A song parody about Android. - Off-topic

So I've stumbled upon a lyric page for a song parody about Android Lollipop set to the tune of Millie Small's "My Boy Lollipop". Thought I'd give it a sequel of sorts, especially as the A7-30 GC tab I use caps out at Lollipop no thanks to Lenovo, so here it is:
Stuck on Lollipop, the kernel source ain't showing up
For my outdated handy
Not so fine and dandy
Whoa, oh, stuck on Lollipop
Hardware maker's lazy
Or partition's tiny
Just adds to the woes
In US some telcos are late or slow, and software update's no go
And more so with knockoffs or little-known's, of which new firmware's no show
Stuck on Lollipop, no point to this, I'm giving up
Unlike the Kindle Fire
Or let alone Desire
Stuck on this Lollipop
*harmonica solo*
In US some telcos are late or slow, and software update's no go
And more so with knockoffs or little-known's, of which new firmware's no show
Stuck on Lollipop, no point to this, I'm giving up
Unlike the Kindle Fire
Or let alone Desire
Stuck on this Lollipop
Stuck on this Lollipop
Stuck on Lollipop
Stuck on Lollipop
Stuck on Lollipop
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Lol I'm glad you like it mate!

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Froyo again taken offline until middle of November

Bad news for Samsung the Galaxy S owners among us. Samsung had started rolling out the update to Froyo (Android 2.2) but has released the update again taken offline. The reason is the large number of complaints about the speed of the Galaxy s after the update. Also came bugs above table. Apparently works the OS on the Galaxy S not as it should and can display the programmers of Samsung.
Many users complained, inter alia, on Twitter about the slowness of the Galaxy S while the update of the speed goes up. This is due to the speedy Dalvik JIT-compiler based Froyo.
As the flag there now hangs in the middle of November the update will continue to be rolled out. Hopefully, Samsung has set aside enough time to solve the problems and the update actually going again in november. In addition to a speed improvement must in particular GPS also run more smoothly.
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LMAO
nice pic
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lmao! too funny

[Q] Guaranteed update changed?

Hi!
Someone knows why Motorola changed the text on the presentation page of Moto G (2nd Gen.)?
They said that Moto G 2nd Gen. would get the lollipop, but now they say that there is, at least, one software update of 4.4.x.
It makes no sense!
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May be it is because the Moto G 2nd Gen users started annoying the Motorola Customer Care about Lollipop which is why they popped the Lollipop bubble with that message.
In other words they are probably saying, "Surprise users you aren't getting the Lollipop till mid 2015"
Nope that highlighted sentence still says we will get at least one update to the current KitKat that is already on the device, technically this could mean we could only get one update to say 4.4.5 (if that existed) but it means that we will get 5.0 (and hopefully another to 5.0.1 or higher to iron out all the bugs ).
Although I do see how you read it as it would get an update to 4.4.x, but it actually reads it will get at least one update from its starting point of 4.4.x.

Lollipop update?

I just got an update pushed to my phone. First is it lollipop? Second, should I accept it? Like will it destroy having root or anything again?
I figured I'd post in general just so there could be a spot for discussion about it.
What version of Android are youon? 4.4.2 or 4.4.4? If the latter then it possibly could be Lollipop. What's the size of the update? A lot more info is needed.
Dankchild said:
I just got an update pushed to my phone. First is it lollipop? Second, should I accept it? Like will it destroy having root or anything again?
I figured I'd post in general just so there could be a spot for discussion about it.
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Post a screenshot or something so I can figure out.
Lol... why I dont believe in L for our note
Other working ROMs on AT&T: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2938919
It isn't Lollipop. Just installed the update. To be honest the only change I've noticed is that I now have the Uber app. That might have been there before and I never noticed though.
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I was unable to update my note 3 but the size was 469 mb or something close to that.
Security patch
admin

{ Rootophobia }

i would like to add new word in android forums
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Alrighty then...
Oh god, blue Comic Sans..... as if that font wasn't enough of an abomination on its own...
????
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The solution to this fear is get a Nexus..
Great Power comes Great Responsibility ...
Use it in a sentence?
The word with the opposite meaning is rootofilia.
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The solution to this fear is get a Nexus..
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If only that were true - I got a Nexus 5X earlier today, which was totally unexpected (I had a faulty G2 which I sent off to repair, the shop lost it and gave me a store credit to replace it) and I don't yet have a USB A-C cable, so I can't!
That's definitely a first world problem but I've never owned any Android device, let alone a Nexus which wasn't rooted/running a custom ROM by the end of the first day I owned it :crying:
Clearly, I'm a rootophile!
Wow, well i have rootophobia, or maybe are brickphobia.
I've got a binary disorder, Rootophobia. Causes massive RAM consumption and migraines.
And here I thought rooting was instinctual.

Samsung Tab S 10.5 WiFi 190mb update

It doesn't list marshmallow.
Update: OMG, it's still 5.0.2 and not 5.1.1 yet. Build is T800XXU1BOL1.
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haha that's bull.
Sent from my Note 4
This is the last build aye??
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4oyFs4_YlP9LU5HeWtRUF9JY0E/view
any changes?
I can't find anything about this update. Does anybody know if this is just a security update or if it brought any new features? Just happened to plug mine into smart switch last night and it was there. I don't notice any changes however.
-Danielle
Mine updated this morning. Was terribly sluggish the first few reboots after installing which worried me but then I wiped cache and it was fine. I cannot notice a single difference compared to the 5.0.2 with the October update (that helped performance but at the expense of battery life)
got this update yesterday doesnt seem to change anything
This could be all the fixes before marshmallow
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I just had a look on the Tab S2 Section, The Wifi only version is still on v5.0.2, while the cell enabled version can have v5.1.1
John.
I didnt notice anything. Samsung is super slow with update. Now I know. I think everybody does except if you buy Nexus.

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