Favourite movie quotes - Off-topic

As the topic name suggests, this is to tell us all your favourite movie quotes. There are tons of brilliant quotes out there from all different types of movies.
I'll start off with a quote from Snatch.
"Why's he called a bullet dodger?" "Because he dodges bullets, Avi"
Lets see what you've got
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i dont know about movie quotes,but i seriously like Archer's sign quote:
"i live by my own rules,nobody else's, not even my own"

"Hasta la vista, baby"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Follow the white rabbit."
"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust."

ok this one is mmy favorite :
" go pikachu , i choose you!!! "

the whole script of Scarface

"get away from her you *****!"
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Dragonoid said:
i dont know about movie quotes,but i seriously like Archer's sign quote:
"i live by my own rules,nobody else's, not even my own"
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I clearly like it too, and just in case people don't know it...
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail:
King - Please! Please good people! I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant 1 - No one lives there.
K - Then who is your lord?
P1 - We don't have a lord.
K - What?
Peasant 2 - I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-
K - Be quiet!
P2 - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-
K - Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
P1 - Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!
K - I am your king!
P1 - Well I didn't vote for you.

d12unk13astard said:
"get away from her you *****!"
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Deathly Hallows, right?
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KidCarter93 said:
Deathly Hallows, right?
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Sigourney Weaver in
Aliens
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Ah right. Harry Potter was the first thing in my head lol.
Noel Clarke in Adulthood - "Are you dizzy blud?"
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james bond in .....welll.....james bond films
" the name is bond ......james bond "

"He said the sheriff is near."
Then there is this from FMJ......
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ****in' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

For the people who may know this
Kitne aadami the (hindi movie)
Translation : how many people?
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"Why so serious?" That quote's perfect for so many situations xD
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"Winter is coming." -Starks
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KidCarter93 said:
... Harry Potter ...
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"NYAHHHH"

Knocked Up:
- Isn't it weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?

Too Many To List....
Now you's can't leave
Looks like someone we know
Is that velvet?
Does the real Caesar live here?
Is this hotel pager friendly?

" I'll be back"
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She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes
I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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R.i.p adam yauch of the beastie boys

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WARNING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some of the vids I posted may not be SFW!!!
Holy crap man, wow........just wow
*you can add him to the bank here
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1540495
boborone said:
Holy crap man, wow........just wow
*you can add him to the bank here
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1540495
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will do
RIP
My fav song
RIP MCA
We are losing so many good artists
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston
And now Adam yauch
http://www.pandora.com/station/424328874683071417
Brace yourselves
beastie boys are going to become more famous
husam666 said:
Brace yourselves
beastie boys are going to become more famous
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as they weren't famous enough
davidrules7778 said:
as they weren't famous enough
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which is why I said more
husam666 said:
which is why I said more
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whatever
What next?
"Justin Bieber shot in Iraq".
NO WAI!
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IrishStuff09 said:
What next?
"Justin Bieber shot in Iraq".
NO WAI!
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this would please me, not make me sad
NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN.
R. I. P BROTHER.
YOU WILL BE MISSED.
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I need to go find a bottle of Brass Monkey if they still make it.
RIP MCA
85gallon said:
I need to go find a bottle of Brass Monkey if they still make it.
RIP MCA
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You can make your own
Vodka,rum and orange juice
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Ringtone now 'girls' in the great man's honour. Sad, sad day.
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R.I.P. Adam Yauch. Another great talent gone too soon.
Adam's in heaven with Cookie Puss at last.
So much joy and great memories. Part of the party soundtrack to my and our lives.

Share your mood with a song...

Ok so this is my first post in off topic section...
As the title says post name of a song which can express your current mood/feelings...
Note: please read following rules first...
1. Post only song name, artist or album... No links to download song or others external links...
2. Don't reply to any post or quote any post...
3. Don't post any thing to get me or xda or anyone else in trouble...
Ok let's start... so my mood matches with this song...
Song - The lazy song.
Artist - Bruno Mars.
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lokeshsaini94 said:
Ok let's start... so my mood matches with this song...
Song - The lazy song.
Artist - Bruno Mars.
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Is that 'Lazy' as in 'I was too lazy to bother searching and finding the "What are you listening to?" thread?
My song;-
Rush - "Lock and Key" as that's what this thread will be under once Archer gets to it
Kill Everybody
Still loving you - Scorpions
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SimonTS said:
Is that 'Lazy' as in 'I was too lazy to bother searching and finding the "What are you listening to?" thread?
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Hmm... I knew about it... I thought concept of this thread is different... Lol
Damn i break a rule by quoting...
Now my mood = am I the only one by Dierks Bentley
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ArmorD said:
Still loving you - Scorpions
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Runaround Sue - Dion
Who's gonna save my soul
Gnarls Barkley
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....
Rammstein - Laichzeit
You guys don't want to know what it means...
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Korn: Did my time.
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This is already a thread
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Artist: Spiritual lyric sound feat. Guanaco
Song: down babylon:thumbup:
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I miss you ( Radio Edit) - Basshunter
"A scattered dream is like a far off memory
A far off memory is like a scattered dream"
Now you're gone - Basshunter
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Psy - Gangnam Style. I guess that means I want to dance like I'm riding a horse, in an elevator and yell at a woman doing yoga.
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"Locked Up Tight (like a 14th century chastity belt)" - Archer & The Archettes.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

Post your favorite TV shows

There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice, Modern Family
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
How I Met Ur mother
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pityu100 said:
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
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batman38102 said:
How I Met Ur mother
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I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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Kabir Saxena said:
I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
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Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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SenorBlanco said:
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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I love sons of Anarchy too. Amazing show.
batman38102 said:
Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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Actually, I think Barney is the only thing keeping the show alive. His charisma and his casanova image.
And, I just checked up on Wiki. I hope its right., that its ending.
I still really like the show, though.
Kabir Saxena said:
There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice
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But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
Desperate housewives and Friends ..
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
LordManhattan said:
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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eibbor82 said:
Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
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How could I forget modern family?!
Adding to op.
Kabir Saxena said:
That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
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So, that means instead if bumping it, just make a new thread so you become the master of that idea instead?
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I don't want to be 'the master of the idea' . I can add credits of op of that thread since he was the 'Master of the idea'
Though I never looked at that thread before I searched for TV shows. And I searched for TV shows AFTER I got the idea myself. So I AM the 'Master of the idea'
The big bang theory
jootanen said:
The big bang theory
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Finally! Someone that likes big bang theory. :thumbup:
There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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Looking at your choice, I think you may like white collar and burn notice too

Funny off brand food names

I haven't found thread like this so here we go.. Post funky name and picture of of brand food you found
"Can't believe it's not butter" and "Wow I totally thought it was butter"
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The Kroger brand Fritos are called "Cornitos"
estabien said:
The Kroger brand Fritos are called "Cornitos"
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Lol
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In the Southern half of the UK there's a fast food place that looks just like, and is called KFC. It stands for Ken's Fried Chicken.
Archer said:
In the Southern half of the UK there's a fast food place that looks just like, and is called KFC. It stands for Ken's Fried Chicken.
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O really, expect them to get a letter from KFC's legal team soon...
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O really, expect them to get a letter from KFC's legal team soon...
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You'd think so wouldn't you, but they've been around for years. Also they're cheaper and tastier than KFC. Great after-pub food!
Panburger Partner instead of hamburger helper from local grocery store
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Panburger Partner instead of hamburger helper from local grocery store
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I know which store that is, cause I work for one of their distribution centers.
This was huge a while back on reddit.
I threw away the bag, but I found a brand of dog food called Maintenance Chunks.
-kcco-
I like the Thai Tanic, wow quite brilliant lol
Need I say more ?
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