[Official] "Politics" Thread (Star Wars politics only!) - Off-topic

Alright before people start trolling this thread I know that political debates are considered taboo(not to be confused with Naboo) on XDA but this is an issue that can't just be left in the dark any longer.
I personally feel that the political actions taken by Lando Calrissian were completely justified in Empire. True it is horrible that he had to betray one of his oldest friends but since it was long long ago he wasn't aware not to negotiate with terrorists. Lando cannot be held fully responsible for the actions that were taken on that day, and the subsequent capture of Han, Leia and Chewbacca. Sure it was his fault but he was doing it for the greater good. So please people, stop demonizing Lando, he was just a man doing what he thought was right for the people of his world.
Oh I forgot to mention, the only political discussion allowed is the politics of Star Wars.

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Dafuq?
Also,
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Thank you Deadly for your helpful input.

Deadly. said:
Dafuq?
Also,
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Have you no soul for the Ewoks. With you, we can change.
FORCE FOREVER!!!!!111!1!!11

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Have you no soul for the Ewoks. With you, we can change.
FORCE FOREVER!!!!!111!1!!11
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The Ewoks are a perfect example of beings that refuse to negotiate with terrorists. It is kind of sad though that those fluffy teddy bears have stronger beliefs then the Administrator of Cloud City.

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The Ewoks are a perfect example of beings that refuse to negotiate with terrorists. It is kind of sad though that those fluffy teddy bears have stronger beliefs then the Administrator of Cloud City.
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Dude I don't care how big a choke grip you think you got, but, maaaaaaaan try that stuff on me in negotiations. Won't work fool. I hold my beliefs.

boborone said:
Dude I don't care how big a choke grip you think you got, but, maaaaaaaan try that stuff on me in negotiations. Won't work fool. I hold my beliefs.
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Same here, they make take our lives but they will never take our Forcedom!

you know I was actually waiting for the moon to drop a lil cap off it and reveil a gun, turning out to be the death star today

boborone said:
you know I was actually waiting for the moon to drop a lil cap off it and reveil a gun, turning out to be the death star today
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How do you know it isn't? I mean why else do they call the side of the moon we can't see the Dark Side of the moon? I just don't think their plans coincide with the Mayans.

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How do you know it isn't? I mean why else do they call the side of the moon we can't see the Dark Side of the moon? I just don't think their plans coincide with the Mayans.
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Yeah, why is it, we will send craft millions of miles away to drill on a dead rock and send pics back, but they won't drill on the moon? Or even go back to it now that people can watch from their backyards with home made telescopes, the guys walking around and planting flags. They'll do that stuff way back when nobody had tech in there pockets like we do now, huh? Yeah, stick that in your conspirator pipe and smoke it.

boborone said:
Yeah, why is it, we will send craft millions of miles away to drill on a dead rock and send pics back, but they won't drill on the moon? Or even go back to it now that people can watch from their backyards with home made telescopes, the guys walking around and planting flags. They'll do that stuff way back when nobody had tech in there pockets like we do now, huh? Yeah, stick that in your conspirator pipe and smoke it.
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My guess is that Neil Armstrong found something he wasn't supposed to find up there and the Empire has forbidden us from going back up. Why else would NASA get shut down right as they were starting to plan another trip to the moon? I will tell you why, because the moon isn't a natural object, it is as you said, another Death Star.

I'm pleasantly surprised. First I read the title and thought "Oh no..." but then... "oh yeeeeah".
And then Deadly came in and acted like an intelligent human being like he always do. He's not a spambot. At all.
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I actually just thought of something. Maybe Lando betrayed Han because he was in love with Han and felt that Han betrayed him by falling for Leia. Then he rescues Leia because he realizes that though Han didn't love him in return that he shouldnt destroy that which Han loves. Hmmm.....seems quite probable...
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LordManhattan said:
I'm pleasantly surprised. First I read the title and thought "Oh no..." but then... "oh yeeeeah".
And then Deadly came in and acted like an intelligent human being like he always do. He's not a spambot. At all.
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Lol... I just finished my exam.. and saw this thread.. and I was like how can SMC create a thread like this?
When I read the first post... I saw it wasn't a serious politics thread.. but just for the lulz I posted it:banghead:
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LordManhattan said:
I'm pleasantly surprised. First I read the title and thought "Oh no..." but then... "oh yeeeeah".
And then Deadly came in and acted like an intelligent human being like he always do. He's not a spambot. At all.
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That was my entire master plan hahaha I purposely gave the thread title a misnomer so that everyone would immediately panic and then realize it wasn't what it seemed.
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Deadly. said:
Lol... I just finished my exam.. and saw this thread.. and I was like how can SMC create a thread like this?
When I read the first post... I saw it wasn't a serious politics thread.. but just for the lulz I posted it:banghead:
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lol dude edit your first post now that you know the thread isn't what you thought it was.

Just ignore me. I'm not trying to gather information about the rebelion or anything like that. So, where do you guys hide these days?

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lol dude edit your first post now that you know the thread isn't what you thought it was.
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Nice try
If I made a mistake.. I admit it.. I don't hide..
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LordManhattan said:
Just ignore me. I'm not trying to gather information about the rebelion or anything like that. So, where do you guys hide these days?
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Oh you see there's this great underground cavern in China.
We used National Geographic as a cover when populating ............
wait, I think I've done a bad....

boborone said:
Yeah, why is it, we will send craft millions of miles away to drill on a dead rock and send pics back, but they won't drill on the moon? Or even go back to it now that people can watch from their backyards with home made telescopes, the guys walking around and planting flags. They'll do that stuff way back when nobody had tech in there pockets like we do now, huh? Yeah, stick that in your conspirator pipe and smoke it.
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Because if the US decides on another space mission, everyone will complain that the millions of dollars could be used in better ways. And no one cares because there isn't anything on the moon.
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The Sports Thread

Exactly what it states.............SPORTS THREAD...here you can talk about any sport you want....much needed here as we had one at PPCG....migration is a must!!
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Thread reopened.
Any more childish bickering will result in this thread being closed permanently. I don't want that and I'm sure you don't want that. If someone starts being aggressive, report them and the ignore them. Public arguing was what got this thread closed - not the actions of any one person.
We're all friends here, so let's keep it that way
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The Doctor is in !
mr8820 said:
The Doctor is in !
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Nice!! Now we need the rest of the crew!!! I sent invites out....
How bout chicharito in manchester??
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How bout chicharito in manchester??
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Anything you want bro....its wide open!!
In.
My teams:
NFL: Miami Dolphins
NBA: Miami Heat
NCAA: Miami Hurricanes
MLB: Tampa Bay Ray
You can see a pattern here...Lol.
Well I wanna talk about the stupidity of American "football".
You see, most of the time, American "football" is being thrown and then held with the hand, and only perhaps 3% of the time it is being kicked.
On top of that the "ball" is not round. Ask any child to draw a ball and the poor child will be hard pressed (or an American idiot) to draw something that resembles that egg.
Thirdly, there is that issue of machismo that the Americans like to push. Yeah, you run around bashing people in a full contact sport. Ever heard of rugby? Those guys only wear groin protectors and tooth protectors. Not a padding more.
Suck it, American "Football"!
/This does not, in any way, bash Americans, only their version of football
//The rest of the world would like the word football back.
///Call it Handegg if you want to, otherwise you are just as asinine with your language as the Brits, who like to add an "o" in colour. (Yes, I'm Brit Eng educated. Blame the basterds who conquered us)
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Well I wanna talk about the stupidity of American "football".
You see, most of the time, American "football" is being thrown and then held with the hand, and only perhaps 3% of the time it is being kicked.
On top of that the "ball" is not round. Ask any child to draw a ball and the poor child will be hard pressed (or an American idiot) to draw something that resembles that egg.
Thirdly, there is that issue of machismo that the Americans like to push. Yeah, you run around bashing people in a full contact sport. Ever heard of rugby? Those guys only wear groin protectors and tooth protectors. Not a padding more.
Suck it, American "Football"!
/This does not, in any way, bash Americans, only their version of football
//The rest of the world would like the word football back.
///Call it Handegg if you want to, otherwise you are just as asinine with your language as the Brits, who like to add an "o" in colour. (Yes, I'm Brit Eng educated. Blame the basterds who conquered us)
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Thanks for this...now everyone that comes and reads this thread is going to be just a tad bit dumber after reading that jibberish....
BTW the pads are what break bones....lmfao...you guys keep wearing skirts and we will continue to play real football....
And a Rugby ball is round???
Suck it soccer boys..
Oh and this retort is in now way a bash on the Bristish....just the dumb things that come out of their mouths at times....
BTW here in the great old USA...we use this thing called a dictionary...pretty self explanatory and makes your theory dead wrong in both defintions....
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=football&submit-result-SEARCHD=Search
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=ball&submit-result-SEARCHD=Search
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EuroSpeed said:
In.
My teams:
NFL: Miami Dolphins
NBA: Miami Heat
NCAA: Miami Hurricanes
MLB: Tampa Bay Ray
You can see a pattern here...Lol.
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Carla and you are going to get along real well when she gets here...try not to mention the Heat a lot to the Dr...he is still mad about that guy that left Cleveland to Miami....
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Present! Reppin' the Dallas Cowboys, Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals, Washington Nationals, and THE University of Ohio State Buckeyes!
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Present! Reppin' the Dallas Cowboys, Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals, Washington Nationals, and THE University of Ohio State Buckeyes!
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Yea,yea we know.....lol.....glad to see ya made it...guess I should put mine out
UM wolverines (all sports)
Philidelphia Flyers
Oakland Raiders
Tigers
Pistons....don't follow NBA as much as I used to though..
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flyers2114 said:
Thanks for this...now everyone that comes and reads this thread is going to be just a tad bit dumber after reading that jibberish....
BTW the pads are what break bones....lmfao...you guys keep wearing skirts and we will continue to play real football....
And a Rugby ball is round???
Suck it soccer boys..
Oh and this retort is in now way a bash on the Bristish....just the dumb things that come out of their mouths at times....
BTW here in the great old USA...we use this thing called a dictionary...pretty self explanatory and makes your theory dead wrong in both defintions....
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=football&submit-result-SEARCHD=Search
http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=ball&submit-result-SEARCHD=Search
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wikipedia said:
The game of football is any of several similar team sports, of similar origins which involve, to varying degrees, kicking a ball with the foot in an attempt to score a goal. The most popular of these sports worldwide is association football, more commonly known as just "football" or "soccer". Unqualified, the word football applies to whichever form of football is the most popular in the regional context in which the word appears, including American football, Australian rules football, Canadian football, Gaelic football, rugby league, rugby union and other related games. These variations are known as "codes."
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^emphasis mine
I'll keep on troll-baiting, but the game is a bit hard to lose, isn't it?
Oh, and your links suck. They both say the same thing for me (or are they region-based?)
p/s: Keep it down. I'm just kidding, and you don't have to take offense
pp/s: But you did.
sakai4eva said:
^emphasis mine
I'll keep on troll-baiting, but the game is a bit hard to lose, isn't it?
Oh, and your links suck. They both say the same thing for me (or are they region-based?)
p/s: Keep it down. I'm just kidding, and you don't have to take offense
pp/s: But you did.
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Ok... link fail...but you could have easily punched it in...I always take offense....I have played hockey my whole life..and played football for 10....hahahahaha
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Ok... link fail...but you could have easily punched it in...I always take offense....I have played hockey my whole life..and played football for 10....hahahahaha
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Punch it in myself? And deprive the entire XDA of the comedic humour? I just copied the link and there it was
Speaking of football! Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers!
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Enough of this jibberish, let's get back on track. Lol.
I say Packers take it again next year. They are only going to get healthier, many of their star players will be back next year.
I think Patriots will make it from the AFC.
EuroSpeed said:
Enough of this jibberish, let's get back on track. Lol.
I say Packers take it again next year. They are only going to get healthier, many of their star players will be back next year.
I think Patriots will make it from the AFC.
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Its to early for me to predict....off season moves and we shall see....Pack are tough....that's why I picked them vs Indy last preseason...I always make a preseason SB pick...
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I'm just hoping my Cleveland Cavs get a win .
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...i did not know Terrell Owens was in any given Sunday...
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As I see it.

As I see it, there are no intelligent people left on this planet let alone this forum. Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought. Gone are the days where you didn't have to worry about every person's "feelings", now you have to baby them like they're straight from the womb, constantly checking your words to see if someone somewhere might get a stick up their ass and ***** to high heaven because you didn't take into account their precious delicate psyche.
ITT: I hate everything.
Post things as you see it. Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread.
Really? Whenever I say something I don't care about the persons feelings. I am very open and tell them what I really feel, and how much I dislike them. I don't baby anybody around. I piece logical thoughts, and once it's delivered, I hope it makes the receiver depressed.
Nice words... keep it up...
gracyj said:
Nice words... keep it up...
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uhhhh....Thanks?
ridethelight said:
Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought.
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I don't recall the days where people were smarter. Frankly, they have always been stupid. Unfortunately...
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Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread
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You will not get cynicism out of me, only because what you said is not enough to describe the truth. :-/
ridethelight said:
As I see it, there are no intelligent people left on this planet let alone this forum. Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought. Gone are the days where you didn't have to worry about every person's "feelings", now you have to baby them like they're straight from the womb, constantly checking your words to see if someone somewhere might get a stick up their ass and ***** to high heaven because you didn't take into account their precious delicate psyche.
ITT: I hate everything.
Post things as you see it. Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread.
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Sounds like somebody forgot to baby your delicate feelings...
Scent phrum mie fone!
westicle said:
Sounds like somebody forgot to baby your delicate feelings...
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Raw stupidity fired like a canon at my face will do that.
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Raw stupidity fired like a canon at my face will do that.
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I see...maybe this random photo of my crazy cat will make u a bit happier.
If not, let me know, cuz I have a metric ****-ton of random photos I can hook this thread up with.
Scent phrum mie fone!
It's a forum, do we NEED to form intelligent thought in a place where there is no need? Not likely. Unless you really actually have something intelligent to say then don't expect an intelligent answer in reply.
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
Your cynicism won't get you anywhere, the only thing it'll do is make you seem like a child who lets evey little thing upset them so they need to post about it in the off-topic.
It's not like we're but intelligent, on the contrary, we actually have enough intelligence to know that you don't live forever so why make everything so serious?
Twitch, out
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twitch153 said:
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
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HA......
This suggests to me that you very rarely set foot outside OT
About 70% of the threads on XDA must be something along the lines of...
"Duuuhh me gone make a boo boo wit my fone. Dun sum radio thing that make the black screen go on.... now me cant turn on fone.... I CAN HAZ BRICK??.......
Also, Y duz my fone smell like vegetables......???? PLEASE HELP URGENT!!!!!!!!"
twitch153 said:
It's a forum, do we NEED to form intelligent thought in a place where there is no need? Not likely. Unless you really actually have something intelligent to say then don't expect an intelligent answer in reply.
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
Your cynicism won't get you anywhere, the only thing it'll do is make you seem like a child who lets evey little thing upset them so they need to post about it in the off-topic.
It's not like we're but intelligent, on the contrary, we actually have enough intelligence to know that you don't live forever so why make everything so serious?
Twitch, out
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I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.
ridethelight said:
I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.
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And what ROM have you contributed? Have you contributed anything to this site? Or are you just a whiny person who expects the "nerd brigade" to make **** for them?
You should probably stop your *****ing, and you should also realize that there are mods in this section too, crybaby.
Scent phrum mie fone!
ridethelight said:
I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.
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Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...
conantroutman said:
Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...
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Emo mod coming through
JK
twitch153 said:
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
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That's never happened to me
westicle said:
And what ROM have you contributed? Have you contributed anything to this site? Or are you just a whiny person who expects the "nerd brigade" to make **** for them?
You should probably stop your *****ing, and you should also realize that there are mods in this section too, crybaby.
Scent phrum mie fone!
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You've never once complained about anything above your skill set? Not once in your life? Stop *****ing about my *****ing!
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Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...
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The fact that you can read what I said and not have a meltdown means I'm not talking about you.
ridethelight said:
The fact that you can read what I said and not have a meltdown means I'm not talking about you.
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chill out a little mate.
conantroutman said:
HA......
This suggests to me that you very rarely set foot outside OT
About 70% of the threads on XDA must be something along the lines of...
"Duuuhh me gone make a boo boo wit my fone. Dun sum radio thing that make the black screen go on.... now me cant turn on fone.... I CAN HAZ BRICK??.......
Also, Y duz my fone smell like vegetables......???? PLEASE HELP URGENT!!!!!!!!"
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hey! its not nice to quote me.. i dont care if u are a modz!!!!!
ridethelight said:
You've never once complained about anything above your skill set? Not once in your life? Stop *****ing about my *****ing!
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Its gonna be ok, I'm sure your husband will be along shortly to listen to your complaints.....
Perhaps it's your time of the month? I know how testy you little ladies can be when your Aunt Flo stops by....
Scent phrum mie fone!

Rants thread

Post All Your Rants About Anything You Want....
Try to keep it clean...
Hopefully this wont get deleted...
My Rant to start:
I hate when driving behind someone and they want to make a right hand or left hand turn and turn from the driving lane when there is a perfectly good turn lane.
Dear Apple:
Why you have underhanded techniques to try and muscle out the competition?!
Why can't you just....I don't know....NOT SUCK!?
I think I've lost the little respect for apple that could possibly exist inside the deepest depths of my heart.
But of course the masses of the world will be like "IOS is so revolutionary!" They've just caught up with everyone else!
They still blow.
//rant
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
Apple, Police, My phone.... Get your act together
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davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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TheRomMistress said:
Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
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Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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Its fine now, but earlier i want to beat it with a stick LOL
I hate when people call android "DROIDS" and i also hate when everyone wants an ipad, when they are just an oversized iphone or ipod touch for another 400 bucks more I think tablets and ipads are way overrated.
Why can't summer and winter join forces (pun?) together and keep it spring all year long?
Fall is nice, except I gotta rake the dreaded fallen leaves.
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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LMAO^^^
When I'm on my bike, why do people in cars only look left when I'm coming coming from the right?
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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Why can't MEN (Sparky) put dirty clothes...in say....the clothes hamper? As opposed to my bathroom floor.
(I get the pile theory, I do. Just keep your damn dirty pile OFF MY FLOOR.) Thank you.
/end rant.
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Couple of things that need to be adressed here
TheRomMistress said:
I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated....
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First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....
This is jelly...........
And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....
Secondly, and more importantly......
DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long
Thats not a rant............
Thats nothing but a minor gripe........
If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!
Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.
I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....
I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!
There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.
There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA
It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........
Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.
Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.
And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?
They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" ). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs
They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!
Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......
Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.
Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!
Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....
"It was just a defenceless kitty " they'd cry......
Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??
This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............
Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........
tl : dr
NEED MOAR RANTZ
(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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Errr......well...after the one above, is there any more need for this thread to even exist?
I was going to rant about rants that ranting people rant about whilst being ranted for ranting for ranters that rant about rants but... never mind I guess
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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Well, this is for all rants and not just one rant per thread if you mods want to throw it away thats fine, or how about a giant merge but that may be too much work.. So Mods do what you want, i don't care.
End of not a rant
Rant: I HATE PANTS
Yeah, that's all.
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Exactly! The damn button doesn't work and I have to open quote in multiple tabs and because my computer is slow, it freezes and crashes! I have to turn it back on again (it takes forever to boot) and the god damn button still doesn't work! Oh, and did I mention you have to find a link if you want to put a picture in a post?? If I want to put a pic in a post, I have to first upload it to some stupid site and it takes forever with my slow connection! I don't want my picture as a god damn attachement! Oh, and weather is **** here, and that's because of XDA!! I also blame XDA for global warming!!!*
/end rant
*What I said, is not 100% true. By reading this you agree with the fact, that I'm more awesome than you.
idavid_ said:
...I also blame XDA for global warming!
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how can I approach a stranger?

Hi guys, I just need your tips about my situation.
Whenever I go home from school I ride the bus. Now earlier this afternoon, there's this girl that I want to befriend but don't know how to start. So yes, we go to the same school, and I already saw her several times on that bus stop.
I'm afraid that when I just started talking to her she'll go away. any tips?
Well, your asking on xda. So you must be a smartphone junkie. Show what phone you got and all the mods and roms, if you do that and ask her if she would like to the same to hers
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Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her
Walk up to her and ask "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
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Everything that JCM just said! I've actually had the 'Bus' experience. Had i actually had the forethought at the time to ask a random girl for her number, i may have gotten somewhere. An 'eyes+body language' flirtation doesn't go anywhere unless you capitalise on it at the time!
AlanR is a classic example of 'post what i should have done instead of what i actually did' syndrome. I know it feels impossible to be in that situation and do anything about it at that age, but as you get older you realise that **** like this is likely to be the least stressful thing you'll ever have to deal with in your everyday life!
JCM and i are both dealing with relationship demons that haunt us..not because we lack the guts to go for it...but because we have our baggage. boborone certainly doesn't lack the balls to 'go for it'. He has more girls in the Black Book than most of us could ever dream of! It's our experiences that stupidly hold us back!
If you think you have something to lose by approaching a random woman and asking her out, it's your own stupidity and immaturity that's holding you back, nothing else. If you fail and they say no, what of it? You still have a dozen or so people that know and love you! Move on to the next one that appreciates you for who you are.
Life is way to short to be embarrassed because you made a fool of yourself. Seriously, if you spend your one life worrying about **** like that, you've totally wasted it!
Be a fool, act self-conscious and embarrassed, end up with egg on your face... but for ****ssake go for it in the first place! How long exactly do you think a life lasts??
johncmolyneux said:
Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her
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Makes sense to me. Thank you.
This thing is really new to me that's why I'm asking. I've never had any friend other than my childhood batchmates/classmates for over 10 years. so now I'm on college it's totally a different atmosphere especially I just moved here at the US. My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.
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My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.
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Dude, unless it's a super heavy Asian or Arab accent, she'll get wet just hearing you say the alphabet. Chicks swoon over a dude with an accent. You gotta go for it, ignore the "don't talk to her" poppycock. Just strike up a casual conversation about the crackhead bus driver or changing weather or something. If you don't get in there she will move on and you will miss your shot. If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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approach her and with a twinkle in your eyes tell her 'When God made woman he made you then broke the mold so there would be only one of you' If she peppers sprays you then it's a no.
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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Well that's the problem my friend, just a look at her face I can tell that she's very kind. Not just one of those dumb *****es.
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TravisBean said:
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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That would be an utter disaster.
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That would be an utter disaster.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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TravisBean said:
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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Lol!
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
dexter93 said:
LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
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Okay, a correction. Every time I am involved in a moment aahs I find it funny, occasionally I'll post that picture.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
Here is the best tip... On Monday wear your tightest jeans and try to work up a boner just before you get on the bus. Then as you hop on to the bus, stand in front of her and watch if you catch her staring at your man bone. If she does, just try to give her that little porn smirk and go on from there. Trust me, works all the time on amateur porn videos.
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Dude WTF I made the.exact same thread but the Rom Mistress closed it¡ i also wanna know...i like this girl bit dont know how to approach her
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"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."
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Probationary members list:
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Temp. permission to fluffy muffins from the Χ.Δ.Α. frat. Only 1/time. If they want more, they have to apply for probies
What's the deal with probationary members? It's simple. Not official Mafia members yet, but able to post in here for the time being. They may be upgraded to members, or have their priviledge lifted any time without notice [/FONT]​
Ok. It seems like some people have misunderstood the way we work, so I'll make it clear.
Why do we want members?
The Gli started as a place for a friendly and *private* chat for OT people. It wasn't made open, because we didn't want any trouble. The Gli follow the rules of this forum and that's why no trolls and spammers are tolerated. That's why a member list was needed, to protect the members from any abuse and of course help to get to know each other.
What does it take for someone to be a member? Why are you so elitists?
We are not elitists by any means. Someone, in order to get accepted as a member has to fulfill some requirements. Among others, he has to cause no trouble in the forum and also be active in the thread. Another important requirement, is to "fit" in the Gli atmosphere. We are a close group, so each one has to follow that, otherwise he has no place in here ( what's the point of having people here who can't understand what we say and we can't understand what they say? ). We are more than a team, we are a family.
Um.. and the probationary members? Why do you need that? I want to be a regular member NAO!
Probationary members didn't exist until recently. There were incidents of people joining the Gli, being active for a while and then disappearing completely without notice! That's why we made that list. Probationary members have to prove that they are part of the Gli, by staying active in the thread without causing issues for at least 3 months. Then, they will be upgraded into regular members, and get the permission to have the Gli logo on their signature, as they will be official members.
:'( I failed to become a probationary member. Now what?
If such thing happened, don't worry. That means that you didn't fulfill all the requirements. You are free to apply again after a while, and go through the procedure again. If and when the Recruit Team feels like you are ready, you will be added in the crew . When reviewing people for Gli membership, we always make sure that they fit the environment and their attitude suits the rest of the Gli, so make sure you fulfill that. If you don't, then please don't bother applying again.
Recruit Team? Who is reviewing me? I want to plant bombs on their houses!
You can see the Recruit Team members in the OP. Next to their regular Member title, they will have the RT flag.
The topic says " Don't post in here if you aren't listed in the OP". Why are you such discriminatory bastards? Ι just want to hang out!
Recently, we have been flooded with many people posting in the thread, without even introducing themselves and causing massive headache to anyone reading the thread. We had to constrain that spamming mayhem, so that topic was required. If you are genuinely interested into being a part of the Gli, you may post, but please be conservative in the amount of your posts until you receive a notice about your Gli membership
I want to post ponies. Who do I bribe to get in the Members list?
Glad you asked. Drop a PM here and we'll get back to you
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Okay, so you've got a shiny new thread to play with now. You all know the reason I did this. I appreciate that you see it as "your space", but it's not - it's everyone's space. You all know well enough that it's easy to offend people, especially if they're not part of your crowd. So do show courtesy to other members by remembering the fact that strangers may wander in here, and please stick to the rules.
I don't want to be all "nasty mod" on you, but it won't be cleaned for the same reason again. I think you get my meaning.
Now play nicely everyone, and have fun
Welcome back, mafia
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Okay, so you've got a shiny new thread to play with now. You all know the reason I did this. I appreciate that you see it as "your space", but it's not - it's everyone's space. You all know well enough that it's easy to offend people, especially if they're not part of your crowd. So do show courtesy to other members by remembering the fact that strangers may wander in here, and please stick to the rules.
I don't want to be all "nasty mod" on you, but it won't be cleaned for the same reason again. I think you get my meaning.
Now play nicely everyone, and have fun
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Thanks archer. We will be good.
Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....
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Thanks archer. We will be good.
Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....
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We'll try, at least
How's everyone doing?
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wow, cleaned thread is cleaned
6/2/13
4/24/13
3/21/13
2/25/13
2/9/13
1/27/13
boborone said:
wow, cleaned thread is cleaned
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Better than cleaned, brand new, didn't lose any posts, not that it really matters.
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boborone said:
wow, cleaned thread is cleaned
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As they say in Firefly, shiny
Archer said:
As they say in Firefly, shiny
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You talking about the tv show? Never seen it, but I just got the 10th anniversary box set. Hope it's as good as all the nerds make it out to be.
Hey a whole new Gli thread. Sweet !
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boborone said:
You talking about the tv show? Never seen it, but I just got the 10th anniversary box set. Hope it's as good as all the nerds make it out to be.
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It's good. I just started watching it a few weeks ago.
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prototype7 said:
It's good. I just started watching it a few weeks ago.
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Cool, It's like the only nerd cult following show I haven't seen.
Oi all,
So...new thread means new levels of awesome.
It's over 9000!
This is kinda funny. Half the new posts in here are from people on my ignore list. trolololulz
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Cool, It's like the only nerd cult following show I haven't seen.
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It is very good, and nerdy as hell. I watched the film, Serenity, before Firefly but I'd recommend the other way round. Awesome film - I rate it as Joss Whedon at his best.
And we're back, shiny new thread is shiny
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