Off (Android) topic: smoke alarm just saved my life - Off-topic

Massive off topic: Guys, make sure you all have smoke alarms in your home. Just saved my & my girlfriend's life. Accidentally turned the oven on (fckng ridiculous in itself that you can flick the buttons on that easily..) max. Lid was down, towel that was on it started burning half an hour later. Girlfriend was sleeping (3 am here), I should have been as well.
I noticed the smell in my computer room, 5 seconds later the alarm started. Threw the towel in the sink, have now everything open to get the smoke out.
Without it..? Fck knows..
They're at most 10$ / piece. Just saved two lives probably. Get them tomorrow !!

Glad you are alright. When I was a kid, our house burned down. scary stuff. I agree about smoke alarms. I put them in every room.

I already saw this thread?!

Too late for me
http://vimeo.com/m/4468871
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Too late for me
http://vimeo.com/m/4468871
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Did you film that? It's really good!

veeman said:
Did you film that? It's really good!
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Yes I did, and thanks
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Yes I did, and thanks
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I saw ur video on youtube thread the other day, i think the one with ur girl innit.
And also just saw that bridge video. Good job man! Real good.
This a hobby?

roofrider said:
I saw ur video on youtube thread the other day, i think the one with ur girl innit.
And also just saw that bridge video. Good job man! Real good.
This a hobby?
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Thanks, and yeah, just a hobby
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Too late for me
http://vimeo.com/m/4468871
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Nice video Skinny or should I say Chris
Very professional looking

davidrules7778 said:
Nice video Skinny or should I say Chris
Very professional looking
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Real name is fine, whatever you like
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Real name is fine, whatever you like
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Ok chris
Just didn't know your real name. I know almost all of the mafias real name

davidrules7778 said:
Ok chris
Just didn't know your real name. I know almost all of the mafias real name
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And now you know my last name too. I'm all the flavor, but half the calories
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Related

Need help repopulating my music playlist :D

I am currently repopulating my music on both my computer and phone. I think of a bunch when I'm not at my computer then am here to do it and i go blank.
Any genre but please keep it to the USA lol thank you anything you wanna recommend.
Favorite is Alternative. Rock, Rap, Country, Techno
Guns and cigarettes by atmosphere
Friday by rebecca black
boborone said:
Friday by rebecca black
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Lol you would try to torture me with this song, wouldnt you....
Baby-Justin Bieber
Tetris by doctor p
jaszek said:
Baby-Justin Bieber
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A phone playlist without that is extremely incomplete
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Guns and roses "sweet child of mine"
So I'll just say what I'm hearing now
Bob Marley - Get up stand up
I read the thread title as, need help repopulating the planet....
What a let down.....
Also, keep it only to the USA?
What does that mean?
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conantroutman said:
I read the thread title as, need help repopulating the planet....
What a let down.....
Also, keep it only to the USA?
What does that mean?
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means none of this
http://the-streets.co.uk/
and defiantly none of this
http://heavymetalinbaghdad.com/home.html
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means none of this
http://the-streets.co.uk/
and defiantly none of this
http://heavymetalinbaghdad.com/home.html
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Hahaha fair enough...
But c'mon, no Cream, Stones or Zeppelin?
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conantroutman said:
Hahaha fair enough...
But c'mon, no Cream, Stones or Zeppelin?
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ahhhh baccarat
those guys are american, you exported them away from the puny island. he only wants music that matters. Anybody still on your dirt mound doesn't count
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I like how you have to go back 40 yrs to find any good music coming from your land hahaha
Steel Panther....any album, any song. You've been learned.
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boborone said:
ahhhh baccarat
those guys are american, you exported them away from the puny island. he only wants music that matters. Anybody still on your dirt mound doesn't count
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I like how you have to go back 40 yrs to find any good music coming from your land hahaha
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You sir, are dead to me...
If he wants a phone full of kid rock, Madonna and Huey Lewis then that's fine by me....
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conantroutman said:
You sir, are dead to me...
If he wants a phone full of kid rock, Madonna and Huey Lewis then that's fine by me....
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i kid i kid
John Bon Jovi and Nickelback.
greeky510 said:
John Bon Jovi and Nickelback.
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Seriously...if steel panther goes ignored, ill be pissed haha.
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greeky510 said:
John Bon Jovi and Nickelback.
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Aren't nickelback Canadian? (and ****.....)
Us only, follow the rules....
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driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.
I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.
Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF
Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....
I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!
BeardedB said:
Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid
Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF
jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....

flapflip22s 24/7 Live Video Feed From My Room!

I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
flapflip22 said:
I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
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I want to see you throw burritos at your girlfriend.
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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Nope, just figured it would be fun I guess. I got nothing to lose lol
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
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Its kinda kinky.
WiredPirate said:
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
flapflip22 said:
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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It would make for good viewing!
flapflip22 said:
Its kinda kinky.
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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This is gonna be fun. Whos up for some reggae nursery rhymes?
Reggae hokey pokey? I have heard everything now.
Give your GF a chili dog!
85gallon said:
Give your GF a chili dog!
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In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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Agreed, and I've been watching for about 5 seconds.
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Wtf is this? I don't even....
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conantroutman said:
Wtf is this? I don't even....
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lol your guess is as good as mine. I just hope he takes my advice and has a burrito fight.

What is your addiction?

I believe that everyone has something that they are addicted to, be it alcohol, cigarettes, crack, heroin, shopping, gambling, anything can be addictive.
I will tell you that I have used most every drug including heroin, fentanyl, pot, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine (powder and rock), ecstacy, alcohol, and surely many more
The only substance that I can honestly say I am addicted to is nicotine, and I will state that I am addicted to some kinds of self-destructive decision-making/behavior when it comes to my relationships with others
I am curious what other XDA members are addicted to, and what other members are willing to admit to being addicted to, and maybe if we're lucky someone will benefit from this thread
And don't say you're addicted to flashing roms or anything phone related, that's too easy
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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Foxy Roxy said:
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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have you had louisiana boiled crawfish now thats some sh*t to be addicted 2 lol
I'm addicted to swiss cheese.
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@Fleur Of course lol.
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Oxygen
I just feel like I'm dying when I can't take a hit of oxygen. The longest I've stayed off of it was 3 minutes.
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
Gamer
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veeman said:
Oxygen
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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iM ADDICTED To cigarretes,BEER,ROM FLASHING!!!!
I'm think I'm addicted to energy drinks....they really don't give me that energy feeling anymore but I feel as if I still need them
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mf2112 said:
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
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odd but milk cures mine
Oooh cheese and mayonnaise
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fleurdelisxliv said:
odd but milk cures mine
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
veeman said:
Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Sad sad story.
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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i love some freakin milk lol
fleurdelisxliv said:
i love some freakin milk lol
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Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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thats funny if i drink milk anywhere but home im always checking the date bc sour milk will ruin your day soon as it hits your mouth :silly:

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.

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