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Hi all, I had a moment in which the heart leaps into your throat then plummets to the depths to kick you in the testicles today... I dropped my beloved Vario III... could not believe my luck however as by reflex I stuck my foot out and it landed on that before hitting the road (concrete, ouch) and not a scratch on her... sigh, what a relief... TBH I was surprised at how tough it is. Probably not interesting but thought I would put it out there...
I gotta had it to you, that is a pretty scary story. I've dropped my old tilt before two times and had it live on me, then it died a pathetic dead by being plugged into the wall and getting a rlod.
Where is the honor in that death? You tell me!
Shadowdh said:
Hi all, I had a moment in which the heart leaps into your throat then plummets to the depths to kick you in the testicles today... I dropped my beloved Vario III... could not believe my luck however as by reflex I stuck my foot out and it landed on that before hitting the road (concrete, ouch) and not a scratch on her... sigh, what a relief... TBH I was surprised at how tough it is. Probably not interesting but thought I would put it out there...
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It must be the Lunar Eclipse.
My Vario III deceided to launch itself from my pocket as I was getting in my car today. I went through the same feelings you did. Unfortuantely my footwork is not upto the standards of C Ronaldo and it hit the concrete and shed its battery cover. It has been left with a skuff on one corner but I think I got off lightly.
Note to self.. dont forget your case.
Hi
Just got bored and paranoid so started off this thread lol.
Whats the WORST thing you have ever done? Got into trouble or not?
i can write a book...
but off the top of my head...
1) shot my friend between the eyes with a pea shooter. i could have taken out his eye. he owes me an asswhooping for that.
2) got a girl pregnant when i was 15. didn't speak to her in school after her parents forced her to give up the baby.
3) i was a class clown so i clowned many people into submission. i might be responsible for a few suicides.
4) crashed my car into someone elses car that i knew (not friends but an associate) and didn't tell him.
5) stole stuff when i was a kid
there are a lot more but i'm pressed for time. i used a be a real piece of ****.
Broke up with a girl using a post-it note. Shes never been the same again lol.
took 9 sleeping pills every night for 2 weeks b/c my gf left me
threw a blackcat(firework) in a toilet at a friends house and it made a hole on the side.
lol... some funny stuff there
Worst ive ever done is probably is tresspassing lol
broke up with the GF on holiday (cheated on me) and accidently misplaced her passport before i flew home the day before she did.
Also left her with my dirty pants and socks in the suitcase.
Pushed an old lady off the back of a double decker bus before it had stopped, thought i was doing her a favour - mind you I had just drunk a bottle of Whisky and half a bottle of rum I was sixteen then...
She would have been well happy seeing them cart me off to hospital to be stomach pumped an hour later but she was probably already in the hospital herself.
Is the Statute of Limitations Up?
After checking, it is not so here is a lesser one....I once slept with a guys wife in his apartment and then ran into him on the way out the building. Since we were just casual associates I gave him the head nod and kept it moving. I felt bad later cause he was a cool dude, but not the next time cause she was amazing in the sack!!
I got caught smoking the Herbal delight by some undercover cops in High School and then had to take a drug awareness class with my parents once a week for 6 weeks instead of paying a fine....
Worst thing i've ever done was spraying too much zippo fuel in a zippo, then gave it to a friend and he lighted it up in his bedroom. Whole house was gone in 20 minutes. He never blamed me and i've never told him it was my fault really.
Is it just me, or has anyone else had to put their hand down a toilet?
Or after a night out partying, phone an ex, only to have the phone violently meet with the ground and disintegrate into tiny pieces (sim card to be found the next day, haha)
Tell your story (funny now, but not at the time) of your past phones deaths...
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MJ-12
Wtf what r u saying ... U smashed ur phone to ground?
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Damn i smashed my previous Nokia 5800 but nothing happened to it
Phone flew outta my coat pocket last winter when I started running, smashed all over the road but was still good. Then a few months later was drunk wrestling with my dog and it fell outta my pocket again, my dog found it and chewed on it, plus it rained... Had to search most of the next morning for it, recharged it still worked fine but super chewed... Then the last main thing, I was getting out of a car and it was on my lap, it landed face down with extended batt. on cement and the digitizer finally blew... I've since replaced every part on the phone except the LCD and mobo... I still love this phone and the devs that keep it more updated then then the newest phones out there... Thank God I haven't had to fish in the toilet yet:-o
Bikinis off, evo...
Once i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to throw my 2 week old Nokia (this was when Nokia were the top dogs lol) in the air pretending i was scoring a goal and kick it nearly breaking my foot in the process and my phone smashes to pieces
jonny68 said:
Once i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to throw my 2 week old Nokia (this was when Nokia were the top dogs lol) in the air pretending i was scoring a goal and kick it nearly breaking my foot in the process and my phone smashes to pieces
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LOL, did you score?
MJ-12 said:
LOL, did you score?
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woke up the next day with a bruised foot, nasty hangover and no phone
[i highly doubt ill be doing anything remotely like that with my GS2)
jonny68 said:
woke up the next day with a bruised foot, nasty hangover and no phone
[i highly doubt ill be doing anything remotely like that with my GS2)
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hahahahaha! Outstanding, made me laugh lol....
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MJ-12 said:
Is it just me, or has anyone else had to put their hand down a toilet?
MJ-12
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I actually killed a phone in a toilet I was out partying and I was really drunk. I had to pee and while peeing I had my thing in the left hand and was trying to text with my right hand (which is extremely difficult when the letters on the keyboard are moving around ;-) ) Suddenly I drop it straight down the toilet and I was just like "whoops" and I picked it up. It was dead
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Me and a friend used to send the occasional poop pic back and forth. After a morning of too much coffee I released an extra frothy concoction into the toilet and decided it was pic worthy for our chain letter. I dropped the phone into the toilet, quickly grabbed it out and rinsed it in the bathtub. It worked for about two weeks after that but slowly gave in. it was a crappy pantech flip phone. Good riddance. On the plus side nobody would ask to use my phone after that.
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Me and a friend used to send the occasional poop pic back and forth. After a morning of too much coffee I released an extra frothy concoction into the toilet and decided it was pic worthy for our chain letter. I dropped the phone into the toilet, quickly grabbed it out and rinsed it in the bathtub. It worked for about two weeks after that but slowly gave in. it was a crappy pantech flip phone. Good riddance. On the plus side nobody would ask to use my phone after that.
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Lol now that is random, not sure what is worse the what happened to the phone or the story behind what happened looooool.
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I was walking through a McDonalds drive-thru/car park area with my wife and we were having an argument. Out of exasperation, she flung her bag around, and her Sony Ericsson k750i flew out and hit the tarmac, a group of guys were watching not far away.
As I skipped over the get the phone, a car came out of the drive-thru, and despite protests to stop, drove straight over it wheel first. As the crunch happened, the group of guys all went 'ohhhhhhh' at the same time. It was complete dead, shattered screen, and a few mm thinner lol. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but glad I had insurance for a next day swap!
i had a sony ericcsson w580i that had a good little run around the insides of my washing machine (by accident of course - forgot to check my pockets beforehand)
the phone still worked fine, but the washing machine went on strike at that point (something about unauthorised foreign objects..)
i never tried 'cleaning' a phone again!!
Many years ago when I was on my way to work.I was talking on phone with my client. Some dude bum on me really hard accidently and my phone flew over to the road and a car ran over it.
the phone were disembowelled and I pick it up, the call still connects and I finished the call with the client with that naked disembowelled phone.
It was an old school Nokia 3310 lol.
It's not dead technically but since the chassis and keypad and screen were all broken .so
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@jpxdude, and darkinners.
Would love to have seen these incidents, the shock on faces as the phone gets trashed... lol
Priceless
As said, am sure it was far from funny at the time, but hey it is now.
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motodude said:
Wtf what r u saying ... U smashed ur phone to ground?
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ahh, basically, yes
More of a fail on my part lol. Had a Samsung u900 and pulled it apart because the keypad was being funny. All went well until I realised I couldn't put it back together. I don't know if a clip broke or what but the internal components never sat right afterwards haha.
Back in high school during my stupid and naive days, my Sony Ericsson k610i's paint was peeling pretty badly. So I idiotically painted it black and went to school. Answered a call and the black paint transfered to my face without my knowledge. I took some serious ridicule that day haha. So I got rid of phone and used a spare for 6 months til contract ended lol
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Haha I accidentally poured Ice-cream on my Old Nokia once and the thing just fried Poor phone
LOL I had my hand in a toilet to recover my blackberry and my old iPhone 4. Took them out of my pocket before a shower, and slipped right from my hand into the toilet. Both times
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alanthemanofchicago said:
LOL I had my hand in a toilet to recover my blackberry and my old iPhone 4. Took them out of my pocket before a shower, and slipped right from my hand into the toilet. Both times
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both of them? seriously man, be careful. others have old school phones, you have high end phones.
OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD
This is an easy one.
Don't do it again.
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LOL hahaha advice taken
invasion2 said:
OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD
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It will have hopefully taught you a valuable lesson about maturity... You throw something up on a roof... How do you expect it will get down? Someone will have to go onto it and fetch it...
If you fell, it was your own fault, and I guarantee you would have never dared throw something onto the roof again (after you got out of hospital)
definitely illegal haha, good lesson though!
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what kind of ball is it?
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All sorts...basketballs, kick balls, tennis balls, baseballs.
i smell a lawsuit?
LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.
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LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.
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Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts
Waddle said:
Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts
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Lol...2nd time this week alone I've been sent to the principle's ...but the roof thing really pisses the living sh!t out of me...and the teachers just left us! Oh well, I just got dirty and a few cuts
Inquiring minds want to know.
I remember once in class, I farted so loudly and blamed it on the kid behind me. And the teacher actually loled!
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Pull my finger!
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This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories
Ph0enix_216 said:
This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories
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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.
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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.
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Yeah, that part is a bit exaggerated. It's fun to joke about though. Kinda surprised they didn't kick him out, it was that bad.
I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.
veeman said:
I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.
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How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?
Ph0enix_216 said:
How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?
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Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.
Tis a sweet flatulence of life when bamboo expels oxygen.
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veeman said:
Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?
I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.
Ph0enix_216 said:
Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?
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Um, as his avatar demonstrates, he is a stalk of bamboo, hence he produces oxygen. You, as part of the animal philia, you expel mostly CO2
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I work at a restaurant. So I crop dust the sections of servers I don't like.
Just wanna pop in here say that Crop Dusting is an art form. I also crop dust the corridors in between switching classes.
Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.
Ph0enix_216 said:
Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.
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I've made my son exit the vehicle and walk home for repeated intentional car farting.
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I was in line at walgreens and had to fart so I dropped my wallet and had to bend over to get it and as soonb as i did BOOOOM there it went one loud ass WET fart .Dripping down my leg with shorts on and it stunk like dog poop. About 5 people walked ouit of line to the next and I dropped my stuff in the nearest shelf and got the heck out of there and drove home and changed my shorts...
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I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.
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Where's that thanks button?
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Lol disgusting.
But if something, it has got to be an quiet agent.
Usually those smell the worst too.
WHY do we need this thread?
The OP should be banned!
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