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Mw3 or Battlefield 3??
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Search for existing thread or don't bother and start new one?
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Archer said:
Search for existing thread or don't bother and start new one?
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obviously the 2nd....
anyway
just ib4l

He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.

sakai4eva said:
He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.
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well, sarcasm is your job sky, you are the best at it...
$ sudo make me a sandwich

sakai4eva said:
He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.
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: )

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dexter93 said:
well, sarcasm is your job sky, you are the best at it...
$ sudo make me a sandwich
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I'm not sure doing something which I derive great pleasure from while not getting paid for it a "job."

sakai4eva said:
I'm not sure doing something which I derive great pleasure from while not getting paid for it a "job."
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we could do another mafia charity rally if you want...
$ sudo make me a sandwich

dexter93 said:
we could do another mafia charity rally if you want...
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I don't have cancer yet, and I've quit smoking quite a while. Unless you guys want to buy me a tablet.

You would be surprised about how intelligent I am but it was stupid not to check first but it didn't strike me since there is no search bar thingy on the xda app
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Battlefield 3!
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Battlefield 3

Have you all ever wondered...

Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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K7Cobb said:
Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.

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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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K7Cobb said:
Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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They is a rather ambiguous term.

StormMcCloud said:
They is a rather ambiguous term.
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I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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K7Cobb said:
I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?

StormMcCloud said:
They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
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Lol the people you named
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K7Cobb said:
Lol the people you named
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds and thrower of bricks.

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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds.
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Cool............I guess
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K7Cobb said:
Cool............I guess
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Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.

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lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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Basically.

I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.

MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Dafuq did i just read?

MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Aren't those the same thing!

StormMcCloud said:
Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:

WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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Exactly!

The inventor of Sham WOW! also posts here.

WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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What are devs?
What are mods?
Who are we?
People. Some are just less lazy than others. We all share this space called XDA equally. We just share it differently. Sure, respect around here is earned, but the ones who thrive here, such as yourself (wired), and many others who don't develop or care to, add just as much to this community as someone who does. Its all about quality here, whether you rewrite code, offer advice about carriers, all the way to the trolls who entertain us on a daily basis....through some channel of events, we've all found our way here. And I certainly have thought about things differently since I joined.
OK, hippie rant over. Need to grab a 'stone.
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Am I raising my family right?

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No.

:NO:
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If the Mrs. is on iOS, then you're doing good by the kids. Hard to change what she thinks about technology.
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You're kids yes, might wanna look into getting a divorce. If you live in California i think that's legitimate grounds.
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I got a giggle out of this

Jesus approves your family raising technique.

So you bought 4 stickers that advertise for companies that make billions (essentially paying to give them a free advertisement) and you're asking about your family?
Sounds legit.

063_XOBX said:
So you bought 4 stickers that advertise for companies that make billions (essentially paying to give them a free advertisement) and you're asking about your family?
Sounds legit.
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*no offenses*
If you like what I mean

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Well apples are in the kitchen. So at least you are trying to get the little lady in line!!

Well, either OP has the reddit username - thrawaya
or has just reposted this image from reddit - http://www.reddit.com/tb/17fezr
Sigh, what people do . . .

ak700 said:
Well, either OP has the reddit username - thrawaya
or has just reposted this image from reddit - http://www.reddit.com/tb/17fezr
Sigh, what people do . . .
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ak700 said:
Well, either OP has the reddit username - thrawaya
or has just reposted this image from reddit - http://www.reddit.com/tb/17fezr
Sigh, what people do . . .
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Then I was trolling him the wrong way.

Forever alone just got a new meaning. Your family is a bunch of stickers
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ArmorD said:
Forever alone just got a new meaning. Your family is a bunch of stickers
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Jokefail.jpg

i think you do since you have a very good self-awareness

No. You're teaching them bad habits, like starting threads rather than posting in existing ones.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1005229

Do long distance relationships work????

Hey guys.
I am very curious!!! Because of this girl but she lives in another city that she wants to be in a relationship but I'm like "babygurl hold up, hell nah"
But then I was wondering if it would work or it's just a waste of time???

Not you again.

While only you can truly know if it can work, my experience is no. I say this not because of any experience with a long distance relationship, of which I have had none, of the experiences I've had with regular relationships. I've been married 5 years. Only cause I'm in her life and she is in mine for all this time, had it worked. We are social creatures, we need intimacy and touch for a relationship to last any significant amount of time.

Depends on the both of your abilities.
"What's my problem? You."

I never understood why people even think long distance relationship is even a chance. I mean... Why? How will it ever work? You will not see her in months, that's not the idea of relationship. No, it will not work.
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My relationship isn't necessarily long distance, but it is. We live an hour away from eachother & we both have jobs with completely different hours. I works days & he works nights. We see eachother every other weekend & talk on the phone as much as we can. We have ups & downs like every other couple. Been to together for two & half happy years still going & we are shopping for our first house together

You should know, you're very cool ya know.
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Ichigo said:
Not you again.
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But he's VeryCool....
Also Alan.

063_XOBX said:
But he's VeryCool....
Also Alan.
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he is not

Damn you know you're infamous when people still remember what you did lol
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Damn you know you're infamous when people still remember what you did lol
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My Son... Repent now or forever be damned... The choice is yours...

VeryCoolAlan said:
Damn you know you're infamous when people still remember what you did lol
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I don't understand the video. Sorry, for my small brain is incapable of understanding Sound FX.
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Jeezus X.D.A. Kryst said:
My Son... Repent now or forever be damned... The choice is yours...
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Listen to the 7th son of gawd my dear alan.

How do you want to define your relationship and what do you want it to consist of?
Cuddling up watching a movie, dome at the movie theater, long walks, waking up together, looking into each other's eyes over a romantic dinner, intercourse, sharing hobbies and experiences... that all requires a shorter distance (even shorter for the less fortunate).
However, if talking on the phone and occasional visits are all you need, and you're both fine if it never changes, go for it.
Remember, all relationships prior to your first marriage are practice for that marriage. Don't let things get serious that don't need to be. If you feel you're going to end up marrying someone, be cautious and completely certain before letting it get serious. Otherwise, it's all for fun. If it won't at least be fun, don't do it.
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^^^^^
This
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VeryCoolAlan said:
^^^^^
This
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I have a feeling that you're not giving a **** lol
"What's my problem? You."

CallMeVentus said:
I have a feeling that you're not giving a **** lol
"What's my problem? You."
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LOL I wouldn't have been replying to this thread if I didn't xD also wouldn't have asked the question
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VeryCoolAlan said:
LOL I wouldn't have been replying to this thread if I didn't xD also wouldn't have asked the question
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Oh well, guess I was being too much of a smart alec, trying to read minds

Yeah they work as long as you both cheat on each other occasionally otherwise i dont know how is it supposed to work
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Ahhhh @VeryCoolAlan. Do you want the answer you want, the answer a joker would give you, or my answer, otherwise known as the truth?
I'll put mine here for the sake of history.
If someone says it will and it does, then they were right.
If someone says it won't and it doesn't, then they were right.
Neither of the above people knew the truth. They just gave an opinion which is irrelevant to the actual outcome.
It may work. It may not.
If you don't try, you'll never find out. It may be beautiful and last your whole life, or it may be torturous and cause you heartbreak and agony.
It's your risk.
It's your choice.

Help with a gift for my love

Hello folks!
My name is Kinga and I from Poland. Soon I have one year with my love and I need help! I made up video with other cinematics which you can made for me. The idea is you create video for me, with text "Kinga loves you very much" in another language then Polish, or English and you send this movie to me with information which language you choose [email protected] and I do the rest. You personal ID won't in this movie. Thank you all and I have hopu to help me which this!
When you have a problem ask me on priv.
Sorry for my English, isn't great.

nemo090 said:
Hello folks!
My name is Kinga and I from Poland. Soon I have one year with my love and I need help! I made up video with other cinematics which you can made for me. The idea is you create video for me, with text "Kinga loves you very much" in another language then Polish, or English and you send this movie to me with information which language you choose [email protected] and I do the rest. You personal ID won't in this movie. Thank you all and I have hopu to help me which this!
When you have a problem ask me on priv.
Sorry for my English, isn't great.
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Basically you want us to traslate that sentence in various languages?
Italian: "Kinga ti ama molto"
Romanian: "Kinga te iubeste foarte mult"

edisile said:
Basically you want us to traslate that sentence in various languages?
Italian: "Kinga ti ama molto"
Romanian: "Kinga te iubeste foarte mult"
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He wants you to make a video which he's going to stitch together with a bunch of other videos and present it to his gf.
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Exactly! I need a video with this text in another language Can you help me?

1. Google Translate
2. Windows Movie Maker
3. ????
4. Profit
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Bro, at least you could do the work by yourself...

Believe me, find people who create this video is more difficult then create yourself

nemo090 said:
Believe me, find people who create this video is more difficult then create yourself
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Exactly. Do it by yourself.

But this isn't the point. I want to add more work to make it unique, because I need your help

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jRi0T68 said:
Carve her likeness out of redwood using only a spork.
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Lmao
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I recommend teddy.

isotske said:
I recommend teddy.
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Someone doesn't read OPs I see
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Android Pizza said:
Someone doesn't read OPs I see
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Well he does just want ten posts ?
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Tezlastorme said:
Well he does just want ten posts ?
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i think that too for 2 reason.
1- he just asked he didnt see the post in Valentine day or past.
2 - if he really love her , he wull do that by his self and just translate in google . translate and make it are so easy.
so he try to get 10 100%
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What the heck guys, putting it into Google translate and saying it yourself is not romantic at all. The point was to get a whole bunch of people to collaborate and create this piece. Whatever, valentine's day is over anyway. Hope OP got to give something nice to his girl. :thumbup:
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Why hasn't this been locked yet?
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He broke the spork and couldn't continue carving.
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Thanks button...why hath thee vanished?
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Android Pizza said:
Why hasn't this been locked yet?
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i dont know.
mods close every good topic. but the nothing theard not closed.
why they do that
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