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Wont get much help here. What you want to do is illegal. Probably better asked to have this removed before you get flamed to death.
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Please delete thread.
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How do you delete thread
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Throw it in the water..
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How do you delete this tread
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superchilpil said:
Throw it in the water..
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Yep best way.
You have to ask a mod to delete it. Maybe you can report it and ask for it to be deleted. Dont know if you can report your own thread though..
A man escapes from a prison after 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, jewelry and guns. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He forces the man out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her and kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous, if he doesn't get his way he will most likely kill us both. Be strong honey, i love you.
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong honey. I love you too!
Put brick on phone and use duct tape and gorilla glue.
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Just a thank you to all service men and women, Firefighters, Law Enforcement, and all who risk their lives to keep us safe. Also, to the heroes that prevented further destruction on flight 93.
I hope we all take a moment tomorrow to remember those that lost their lives on 9|11.
+1. This should be a sticky.
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never forget
remembered sadly
Amen, brother.
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Never forget, never forgive.
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"9/11 the start of a massacre that's running 10 years strong in 3 countries, it started by terrorist attacking New york to Terrorist attacking Iraq and Afghanistan, Civilian Casualties: NY, USA= 3000, Iraq +Afghanistan =137,000 (just a low estimate), May God be with us all and grant those who suffered due to this tragedy and it's aftereffects patience and hope"
"On 9/11, I'll mourn the nearly 3,000 lives lost, the over 6,000 injuries, the infrastructural carnage and devastation in NYC, and the humiliation of my country, all perpetrated ignorantly in the name of my religion.
On 9/12, I'll mourn the nearly 1,000,000 lives, the 10's of millions of injuries, the infrastructural decimation in 3 countries, and the humiliation of my religion, all perpetrated ignorantly in the name of my country."
Not sure who said either, but I like them both.
On this day of remembrance, my heartfelt sympathies go out to the families of those who lost loved ones on 9/11.
And to those who feel the only way to further their political agenda is through cowardly acts of terror, targeting innocent civilians,
eternal damnation in the fiery pits of hell shall be your reward, not 40 virgins.
lest we forget.
let us dedicate 1 minute of our lives in rememberance to the innovent victims whom have lost their lives
westicle said:
You are ****ing stupid.
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Get that outta here. We dont need this so calm down or get out.
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trell959 said:
Get that outta here. We dont need this so calm down or get out.
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You know what, you aren't worth it
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westicle said:
trell959 said:
Get that outta here. We dont need this so calm down or get out.
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You know what, you aren't worth it
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All I want to do is keep the peace. Is that so hard for everyone?
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I agree. Let us not forger about ALL the innocent lives that were lost. Here and there. Many more 'there.' And I'm not even talking about people serving our country. 9/11 was terrible, but so has been the response.
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9/11 was terrible, but so has been the response.
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And how could retaliation for such an act of terrorism be anything but terrible ??
Can you morons with your anti-war blinders just go away, just for today, please? This is about remembering those lost a decade ago, not discussing how bad you think the response was, or how the US Government is also terroristic.
Start your own thread about the merits of the altercation in the desert. But please, in this thread, just shut the **** up.
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Even though I was 5 when it happened. I still feel sad.
PS I'm watching the documentary on History Channel
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TravisBean said:
And how could retaliation for such an act of terrorism be anything but terrible ??
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Sorry, but I don't believe that this was somehow justified, or the only response, and I'm not sure how you can justify the response to what was a terrible event in NYC.
Its not about 'being terrible' in terms of a response. Its about going into places we didn't need to go and responding by killing countless numbers of innocent women, children and innocent people as a whole.
You can't justify the response. In any way. 9/11 was terrible. What has happened since has been just as much so.
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I personally find it pretty disgusting that this thread which was clearly intended by the OP to be one of remembrance has turned into an argument. Go and argue in PMs or something.
Nigeldg said:
I personally find it pretty disgusting that this thread which was clearly intended by the OP to be one of remembrance has turned into an argument. Go and argue in PMs or something.
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This is just another example of how the XDA community as a whole has been getting worse and worse. Great intentions by the OP ruined by people more intent on starting controversy.
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You're right. But its hard to ignore what has been going on for the better part of this last decade when you think about 9/11.
A terrible day, without a doubt.
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Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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You start feeling like you need everything and you start feeling hungry for no apparent reason lol
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You know you're broke when your wallet's empty.
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You know you're broke when you have to empty your lawnmowers gas tank to put gas in your car.
You know you're broke when everything seems expensive.
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Lol true!
You don't deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you
You eat ramen every night for dinner.
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I loooooooove ramen. Broke or not, I eat ramen whenever I can. Lol
You don't deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you
Being Asian, yes. Us Asians love ramen.
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Also you know you're broke when you watch TV on a black and White stereo from the 1950's and you dig stuff up and use then from the junkyard.
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You know your broke when your always bumming some money off family till next payday.
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Koizuma said:
You know your broke when your always bumming some money off family till next payday.
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Lol.
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You know you're broke when you sell your car for gasoline
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PG101 said:
Pics or it didn't happen!
PM me when you are ready to upload pics and I will reopen the thread.
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You know you're broke when you're begging for gas money at the gas station to drive your son to the er, with bleeding head wounds.
I'll never forget that day, or the woman that filled my tank.
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You know you're broke when you're begging for gas money at the gas station to drive your son to the er, with bleeding head wounds.
I'll never forget that day, or the woman that filled my tank.
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That's why they invented ambulances.
No insurance, made too much money for government assistance, spent $2k a month out of pocket on my wife's medical bills (she was denied insurance from every provider), and the cost of an ambulance would have hurt when we got the bill. He ended up with several stitches, but no other harm.
I could write a novel, but it would be too depressing. That was 6 years ago, things are a little easier now.
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jRi0T68 said:
No insurance, made too much money for government assistance, spent $2k a month out of pocket on my wife's medical bills (she was denied insurance from every provider), and the cost of an ambulance would have hurt when we got the bill. He ended up with several stitches, but no other harm.
I could write a novel, but it would be too depressing. That was 6 years ago, things are a little easier now.
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Glad to hear you got through that. Sounds really tough.
On topic: ykyb when you ask your younger brother for money.
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Im glad things are easier now, for you.
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Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
Nice
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That was my nexus 7 that you nicked. Give it back lol
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poults said:
Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1957971 - Sound familiar?
He is joking! (Right?)
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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If this is a joke, yes that is a bad one to say. Seriously, who in their right mind would joke about stealing stuff.
Not cool to joke about something like this, not to mention filling the board full of junk threads.
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Garbage.
Closed
I know this is prob against the rules here. But this is a missing girl we are talking about. What if this was your child. Would you want this being deleted and not shared.http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/396829/3/Willow-Long-missing-since-Sunday I didn't known of a better way to spread the word besides the locals. They won't do an amber alert yet. It is sick we have the technology and it isn't nationally broadcast yet. This is a massive community and I pray that you pass this on. Thank you and god bless.
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Really long stretch here. But ias there a way to have this thread copied to a few other places. Or maybe a headline? I known I am pushing my luck here. Thanks.
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They found her body. 22 year old uncle in custody. From that area per se so I have been following this closely. Mom sounds like a real POS too.
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