Mw3 or Battlefield 3??
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Search for existing thread or don't bother and start new one?
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Archer said:
Search for existing thread or don't bother and start new one?
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obviously the 2nd....
anyway
just ib4l
He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.
sakai4eva said:
He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.
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well, sarcasm is your job sky, you are the best at it...
$ sudo make me a sandwich
sakai4eva said:
He's a fsking noob. Cut him some slack. While we can all call for infractions and bans, I would be satisfied with thinly veiled insults on his intelligence. Which I believe he has none.
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Archer said:
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$ sudo make me a sandwich
dexter93 said:
well, sarcasm is your job sky, you are the best at it...
$ sudo make me a sandwich
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I'm not sure doing something which I derive great pleasure from while not getting paid for it a "job."
sakai4eva said:
I'm not sure doing something which I derive great pleasure from while not getting paid for it a "job."
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we could do another mafia charity rally if you want...
$ sudo make me a sandwich
dexter93 said:
we could do another mafia charity rally if you want...
$ sudo make me a sandwich
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I don't have cancer yet, and I've quit smoking quite a while. Unless you guys want to buy me a tablet.
You would be surprised about how intelligent I am but it was stupid not to check first but it didn't strike me since there is no search bar thingy on the xda app
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Battlefield 3!
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Battlefield 3
Related
Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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bharatgaddameedi said:
I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
raving_nanza said:
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
Blagus said:
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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conqu1stador said:
I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
xaccers said:
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Me: Hey girl, are you Italian? Yeah, You gotta have some Italian in you... Right?
Her: Italian? No... I'm Black... Why would You ask that? I Don't look Italian!
Me: Come'mon... For Real, Are You Lying to Me? You Don't have Italian in You?
Her: I'm Not Lying! I Don't have Italian in Me!
Me: Ok... I believe You! Do You Want Some? Lol...
1: that's not a one liner.
2: search before making a new thread.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1186330
deliriousDroid said:
1: that's not a one liner.
2: search before making a new thread.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1186330
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Ok, 3 Liners! Lol...
old thread is cooler
use the search man!
In his defense the thread title did say pickup LINES haha
RinZo said:
In his defense the thread title did say pickup LINES haha
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yeah? thats more like a dialogue
In teh club
"you wanna dance"?
"eww no"!
"oh, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"!
Not really a pickup line.... But has amusing results none the less
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In teh club
"you wanna dance"?
"eww no"!
"oh, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"!
Not really a pickup line.... But has amusing results none the less
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lol
!0 chars
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
LordManhattan said:
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
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Did anyone say JAMAICA?
This one is the best.works for every girl.
Me:hey,is your daddy a suicide bomber?
Her:no! Why?!
Me:because he made a hottest bomb eva!
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
This one is the best.works for every girl.
Me:hey,is your daddy a suicide bomber?
Her:no! Why?!
Me:because he made a hottest bomb eva!
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Hint* suicide bombers do not make bombs.... They make them explode
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Well,this one is originally in my,croatian language,and there is no correct translation so i made it as close as i could
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Well,this one is originally in my,croatian language,and there is no correct translation so i made it as close as i could
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Ahh.. ok then
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Grab your coat, you've pulled!
''How much does a polar bear weigh''???
''Dunno''
''I dunno either but it breaks the ice''
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Hint* suicide bombers do not make bombs.... They make them explode
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Hey Dexter,
You Search before posting... I know the Rules, but there's about 20 Million threads on XDA...
Your all about "Criticizing" Huh? Lol...
The other threads better...
It's more like Dialog...
Suicide Bombers don't make bombs...
(How Do You Know Suicide Bombers Don't Make Bombs?)
Stop Analyzing Everyone to Death...
RELAX PARTNER!!
PMGRANDS said:
Hey Dexter,
You Search before posting... I know the Rules, but there's about 20 Million threads on XDA...
Your all about "Criticizing" Huh? Lol...
The other threads better...
It's more like Dialog...
Suicide Bombers don't make bombs...
(How Do You Know Suicide Bombers Don't Make Bombs?)
Stop Analyzing Everyone to Death...
RELAX PARTNER!!
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Chill out man... I'm not criticizing neither you or your forum.. I was just saying the off topic is a place to have fun, don't take it too seriously
(About the bombs.. if I tell you I'd have to kill you)
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Me: (Speaks Chinese....)
Teacher: Lucas! Speak English in class!
Me: But.. teacher! WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO!!
Hit the THANKS button if I helped!!
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The rules for this game are really simple.
1. Press three random letter keys (For example rta)
2. The next poster makes up a short meaning for the three letters. And then picks 3 more random letters.
3. It does not have to make sense! (For example this could mean: Right Turn Ahead or Really Tiny Apples or Run To Alabama)
hope you enjoy it!
rta
john9 said:
The rules for this game are really simple.
1. Press three random letter keys (For example rta)
2. The next poster makes up a short meaning for the three letters. And then picks 3 more random letters.
3. It does not have to make sense! (For example this could mean: Right Turn Ahead or Really Tiny Apples or Run To Alabama)
hope you enjoy it!
rta
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Real Thread Anytime?
fyn
boborone said:
Real Thread Anytime?
fyn
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For your night
Fob
--sent from my glacier.
Freshly-opened beer
DSP
MissionImprobable said:
Freshly-opened beer
DSP
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digitally selected protagonist
kfr
boborone said:
digitally selected protagonist
kfr
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Knack for risk
osa
vanessaem said:
Knack for risk
osa
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operational sinus attack
No letters, so...
Fap.
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No letters, so...
Fap.
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Flog all papists.
CMF
computer mal-function
sdf
Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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Don't live fearfully.
SDG.
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iok1 said:
Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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disinfecting loam fraternity
sop
boborone said:
disinfecting loam fraternity
sop
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Salamanders Often Persuade
Ghq
Sent from my coffee pot.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Salamanders Often Persuade
Ghq
Sent from my coffee pot.
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goatse's high quality
gtb
going to bowling
sal
sal
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Simon Always Looses :banghead:
RLB
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Simon Always Looses :banghead:
RLB
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radio lab blast
fds
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radio lab blast
fds
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Feed (with) duck sauce.
Hof
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Feed (with) duck sauce.
Hof
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hamburger of fish
ytf
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Flying spaghetti monster. Its simple! First, approach it with a calm look. If it sees you are worthy, it will not vaporize you. Then you can start making it do cool tricks, such as destroying civilizations for the exchange of your eternal servitude. Good luck with your flying spaghetti monster. If you want one just call 1-800-123-fsmt.
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I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
MissionImprobable said:
I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Lol. Anyway this thread was fo the lulz
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Then it should actually be funny, no?
MissionImprobable said:
Then it should actually be funny, no?
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For me.
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iKoolkid said:
For me.
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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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....
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SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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If someone can get demerits for being an a$$, you will take the cake.:banghead:
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This isn't the "create any old crap thread I can think of" forum, so stop treating it as such. Public warning this time - private warning if it happens again.
Thread closed.
All you Romeos kicking around in OT, get in here!
Put up your best pick up lines here!
Also, wannabe Romeos now have a thread to open up about your relationship woes.
Please feel free to post any love story here... Be it happy, sad or as yet undecided.
I promise not to troll the serious ones!
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SleepyKrushna said:
All you Romeos kicking around in OT, get in here!
Put up your best pick up lines here!
Also, wannabe Romeos now have a thread to open up about your relationship woes.
Please feel free to post any love story here... Be it happy, sad or as yet undecided.
I promise not to troll the serious ones!
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Someone who just wants a popular thread again... Brb killing myself
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twolfekc said:
Someone who just wants a popular thread again... Brb killing myself
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Nah... I regularly create threads about random sh!t that comes into my head.
If you don't want to have fun, then there's no need for you to post here. :flipoff2:
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twolfekc said:
Someone who just wants a popular thread again... Brb killing myself
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Little upset? Don't worry, your balls will drop soon and someday you may even talk to a girl...
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I wanna see where it goes...
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I wanna see where it goes...
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Me too...
That's why I created this. :sly:
Y u no post your story? :sly:
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Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
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Ichigo said:
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
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That's my boy. :thumbup:
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I was told "You come here often?" is a fail.
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Ichigo said:
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
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**** that doesn't work. ^^^
"Hey, let's ****!" If it works on 1 out of 500 girls, you merely need to approach 1000 girls to have a threesome.
For getting a girl to leave her dickhead bf for you, when she's pissed at him, you say (while acting completely uninterested) "You don't need to put up with that crap. Go find someone who wants to treat you right." Works if you act uninterested.
For girls to pick up guys:
1: I like you. (If too young for option 2).
2: I'm horny
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
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Lol, i think my best pick up line would be silence. :silly:
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Let's commit the perfect crime:
I'll steal your heart, you steal mine.
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SleepyKrushna said:
Let's commit the perfect crime:
I'll steal your heart, you steal mine.
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Seriously, do these work? Wow!
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roofrider said:
Seriously, do these work? Wow!
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Of course they don't!
Posting pick up lines here doesn't mean they work.
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rohypnolrider said:
Seriously, do these work? Wow!
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The answer lies within your name.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Sent from your mom.
jRi0T68 said:
The answer lies within your name.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
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Much lulz!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Sent from your mom.
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Lol. Best one so far and will work guaranteed. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Sent from your mom.
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That's what I'm talking about!
Really, though, it's about the sell. You have to offer what they're buying, and vice versa
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
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