Lol.
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I wish there was a like button...
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That should just about cover the
Cost of a healthy meal some place else..
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I wish there was a like button...
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There's a thanks button...same thing.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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Not if he lives in Las Vegas ...atms there do down to $5.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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I guess that differs from bank to bank. (;
Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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Military?
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Military?
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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Cool man. That's good work.:thumbup:
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I think we all got that.
That's the worst part about a new job. First check always sucks.
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Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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Get it in ones and make it rain.
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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In my country the paycheck is monthly so imagine what it is to work for a full month without seeing any $ on your wallet xD speccially when we young people only work on summer, the month of july is a real torture LOL
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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His had 4 digits too.
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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He said it was just his orientation pay.
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tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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Knowing that we worked hard for so long and that hard work has finally paid off, yeah it does make us feel good.
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Dude I just read about that.
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Dude I just read about that.
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Extreme munchies
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Extreme munchies
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Crazy though....weed doesn't do that to people, so what don't we know about that dude???
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Crazy though....weed doesn't do that to people, so what don't we know about that dude???
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He was probably mentally disturbed from the beginning. Either way - he's dead now. lol
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He was probably mentally disturbed from the beginning. Either way - he's dead now. lol
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Thanks for spoiling the movie bro
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Thanks for spoiling the movie bro
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So does dumbledore.
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So does dumbledore.
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I have no idea what that means
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Crazy though....weed doesn't do that to people, so what don't we know about that dude???
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Those reports don't test for everything though. Wonder if he drank some of the tea that MMA fighter did before going Indiana Jones on his training partner.
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Those reports don't test for everything though. Wonder if he drank some of the tea that MMA fighter did before going Indiana Jones on his training partner.
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That's what I mean....I hate not knowing! Haha
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Crazy though....weed doesn't do that to people, so what don't we know about that dude???
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He's Al Qaeda!!
I have to say, DARPA is getting a little sloppy with their cover-ups
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I have to say, DARPA is getting a little sloppy with their cover-ups
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They kept that secret island a secret pretty well.
Is this information worldwide?
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Is this information worldwide?
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The internet is
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The internet is
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So, I don't have to worry about this.
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So, I don't have to worry about this.
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No guarantees bro
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No guarantees bro
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U believe that this will come to Sweden? :silly:
Come on now, you know better. This belongs in the youtube thread.
Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
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******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
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I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
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Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
Exactly like the title says. If you found yourself in that situation with the police asking for your demands what would you want?
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Bacon. Lots and lots of.......bacon
One of deez. Per week.
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One of deez. Per week.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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How much for all that beer, about $100?
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How much for all that beer, about $100?
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Less than the price of gas in that truck.
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I would demand 30 gallons of KY, a giant/shallow above ground pool, and 300 super hot strippers to fight in the ky pool.
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I would demand 30 gallons of KY, a giant/shallow above ground pool, and 300 super hot strippers to fight in the ky pool.
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That, along with my demand should be epic.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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Bacon. Lots and lots of.......bacon
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Sounds about right
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To be able to fly
I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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veeman said:
I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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Liberal! :silly:
A Nexus 4
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A one way plane ticket from Jersey to ???
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Damn hippie! I would demand €100 million. If not? Too bad for young Susie.
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veeman said:
I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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You sick, sick whack...YOU should be the hostage
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You sick, sick whack...YOU should be the hostage
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I know where you live. I'll come over there and take you hostage then troll you and then after I demand that you be released, I will release you.
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I know where you live. I'll come over there and take you hostage then troll you and then after I demand that you be released, I will release you.
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Nope. Changed my location. Now you and Apex can't find me
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RohinZaraki said:
Nope. Changed my location. Now you and Apex can't find me
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Son... I know exactly where you are.
Dont make me press the hack button on my keyboard
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Son... I know exactly where you are.
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Come at me brah
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Bacon.
A chunk of blue ice. I also want it to strike the next person to make a turrible thread in OT.
Probably gonna be infinidy9.
N00b relent.
A ban hammer to whom ever makes threads like this!
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bricks
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We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US!
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lol
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A troll hammer to all those haters. We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US! Thanks.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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I think he's gonna hax hour wifi's and GeeBees. Jokes on him. I only have TeeBees.
And I have 2-step verification on
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And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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I suspect someone has rustled your jimmies again
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
― Mark Twain
...the federal deficit
infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Man,
There's something wrong with you.
OT is not a place to roll around in kicking and screaming there son.
Put on your armor and quit acting like a tortured soul.
You just won't find a whole of sympathy here.
infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Welcome to the interwebs, we hope you enjoy your stay...now GTFO.
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m0cha5hake said:
bricks
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That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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FlyGurl said:
That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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Galaxy sIIIs
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Galaxy sIIIs
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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use nets to catch them before they fall to the earth
let brains fall from the sky for people who make threads "How to root......."
and also how about some popcorn?
Some friggin money.
So, I am a black one owner and I was showing off my baby at lunch to a buddy. As I was showing it off I grabbed a napkin and folded it into a nice little resting pad so i wasn't setting it in the hard table. My buddy laughed at me and proceeded to tell me I treat my phone's better than my wife and kids. I laughed and thought it was funny, but then I thought about it and wasn't sure wether it was funny or not.
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Bahahahaha. Thread of the day
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For real? ¬_¬
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Do you make the bed before you lay your wife down?
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Haha amazing
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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS:
should I be offended on a little joke from my buddy?
Like seriously, If you know he was joking then don't take it seriously -.-
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shahrukhraza said:
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS:
should I be offended on a little joke from my buddy?
Like seriously, If you know he was joking then don't take it seriously -.-
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Ya, in case anyone else thinks I'm serious I posted this to make some people laugh. So laugh on folks.
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Haha I do this as well. I can't put my phone down on a hard surface without some sort of padding.
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Ever since getting the iPhone 3G I would put the phone face down on tables. How often do tables have sand or other particles that can actually scratch the gorilla glass?...
Answer?.. I've never had a phone get a scratched screen. Even those without a screen protector. I do have a Zagg on my one right now though. But I don't do cases.
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You should have told him, "At least I keep my wife and kids for longer than 20 months."
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You should have told him, "At least I keep my wife and kids for longer than 20 months."
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But then again, does anyone offer a 20 month upgrade policy on wives? Think about it, after 20 months you can get a new and improved wife with no penalty. Hmmm...
JPC
Good point!
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But then again, does anyone offer a 20 month upgrade policy on wives? Think about it, after 20 months you can get a new and improved wife with no penalty. Hmmm...
JPC
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But would you have to pay an activation fee, and premium ta ta's charge?
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But would you have to pay an activation fee, and premium ta ta's charge?
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Ha, ha, ha. This made me lol
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So, I am a black one owner and I was showing off my baby at lunch to a buddy. As I was showing it off I grabbed a napkin and folded it into a nice little resting pad so i wasn't setting it in the hard table. My buddy laughed at me and proceeded to tell me I treat my phone's better than my wife and kids. I laughed and thought it was funny, but then I thought about it and wasn't sure wether it was funny or not.
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lol this was funny, but thought it was gonna be a black guy situation which offended you lmao
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there's always a fee
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Thats one of those rides excluded from the wrist band, you've gotta buy separate tickets. I hate it when that happens!
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ewww guys! but she's not even cute!!! ... men smh
ticklemepinks said:
ewww guys! but she's not even cute!!! ... men smh
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Agreed she nasty
ticklemepinks said:
ewww guys! but she's not even cute!!! ... men smh
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Now I like a nice rack as much as the next guy but that's a little bit too much for me.... Kinda like a Galaxy Note 3 6 inch screen. Yeah big is nice but GINORMOUS HUGE is a bit much. Now show me a nice pair of legs and I'm done for!
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