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My Amatuer MMA Highlight Video

Figured somebody might be interested in watching this...lol...Ive got a fight this saturday in shreveport, LA and a guy made this for me to promote the fight...I realize its nothing AMAZING but its a start...haha
http://youtu.be/evhHyS6FjL0

Right on man pretty good!
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Im only down the interstate from s-port

fleurdelisxliv said:
Im only down the interstate from s-port
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Where? I actually live in minden...

d_a_n_payne said:
where? I actually live in minden...
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wow ruston i work for pafford ems

Gotta get back to training. But this is my old team. Never competed myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eFS2Onmlhg
Nice vid man, good job. I need to learn some striking.

fleurdelisxliv said:
wow ruston i work for pafford ems
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I went to Tech for a while...one of the fights in the video was at the ruston civic center...the video where i dropped the guy with a left hook...small world...lol

d_a_n_payne said:
I went to Tech for a while...one of the fights in the video was at the ruston civic center...the video where i dropped the guy with a left hook...small world...lol
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ima check out the video tonight at work and yea small world

Deng man, that's pretty badass.
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Well if anybody is in the north louisiana area this saturday, you should come watch me fight at the horseshoe riverdome...MTV will be there

d_a_n_payne said:
Well if anybody is in the north louisiana area this saturday, you should come watch me fight at the horseshoe riverdome...MTV will be there
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damn i have to work or i wld be there i love fights good luck!

That sucks...maybe next time...

Ill be fighting again this Friday, Aug 19th, in West Monroe, Louisiana...figured I would just reply to this instead of makin a new thread...dont wanna waste any internet space...ha

Your in good shape man!
How much do you train?
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Alanrocks15 said:
Your in good shape man!
How much do you train?
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Thanks!
I train atleast twice a day, sometimes 3...everyday except sunday...even tho I have trouble resting sunday...lol

Good **** bro.
I don't have the time to train, but in my unit I'm a part of the combatives team. It's a lot of grappling and wrestling, though not much striking. I've been looking into some muay thai gyms, and the boxing team our unit has too. I'd love to get into it..
I think I saw that you're a middleweight, right? Do you train in specific arts or is your gym an MMA gym? A few of my friends train and fight amateur in Rhode Island for a strictly MMA gym. There are no specific classes like boxing mon, weds, fri, bjj tues, thurs, etc... it's just MMA every day. Is there a benefit or disadvantage to that, I wonder.
I'd love to hear how some of your workouts go down. Might help me out a bit.

Could yall please go like my page? Not sure if yall saw the article about mtv following the amateurs but I'm one of em...I'm the one they called the rich kid...lol...i have no clue why cuz I'm not but hopefully that's not what yall think when yall watch...or if yall watch...thanks guys!
https://www.facebook.com/PayneMMA
I posted the trailer to the show on my page if ya wanna check it out!

d_a_n_payne said:
Could yall please go like my page? Not sure if yall saw the article about mtv following the amateurs but I'm one of em...I'm the one they called the rich kid...lol...i have no clue why cuz I'm not but hopefully that's not what yall think when yall watch...or if yall watch...thanks guys!
https://www.facebook.com/PayneMMA
I posted the trailer to the show on my page if ya wanna check it out!
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i will check it out! also a buddy i work with wanted to know if you knew a fighter hes friends with mike crisp from s-port

Mike crisp sounds familiar but Im not sure...maybe if saw him I would remember...lol

i saw the com on mtv when does the show start?
edit: i saw jan 9th

LordManhattan..King or jester? You decide!

Is it just me or does this guy have the greatest responses ever?
ok just me?
*Crawls Back Into Hole*

A thread with MY name on it?
I love it. Please proceed!
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You should make a topic,
Make a topik and post your funny stuffs
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Who do you think you are, coming in here and insulting every other member of OT???

Archer said:
Who do you think you are, coming in here and insulting every other member of OT???
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thats the thing i dont know who i am, what i do, i ask myself that question every day
but on the other hand, this is lord
Michael Westen: [voice-over] My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until...
voice on phone: [phone rings] We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.
Michael Westen: [voice-over] When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.
Michael Westen: Where am I?
Fiona Glenanne: Miami.
Michael Westen: [voice-over] You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend...
Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them?
Michael Westen: [voice-over] An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI...
Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of *****y little girls.
Michael Westen: [voice-over] Family too...
Sam Axe: [phone rings] Hey, is that your Mom again?
Michael Westen: [voice-over] ... if you're desperate.
Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael!
Michael Westen: [voice-over] Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

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Make a topik and post your funny stuffs
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Won't happen. EVER
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New title FTW!!

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new title ftw!!
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love it!
Keep the thread [email protected]

I'm proud to say i knew him when he was just BazookaAce. Now look how far he's come.
The man is a legend in his own lifetime!

DirkGently said:
I'm proud to say i knew him when he was just BazookaAce. Now look how far he's come.
The man is a legend in his own lifetime!
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Wow wow wow wow. Stop. You mean to tell me BazookaAce just changed his nick and didn't die trying to simply walk into Mordor?

jaszek said:
Wow wow wow wow. Stop. You mean to tell me BazookaAce just changed his nick and didn't die trying to simply walk into Mordor?
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Well.. i tried, and i nailed it. I walked in with Morgan Freeman since you know, he can do whatever he wants. We had some coffee, then we met some nice dwarfs (or whatever we should call them) who were up to something, and then we went home. Great day, great day.
Edit: Yey! One to go, and i've reached 4000 posts.

jaszek said:
Wow wow wow wow. Stop. You mean to tell me BazookaAce just changed his nick and didn't die trying to simply walk into Mordor?
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BazookaAce does not simply die whilst attempting to walk into Mordor with a new name!
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Yey! One to go, and i've reached 4000 posts.
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4000?
pfft, n00b!

Well.. you see.. uhm.. I'm YOUNGER than you. Yes, i said it old man.

LordManhattan said:
Well.. you see.. uhm.. I'm YOUNGER than you. Yes, i said it old man.
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That's right! At least one of my Kidneys and half of my Liver were already dead when you were still learning to touch-type!
I've already forgotten more than you will ever...you know..that thing, err..wotsit..the word i'm looking for...
..godammit!

DirkGently said:
That's right! At least one of my Kidneys and half of my Liver were already dead when you were still learning to touch-type!
I've already forgotten more than you will ever...you know..that thing, err..wotsit..the word i'm looking for...
..godammit!
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Are you thinking of...um....the.....you know what I'm talking about.

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Won't happen. EVER
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You stole my dog!!!!
YOU BASTARD!!!

That's right. I kidnapped him yesterday, and all i do is taking pictures of him and adding captions to them. He's no longer a dog, he's a meme now.
Just let him go, let-him-go.

LordManhattan said:
That's right. I kidnapped him yesterday, and all i do is taking pictures of him and adding captions to them. He's no longer a dog, he's a meme now.
Just let him go, let-him-go.
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NO!!!

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Are you thinking of...um....the.....you know what I'm talking about.
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That's the one...the thingumybob..the wotsit!
Now where'd i leave that damn bottle.....

Where's Dirk?

He's been online a little bit, but hardly spoken. Have the off-topic trolls scared him off?
TALK TO US DIRK!!!

I would hazard a guess that he's on one of his self imposed breaks.
To be honest, can't say that I blame him, the quality of gibberish around here lately has been truly terrible...

You've got a valid point there. It was almost a gentleman's club for a while, where we'd sit round in smoking jackets and discuss morals and ethics, along with light speed and infinite mass. Now it's just "check out this chick I pulled. At least I think it's a chick".

Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.

You come out with some off-the-wall crazy ideas Conan. Next you'll be suggesting some type of moderation!

Now that's crazy...........
So crazy.... that it just might work.

He's healing his eyes. Seriously. I emailed him. Has to take a break from computer screens. He said he's been catching up on the real world and such.
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Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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LordManhattan said:
Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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Argh... shall haunt me nightmares!
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DirkGently said:
boborone said:
DirkGently said:
boborone said:
Just checking on you. Haven't seen you around in a bit. My email is @gmail.com
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Hallo mate!
The worst thing has happened. I'm exiled from the Internet! I've got eye strain so i'm having to give the PC a break until the treacherous orbs of pain are better again. Otherwise things are ok.
I hope you are well?
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Cool. Well not cool at all. But at least you're ok and not in jail. Hopefully your fridge is stocked. Have fun looking at reality for awhile. I know I couldn't do it. OT misses you. Get well soon man.
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Thanks man!
It's been quite liberating being detached from the net. I've been doing it old skool, with crossword puzzles and movie marathons. I feel like i'm missing a lot though, even though i know it's probably nothing i can't live without knowing!
Please say hi to the OT folks for me, and tell the blighters i miss the company. I'm waiting for medical science to catch up so that the docs can go do a Steve Austin on my ass. I've always wanted to be Bionic!
Be well my friend.
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hdkhdkhgdglhgckt

Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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cheers bobo
Here's Dirk in his space traveller phase...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

Archer said:
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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I keep in touch if I haven't seen you around. Been meaning to write sake. I'd write you if I started seeing spam unchecked.
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conantroutman said:
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
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Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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Babydoll25 said:
Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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Don't make me throw things.....
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That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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LMFAO!!!
Kitchen thread creation?

At least he knows he's loved

Dirk is being a Dirk...
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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We do have a kitchen.

OT Holidays *read Reason to Drink [May 8] [USA] National Teacher Day

So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Thanks M_T_M for the merge

boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)

RinZo said:
Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.

Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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jaszek said:
Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy

Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......

watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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boborone said:
Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.

My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.

jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down

watt9493 said:
mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.

Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!

Babydoll25 said:
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol

Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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conantroutman said:
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You're so right.
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Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now

I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me

A chance encounter with a film crew:

Outside work in the last hour:
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Awesome!!

The Top Gear studios and test track aren't far from here so you often see nice cars going back and forth. I always wondered if i'd see Clarkson one day and then this happened!

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The Top Gear studios and test track aren't far from here so you often see nice cars going back and forth. I always wondered if i'd see Clarkson one day and then this happened!
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I don't know why, but when I saw this earlier the first thing I thought was "Clarkson".
I lived in Portsmouth for a few years and used to meet up with a friend who lived in London quite regularly. To share expense we'd meet roughly in the middle, which was Guildford. We used to frequent this particular establishment...
Nice pub, till the night time

Haha. You lucky bastard. Also, what the hell is that thing Jeremy is driving?
And why is the Range Rover's steering wheel on the wrong side?
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Nice pub, till the night time
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Whole town is a dive from morning till night if you ask me! My perceptions may be skewed by having to come here to work every day though!
Like many who live around here, i have frequented one or two of the clubs around town in my youth. One of them was Cinderellas, which i think goes by another name now. Always full of slappers as you'd expect!

Looks pretty cool to me..

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Haha. You lucky bastard. Also, what the hell is that thing Jeremy is driving?
And why is the Range Rover's steering wheel on the wrong side?
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I know, right?
It looks like a cross between one of those buggy's for old age pensioners and a Transformer!

Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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LordManhattan said:
Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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Nope! There aren't, and never will be, any pictures of yours truly on the Internet.
Edit: Apart from this one of me doing Dips..

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Is that you Dirk? First pic.
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Lol i see it on my phone. Didn't notice on the computer. I always knew Dirk was bald

jaszek said:
Lol i see it on my phone. Didn't notice on the computer. I always knew Dirk was bald
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Funny enough i am, but it's not my reflection!

That's excellent. One of my favorite shows for sure.
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That's excellent. One of my favorite shows for sure.
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Season 19 is due to begin in January 2013. I'm looking forward to it. :good:

I'll have to wait for it to rear its head in the US.
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jRi0T68 said:
I'll have to wait for it to rear its head in the US.
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BBC America. I think we get the new episodes on mondays

m1l4droid said:
Did you get a chance take his signature?
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I would never pester anyone for something so completely meaningless. I mean, what's the point? Some people are really into it too! It's very bizarre.

m1l4droid said:
Yeah signature is pointless. Did you get a picture with him?
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No, i don't let people take my picture. That's how i know there aren't any of me online! The only pictures of me in existence are very old and very rare!

m1l4droid said:
Who are you, Sherlock Holmes?
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Or the invisible man?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.