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F*cked up mornings..

Anyone ever experienced a morning Soo bad you go.. Wtf?!
I just did.
Early morning, driving to work.. Tyre punctured..
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At this point, I'm still saying.. Ok.. I'll just put in my spare Tyre.
Then when trying to unscrew the nut, i encountered this.
I was like.. Wtf?! Fine.. Started waiving frankly at by passers.. 2 cars stopped to help me.. Nissan and proton (Malaysian local car maker).. And guess what, i couldn't use their lug wrench because my car doesn't use standard nut size.. Its smaller than theirs.. Wtf again.
So drive 5km to a petrol station.. Pump in air.. By then Tyre completely out of air.. Air leaking from side walls.. Wtf?
So now, my 2 months old Ford fiesta is at workshop changing tires. At least the rim its still ok. But seriously.. Wtf!
I'm going to claim all this from Ford..
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That sucks!!
IB4L

I had many bad mornings. Mine weren't the unlucky styles, but some big personal deceptions...
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well mine started yesterday and may not be as serious but i upgraded my phone decided after much thought i wanted the one x. first off everything went fine was driving home and called my mom and she asked how did you call me from my number. the guy at walmart had messed up our numbers. woke up this am to go get new sims and the one x would not come on at all so i was like no big deal went and got a candyshell case and a otterbox took the phone back then all is well. ha i think not!!!!!!! the second phone worked for 5 mins restarted and showed nothing but the wallpaper and wouldnt do crap else. so took all the stuff back three diff stores all 30 miles apart so between last night and today almost a tank of gas and phoneless for two days now. finally something went well saw a rep at the att store im cool with and he put me back a white and a blue s3 to choose from for when they start selling them at 9 am. at least something went well and maybe i was ment to have the s3 anyway :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Many times, I've woken up still f**ked up from the night before. Does that count?
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fleurdelisxliv said:
well mine started yesterday and may not be as serious but i upgraded my phone decided after much thought i wanted the one x. first off everything went fine was driving home and called my mom and she asked how did you call me from my number. the guy at walmart had messed up our numbers. woke up this am to go get new sims and the one x would not come on at all so i was like no big deal went and got a candyshell case and a otterbox took the phone back then all is well. ha i think not!!!!!!! the second phone worked for 5 mins restarted and showed nothing but the wallpaper and wouldnt do crap else. so took all the stuff back three diff stores all 30 miles apart so between last night and today almost a tank of gas and phoneless for two days now. finally something went well saw a rep at the att store im cool with and he put me back a white and a blue s3 to choose from for when they start selling them at 9 am. at least something went well and maybe i was ment to have the s3 anyway :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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I salute your patience..
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Many times, I've woken up still f**ked up from the night before. Does that count?
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I would love to wake up in that manner.. LOL
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vash_h said:
I salute your patience..
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i took all i had blve me lol!

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Many times, I've woken up still f**ked up from the night before. Does that count?
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I thought I'm the only one...
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vash_h said:
Anyone ever experienced a morning Soo bad you go.. Wtf?!
I just did.
Early morning, driving to work.. Tyre punctured..
At this point, I'm still saying.. Ok.. I'll just put in my spare Tyre.
Then when trying to unscrew the nut, i encountered this.
I was like.. Wtf?! Fine.. Started waiving frankly at by passers.. 2 cars stopped to help me.. Nissan and proton (Malaysian local car maker).. And guess what, i couldn't use their lug wrench because my car doesn't use standard nut size.. Its smaller than theirs.. Wtf again.
So drive 5km to a petrol station.. Pump in air.. By then Tyre completely out of air.. Air leaking from side walls.. Wtf?
So now, my 2 months old Ford fiesta is at workshop changing tires. At least the rim its still ok. But seriously.. Wtf!
I'm going to claim all this from Ford..
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Well, it is a Ford....
Seriously though, pop to your local motor factors or even a weekend market that has a tool stall, and get yourself a cheap extending wheel nut wrench, most have a reversible socket (17mm/19mm, or 19mm/21mm) that makes undoing even the tightest of bolts a doddle.
I used to have a Laguna II with the 1.9DCi engine (prone to turbos going boom), who's ECU was running Windows ME, or at least that's what it felt like with the number of times I'd have to reboot the car to clear a fuel injection fault, normally on the motorway so I'd be on the hard shoulder, where the £150 a corner tyres would find every single nail they could, normally near the edge of the wheel so they couldn't be repaired.
One night that springs to mind, I was heading up the M1 just south of MK after doing a 12 hour shift when the error occurred.
So I pulled over, got out the horrible scissor jack and the car slipped it's handbrake and the wheel fell on the jack snapping it's arm.
It was about 11pm so I phoned the AA and got recovered to the Coachway at Jnc 14. The recovery lorry didn't have a jack small enough to fit under the car so had arranged for a patrol van to meet us there. Unfortunately as it was coming up to home time for the patrol van driver, he "misunderstood" where they were meeting, so went off shift, meaning I had to wait until 1:30am for a local recovery firm who had the post-midnight contract to come out and fit my spare wheel, so I could then carry on my journey up to Grimsby. Not a good night.
Of course, had I been in my Xantia it would have been a doddle to change. Handbrake on, slacken wheel bolts, set car suspension on high, get spare and jack out from under the boot, extend the jack to fit snug under the sill by the wheel that needs changing, set suspension on low and watch the flat wheel lift itself off the ground making removal so easy.
No heavy lifting required

And this is why nobody likes American cars.
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F.o.r.d
Found on road dead.
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My X - rest in peace

Sadly and unexpected my HOX passed away earlier today.
We were in the car togehter and my dear HOX was running Waze giving me helpful advice along my route when it suddenly screamed (yes!) and soon there after the screen went blank. All my attempts to resuscitate was futile and while I held HOX in my hand it's feverish temperature burnt me.. and the smell... oh the smell!
I rushed to the nearest 3 ER (Service Center) where the could do nothing but confirm it had perished.
It was completely stock, no unlock, nothing modded but a Copter screen protector. Is there a support group for grief counseling?

So sorry to hear of your loss. I think it might have overheated on the dash. Was the sun shinning on the phone while it was giving you directions?

Maximus78 said:
So sorry to hear of your loss. I think it might have overheated on the dash. Was the sun shinning on the phone while it was giving you directions?
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No, it wasn't sunny and it was mounted in the official HTC car thingy, and there is an air vent just behind it. Maybe just because it wasn't sunny and bright the backlight was cranked up?

uswe said:
Sadly and unexpected my HOX pass away earlier today.
We were in the car togehter and my dear HOX was running Waze giving me helpful advice along my route when it suddenly scream (yes!) and soon there after the screen went black. All my attempts to resuscitate was futile and while I held HOX in my hand it's feverish temperature burnt me.. and the smell... oh the smell!
I rushed to the nearest 3 ER (Service Center) where the could do nothing but confirm it had perished.
It was completely stock, no unlock, nothing modded but a Copter screen protector. Is there a support group for grief counseling?
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Lmao. Too funny..
Edit: Men let us always remember this day for Hoxy was a great phone and friend. He leaves behind 2 sons(HOX XL) , (HOV) and a wife (HOS). May his CPU rest in peaces. You died the hottest phone of them all (PUN attended)
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When is the funeral? Please do a mock funeral
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Claim under warranty its all good
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So sad to hear this. I left mine about 2hrs inside my car under extreme heat conditions and the day after my screen cracked and my wifi/bluetooth went dead.

stezo2k said:
Claim under warranty its all good
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yes this is the perfect brick, even if you did unlock they could never prove it (even if you got the unlock code from htc dev, they couldn't prove you used it)

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For a minute there i thought your ex-girlfriend died, but this is much much worse! My condolences buddy.

LordManhattan said:
For a minute there i thought your ex-girlfriend died, but this is much much worse! My condolences buddy.
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Haha same.

Hmm...*looks at book on how to recover htc...* ureka!...i have nothing...but then again...nah...oh but then theres the...dammit...oh well. Ill pay for the funeral.
Q: did this actualy happen because it seems too sad to be true
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Sad loss, but it's time to move on....

Garoto1973 said:
So sad to hear this. I left mine about 2hrs inside my car under extreme heat conditions and the day after my screen cracked and my wifi/bluetooth went dead.
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Thanks for your support!
The remains has been sent of to some center for doing a post mortem and I'm hoping (praying) it will resurrect (with major transplants). The loaner I got is a stranger from another Galaxy who is terribly slow.
I miss my X.:crying:

I got my phone back today from the shop, according to the notes on the service bill the battery had overheated and shorted the mainboard. The case and screen survived but rest had been replaced.

uswe said:
I got my phone back today from the shop, according to the notes on the service bill the battery had overheated and shorted the mainboard. The case and screen survived but rest had been replaced.
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But...its not...the same phone as it use to beee! You didnt have to cut it up just to replace the phone that that you loved!!! I just had to do that
That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem

gmaster1 said:
But...its not...the same phone as it use to beee!
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Haha HTC didn't want to replace mine, eventually agreed though. Here's the funny bit:
To repair the phone they needed to replace the screen for the dead pixels. They then needed to replace the main board for the wifi issue.
Then needed to give it a new case for the wonky holes on front speaker. (and they actually did this even after agreeing to replace , still have same serial, just different imei)
You would have thought they might of just agreed to a replacement in the first place haha
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gmaster1 said:
But...its not...the same phone as it use to beee! You didnt have to cut it up just to replace the phone that that you loved!!! I just had to do that
That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem
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Yes, it was major transplants but it's soul is the same. I've spent the day retraining all lost function and capabilities so the recover process is well on its way.

I personally would never use my HOX as a GPS guidance. Why not just buy a regular cheap GPS from any electronic store? Cell phones are not to be placed in any areas having sun shining upon. One time I was only leaving in my room where the sun was strong was gazing intensely inside, my HOX was severely overburned just from the sun.

I left my phone under my pillow with the alarm going off once, and i was in a really heavy sleep, woke up and it burnt me -.-

jimmy2027 said:
I personally would never use my HOX as a GPS guidance. Why not just buy a regular cheap GPS from any electronic store? Cell phones are not to be placed in any areas having sun shining upon. One time I was only leaving in my room where the sun was strong was gazing intensely inside, my HOX was severely overburned just from the sun.
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Well, I have an expensive built in dash mounted GPS... but it don't give me as good traffic data as Waze. The phone wasn't in direct sunlight , it was in the car kit holder well shaded, the GPS signal penetrates the car roof with ease.

Damn my life.

so long story short-
my nexus 7 is like this now-
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i am going to assume that i dropped it sometime in the morning and when i checked at night it was like this( dont ask me how it happened, i had no idea until like 10 minutes ago)
1) i assume normal warranty from ASUS will not cover this, correct?
2) i assume i will have to send it in to ASUS for repairs, right?
3) can anybody get me a legit email or number i can contact ASUS? (USA)
4) damn, life sucks.
it's funny because technically my screen is still 100% perfect, no physical scratch at all. i keep telling myself i might be able to fix it myself somehow if i open up the case, but until a professional comes in and tells me otherwise....
i sent out a couple emails to whom it might concern, otherwise my other options are -> try to get a hold of asus so i can start the repair process or......... buy a new one, maybe an 8GB?
on a side note, what is currently the cheapest place i can buy a nexus 7 these days? [USA]

jt.one said:
so long story short-
my nexus 7 is like this now-
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i am going to assume that i dropped it sometime in the morning and when i checked at night it was like this( dont ask me how it happened, i had no idea until like 10 minutes ago)
1) i assume normal warranty from ASUS will not cover this, correct?
2) i assume i will have to send it in to ASUS for repairs, right?
3) can anybody get me a legit email or number i can contact ASUS? (USA)
4) damn, life sucks.
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That does suck. There should be warranty information included with the manuals in ur box. If not then just go to their website
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Point of impact looks like the lower left. RIP N7, the good die young.
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3vo kid said:
That does suck. There should be warranty information included with the manuals in ur box. If not then just go to their website
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yeah, ASUS website is a mess though, i THINK i just sent an email to them.
Do any of you guys think GOOGLE can help me? their nexus hotline is open 24/7, should i try to give it a shot?

wow.. I cringed when I saw that..
op, so I don't make the same mistake, did you not have a case?
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motrinHD said:
wow.. I cringed when I saw that..
op, so I don't make the same mistake, did you not have a case?
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yeah i didnt have a case on, its funny because i took the case off just this morning cause i had one of those fat bezel cases and it made me unable to play certain games.

jt.one said:
yeah, ASUS website is a mess though, i THINK i just sent an email to them.
Do any of you guys think GOOGLE can help me? their nexus hotline is open 24/7, should i try to give it a shot?
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Did u buy it from the play store?
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3vo kid said:
Did u buy it from the play store?
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yeah bought it from play store on june 28 2012,
i was reading upon other people who is in the similiar spot as i am, and they said all GOOGLE did was push them to aSUS and aSUS just told them to start up a RMA and it will be filed as an "out of warranty/customer-induced damage".

jt.one said:
yeah bought it from play store on june 28 2012,
i was reading upon other people who is in the similiar spot as i am, and they said all GOOGLE did was push them to aSUS and aSUS just told them to start up a RMA and it will be filed as an "out of warranty/customer-induced damage".
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See how much they are gonna charge u, might be better off buying a new one
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3vo kid said:
See how much they are gonna charge u, might be better off buying a new one
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yeah I had considered buying a new one too.
it sucks because Asus won't quote you an repair price until they actually have their hands on it. which means I have to waste shipping fees and my own time when I might have an option to get a brand new 8gb sonewhere. I read that Asus charges anywhere from 100-180.... yikes

Probably won't help at this point, but you can get 3rd party warranties that include accidental damage coverage. I got one from Squaretrade for $35 for 2 years. Hoping to never use it, but just cracked my phone screen last week and considering sending it in (phones have a $50 deductable so I'm not sure it's worth it... until it gets dropped in the toilet...).

slack04 said:
Probably won't help at this point, but you can get 3rd party warranties that include accidental damage coverage. I got one from Squaretrade for $35 for 2 years. Hoping to never use it, but just cracked my phone screen last week and considering sending it in (phones have a $50 deductable so I'm not sure it's worth it... until it gets dropped in the toilet...).
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yeah I seen a lot of posts about square trade from other forums I been reading. normally I'm ultra care about my tech stuff. (my first time experiencing a infamous "cracked screen") so third party warranties never really occurred to me.

ZOMG! It physically hurt me to look at that picture. Oh damn! Sorry man...
Call up Google, explain what happened and pray... But I'm pretty sure they are going to send you to Asus to pay $150 to replace the screen...
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Would your home contents insurance not cover it?

kevvyboy said:
Would your home contents insurance not cover it?
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This.
You'd be surprised/amazed what homeowners/renters insurance will cover.

dam i need to be more careful, i leave my tablet on my bed when i sleep and sometimes i knock it off while i sleep or even when im watching a video it might fall off if i move it, luckily nothing like that yet

kevvyboy said:
Would your home contents insurance not cover it?
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My cat pee'd on my monitor, rang insurance and explained what happened, full replacement...was stoked as it was an expensive monitor!
If they cover that, surely they will cover dropping the N7

I actually threw my nexi face down on hard tiles by accident while turning around as my mum called me from the kitchen. Luckily I had the case on and I found no damage on it at all. The only problem I found was that the wifi toggle switch had been frozen, so I just reset it
SO ANYONE READING THIS POST BUY A GODDAMN CASE!!
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arcisbre said:
I actually threw my nexi face down on hard tiles by accident while turning around as my mum called me from the kitchen. Luckily I had the case on and I found no damage on it at all. The only problem I found was that the wifi toggle switch had been frozen, so I just reset it
SO ANYONE READING THIS POST BUY A GODDAMN CASE!!
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Jesus man ......i bought mine but it will only arrive on the 27th. I almost knocked mine over today.
Got to be extra careful until it arrives.
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I'm using a TPU back cover at home and a smart cover when outside.
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Bought a pone from someone, he wants it back???

I know I spelled "Phone" wrong
Recently, I was at a public place and someone came up to me begging me to buy his phone. Long story short, after a lot of talk I bought the phone from him and after 4 days he calls and tells me he wants it back.
Now, I have paid money for the phone and he is threatening me that he will call the cops on me because of theft and it is in his name. I paid for it, should it not be mine? Im in Canada btw

How does he have your phone number?

Did you have him sign a contract saying you bought it from him or get any proof that you did buy it from him?

He got my phone number because I am a dumb nut and I decided to call him from my other phone. There is proof that he sold it to me because I recorded the phone calls and it says he sold it to me.

Re: Bought a phone from someone, he wants it back???
In my opinion I would keep it. A person like that I would keep it just to really annoy. If he calls the cops what aren't they going to do. You can explain the story and then either you will keep the phone or they will take the phone and you get your money. All in all it is a win win for you. I would also not reply to him lol. Happened to me before but I just ignored them. No cops came thankfully.
Btw what phone did you buy. I bet he wants it back as he's used all the money lol. May not be but sounds like it.
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weeo said:
In my opinion I would keep it. A person like that I would keep it just to really annoy. If he calls the cops what aren't they going to do. You can explain the story and then either you will keep the phone or they will take the phone and you get your money. All in all it is a win win for you. I would also not reply to him lol. Happened to me before but I just ignored them. No cops came thankfully.
Btw what phone did you buy. I bet he wants it back as he's used all the money lol. May not be but sounds like it.
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I bought an LG phone, an old model. I really don't need a smartphone so yeah and it was cheap too, $40. Oh and that guy called me as a fake cop and he said I will be charged for theft.
I have all the proof that he sold it to me. Am I safe? I paid money for it, it's mine.

Recorded phone call yes youre safe. Lol still laughing as I type this
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weeo said:
In my opinion I would keep it. A person like that I would keep it just to really annoy. If he calls the cops what aren't they going to do. You can explain the story and then either you will keep the phone or they will take the phone and you get your money. All in all it is a win win for you. I would also not reply to him lol. Happened to me before but I just ignored them. No cops came thankfully.
Btw what phone did you buy. I bet he wants it back as he's used all the money lol. May not be but sounds like it.
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True, the fake cop which was himself said he sold the phone because he needed money and he lives on welfare, what an idiot
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Hidden Username said:
True, the fake cop which was himself said he sold the phone because he needed money and he lives on welfare, what an idiot
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Well good luck. I just got PM'D by a pervert wanting to do some stuff with my sister... what has XDA come too?
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Hidden Username said:
True, the fake cop which was himself said he sold the phone because he needed money and he lives on welfare, what an idiot
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I can imagine himself thinking he's convincing over the phone as a fake cop. He probably put a sock over his hand and drew little eyes on it, and then had it talk over the phone for him. Considering he thought he was convincing, it sounds hilarious.

SirSigma said:
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I can imagine himself thinking he's convincing over the phone as a fake cop. He probably put a sock over his hand and drew little eyes on it, and then had it talk over the phone for him. Considering he thought he was convincing, it sounds hilarious.
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LOL, he didn't even fake his voice, just the same tone and funny thing is that he called me less than 10 seconds after the "cop" hung up lol
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No need to worry.
You paid for it. It's yours
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Well honestly if someone desperately sold you the device for 40 they probably are strung out on drugs.
If you have proof of you're gain(the phone) and his gain (money) and normally a witness would be perfect but if he's trying all this I might just sell it back. He probably try to assault you or break windows, but if you really want to keep it record a convo with him acting like you stated then call and have a restraining order placed.
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robogoflow said:
Well honestly if someone desperately sold you the device for 40 they probably are strung out on drugs.
If you have proof of your gain(the phone) and his gain (money) and normally a witness would be perfect but if he's trying all this I might just sell it back. He probably try to assault you or break windows, but if you really want to keep it record a convo with him acting like you stated then call and have a restraining order placed.
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FTFY
you're = you are (You're using "you're" incorrectly.)
where as
your = the possessive form of the word you (Using the word you're in this case was your mistake.)
This concludes Storm's "you're, your, yore" class for the day.

One question! How old is this hilarious human being? 7?
Seriously, give us the age
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LOL. I wish you could post the recorded calls. Or can you?

Did you get a receipt?
If not, burn the phone, head south of the equator for some cheap plastic surgery and wait for this to blow over.
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conantroutman said:
Did you get a receipt?
If not, burn the phone, head south of the equator for some cheap plastic surgery and wait for this to blow over.
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Best advice so far IMO
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conantroutman said:
Did you get a receipt?
If not, burn the phone, head south of the equator for some cheap plastic surgery and wait for this to blow over.
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You seem to have some experience in such matters...

UAG case give away

Hello all,
I bought a GS4 yesterday and sold my brother my note. I received my UAG case today and have no need for it. So I am going to give it away. I don't really know who im going to give it to, but post something here that is cool or funny and if I like it the most, you get the case. I'll decide Sunday and send it out Tuesday.
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Send it back in and send me the refund mate! Beer money$
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You could gift it to your brother.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazes. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Already asked if he wanted it and he doesn't.
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Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still ****in celebrating!!
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I can't think of anything thing cool or funny to say but I sure would love that case
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1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Knock knock. Whose there?
The chicken!!
2. What do you call a mouse that walks on two feet? You don't know?
Mickey mouse!
How about a duck that walks on two feet? (They say donald duck)
No you idiot all ducks...!!
Thats the best I got lol I would really love to get this case!!!
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My gfs uncle just got a note 2 and doesn't have a case. I'm sure he would like it :good:

So apparently people think that I am trying to BS people here. I won't call anyone out but I have gotten two or three messages. I didn't take that image from anywhere other than my table. Please see attached for a completely unnecessary proof picture.

I'm just enjoying the jokes!
I already have a uag case but I'd love a second one for a mod idea I'm dying to try but not willing to risk on my current case!
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iPhone > Android

If I ever win the lottery, I'll buy everyone on this forum a really large beer and a really long lap dance in your honor.
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You a gamer? I'll gift you something on Steam for it

Hmmm, something funny. OK. I'm sitting outside at 5am, and the sun is blazing down already, while I am trying to send this message out over a horrible 50kb WiFi connection here at FOB Salerno Afghanistan. I will never complain about high speed internet access again! LoL.
Fingers crossed!

joshm.1219 said:
iPhone > Android
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Didn't mean to thank you, but if I'm not mistaken, you just said that the iPhone is better then Android.
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These are pretty good, keep 'em coming. I can tell you that the ones that are simply asking for it probably won't win. Be a little bit creative folks . And to the gentleman above; Android > iPhone is what you meant. I'm sure it was a simple error.

Its was actually pretty funny joke...

So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.

Already got UAG case, but might as well post a funny one just heard the other day. ***Warning*** its R-rated and some might find it offensive, but we are all adults and should have some sense of humor
So this guy walks down the beach and sees a beautiful girl lying down on the sand without arms and legs, crying. He approaches her and asks why is she crying? She replies "I'm very sad because I never been effed before". The guy looks at her, carefully picks her up in his arms, and... throws her right into the water saying "Now you are really effed".

idiotzach15 said:
So an Android, a Blackberry, an iPhone, and a Windows Phone walk into a bar. Only one gets a Beer.
.... Okay I lied.
Only Androids can walk so none of the others were there at all.
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I don't know...all the iPhones that disappear from the bars, I think an iPhone could be there.