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Best dating advice for a XDA Developers nerd?

What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.

qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.

i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?

Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd

If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones

Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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qipengart said:
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Chav up a lil bit then
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(Jk by the way )

MacaronyMax said:
Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs

flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this

M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!

flyboyovyick said:
You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was

He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes

MacaronyMax said:
Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.

Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.

Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit

Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.

rorytmeadows said:
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.

the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes

XDA are mind readers.

I know this post does not belong here, but it does not belong any where.
The story is like this: I decided to finaly root my HTC DHD. I came to work, turned on my computer, surffed to xda and on the front page, second post was "How to Root the HTC Desire HD".
XDA knew what I wanted and brought forth the relevent link.
So basically what I am saying is, Thank you XDA.

oradul said:
I know this post does not belong here, but it does not belong any where.
The story is like this: I decided to finaly root my HTC DHD. I came to work, turned on my computer, surffed to xda and on the front page, second post was "How to Root the HTC Desire HD".
XDA knew what I wanted and brought forth the relevent link.
So basically what I am saying is, Thank you XDA.
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Sweet! I'm going to press XDA for the correct lottery numbers...

MartyLK said:
Sweet! I'm going to press XDA for the correct lottery numbers...
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I suggest you first make sure it works for you too.
close your eyes, wish really hard and press enter to go to xda site. if you got what you wanted on to front page, you can upgrade your wish to silver star and buy the winning ticket.
I passed the trials, so I am shooting for a mega yacht now.
*Come on xda, make a post called "How to win a yacht".

oradul said:
I suggest you first make sure it works for you too.
close your eyes, wish really hard and press enter to go to xda site. if you got what you wanted on to front page, you can upgrade your wish to silver star and buy the winning ticket.
I passed the trials, so I am shooting for a mega yacht now.
*Come on xda, make a post called "How to win a yacht".
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lol...damn! It didn't work. Glad I took your advice.

Some say The Stig is an xda-devs recognized developer since 2007

gtrab said:
Some say The Stig is an xda-devs recognized developer since 2007
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All we know is that James May is the funniest bloke on the show.

We also know that american Top Gear is nothing compared to the British Top Gear. Thank God for BBC America

What are you guys talking about? Who os this James and top gear is lame regardless of the country.
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oradul said:
What are you guys talking about? Who os this James and top gear is lame regardless of the country.
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I can tell your not a car guy at all
@intratech: capt slow is funny when he gets his stuff right, but I find hammond pretty dam funny, same with Jeremy(especial when he's joking them or saying stig facts)
From my fist to your face, enjoy.

oradul said:
XDA are mind readers.
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69

Archer said:
69
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what's that supposed to mean???

hiu115 said:
what's that supposed to mean???
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It's an old joke. Think of a number between 1 and 100.

Archer said:
It's an old joke. Think of a number between 1 and 100.
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oh yeah, i remembered it.

oradul said:
What are you guys talking about? Who os this James and top gear is lame regardless of the country.
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is that guy from a movie called nanny mcphee?

LOL! I haven't seen that movie, but i hope not!

hiu115 said:
is that guy from a movie called nanny mcphee?
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No - it's Mrs. Doubtfire.

Archer said:
No - it's Mrs. Doubtfire.
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Nah. Pretty sure he's from nanny mcphee
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hiu115 said:
Nah. Pretty sure he's from nanny mcphee
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Oooookay then.
If it wasn't for his bulging forehead and her ugly face, that could actually be Brangelina.

New Snooping Internet Bill Must Be Stopped!!!

Fight Back: Congress Pushing Broad Internet Snooping Bill
"A direct assault on Internet users" is what the ACLU is calling it. A U.S. House committee has already approved HR 1981, a broad new Internet snooping bill.
They want to force Internet service providers to keep track of and retain their customers' information -- including your name, address, phone number, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and temporarily-assigned IP addresses.
And get this: It's authored by lead SOPA sponsor Lamar Smith.
The ACLU, EFF, Demand Progress, and 25 other civil liberties and privacy groups have expressed our opposition to this legislation. Will you join us, by emailing your lawmakers today? Just use the form at right.
ISPs would collect and retain your data whether or not you're accused of a crime. Supporters shamelessly dubbed it the "Protecting Children From Internet Pornographers Act," but our staunchest allies in Congress are calling it what it is: an all-encompassing Internet snooping bill.
Rep. Zoe Lofgren of California, who led Democratic opposition to the bill said, "It represents a data bank of every digital act by every American [that would] let us find out where every single American visited Web sites."
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Source: http://act.demandprogress.org/sign/snooping/?source=fb

This is horrible. How can you get mad at the government for wanting all of your pertinent information?
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jasecloud4 said:
This is horrible. How can you get mad at the government for wanting all of your pertinent information?
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.F*CKING TROLL
Anyway send an email NAO!!!

When do the riots start
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

I will fill out the forms for my congress critters ASAP!
This neeeeeds to be stopped!
Also, I shared this on my tweeter....err....Twitter!
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Got extra room in that rocket and stuff to make internet work in the rocket?
WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course! I got enough room for everbody! If it gets full, we'll build a bigger one!

Oh you silly Americans, in a few years time when your all controlled by a AI hive mind this will seem so trivial

Lulz at DD
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

deliriousDroid said:
Oh you silly Americans, in a few years time when your all controlled by a AI hive mind this will seem so trivial
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Oh look! Can you see it? It's the US. Yes, your neighbour. You're next Canada! *Evil laugh*

One ridiculous bill after another.

deliriousDroid said:
Oh you silly Americans, in a few years time when your all controlled by a AI hive mind this will seem so trivial
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Don't worry when we come after Canada not even your Mounties will be able to stop us.
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LordManhattan said:
Oh look! Can you see it? It's the US. Yes, your neighbour. You're next Canada! *Evil laugh*
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Sigghhh I know. We are already fighting these sopa related type bill. It's called C-11

jasecloud4 said:
Don't worry when we come after Canada not even your Mounties will be able to stop us.
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You underestimate the power of horseback mounted troops

deliriousDroid said:
Sigghhh I know. We are already fighting these sopa related type bill. It's called C-11
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Wait...there's actually enough people in Canada to have a monitoring bill? I thought that if they wanted to censor you, they'd just unplug the four of you from the national router?
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C-11? What's this aboot?

phatmanxxl said:
C-11? What's this aboot?
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This will give you the jist of it.
http://thelinknewspaper.ca/article/2495

Wow, just wow.
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lets focus our efforts on the internet instead of the deficit... We gotta look like were doing something in this "House"...

Not to hate, but what is it doing here?

XDA is known for being the place for anyone who has enough brains to customize and tweak the Android or WP phone in order to make the full use of the phone, and not only use stock stuff and wait for updates.
Even when you press Ctrl+D ( bookmark the site ) it says Android and Windows.
So it is odd for me to see a forum for Icra...*clear throat*phone on XDA, and even being the first device forum on the list.
It does take you to another site and not stay on the XDA forum site as the other device forums, but I can't wonder as to what this supposedly phone... device... thing ( you get the point ), has to do of being shown on XDA's forums?
HTC DHD

It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone

dexter93 said:
You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone
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Link or it didn't happen

got that part
conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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after all, it says XDA in fine print under the.. devices name on the site, AND it is shown on XDA.
Shouldn't it than be on the bottom of the list instead of the top? or have a a link from the portal?
I'm just being petty about it. plus I'm bored of the internet.
And I have a co-worker here with me who has an Iphone, so I'm trying to make him mad for wasting money of such a thing.
For example, when he was not looking, I switched his SIM card to a blank T mobile SIM (we don't have that company here at all, son't ask where I got the SIM ). he didn't understand what is going on becasue when he checked for a SIM he saw that there is one installed. Iphone users... not bright.

deliriousDroid said:
Link or it didn't happen
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here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729

dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.

dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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Bahahaha, that just made my day

oradul said:
My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.
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see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!

dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.

dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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Still much you have to learn young padawan. Only the dark side this power has.

oradul said:
I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.
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I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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dexter93 said:
I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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I will teach you a new word, it is "Sarcasm". You are welcome.

conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!

DirkGently said:
More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!
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If only it WAS locked in the basement. Like the inbred child from Harlod and Kumar.

Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......

conantroutman said:
Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......
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apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?

oradul said:
apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?
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Have a guess....

Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)

jaszek said:
Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)
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Apple.
Purveyors of dodgy business practices and questionable ethics. Patent trolls and masters of the Walled Garden, with their over-inflated pricing and yuppie appeal. I hate Patent trolls and yuppie's!
The phone's a load of rubbish too!

what does this phone notification mean?

What does this phone icon notification mean on my misses's Note. The phone is not calling anyone but have this notification...
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Maybe there is someone calling you?

ThaiDai said:
Maybe there is someone calling you?
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No... I think it's the phone's lag. Icon is gone now.

Yeah. It happens when the dialer gets stuck after you finish the call
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ThaiDai said:
Maybe there is someone calling you?
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8675 30 neeine
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AndroidSlave said:
8675 30 neeine
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Have you tried to enroll in an English class?

FinancialWar said:
Have you tried to enroll in an English class?
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Interesting. Aside from the fact that I live in Los Angeles, am American, and have a Doctorate, I am not sure if that would be necessary. Have you tried seeing a proctologist?

AndroidSlave said:
Interesting. Aside from the fact that I live in Los Angeles, am American, and have a Doctorate,
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Do you have a link to your publications?

FinancialWar said:
Do you have a link to your publications?
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Yes I have many publications by graduating law school. I wrote the declaration of independence; maybe you have heard of it. Thanks for your interest.
Do you have a purpose on xda aside from asking if you can install iOS on android (and trolling)?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=42766128
PS: my post which, for some odd reason, made you feel I don't have a grasp of the English language was a fun reference to http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny "mate"

AndroidSlave said:
Yes I have many publications by graduating law school. I wrote the declaration of independence; maybe you have heard of it. Thanks for your interest.
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haha I thought so. PhD of crapping.

FinancialWar said:
haha I thought so. PhD of crapping.
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You thought so what? I have a Juris Doctorate. That's 4 years of college and 4 years of law school.
What do you have? Exactly.

AndroidSlave said:
You thought so what? I have a Juris Doctorate. That's 4 years of college and 4 years of law school.
What do you have? Exactly.
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JD isn't PhD, it's master degree.
You can get both JD/MBA qualification in just three years from University of Melbourne, a program which I planning on applying.

And my penis is bigger than both of yours... Can we stop this inane flaming please, totally pointless.
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SpyderTracks said:
And my penis is bigger than both of yours... Can we stop this inane flaming please, totally pointless.
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This isn't about ego, this is about misrepresentation and claiming something you're not, the guy thinks he is a Doctorate or trying to fool others into believing that he's a Doctorate.
It is not Juris Doctorate, it's Juris Doctor, you'd think someone who spent 4 year studying for a qualification would at least know the name of their qualification.
In Commonwealth nations, JD is classified as Masters but teaches the same thing as a LLB program, so in reality, JD is really just a bachelor law degree, the only difference is that you need a bachelor degree in another discipline to enroll in JD, that's why it's classified as a postgraduate or Masters.
Things are bit different in the States, but still JD is not a Doctorate, in fact, in the States, JD is the first law degree since there is no bachelor law degree.

FinancialWar said:
This isn't about ego, this is about misrepresentation and claiming something you're not, the guy thinks he is a Doctorate or trying to fool others into believing that he's a Doctorate.
It is not not Juris Doctorate, it's Juris Doctor, you'd think someone who spent 4 year studying for a qualification would at least know the name of their qualification.
In Commonwealth nations, JD is classified as Masters but teaches the same thing as a LLB program, so in reality, JD is really just a bachelor law degree, the only difference is that you need a bachelors another discipline to enroll in JD, that's why it's classified as a postgraduate or Masters. Things are different in the States, but still JD is not a Doctorate.
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No, it's about flaming and has nothing to do with the thread title. Send each other pm's if you want to continue.
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You really have no clue what youre saying. I have the diploma on my wall in front of me.
Right from Wikipedia: " Invariably an earned doctorate, the J.D./D.Jur. is equivalent in academic rank to the Doctor of Laws or Legum Doctor (LLD or LL.D.)."
Back on topic: how do I remove icon? Duh
do some research before making asinine false assertions.