Seen this on a few other forum sites so thought I would bring it across.
You Know You're Getting Older When At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
You know you are getting older when you can't eat fast food as often as you used to cause it makes you sick now
You Know You're Getting Older When An ' all nighter ' means not getting up to pee!
You know you're old when tying your shoe laces and thinking of better things you could be doing.
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You Know You're Getting Older When Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
YKYGO when you realize 9/11's 11th anniversary is tomorrow.
You Know You're Getting Older When Getting a little action means you don't need to take a laxative lol
You know you're getting old when you use Viagra as a kickstand to get you out of bed.
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You Know You're Getting Older When The candles cost more than the cake.
YKYGO when you can't sleep past 10am and can't stay up past 2
YKYGO when all your sentences start with "Back in my day" and end with "we'd all be speaking German"
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You Know You're Getting Older When The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style
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You know you are getting old when you can have a conversation with somone youve seen as a baby...
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You Know You're Getting Older When The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
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YKYGO when your bday is tomorrow. No joke lol I'm 15 tomorrow.
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leo321 said:
YKYGO when your bday is tomorrow. No joke lol I'm 15 tomorrow.
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You Know You're Getting Older When your quoting the above and im 23 lol
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donsimmi said:
You Know You're Getting Older When your quoting the above and im 23 lol
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You're married to a grey haired lady!?
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You know you're getting older when there's too many of these you know you're threads...
You Know you're Getting Older When your laying in bed and hear creeking and its not your neighbours in bed lol
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Hi guys. Well im starting this thread cause im a tattoo asrtist out in so.cal. I have a shop in Inland Empire and also work at Sunset Beach off Pacific Coast Highway and i was just curious as to how many of us have tattoos . I think it would be cool to show them off. I updated and put pics off my work hope u guys like
I don't but I want one. Care to give me a discount? Lol
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Lol my only tattoo is actually the same as my avatar (Creamsicle twins by Miss Kika). It's not boxy like the avatar and there's no black outlining. I'll have to find a photo...
Edit: I want moar!
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30 and still counting
ex Army SGT 11C
I got one recently and i want more.
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just one on my hands
I've got an appointment to begin my sleeve though in two weeks!
7...for now lol. I'll get some pics up. My best friend is actually a tattoo artist. Free tats
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I have an HTC tramp stamp.
more than I can count. Full sleeves and such. I'm in bed ATM but ill try and remember to take some pics tomorrow
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I want some tatoos. I have 0 but id like full sleeves with flowers and such and a few hummingbirds in the mix because i saw something like i looooong time ago and it was beautiful. Kind of calm and sereene.
Up and comming Arts forum http://little-melon.com/Forum <---SIGN UP NOW.
I have 6 currently but planning on getting sleeves and my entire torso done(chest, stomach back and ribs)
We are legion, for we are many
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no tats yet, but always intrigued, i also live in so cal (OC region).
might hit ya up one day if i am ever crazy enough to get one done.
SuperSwagSauce said:
I don't but I want one. Care to give me a discount? Lol
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I would if you didnt live so far lol
..seems like a long drive
Om mani padme hum
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Right arm sleeve, left arm half sleeve, both calf's, starting back piece in 2 months. My wife has like 10 or so and just got her chest done 2 weeks ago.
Where in the ie is your shop?
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Im getting another one SOON to incorporate with the one in my arm. I have 2 tatts btw..will post pics ITF. On a side note..who knows an artist whose familiar with tribal patterns..kinda like Polynesian and Filipino..im around Los Angeles. Thanks guys!
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Om mani padme hum
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I like this..care to tell us the meaning? only if you don't mind..
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frostrunner said:
no tats yet, but always intrigued, i also live in so cal (OC region).
might hit ya up one day if i am ever crazy enough to get one done.
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for sure just PM me
streinjer said:
Im getting another one SOON to incorporate with the one in my arm. I have 2 tatts btw..will post pics ITF. On a side note..who knows an artist whose familiar with tribal patterns..kinda like Polynesian and Filipino..im around Los Angeles. Thanks guys!
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I do it all my
Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
Nice
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That was my nexus 7 that you nicked. Give it back lol
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poults said:
Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1957971 - Sound familiar?
He is joking! (Right?)
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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REDFOCZ said:
So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
poults said:
Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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If this is a joke, yes that is a bad one to say. Seriously, who in their right mind would joke about stealing stuff.
Not cool to joke about something like this, not to mention filling the board full of junk threads.
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Garbage.
Closed
There is a lot of companies that will give you a free ride if you have been drinking. And some will tow your car for free. So there is no reason to get a DUI or possibly lose your life or take someone else's. Its bound to happen to a lot of people over the next week just make sure it isn't you or a loved one. Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to everyone!
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+1 Stay home and play with the new toys!!!!
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Good call, so easy to people to forget. Not like taxi's cost that much. I always say think of the other people on the road, its always the innocent that dies not the drunk.
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This doesnt belong here but good advice. Just stay home and relax.
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This belongs everywhere. Period.
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Enjoy today guys.
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Thanks for the PSA. :thumbup:
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
Reported .......,jk
Best of advices I must admit
driving is so much more fun when drunk though :/
wavrunrx said:
driving is so much more fun when drunk though :/
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Maybe when you get out of high school you'll change your mind.
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andrew.cambridge said:
Maybe when you get out of high school you'll change your mind.
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good one ! thanks
And this is related to the N7 how...?
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And this is related to the N7 how...?
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Stop. Just stop.
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Got this thing a couple of months ago and all was going great until I found a particular game that I have become addicted to. Now for the last week my neck is killing me from staring down at my Necksus 7. I can't even turn my head left or right to shake my head in disapproval when my wife suggests I put it down. Damn you Necksus 7!
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What is the name of the game ?:laugh:
Probably Carmageddon.
Ow.
Puzzles and Dragons. I warn you not to play IT WILL HURT **** HELL!
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Weird they blocked like but not hell
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Think maybe you missed an 'a'...
Neck-"Ahh"(pain)-Sus... ie, NeckAsus
Oh, nevermind - I'll get my coat.
Rgrds,
Ged.
GedBlake said:
Oh, nevermind - I'll get my coat.
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I see what you did there
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