the benefits of using PM's - Off-topic

lots of problems and misunderstanding and such
would prob be solved if more people used PM (personal message)
to communicate when they had a message to a surden member
at times posting such messages for all to see can cause problems
and may be seen as washing ones dirty landury in public
a personal meesage is when one have a msg for a person
and a post is when one feel it necessary to share this msg with everybody
might save people from a week of banning one of these days...

finnaly here is my man
you look to be more fun than your avatar
cheers

Unluckiest_Atheist_pianis said:
finnaly here is my man
you look to be more fun than your avatar
cheers
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since you lost your job it seams you feel boring? take it easy chief!

thanks, at least one read my article about waking to death
but I'm surviving

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Unluckiest_Atheist_pianis said:
thanks, at least one read my article about waking to death
but I'm surviving
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My Arabic is not the best, But as I think it is written in Quaran : Hayrihi we shehrihe minallahu taala!!!!
Every one experience in his live up and downs. One more then other. However that is not means the end of live but is a challenge that have to master.
Yes I have read your post and please dont take it as a offense what I am going to say openly.
Frankly speaking I did not know how to response to your post. You calling some lady's as "beaches" then say openly: "you just wan to have sex "and wonder why they reject you??? Moreover again in your post you blame your BOSS, the Doctors they not giving you the pass, the parents which not supporting you (even as you described they are reach). Sorry I dont know you well but the post indicates me that you are busy blaming other people as then looking what YOU may have own issues!!
As I believe the basic of everything in this live is: YOU NEED TO RESPECT PEOPLE, IF YOU WAN TO BE RESPECTED.
Well you seams to me well educated person going through difficult time which will sure pass. Yes I do also understand you living in a difficult environment which makes you even further unhappy.
What I would suggest you is stop waiting of others! take the control of your live. Use the free time that you now have to upgrade your self. Make a effort to express your thoughts and the political situation that exist in your environment on your Web page. BE a GOOD example of what you expecting from others!
I had also difficult times in my live( I believe I will have it again sometimes) but I always try to make the best of it. I have lost as well my Job but find again a new one. Started as Engineer( which I completely financed it, as my parents was not reach) go up to VP of Large company but also come down and worked as normal Operator. Some times later go up again as Regional Director.
Well What I am trying to say is nothing is lost. it is always a gain. Even from Bad thinks you gain, Gain experiences which you will use later.
Indeed, BE a GOOD example of what you expecting from others and You will find the MAN that you wan to be only in your self.
asselamun alaikum

first of all thank you for caring, that means a lot to me,
- when a lady open her legs up and play with her ***** infront of my eyes, and if I try to do anything, she will rebuke me, and told me by marriage we can have sex, tell me what do you call this lady, this is nothing I have more stories.
I don't just wanna have sex, did u see my playing, I love to hold a girl and cry more than have sex with her, although I'm sex addiced; my **** is hard almost 12 hours a day I need to cum 2-3 times a day or maybe more, but I'm more romantic, I love Chopin, I love to play Chopin the Romance and cry, I spend most of my times a lone playing the piano or crying.
I spend my girlfriend 3 years without a even kiss, and she promise me to make love, I learned the piano for her, and when I played her the most romantic piece ever, she laughed, and about the promise, she told me we can't do that until get married. I dumed her, and she still pursuing me, and I had sex her after 2 years from the 3 years, that mean after 5 years doing her, and still proposing to me, she lives in UAE, she is a docort very beautiful and rich. but she did hurt me a lot, i wish she can read this to tell you how romantic and good guy I'm.
most of boys her have sex by tell the girl I'm going to merry you, and then after that they dump the girl, I have sex only by telling the girl I just wanna have some fun and sex.
becasue I can't lie, so if I say the truth it is wrong. and I'm 24 years old, it is my body needing.
-my boss, I wish you can ask the other emplyees how they told he is like this we have to stand him, but treate us like slaves, and give us less than others Syrian Salaries, believe me I was a slave.
-the Doctors in my college, it is long sotry, but the passing mark was 48, I failed for now
4 years beacuse I have 47, I'm atheist and can't swear, but I write almost everything right, and this year the passing mark become 50 instead of 48, and now I got 3 subjects 48, I never got 48 in college in all 7 years when the passing mark was 48, called it what ever you want, I'm used to that now, I laugh about it.
-I wish I have a poor family, that will not me feel bad at all, but seeing my father and motehr working and make a lot of money, and I was given less than other children whom parntes are less rich than my father only, that is nothing, when I caught my father with *****es more than once and I doubt he gives her money, I didn't see him gives her money, but this is one of the 2 ways to have sex, 1.money 2.love; and he is married 55 years old and she is in the20 (27 maybe I don't know exactly but at half his age), how that would you make feel, he gives money to *****es and I'm his own child didn't give me. belive me that is nothing I have more stories let me cry alone.
- I don't blame other people, I just wanna say I have a bad luck, belive me. I'm very funny and alive I like tio make jokes parties, drink, when I go out, but when I'm alone I play the piano and cry.
- about respecting other people, who can I respect one who defence the rapist who take my land Palestine and kills my people every day, how that could be, for example today israel killed 2 Palesinian children one is 10 years old and the other 12 years old was playing in the gardin; I'll start a new thread about that for you, and you want me to respect the feeling of israeli and other people who support them, I wish there is God to put them in hell, as I wrote before, I don't belive in patriosim or nationnalism but I belive in human, and the israel didn't just respect the human but kills him like an animal it is an racism country, I don't care if its name israel or whatever, I don't care about the relgion, I care only about the human living there.
I'll talk to you like the Muslims, if one killed your father and brother, and raped your motehr and sister, and then killed them after that, and kick you out from your home and you become a homeless, will you respect him.
-I don't wait anything from others, I just like to talk, I just wanna talk I didn't ask anything and dont need anything,
it was in my signature donate, but it was a joke, without a link, and now I remove it, and if you want to see I'll give a pic in my work. I usualy help people, and refuse a charity I don;t need it, I'm just looking for work, and here in Syria cause I can't travel.
-all people who met me here say I'm a very respected guy, and my advice to u don't judge anyone from few writings, the human is more than that.

Unluckiest_Atheist_pianis said:
first of all thank you for caring, that means a lot to me,
- when a lady open her legs up and play with her ***** infront of my eyes, and if I try to do anything, she will rebuke me, and told me by marriage we can have sex, tell me what do you call this lady, this is nothing I have more stories.
I don't just wanna have sex, did u see my playing, I love to hold a girl and cry more than have sex with her, although I'm sex addiced; my **** is hard almost 12 hours a day I need to cum 2-3 times a day or maybe more, but I'm more romantic, I love Chopin, I love to play Chopin the Romance and cry, I spend most of my times a lone playing the piano or crying.
I spend my girlfriend 3 years without a even kiss, and she promise me to make love, I learned the piano for her, and when I played her the most romantic piece ever, she laughed, and about the promise, she told me we can't do that until get married. I dumed her, and she still pursuing me, and I had sex her after 2 years from the 3 years, that mean after 5 years doing her, and still proposing to me, she lives in UAE, she is a docort very beautiful and rich. but she did hurt me a lot, i wish she can read this to tell you how romantic and good guy I'm.
most of boys her have sex by tell the girl I'm going to merry you, and then after that they dump the girl, I have sex only by telling the girl I just wanna have some fun and sex.
becasue I can't lie, so if I say the truth it is wrong. and I'm 24 years old, it is my body needing.
-my boss, I wish you can ask the other emplyees how they told he is like this we have to stand him, but treate us like slaves, and give us less than others Syrian Salaries, believe me I was a slave.
-the Doctors in my college, it is long sotry, but the passing mark was 48, I failed for now
4 years beacuse I have 47, I'm atheist and can't swear, but I write almost everything right, and this year the passing mark become 50 instead of 48, and now I got 3 subjects 48, I never got 48 in college in all 7 years when the passing mark was 48, called it what ever you want, I'm used to that now, I laugh about it.
-I wish I have a poor family, that will not me feel bad at all, but seeing my father and motehr working and make a lot of money, and I was given less than other children whom parntes are less rich than my father only, that is nothing, when I caught my father with *****es more than once and I doubt he gives her money, I didn't see him gives her money, but this is one of the 2 ways to have sex, 1.money 2.love; and he is married 55 years old and she is in the20 (27 maybe I don't know exactly but at half his age), how that would you make feel, he gives money to *****es and I'm his own child didn't give me. belive me that is nothing I have more stories let me cry alone.
- I don't blame other people, I just wanna say I have a bad luck, belive me. I'm very funny and alive I like tio make jokes parties, drink, when I go out, but when I'm alone I play the piano and cry.
- about respecting other people, who can I respect one who defence the rapist who take my land Palestine and kills my people every day, how that could be, for example today israel killed 2 Palesinian children one is 10 years old and the other 12 years old was playing in the gardin; I'll start a new thread about that for you, and you want me to respect the feeling of israeli and other people who support them, I wish there is God to put them in hell, as I wrote before, I don't belive in patriosim or nationnalism but I belive in human, and the israel didn't just respect the human but kills him like an animal it is an racism country, I don't care if its name israel or whatever, I don't care about the relgion, I care only about the human living there.
I'll talk to you like the Muslims, if one killed your father and brother, and raped your motehr and sister, and then killed them after that, and kick you out from your home and you become a homeless, will you respect him.
-I don't wait anything from others, I just like to talk, I just wanna talk I didn't ask anything and dont need anything,
it was in my signature donate, but it was a joke, without a link, and now I remove it, and if you want to see I'll give a pic in my work. I usualy help people, and refuse a charity I don;t need it, I'm just looking for work, and here in Syria cause I can't travel.
-all people who met me here say I'm a very respected guy, and my advice to u don't judge anyone from few writings, the human is more than that.
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Your banned - this time it is permanent - for crude language

you knew someone was gonna say it...
guess he should have used a PM! ;[

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am I a human, or what?

Ok, it will not take long to write what in my mind I'll try to be very shortcut.
First of all I just one say this, if someone take something from me, and I want to say that in my signature, all will attack me cause I'll hurt his feelings, I'll hurt the rapist, so if someone want to take something from me, I have to talk good about him, or more strict action will be taken against me but with regret.
Anyway, I work almost 15 hours per day for 150 Euro a month; 75 Euro of them for my rent???? And when I told my boss to stop shouting and yelling at me (he always did even I didn't do anything wrong) he fired me??? He wanted me to be his slave; even he is Muslim and believes in GOD. So I'm unemployed again.
I'm in college now for 8 years; I suppose to finish from 4 years, always I need 1 mark to succeed, but doctors take bribes here, to make us succeed, and I don't have much money to pay them.
Every girl I talk to, from the first date only want to get married, from the first date ask about married, and I don't want to, it is like I talk to a girl then I'll merry her; I have to know her better to think of getting married, I'm the dream Youngman for any girl????? I just want to have sex , even most of them are *****es, sleep around, but when it is about me, they become very honest??????? But I'm managing myself; I just had sex before this, but in secret and very fast, I just want to date like most of the world do???????
My family is very rich, but when I ask my father money he always tells me, what is my matter? And refuse to give me, I live alone fro a long time and don't speak with my family long time ago, not because of the money, but they didn't treat me well at all
That nothing if I want to say what is in my heart, but I just want to play my funeral march, so my question, whom will walk in it?
Again, sorry for the bad quality and the lots of mistakes.
Oops, I forgot to say, we need to download all 5 fiels to extract 1 video file, hope that someone youtube it

The How Is/Was Your Day Thread

So how is/was your day? Vent or brag about how your day was!
Mine has just begun and it seems like it will go good. I have a ton of meetings.
is it you in your avatar
my day went in preparing for exam.
Yep that's me.
Good and bad
My day has good news, and bad news....
The good news is I got laid , the bad news is I was by myself when it happened .
LOL that's funny.
GWelker62 said:
My day has good news, and bad news....
The good news is I got laid , the bad news is I was by myself when it happened .
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Eh. I'm 16 so take it easy I has a busy life and I'm only a sophomore so most of you might think of me as a child and consider my day to be of no certain interest to you and you may just disreagard it as stupidity. Stay tuned for the following. This is long since I haven't explained my day to anyone in a long time.
My day today:
Went to school. PE is always fun. Hot girls. Chemistry is a bore. Had a fire drill go off today, but I had to finish my history homework in chem class. Thank god had 5 minutes before class ended. Went to history, talked about some crap and listened to people in the next door room watch Titanic? lol Lunch was a bore too. Math was just math. Spanish was ghey. I hate my teacher. She's a bich. Seriously. Then on to english. Oh my favorite class of the day Our teacher made us do a socratic seminar for an essay that we're supposed to turn in by monday. So our whole class is innocent except me and 3 other kids. Innocent as in like straight edge. No sex, drugs, etc...not even talking about it. (I don't do drugs btw I'm just pointing out what I mean.) But it was weird to talk to this girl I'm crazy about and find out these things that she wouldn't tell anyone. I was quite shocked at finding out at all the things she's been telling me lately. It's weird. I was just thinking to myself. I have this girl's number and everything, but I have practically no idea who she is. I mean I could try and call her and she would respond sometimes, other times she's just eh. I mean it seems like she's using me (cause I'm the smartest kid in my classes not bragging, just saying people come to me for help for various things). Funny how you can solve other people's problems, but not your own. So it's weird. I feel like I'm asking for relationship advice rather than how was my day. I guess it's a crush. I've been torn. I mean I'm 16. So stfu if all you're gonna say is get over it. I've heard it enough. Well. that was my day.
Double post! Ghey! first accidental double post in my life >.> phailz.
i ripped apart HTC update today!!!!!!!!
Kraize said:
Eh. I'm 16 so take it easy I has a busy life and I'm only a sophomore so most of you might think of me as a child and consider my day to be of no certain interest to you and you may just disreagard it as stupidity. Stay tuned for the following. This is long since I haven't explained my day to anyone in a long time.
My day today:
Went to school. PE is always fun. Hot girls. Chemistry is a bore. Had a fire drill go off today, but I had to finish my history homework in chem class. Thank god had 5 minutes before class ended. Went to history, talked about some crap and listened to people in the next door room watch Titanic? lol Lunch was a bore too. Math was just math. Spanish was ghey. I hate my teacher. She's a bich. Seriously. Then on to english. Oh my favorite class of the day Our teacher made us do a socratic seminar for an essay that we're supposed to turn in by monday. So our whole class is innocent except me and 3 other kids. Innocent as in like straight edge. No sex, drugs, etc...not even talking about it. (I don't do drugs btw I'm just pointing out what I mean.) But it was weird to talk to this girl I'm crazy about and find out these things that she wouldn't tell anyone. I was quite shocked at finding out at all the things she's been telling me lately. It's weird. I was just thinking to myself. I have this girl's number and everything, but I have practically no idea who she is. I mean I could try and call her and she would respond sometimes, other times she's just eh. I mean it seems like she's using me (cause I'm the smartest kid in my classes not bragging, just saying people come to me for help for various things). Funny how you can solve other people's problems, but not your own. So it's weird. I feel like I'm asking for relationship advice rather than how was my day. I guess it's a crush. I've been torn. I mean I'm 16. So stfu if all you're gonna say is get over it. I've heard it enough. Well. that was my day.
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well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
the worst weekend which i have to spend the time by finishing my paper
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samy.3660 said:
well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
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Haha. I know. I've been through this before. Btw. I'm indian too
Actually, I felt something. I'm not making her love/like me by force, just waiting for the right time. All that finding your soulmate and the right girl will come to you is bulls**t. No one comes to you if you don't try yourself. It's not like someone will magically fall for you. Life doesn't work that way. That's my personal opinion and it's what I've learned from many of my friends' experiences. But all opinions aside, I've actually made my decision, but thanks for the suggestion.
Kraize said:
Haha. I know. I've been through this before. Btw. I'm indian too
Actually, I felt something. I'm not making her love/like me by force, just waiting for the right time. All that finding your soulmate and the right girl will come to you is bulls**t. No one comes to you if you don't try yourself. It's not like someone will magically fall for you. Life doesn't work that way. That's my personal opinion and it's what I've learned from many of my friends' experiences. But all opinions aside, I've actually made my decision, but thanks for the suggestion.
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yea you are right, actually you have to look for it. But my point was that you shouldnt go to every gal, thinking that she's the one.
Oh, terrible. Is this weekend - when someone disturbs you every 5 minutes?
Eh, hate my family
I had a tiring day from work. Super exhausted and energy-drained for 24 hours working and making errands. I'm glad that is over right now because I just got home. Now I feel like I need something to munch on.
samy.3660 said:
well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
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Good advice. I was a "nerd" back in the day as well. I know a couple of guys who were pretty cool and popular with the girls, not too popular anymore.
Today was a good day for me, I woke up, found XDA, fixed problems which had frustrated me on my XV6800 for weeks in under an hour and then had a good day of work.

Rants thread

Post All Your Rants About Anything You Want....
Try to keep it clean...
Hopefully this wont get deleted...
My Rant to start:
I hate when driving behind someone and they want to make a right hand or left hand turn and turn from the driving lane when there is a perfectly good turn lane.
Dear Apple:
Why you have underhanded techniques to try and muscle out the competition?!
Why can't you just....I don't know....NOT SUCK!?
I think I've lost the little respect for apple that could possibly exist inside the deepest depths of my heart.
But of course the masses of the world will be like "IOS is so revolutionary!" They've just caught up with everyone else!
They still blow.
//rant
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
Apple, Police, My phone.... Get your act together
/rant
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davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
/End Rant
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
/End Rant
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Its fine now, but earlier i want to beat it with a stick LOL
I hate when people call android "DROIDS" and i also hate when everyone wants an ipad, when they are just an oversized iphone or ipod touch for another 400 bucks more I think tablets and ipads are way overrated.
Why can't summer and winter join forces (pun?) together and keep it spring all year long?
Fall is nice, except I gotta rake the dreaded fallen leaves.
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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When I'm on my bike, why do people in cars only look left when I'm coming coming from the right?
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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Why can't MEN (Sparky) put dirty clothes...in say....the clothes hamper? As opposed to my bathroom floor.
(I get the pile theory, I do. Just keep your damn dirty pile OFF MY FLOOR.) Thank you.
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Couple of things that need to be adressed here
TheRomMistress said:
I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated....
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First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....
This is jelly...........
And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....
Secondly, and more importantly......
DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long
Thats not a rant............
Thats nothing but a minor gripe........
If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!
Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.
I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....
I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!
There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.
There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA
It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........
Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.
Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.
And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?
They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" ). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs
They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!
Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......
Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.
Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!
Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....
"It was just a defenceless kitty " they'd cry......
Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??
This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............
Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........
tl : dr
NEED MOAR RANTZ
(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
DirkGently1 said:
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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Errr......well...after the one above, is there any more need for this thread to even exist?
I was going to rant about rants that ranting people rant about whilst being ranted for ranting for ranters that rant about rants but... never mind I guess
orb3000 said:
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
End of rant...
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Well, this is for all rants and not just one rant per thread if you mods want to throw it away thats fine, or how about a giant merge but that may be too much work.. So Mods do what you want, i don't care.
End of not a rant
Rant: I HATE PANTS
Yeah, that's all.
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Exactly! The damn button doesn't work and I have to open quote in multiple tabs and because my computer is slow, it freezes and crashes! I have to turn it back on again (it takes forever to boot) and the god damn button still doesn't work! Oh, and did I mention you have to find a link if you want to put a picture in a post?? If I want to put a pic in a post, I have to first upload it to some stupid site and it takes forever with my slow connection! I don't want my picture as a god damn attachement! Oh, and weather is **** here, and that's because of XDA!! I also blame XDA for global warming!!!*
/end rant
*What I said, is not 100% true. By reading this you agree with the fact, that I'm more awesome than you.
idavid_ said:
...I also blame XDA for global warming!
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There's a girl i like....

Hi! Guys, There's a one girl i like. We've been texting each other since week. i asked her out for dinner or do something else ..few days back and she said she don't mind. we met each other today. i bought some flowers for her. she loved it. than we went on a walk near to her university 2-3 hours. i asked her everything i could. she asked me almost everything. took some beautiful pics. & than middle of between walk she said, she have to online 7 o'clock to talk with her mom P.S. She lives away from her mom. So, She didn't mention about dinner neither i! & than like after half hour i just drop her off and she said she really liked walking with me.& She said she'd wait for my text or call. After 15 minutes i sent her a Message, telling i had a great time with her. Does that mean she's interested in me? Or she isn't ?
Come on you peoples give me your views
It sounds very promising to me! Try to keep the texting to a minimum, unless she's the one who begins it. Instead, call her and show her that you're confident enough to talk in person.
oh, and....
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Thanks dude, lets see where it takes
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Sounds very promising indeed.
But as Dirk said, try to keep the texting down a bit unless shes the one that starts it.
Dont come on to her too strong.
Such things might get a girl\woman to loose interest.
Keep up the good work and and good luck!
Be confident in a good way, but don't ever take advantage of her.
She texting/calling you is a very very good sign.
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I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
TheRomMistress said:
I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
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I guess she could just want to talk.. As friends.. But don't get stuck in that friend thing
Worst part is yet to come, She came into my city for two months only at the end of the august she is going back to her country. She said if i ever visit her country than she will be there for me to help me and all. i think we are becoming good friends. She also said she likes my city more than her city..& don't want to leave. She don't know much about my city. i'm thinking to ask her and show her around my city. Should I ask her out a second time? She loves watching movies in cinema. But she's never been into IMAX in my City T-3
P.S Some introduction about the flower girl:- She's 20..She is from yaroslavl. Single child, gray eyes, Actually i find it very sexy, tall, Slim, She's a bit shy type of a girl. loves walking, loves wearing dresses, Loves volleyball+ 5 years in a college volleyball team , loves cooking!, loves, instrumental music, melody movies, there are lot more but my hands are itching!
Has anyone ever experience this type of girl?
She most likely did tell her mom about you because the relationship is still fresh.. maybe a few months in.
@ - GazaIan
Do girls still share everything!
Dude... it's at a stage called the "Budding Romance". She doesn't tell her mom because she's not sure about you, and she's not sure about herself.
I have to ask, do you even like her in the first place? It does seem that you are excited about it, but ask yourself deep inside that if you like her?
Because if you do, hold on to her. Chances like this don't come by very often, and from your description, she sounds like an interesting girl to get to know.
You can, and should, develop the relationship more. Explore her feelings, and try to coax some emotions out of her. Try to find out, discreetly and indirectly, if she likes you (she does, but the point is to make her voice it out, even in her own head, so that she subconsciously admits to liking you) and then profess your feelings (if you do have such things for her, at least). She is already hinting that being in your proximity has a positive feeling for her, and the next step should be to get her to admit to liking you.
The distance would not really matter. Sometimes, girls say these things out so that you will try to hold on to her. She is afraid that the relationship might have problems too, you know. That's why she points out that she might be leaving town and you should capitalize on your time together. Who knows? She might find other opportunities to stay.
Once you've gotten past the budding romance stage, come back for advice.
p/s: If you do get married and have kids in the future with this girl, I'm calling dibs on the name of the first boy. Yes, he'll be called David.
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Once you've gotten past first base, come back for advice...
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Fixed that for you
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Fixed that for you
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@$$hat...
And here I was, being semi-serious
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!
Flatter her but definetly dont overdue it. Since your with her take her out late and if you can take her to see like the stars and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Make her feel loved every minute she's with you. Also dont always be the first one to contact her. When she does dont give her short answers either. Remember once its true love to remind her how much you love her every single day.
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Bring the fruits, but not the flowers and the chocs yet. If you wanna be her man, you've gotta know how to take good care of her. Chocs for later, once you're sure she's recovered. No flowers as they might cause an allergic reaction (that you don't know of yet) since she just recovered and it might not be a good idea to agitate her systems so soon.
When you do get her the fruits, make sure you try to get an opportunity to cut them up and feed her with it. That'll help create intimacy between the two of you and soon...
Go get her, tiger!
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Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!
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You are IN! Well played.
Don't overdo it with the gifts, just pay when you go out. See if she is up for turning the date into movie and dinner, something simple like pizza perhaps?
Well it seems like she really does like you. The way you explained what you guys did made it convincing. Don't mind the fact that she didn't mention you to her mom. She will when it's the right time. Good luck with your relationship and have fun
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
maheshpatel said:
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
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Erm... try to see if she sees a future with you or not before revealing your feelings towards her. And I sincerely think that it is too soon for you to know if a girl is "The One" for you.
Give it time. You haven't even got into your first argument yet.

IF somebody would pay you to go to prison , what would be your price?

THIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT ! I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS IN A FEW DAYS
IF somebody would pay you to go to prison for Auto theft 1 year , what would be your price?
Please make a realistic amount as possible, lets see what people think about it
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About $1mil if I was taking the blame, cause of charges stacking up while I'm away, plus pay for taking the blame.
If everyone new I was innocent, and I was doing a anonymous review of the prisons or something where people who knew me knew I was innocent and I was just in for the money, $500,000 sounds fair.
Interested what this means though.
On the charges of grand theft? Hell No.
It's not so much the prison sentence that bothers me as the fact that you'll forever have to deal with the criminal record. You'll never get a visa to enter half the countries in the world, you'll never get a decent job again, it'll affect your family, your friends, your kids, your grandkids...
12 of my friends are police officers and detectives. Their association with me would cost them their careers, their jobs and their reputation. They've never done anything to deserve that.
Not worth it.
Even if it earns you 500 million, that money is just as illegal and will just land you in prison again and you'll never see the money.
Besides, 98% of people here wouldn't survive a week in prison.
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On the charges of grand theft? Hell No.
It's not so much the prison sentence that bothers me as the fact that you'll forever have to deal with the criminal record. You'll never get a visa to enter half the countries in the world, you'll never get a decent job again, it'll affect your family, your friends, your kids, your grandkids...
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I'm not really interested in going overseas and work is in demand so I don't believe a criminal record would affect me too much. Besides, it's only 1 year in prison, so the crime wasn't too major.
If out was murder or life sentence or something like that, I would agree with you.
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Even if it earns you 500 million, that money is just as illegal and will just land you in prison again and you'll never see the money.
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HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION ALERT! Your thinking a little too deeply. It's a social experiment, not a life and death situation.
Jesse72 said:
I'm not really interested in going overseas and work is in demand so I don't believe a criminal record would affect me too much. Besides, it's only 1 year in prison, so the crime wasn't too major.
If out was murder or life sentence or something like that, I would agree with you.
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION ALERT! Your thinking a little too deeply. It's a social experiment, not a life and death situation.
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What's a point of an experiment if the answers are all fake? The results are only suited for the rubbish-bin if it's a 'in a perfect world' settings.
OP wanted serious answers, not 'It's a videogame, and nothing you do matters'.
The whole idea of a social experiment is to get an idea of what people would do in real life. As such these are entirely unsuited for the internet, because everyone lies. Everyone thinks they're tough, smart and invincible. Nobody wants to admit they're a 40 year old sitting at home with their wife yelling at them to take out the thrash, or a 16 year old who isn't even allowed to drive yet. No, they're all Rambo.
I'm speaking of bachelor/phd level jobs, not streetcleaners. Even low-level work, nearly every job here requires a socalled 'declaration of good behavior'. (Even cleaning offices and schools). If you've got a criminal record, you can't supply that document and you're not legally able to get the job.
Western Europe's not as accepting of crime as other parts of the world. In the USA you can become a politician with a criminal record. Here you can't even become lorry driver.
As for not going overseas, I want to visit Australia, New Zealand and Canada at least once in my life. You're not welcome there with a GTA charge, nor any criminal charge for that matter.
15 million dollars distributed as monthly payments over 15 years and adjusted for inflation every year.
Freedom is piceless...
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Western Europe's not as accepting of crime as other parts of the world. In the USA you can become a politician with a criminal record. Here you can't even become lorry driver.
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Ok, well I guess that's why our answers are different. In Australia a criminal record does not mean your lifes over, though you can't do certain jobs like a police officer or school teacher. Of course your unlikely to be chosen for the job against someone with the same qualifications, work ethic etc, but no criminal record, but the job I do is specialized, without enough people in the industry, and in no way relies on me to work with children, dangerous explosives etc, so I believe that a small criminal record would not affect me too much.
Besides we were all convicts anyway ?
Different situations, different people, different answers.
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As for not going overseas, I want to visit Australia, New Zealand and Canada at least once in my life. You're not welcome there with a GTA charge, nor any criminal charge for that matter.
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I recommend you visit Australia, it's a great place. When your in New Zealand, make lots of sheep jokes ?
I have relatives in New Zealand.
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Money is money.
Besides its only one year locked up.
If somebody paid me to go to prison? Sure I could for, depends on for how long.
But seriously, he would have to pay me up front, then I would hire a judge to get him into prison!
And that's how we roll
haha, I would sell my soul fro money, no way. I'm a good girl
That's easy... An Emma Watson kiss :highfive:
I wouldn't go if it's me going. But if a friend asked me to assume his identity for a million euros, I'd do it. I'd get out a year later with my record clean and a million euros richer! ?
$60,000 paid all at once upon my release, I'd do it.
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A margarita
I agree with @ShadowLea .
No one here would even survive one week prison.
Basically are almost all the developers here big thinkers, big talkers but they are having a small physical performance in real life.
I won't do it also.
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I stand by my answer, but that's because I already live outside the typical 'norms' of society. I have a job that only requires that I possess the guts and skills to do the job, and that I show up consistently and do it. I'm a roofer. When I get out, people will still need roofs. I don't pay taxes, I don't vote or ask permission to travel, domestically or abroad. I do what I do, and I don't let anyone, including the government, get in my way. I help others before myself. I expect nothing, tomorrow is not guaranteed, so every waking moment is a blessing. A year in prison would not be the worst thing that's ever happened to me by far. I could use a large sum of money to do some really interesting and worthwhile things.
Most XDA'ers probably would have a really tough time spending a year in prison. For me, it wouldn't be so tough. If it's a prison near me, I probably already know a few people there. It's 3 hots & a cot for a year, with a knot of cash at the end of it. Sign me up, I'll smuggle a smartphone in up my butt to stay entertained in my cell lol.
Jk bout the cell phone up my butt
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I would never do this because I could not enjoy the cash earned. Life is short you know.
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I would never do this because I could not enjoy the cash earned. Life is short you know.
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Well sayd there.. short and priceless. But with 5 millions .. i'll do some jail joking
A bit like @huggs, I believe I would be tough enough to stand prison. I'm not some weak developer who lives on the couch of an apartment 24/7. I live in the country, on a farm, I know how to defend myself.
I have nothing against generalisations, but don't use them to describe everyone.
Anyway, @JeremyMartin139, when will you reveal what it means?
Mmm... I sell my freedom for immortality xD

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