This is a thread to share your favorite yo momma jokes.
rules: no cussing, no racism, nothing offensive to religion, and anything else that is TOO offensive. plus normal forum rules.
another rule: trolling is looked up on.
ill start: yo momma is so dumb she thought a laptop was a top that worked on your lap!
Yo momma so stupid , that when she went to the movies and read that under 18 not admitted she went back home and took 17 of her friends.
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class
Yo momma's so stupid that she told you that yo momma jokes can't exist if there's no cussing involved.
Plus, this kind of thread can only end badly.
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KidCarter93 said:
Yo momma's so stupid that she told you that yo momma jokes can't exist if there's no cussing involved.
Plus, this kind of thread can only end badly.
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I agree.
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There's a 20 second post rule? SERIOUSLY?
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Yo momma's so dumb she thought a Quarterback was a refund.
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I agree.
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There's a 20 second post rule? SERIOUSLY?
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as soon as this gets out of hand I will ask a mod to close this thread. until then, lets share some [clean (mostly)] yo momma jokes.
yo momma is so dumb she believed it when i said she was smart
Let's get off of moms because I just got off of yours.
tallyforeman said:
Let's get off of moms because I just got off of yours.
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^ is the kind of stuff that might me this thread have to close.
yo mommas she dumb she laughed at that joke^
One last post in here, yo momma's so fat she plays Temple Roll.
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If you must tell these kind of jokes then please do so in the existing joke thread. And please search before you create any more threads.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=384841
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I want to ask some questions about SAT can you please help me? I am in class 10 so I am preparing for SAT and another test in India namely IIT-JEE. I am taking PCM with computer science.
1.What is the procedure for giving sat and how do I register?
2.What is the format of SAT? I mean what I've heard is you can choose from subjects but what is it? Please explain.
3.What us the level of questions in SAT?
4. I heard calculators are permitted in maths part is it true?
5. What score is considered a good score or maybe minimum to get admission in good university?
6. Is the test objective or subjective? And does handwriting matter a lot?
Please don't post memes I am really serious about this!
If asking this is not allowed on xda please tell me a place to ask these questions?
Dude going to a studies specific forum will help you more.
There's a lot of them on the web.
Google is your friend. Ask him. He knows everything.
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Try looking for the KAPLAN SAT forums.....
Look for Study Temple if you want an Indian dominated forum...
XDA can't help you out....
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SleepyKrushna said:
Dude going to a studies specific forum will help you more.
There's a lot of them on the web.
Google is your friend. Ask him. He knows everything.
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Try looking for the KAPLAN SAT forums.....
Look for Study Temple if you want an Indian dominated forum...
XDA can't help you out....
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Thanks I was just trying because people on xda are also humans so you never know...
By the way in what class you are?
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DanceOff said:
Thanks I was just trying because people on xda are also humans so you never know...
By the way in what class you are?
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Just finished medical school...
Intern... almost a doctor
XDA might help, but not as much asa dedicated forum...
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Aye thawte euu thoo en skuul
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DanceOff said:
Aye thawte euu thoo en skuul
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Nah, kiddo
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damn this page is hilarious! anybody see the commercial?
https://m.facebook.com/?refsrc=http...ofile.php?id=453246491415818&__user=844152318
Yes....
Very off topic but.....
Thread closed!
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Yeah, this thread is pretty much people saying yes or no, or if it was funny or not.
true...ok I'm sorry about this. this is my first post in the off topic thread so I'm still learning
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MARIO SHARK said:
true...ok I'm sorry about this. this is my first post in the off topic thread so I'm still learning
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No prob.
One thing you need to know about off topic- if you ever start a new thread- (look at the picture)
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And another thread goes down Locksville. . . .
Kabir Saxena said:
No prob.
One thing you need to know about off topic- if you ever start a new thread- (look at the picture)
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OP.......RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! he is onto you nao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread gave me cancer.
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OP.......RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! he is onto you nao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Words of wisdom, Mr patayto.
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so... ib4l
There we go. A challenge thread. Whatever you guys post here must be entertaining enough to keep mods interested in keeping it open. Person that is last to post before the lock is a donkey.
Hey mods, give it a chance.
No nasty, nude, or any other content that would be considered 18+ rated.
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IB4L.
Stinky... you should know better.
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"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
- Woody Allen
I think locked threads get all the attention...me feels sorry for the thousands of good threads that get ignored
Wish I knew of a clever meme to slide in here...don't use 'em that much really.
And you mods!!!
You must have inordinate amounts of patience I could never be a mod with my temperament...
Wouldn't want to come on-line to just be pissed day in day out.
SPRINT GS3 FAQ
Thats OK said:
Wouldn't want to come on-line to just be pissed day in day out.
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You get used to it.....
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SPRINT GS3 FAQ
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This gif was awesome.
I still have it saved on my desktop.
SleepyKrushna said:
This gif was awesome.
I still have it saved on my desktop.
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Lol, one of my favorites!
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SPRINT GS3 FAQ
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IB4- Thread stops being funny....
Damn. Too late.
Wat? What?
What does eye be for el mean?
Please delete. =-}
Very nice!
Maybe instead of starting a thread for your videos, post them in the YouTube thread.
If I made a thread for each of mine, I'd have almost 40 threads, and that wouldn't be fair, would it?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Very nice!
Maybe instead of starting a thread for your videos, post them in the YouTube thread.
If I made a thread for each of mine, I'd have almost 40 threads, and that wouldn't be fair, would it?
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True, but I posted an image gallery also, and I am only going to be posting these. I won't be adding anymore after this.
DelphinusMinor said:
True, but I posted an image gallery also, and I am only going to be posting these. I won't be adding anymore after this.
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Ahh, so an unmaintained thread. Perfect.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Ahh, so an unmaintained thread. Perfect.
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I thought about it, but I can't delete this thread now.
If an admin or mod sees this, would you please delete it? I'll repost in the video thread. :cyclops:
I thought a bait ball was a ball of bait fish??
DelphinusMinor said:
I thought about it, but I can't delete this thread now.
If an admin or mod sees this, would you please delete it? I'll repost in the video thread. :cyclops:
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Your videos are good dude, I never meant to come off as an ass... Knowing where to post things for optimum feedback is tricky in off topic. You do good work, and I look forward to seeing more.
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m0cha5hake said:
I thought a bait ball was a ball of bait fish??
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You take things far to literal you trololo
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Your videos are good dude, I never meant to come off as an ass... Knowing where to post things for optimum feedback is tricky in off topic. You do good work, and I look forward to seeing more.
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You take things far to literal you trololo
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Oh no man, I didn't think that at all, cuz you were right. Hah...
sweet video none the less.....but yea this was doomed for lock from the beginning....unless you make it an official dolphin thread lol.....but that would probably just fall into the dark pits of off topic and be bumped by a 1 post noob about 2 years from now
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Danial723 said:
sweet video none the less.....but yea this was doomed for lock from the beginning....unless you make it an official dolphin thread lol.....but that would probably just fall into the dark pits of off topic and be bumped by a 1 post noob about 2 years from now
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It's cool, man, op had good intentions. Just wanted to share his work. He's reposting in the proper thread.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It's cool, man, op had good intentions. Just wanted to share his work. He's reposting in the proper thread.
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I know.....wasn't trying to flame or anything......that's why it didn't turn into a Spiderman thread........yet
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Danial723 said:
I know.....wasn't trying to flame or anything......that's why it didn't turn into a Spiderman thread........yet
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Dooooo eeeeeet!
Ugh....I guess.....I can feel an infraction on its way lol.....it would pop my infraction cherry I guess lol
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"The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
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Ugh....I guess.....I can feel an infraction on its way lol.....it would pop my infraction cherry I guess lol
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You can get infracted for spiderman?
Irregardless,
Tezlastorme said:
You can get infracted for spiderman?
Irregardless,
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m0cha5hake said:
I thought a bait ball was a ball of bait fish??
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Bait ball is something you smear under a cheating ex girlfriends carseat.....hmmmmm wonder if she ever sold the stank mobile...
Edit: guys who fish know EXACTLY what im talking about....nassssteee!
For all you devs...
http://www.androidpolice.com/2014/02/12/samsung-releases-kitkat-kernel-source-for-sprint-galaxy-s4/
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Search before posting! This always happens when a new update comes out . there's already a thread on this.
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2646118
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Oh... I see... You're the duplicity police.
Thanks for the heads up. Of course, you could've just ignored it, like most will.
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Well you didn't follow one of the rules to.search before you make a thread. Which if you would have done you would have seen the thread that I linked.
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There is no need for a cluster of threads that cover the same thing. Its pointless.
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daniel4653 said:
Well you didn't follow one of the rules to.search before you make a thread. Which if you would have done you would have seen the thread that I linked.
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There is no need for a cluster of threads that cover the same thing. Its pointless.
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Hey i know this is a dead issue i was reading the other thread that got closed and it had a download link. Was that for our phones or the new s4? I only ask cuz i seen you in there. Sorry if this isn't the place for it. But the download link downloads so does that mean the kernel is there ? It made me agree to there "Don't blame us if your s#it dies" terms but its downloading. Thats not a good thing is it?
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Theres a download link for the source code for the kernel only. So unless you know how to compile source its not worth much to the regular user. So don't download or flash it. We will have to wait for a update to come out for Roms to be built.
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AND It's for our phone: L720
And?
daniel4653
So endless rants on such a touchy subject aren't clogging the threads?
It appears you need to also remind a few other folks as to their errant behavior. Being the titular "Head of Thread" has its perks as well as its responsibilities. Should I link the other offenders for you?
:good::good::good::good:
Time has come
It has been installed already in some devices
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=50288096&postcount=2
Why do people ASSUME that someone didn't search first? I mean, do YOU always get a hit when you do a search no matter what? Do YOU never construct a query that makes perfect sense to you but which doesn't net results? I know I don't always get it right and I'm sure that's true of everyone.
I mean, I agree, it's hard to imagine doing so in this particular case, but regardless, we can argue about whether it's a big deal to break this rule 'til we're blue in the face (it's a rule, so breaking it matters, but OTOH is it really THAT big a deal?) but that aside, the ASSUMPTION that someone in fact didn't do a search seems a bit unfair, no? Keep in mind that angross was trying to be helpful... that's what we WANT of a community, isn't it? That tends to stop when people feel they got slapped last time for trying to be helpful.
How about simply: "Hey, friendly reminder in case you didn't: please search first so we can avoid double posts"... gets the same point across without sounding like you're being heavy, right?