What do you want to fall from the sky - Off-topic

Bacon.

A chunk of blue ice. I also want it to strike the next person to make a turrible thread in OT.
Probably gonna be infinidy9.

N00b relent.

A ban hammer to whom ever makes threads like this!
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.

bricks

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We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US!
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infinidy9 said:
A troll hammer to all those haters. We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US! Thanks.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.

LoopDoGG79 said:
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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I think he's gonna hax hour wifi's and GeeBees. Jokes on him. I only have TeeBees.
And I have 2-step verification on

infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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I suspect someone has rustled your jimmies again
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
― Mark Twain

...the federal deficit
infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Man,
There's something wrong with you.
OT is not a place to roll around in kicking and screaming there son.
Put on your armor and quit acting like a tortured soul.
You just won't find a whole of sympathy here.

infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Welcome to the interwebs, we hope you enjoy your stay...now GTFO.
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m0cha5hake said:
bricks
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That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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FlyGurl said:
That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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Galaxy sIIIs
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KindleFireGuy said:
Galaxy sIIIs
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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use nets to catch them before they fall to the earth
let brains fall from the sky for people who make threads "How to root......."
and also how about some popcorn?

Some friggin money.

Related

Kidney stones..

I got my first kidney stone when I was 9.. I remember going to my grandmas everyday and just laying there screaming. I refused to go to the hospital. But I've had about 5 since then. Talk about your experiences?
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I like your avatar
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Thanks? Lol
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Never had them, wouldn't want to have them either
Thanks,
Never had em. I don't drink just pain water... I live on soda and gatorade and such, so I don't expect my streak of not having them to last too much longer. I'm 20 btw.
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Unlucky dude, they sound painful
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Something like this?
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I have always had this fear of getting kidney stones
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Thats terrible indeed.... and they can be very painful too ... even lethal
Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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Dont you think this is kind of a private experience? Not really worth sharing IMO....
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Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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xaccers said:
That's a disturbing thought: Kidney stone pr0n...
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That made me cringe.... Lol
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M_T_M said:
Look at the head on that thing!!!11one!!eleven1
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The awkward moment when it's him...
XD
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Jce69 said:
It's in the off topic section. Its not like I'm begging for money or posting porn.
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westicle said:
Off topic subject in off topic forum, perhaps?
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Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
TheRomMistress said:
Read my sig...just because its off topic does not mean its worth sharing...
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I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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Jce69 said:
I'm not trying to be a be mean about this. If it sounds mean, I'm sorry.
I just figured id post something a little different. I don't see nothing wrong with it. If it bothers you, close the thread.
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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It doesn't bother me that much...I'm just saying...Its like me announcing to everyone that I have a heavy period and I am in agony...not that this is the case or anything
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Can I get you a hot water bottle for your back? How about some chocolate? A foot rub? A syndol or two?

what are you doing when you are bored?

what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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vanessaem said:
I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!

Stereotype the person above you

Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
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Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
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Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
MissionImprobable said:
^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.

Got my first paycheck today.

Lol.
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I wish there was a like button...
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That should just about cover the
Cost of a healthy meal some place else..
new ion? said:
I wish there was a like button...
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There's a thanks button...same thing.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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Not if he lives in Las Vegas ...atms there do down to $5.
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063_XOBX said:
The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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I guess that differs from bank to bank. (;
Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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...Awesome... said:
Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
StormMcCloud said:
lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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Military?
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Military?
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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Cool man. That's good work.:thumbup:
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I think we all got that.
That's the worst part about a new job. First check always sucks.
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Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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Get it in ones and make it rain.
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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In my country the paycheck is monthly so imagine what it is to work for a full month without seeing any $ on your wallet xD speccially when we young people only work on summer, the month of july is a real torture LOL
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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His had 4 digits too.
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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He said it was just his orientation pay.
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tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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Knowing that we worked hard for so long and that hard work has finally paid off, yeah it does make us feel good.

Hate on the person above you.

Simple rules.
Humorous hates on the person above you. Only for people with a sense of humour, no *****y folks.
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
Looks like it's similar to ban the person.. So, I hate you xD
Sent from Hell!!
I love you.
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I love you.
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I hate you for loving me without knowing me.
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i dont hate bc no hater here! haters gona hate
the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
The saints noooo lol
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the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
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black and gold till i die :highfive: glad to know
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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ladyhaylin said:
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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must be the steelers!
fleurdelisxliv said:
must be the steelers!
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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must be the steelers!
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Well then....
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You called?
IB4A
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IB4A
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I hate you because i agree
Le classic inb4l
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