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Something is wrong with these ad's.

what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??

Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?

Mikulec said:
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?

zeezee said:
Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.

zeezee said:
Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.

Hah! This made my day..

LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.

I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels

hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!

Firefox + AdSense

TheChampJT said:
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !

haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.

This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.

Mikulec said:
U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct

jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)

I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)

Auto app2sd tutorial

Hi is there anyone that can place a tutorial on how to get the above app working

roms do it automatically now. this is in the wrong forum....reported

sorry buddy
can anyone give me a tutorial on how to create app2sd on a 6gb class 4 card running cyanogen 4.04 and system recovery 1.4

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what you are looking for is how to partition your sdcard for ext2/3/4

There are alot of guides on how to do this.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=534479
First post has the instructions, but the best way although a little more difficult is to use supremeteam's guide here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=535914

I hope he means how to partition because if he is really asking how to gets a2sd work then he must not read anything before he dl's a rom. Actually either question is retarded and points tothe OP being a giant noob that doesn't read. Why didn't we hijack this thread yet?

good point.
@porkky
have you rooted?
what rom are you running?
what recovery are you running?
if you can't answer these questions then you shouldn't respond because crpercodani is chomping at the bit to hijack this thread and I'm to much of a ***** to stop him.

crpercodani said:
I hope he means how to partition because if he is really asking how to gets a2sd work then he must not read anything before he dl's a rom. Actually either question is retarded and points tothe OP being a giant noob that doesn't read. Why didn't we hijack this thread yet?
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Actually I put up the ol hijacked picture saying we was bout to hijack it but it must have been taken down by someone. That was the first thing I thought of when I got to work this morning. I guess just me and fingerlickin are actually doing some work on a monday.

Our hijacking has been hijacked, damn this is the 2nd time we have been ambushed.....time for the war paint.

jaaronmoody said:
roms do it automatically now. this is in the wrong forum....reported
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You need to calm down with the reporting thing ..seriously

bobdude5 said:
You need to calm down with the reporting thing ..seriously
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i think he may just have his junk in a bunch since his thread was reported lol.

david1171 said:
i think he may just have his junk in a bunch since his thread was reported lol.
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Seriously lol..I've seen like 5 threads of him doing that "reported"

bobdude5 said:
Seriously lol..I've seen like 5 threads of him doing that "reported"
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i don't think my ego got that high when i hit 263 posts.
what good does posting to say you reported the thread do? if it is that important that the thread be locked and not in the way why don't people just report it, then no one post in it? every time some idiot posts a comment in a misplaced thread in the dev section it knocks a development related thread down one, so why don't they either a. help the guy and say next time post questions in the Q&A thread, instead of chiming in just to seem like a douche.
oh well lol. you should look for his thread in the development section that had NOTHING to do with development and see how irritated he got when someone said they reported it. that was some funny stuff.

I would put up my stop snitching picture but it will prolly be taken down by a mysterious source.

No fear here

crpercodani said:
No fear here
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LOL, there it is. Whats up codani, you gonna be on today or am I gonna have to hold the fort down.

I will be here till atleast 12, got work at 1.

crpercodani said:
I will be here till atleast 12, got work at 1.
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Good, yesterday was a slow day.

Today may have to go on without me soon. UPS just came with some pretty anl's.

Show off....

I needed to share with my friends in the off topic section regarding the biggest post number in XDA!!
Sorry if this annoys you but really needed to show this off
Besides it won´t last too much as a 2010 new member is posting like crazy and soon he´ll pass me, but at least I had the Honor to move to second place to our Master Jedi Rudegar
!!!
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heh, are you talking about impaler by chance?
Edit: Nvm just saw your edit
Congrats

EDIT:
Thanks
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orb3000 said:
Thanks
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He resides in the same sub-forum as I do (cdma hero) so I've seen his post count and knew right away lol
Enjoy being top while you can he's on there helping people all the time.

Thanks, I will for sure
Meantime let me go and help ppl
kyouko said:
He resides in the same sub-forum as I do (cdma hero) so I've seen his post count and knew right away lol
Enjoy being top while you can he's on there helping people all the time.
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Congrats Orb
Enjoy it whilst it lasts
Although notice every body on that list is a Mod ;D

Oh and not one to brag but...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11809598/XDA/Random%20****/Picture%201.png

Lol!
Congrats to you too

Okay I know I'm not on top but how the heck should I be able the catch Feeyo???? He doesn't count

Congrats, Itll be hard to catch feeyo considering thats his sight
Lol anyone noticed rudegars interest that may be true

Lol yes, he seems to be away from XDA

macaronymax said:
oh and not one to brag but...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11809598/xda/random%20****/picture%201.png
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i have the same chrome theme!!!! Lol!!!!
!!!!!:d:d

orb3000 said:
Lol yes, he seems to be away from XDA
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Yes because of some very reasonable (*COUGH* BARKING UP THROAT *COUGH*) mods over at the Hero forum....

Oh and if you'd like to head over to page 12 of that post count list, you will see yours truly lol ... Oh well Xda's 128th highs poster

MacaronyMax said:
Oh and if you'd like to head over to page 12 of that post count list, you will see yours truly lol ... Oh well Xda's 128th highs poster
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Poo!!! I thought you only had about 900 posts!!!
Im sure at some time in the last 3 weeks i was chuffed cause i had more posts than you
Bloody hell!
Doesn't time fly when your flashing roms!

flyboyovyick said:
Poo!!! I thought you only had about 900 posts!!!
Im sure at some time in the last 3 weeks i was chuffed cause i had more posts than you
Bloody hell!
Doesn't time fly when your flashing roms!
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Haha, yes doesn't it , you probably did btw
In Jan my post per day was about 0.1 lol and now it's 2.5

MacaronyMax said:
Haha, yes doesn't it , you probably did btw
In Jan my post per day was about 0.1 lol and now it's 2.5
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LOL! My post rate when i first joined was very high (i think) then it went pretty low. Now ive got my gt540 im posting a bit more.

I was one of the top 5 posters on Benfolds.org back in the day!

There is a member with a post rate of 30 posts per day

only few words for you : STOP SPAMMING XDA

MeeGo

Installig MeeGo
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And you honestly thought this was worth creating a new thread for, to tell us that.
Whats next, your entire day? With pictures?

What kind of retarded post is this?
Firstly this is the development forum, second we have a general section but I wouldn't even post this crap in there either.
Thread reported.

Wow, people are taking this to heart...Not that big of a deal, it's off topic. Could be worse, could be spam. And you don't have to click the link.
I thought Meego only had x86 instructions that Atom, core 2, and core I series used, what specs are you running?
TheATHEiST said:
What kind of retarded post is this?
Firstly this is the development forum, second we have a general section but I wouldn't even post this crap in there either.
Thread reported.
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Because this isn't flaming and trolling.
This is a development forum, and this is a users experience with an OS this community has used before. There is no need to report this thread, or flame it because you feel it's not suitable.

ultramag69 said:
Whats next, your entire day? With pictures?
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Well... If your asking

Yea but still it didn't belong here regardless if it has a users experience with the development of the project. What if everybody posted that's like this.
Most irrelevant thread I've seen in a while.

WOW
vbetts said:
Wow, people are taking this to heart...Not that big of a deal, it's off topic. Could be worse, could be spam. And you don't have to click the link.
I thought Meego only had x86 instructions that Atom, core 2, and core I series used, what specs are you running?
Because this isn't flaming and trolling.
This is a development forum, and this is a users experience with an OS this community has used before. There is no need to report this thread, or flame it because you feel it's not suitable.
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Just simply posted in case anyone wanted to know hardware set up like vbetts ask.
damn all i wanted is to help in case anyone wanted to try.
Acer Veriton L480G
2TB WD Caviar Green
Core 2 duo LGA775
Airport Card fro a mac since i run mac osx snow to i had to change the wireless card from manufacturer and replace so osx could recognize but it also works on MeeGo
Everything else is stock parts
Also this pc works on osx with no problems just need different wireless card if want wireless to work because lan won't work.

But what you put in the first post doesn't help. I don't know about anyone else but I can't see the guts of a machine just by looking at a picture. What you posted above helps more...
Have the picture, sure, but back it up with something else....
Cheers...

ultramag69 said:
And you honestly thought this was worth creating a new thread for, to tell us that.
Whats next, your entire day? With pictures?
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wow , som1 must've woke up under the bed with gum in his hair

souljaboy said:
wow , som1 must've woke up under the bed with gum in his hair
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lol, i agree... someone woke up and had a big ass bowl of stupid QQ for breakfast. first target for our mafia hitsquad?

You know you spend too much time on these forums...

When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?

Yes

Not sure if I should laugh or cry...

What's up with your mood today Jaszek? Do you have something on your mind that you want to get out?
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?

mroach said:
When you're really drunk and exhausted and making out with a girl and thoughts come into your head like "wait, what if our radio and RILs aren't compatible? i'm pretty sure she said she was running an older radio than me. what's going on? fuuuhhhhhh"
So is it just me with this problem?
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What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?

DirkGently said:
What's a 'girl'?
Is it some sort of new phone?
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Must be something normal people have and we will never get.
Sent from my broken HTC Sensation

I know I spend too much time on here because the missus tells me so....

LordManhattan said:
Or are you just tired of meaningless threads?
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Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:

mroach said:
Isn't that what this sub-forum is for? D:
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What are you?..... A lawyer???

conantroutman said:
What are you?..... A lawyer???
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A newb not wanting to break the rules And I probably drink too much.

You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?

LordManhattan said:
You haven't broken any rules yet, so you're safe (for now)! Drink to much? Is that even possible?
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When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)

Hey! I'm half french, and liar you are, not drunk i am imbecile you are!

conantroutman said:
When I first looked I thought that the guy in the middle was the drunk one....
Then I realised the two at the sides were French so it must be the guy in the middle who's holding both of them upright..
(no offence to any French people I love France)
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The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
Also:

mroach said:
The gentlemen on the right is Italian.
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Gahhhh....
You know you're too drunk when you confuse Berlusconi with Chirac...
I'm not sure he could be described as a gentleman though...
Wait a minute... this is getting awfully political and we don't allow that around here... I better go get a mod....
Come to think of it, I haven't seen M_T_M all day....
You know you spend too much time on these forums when you worry because M_T_M hasnt posted in a few hours.....

Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right

Wtf
Lol
Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio Z715e using XDA App

LordManhattan said:
Hahah, well they do look a little alike, and Chirac is clearly the drunk one on this photo, so you got that part right
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They're both creepy old continental Europeans who are out of work