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What is the dumbest thing that could be a Transformer?

I say a Toyota Prius.
A dude here at work said, "the only way a Toyota Prius would be cool is if it were a Transformer."
Ummm... It still wouldn't be cool. I'm pretty sure that it would be packing dual hair dryers and a curling iron as weapons, and I'm positive that the other Transformers don't need to get their hair did.
Note: it does not have to be a vehicle or any type of transportation.
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A smart car.
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Lincoln town car
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rockstarar said:
Lincoln town car
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Man a Lincoln would be a beast, what you talking about?!? He could be the lawyer. Lol
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Fixed it for ya.
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Also, if you took a physics class you would learn how to build transformers.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Fixed it for ya.
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Party on!

85gallon said:
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Oh yes!!! That car is so retarded that one door is bigger than the other. Haha
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Vibrator.

WiredPirate said:
Vibrator.
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There's a picture online of a bunny rabbit vibe as a transformer.
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Omg I just saw a Pacer on here!!!! That car used to be the S*** back in the day.
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jaszek said:
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I see that, and raise you...
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I see that, and raise you...
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I see that and raise you even further

jaszek said:
I see that and raise you even further
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I'm all in.

WiredPirate said:
I'm all in.
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And I win.

Stereotype the person above you

Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.

m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^

^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.

iok1 said:
Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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Orange_furball said:
^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball

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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair

SimonTS said:
Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
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Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.

MissionImprobable said:
^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.

^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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SimonTS said:
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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What Does Your Computer Look Like

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Broken. My computer looks broken

death-by-soap said:
Broken. My computer looks broken
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lol! Bummer man.
Tomorrow I'll throw my Ununtu setup up here

Barley use my computer much since my evo, but thought Id turn it on for a bit
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nzxt phantom. i absolutely do not need a full-tower case (not even using half of all available slots), but looked great lol.
just bought a new tv to go with it =D
makes my full tower look small haha

I'm really thinking about upgrading to something a little more compact.
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Here's my office, aka mission control as everyone in the house likes to call it
ETA: 3rd pic I missed
We are legion, for we are many.
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I hope you like white
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hope you like white
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Looks good.
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Five0nIt said:
Looks good.
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Thanks.
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I like to keep it simple. XD

^^^ water cooled I see?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
^^^ water cooled I see?
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Totally. * cough *

Foxy Roxy said:
Totally. * cough *
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Gotta say, I love a clean desk. Nice job!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Gotta say, I love a clean desk. Nice job!
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Thanks!
& your computer is so SMEXY. :highfive:

Foxy Roxy said:
Thanks!
& your computer is so SMEXY. :highfive:
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I appreciate that.
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Here's is mine. I had taken this pic while trying to set up the wifi to my place(I don't really use it on the floor) It's nothing's crazy, not like I can play the games I want to play on it since all the good ones are for the pc. Regardless, it's a decent machine to watch movies and browse the web.
Oh and HP makes one just like this buy it's ten times better. It's called the Z1. Super sexy..

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hope you like white
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Agreed. White looks very cool!

HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....

my htpc / media server
my main computer

Got my first paycheck today.

Lol.
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I wish there was a like button...
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That should just about cover the
Cost of a healthy meal some place else..

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I wish there was a like button...
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There's a thanks button...same thing.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.

063_XOBX said:
The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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Not if he lives in Las Vegas ...atms there do down to $5.
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063_XOBX said:
The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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I guess that differs from bank to bank. (;

Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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...Awesome... said:
Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:

StormMcCloud said:
lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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Military?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Military?
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.

StormMcCloud said:
I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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Cool man. That's good work.:thumbup:
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol

Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I think we all got that.
That's the worst part about a new job. First check always sucks.
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Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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Get it in ones and make it rain.

I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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In my country the paycheck is monthly so imagine what it is to work for a full month without seeing any $ on your wallet xD speccially when we young people only work on summer, the month of july is a real torture LOL
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tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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His had 4 digits too.

tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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He said it was just his orientation pay.
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tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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Knowing that we worked hard for so long and that hard work has finally paid off, yeah it does make us feel good.

Do you know Red5?

If so, stop by and say hello, where you know me from and hit the Thanks button.

Red5 said:
If so, stop by and say hello, where you know me from and hit the Thanks button.
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Not sure if trolling or a penny short of a dollar

M_T_M said:
Not sure if trolling or a penny short of a dollar
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Everything here is .99 or less!

ahhh...someone woke up on a trolling kind of mood and decided to stop by the biggest troll house of them all, eh?

I have to pass the troll bridge to get to Trollsville, but before that, I have to get past the Troll in order to proceed.

Red5 said:
I have to pass the troll bridge to get to Trollsville, but before that, I have to get past the Troll in order to proceed.
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Let the mods have their fun.

Gotta be trolling. Broke two rules in his post!! LOL Saying hi and begging for Thanks!

Jessica said:
Let the mods have their fun.
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You know I had to get a troll in on the troll tread.
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StormMcCloud said:
You know I had to get a troll in on the troll tread.
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Leaving tread behind can get you in hot water sometimes. Never leave tread or a paper trail.

Did someone say troll?

veeman said:
Did someone say troll?
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There he is!

Jessica said:
There he is!
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I are no troll. Hu yu say troll?

veeman said:
I are no troll. Hu yu say troll?
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Sorry, wise one. I beg for forgiveness.

Jessica said:
Sorry, wise one. I beg for forgiveness.
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Danke junior. You will learn someday.

veeman said:
Danke junior. You will learn someday.
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I hope I do, sir. :bow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

I dont recognize any of you. You're not saying where you know me from.

Red5 said:
I dont recognize any of you. You're not saying where you know me from.
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From this thread! Lol
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