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Brand New! (Unofficial) Android song!

I May Be Noob But I'm Perfectly Good At It,
Flashing The ROM, I Don't Care I Like The Speed Of It.
Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But ANDROID Phones Excite Me!
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Come On!)
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Gooooooooooooood ;-)

I think my face just mealted... Winning!
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wasscomedy said:
I May Be Noob But I'm Perfectly Good At It,
Flashing The ROM, I Don't Care I Like The Speed Of It.
Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But ANDROID Phones Excite Me!
(Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it !)
Cyangogen is great, Cyanogen is mine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, phones not as fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the flashing leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
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Lol @ S&M spinoff but I added some more for you

I'm feeling this vibe, Let's keep this momentum going!.. Can you say Broadway!

I'm thinking this should be in off topic?haha. Awesome song tho
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I May Be Noob But I'm Perfectly Good At It, (swag!)
Flashing The ROM, I Don't Care I Like The Speed Of It. (swag-swag!!)
Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But ANDROID Phones Excite Me! (what else ?)
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Come On!) (burr!)
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and now a hiphop remix

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc

Purple Drama Llama said:
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You quoted me in your siggy? Lmao

twitch153 said:
You quoted me in your siggy? Lmao
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Yes, yes I did

I've created a monster!.. we need to make a parody video with XDA developers! Stat!.. No, not latter.. now people! .. I like it like it Come on! "Andriods phones excite me"© Bahahahaha ‹(^_^)># Here's a waffle for my fans
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[Q] Worst nightmare

Ok, what's the worse nightmare you ever had that nearly made you shat bricks, pee in your pants, etcetera, etcetera?
Mine happened on Saturday night. I dreamt that the next day was Monday.

i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream

souljaboy said:
i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream
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Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?

sakai4eva said:
Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?
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i really did .. the girls were my classmates ... the consequences will never be the same

Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...

I had a weird Japanese horror movie style dream with weird Japanese girls using a ln electric wheelchair doing weird stuff 0-0
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I was having sex with a girl.. .and then she was getting kinky.. and then she took off her mask.. and it was a HOMELESS-LOOKING MAN!!! :'( It scared the **** outta me

Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...

sakai4eva said:
Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...
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Like the creepy faces where they are like frozen and another when they look like the grudge!!!!! Ahhh
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After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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themacman1000 said:
After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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I was scared of the G Man.
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Alanrocks15 said:
I was scared of the G Man.
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It annoyed me to hell that I can't shoot him.

sakai4eva said:
Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...
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well you could say that , nothing bad tho

souljaboy said:
well you could say that , nothing bad tho
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Having something so intimate ripped out of you is always bad.
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Eel Soup.
'Nuff said.

I had a dream that I had to use the iPhone

worst dream:
no more xda!

what is eel soup?

sakai4eva said:
what is eel soup?
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I can't post a link. I'll be banned.
However,
back in the Team Llama days, the days of Skype and ****, I had a habit of linking to **** like Lemon Party, Tub Girl, Eel Soup, etc.
Hus will be able to tell you, but its pretty much a video of 2 Asians who poke each other with an eel then eat it.

That's such a horrible video haha We could still skype, we just never do
Would me not dreaming be considered a nightmare?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

Tattoos anyone?

Hi guys. Well im starting this thread cause im a tattoo asrtist out in so.cal. I have a shop in Inland Empire and also work at Sunset Beach off Pacific Coast Highway and i was just curious as to how many of us have tattoos . I think it would be cool to show them off. I updated and put pics off my work hope u guys like

I don't but I want one. Care to give me a discount? Lol
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Lol my only tattoo is actually the same as my avatar (Creamsicle twins by Miss Kika). It's not boxy like the avatar and there's no black outlining. I'll have to find a photo...
Edit: I want moar!
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30 and still counting
ex Army SGT 11C

I got one recently and i want more.
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just one on my hands
I've got an appointment to begin my sleeve though in two weeks!

7...for now lol. I'll get some pics up. My best friend is actually a tattoo artist. Free tats
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I have an HTC tramp stamp.

more than I can count. Full sleeves and such. I'm in bed ATM but ill try and remember to take some pics tomorrow
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I want some tatoos. I have 0 but id like full sleeves with flowers and such and a few hummingbirds in the mix because i saw something like i looooong time ago and it was beautiful. Kind of calm and sereene.
Up and comming Arts forum http://little-melon.com/Forum <---SIGN UP NOW.

I have 6 currently but planning on getting sleeves and my entire torso done(chest, stomach back and ribs)
We are legion, for we are many
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no tats yet, but always intrigued, i also live in so cal (OC region).
might hit ya up one day if i am ever crazy enough to get one done.

SuperSwagSauce said:
I don't but I want one. Care to give me a discount? Lol
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I would if you didnt live so far lol
..seems like a long drive

Om mani padme hum
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Right arm sleeve, left arm half sleeve, both calf's, starting back piece in 2 months. My wife has like 10 or so and just got her chest done 2 weeks ago.

Where in the ie is your shop?
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Im getting another one SOON to incorporate with the one in my arm. I have 2 tatts btw..will post pics ITF. On a side note..who knows an artist whose familiar with tribal patterns..kinda like Polynesian and Filipino..im around Los Angeles. Thanks guys!
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azyouthinkeyeiz said:
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Om mani padme hum
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I like this..care to tell us the meaning? only if you don't mind..
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frostrunner said:
no tats yet, but always intrigued, i also live in so cal (OC region).
might hit ya up one day if i am ever crazy enough to get one done.
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for sure just PM me

streinjer said:
Im getting another one SOON to incorporate with the one in my arm. I have 2 tatts btw..will post pics ITF. On a side note..who knows an artist whose familiar with tribal patterns..kinda like Polynesian and Filipino..im around Los Angeles. Thanks guys!
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I do it all my

LateNight Munchies ~THREAD~

Title says it folks^^
What are you eating for the LateNight Munchies..
I usually order pizza but got some WaffleHouse tonight,haven't had it in awhile and its open 24/7
Plus i love food;p
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Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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Karakoram2 said:
Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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I'm to lazy to make food at night
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I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.

jaszek said:
I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
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That's why they make fast food places
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Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
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Creme caramels??
Lol
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Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM

fleurdelisxliv said:
Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
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No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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ScubaSteev said:
No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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i always have the late night munchies after a lot of beer if im able to get the food to my mouth lol

ScubaSteev said:
Creme caramels??
Lol
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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ScubaSteev said:
Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
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Lmfao!
That sounds kiddish ha
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Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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Holy crap dude......that's a lot
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Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Vis1on said:
Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Mmmm chocolate
Pizza is good too
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Stupid question? Stupid answer!

What's this all about, you ask? Well, it's simple, really. You ask a question, someone gives you an answer. Yes, I know, that's no fun. Here's how you spice it up.
Ask a stupid question. The next person who replies gives you a stupid answer, and then asks their own stupid question.
OK, I get it, you need examples, so try this on for size:
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1st poster: Why is the sky blue?
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2nd poster: Because gravity was suddenly reversed for short period of time, and a bunch of water was suspended high in the atmosphere when it reverted back.
2nd poster: Why is six scared of seven?
It should go on back and forth.
So im first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Thread cleaned. Stay on topic or stay out

To meet the chick
Where was the chick?

Seraz007 said:
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
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Under my bed.
Where was newton when an apple fell to his head?
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Out in international waters collecting shrimp harvest for thanksgiving.
What does red,white, and blue stand for?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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ArmorD said:
Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Depressed...
and yours?

Alive
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
Screaming idgaf with his windows down and his system up

south956 said:
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
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Yes, fish have ears.
Whats the song that goes, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer?"

The fourth symphony by Beethoven in his later years.
Why not?
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Why not not?
Why can't we eat bricks?
Sent through the Time Vortex!

Thousands of years ago,way before Tellytubbies, there was a clan of cavemen trying to perfect themselves. One did eat a brick but fell on said brick and got short term amnesia. He awoke and thought it was with his head that he broke this brick. This tradition has continued to this day and is known as karate, all for a clumsy,brick-eating man.
How did curiosity kill the cat?
Man run in front of car get tired. Man run behind car get exhausted.
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The cat was curious of where cats from, upon learning the the truth, it did suicide.
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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404-Not Found said:
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?

Archer said:
No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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A lot longer than it would take for me to open another.
Why do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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ArmorD said:
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Becoz Archer is nub.
Why all teh people are nubs?
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I dont know what nubs are but i aint a person imma dinosaur.
What did Peter Piper do with all the pecks of pickled pepper that he picked?
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the road can move, but the chicken can't
Why am i soo stupid?

Ninja'd......
Because you have your eyes closed
How is that even possible?
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