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I spend too much time on pc....I love my wife but HOLY **** SHE'S PISSED......I ask her all the time , " would you rather me Shooting Drugs".....?? Or on the computer? WTF.... She's a Wonderful Woman..But I got to listen to her....I guess
Peace
Mike
And you only have less than 200 messages!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!! And Winter is coming......!!!!!!!!!
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That´s right!
My wife also says "You spend too much time on the lap top/ Uni
Cool images mate!
mikechannon said:
Oh dear another poor soul. You've got to realise guys that being a computer fan or a gadget freak is just not compatible with having a partner. It’s like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You just end up with a half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.
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So true. Sad, but true.
That was hilarious. I don't get it from my wife (as i'm a bit to young to marry), but i do get it all the time from my parents :O.
kareem9nba said:
That was hilarious. I don't get it from my wife (as i'm a bit to young to marry), but i do get it all the time from my parents :O.
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Lol same No wife no worries. When I hit college, it's gonna be all bad lol. But my girlfriend keeps me from staying on the computer all day. She bribes me into getting off the computer
Mike! LOL ! You never fail to entertain me, thanks for the laughs!
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Thanks for the support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love You Guys......NOT......I'm 36 years old Not 12 .......and if you really want to know...She wears the pants.....
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Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.
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lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?
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Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)
I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol
Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.
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and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol
Thought this might be kind of fun/interesting. Try to only list a couple and give others a chance to chime in.
Confucius Say
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
Confucius Say
Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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Confucius Say
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
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when i first read it as u were driving a car and saw the girl walking on the sidewalk and then shifted to reverse and continued goin backwards the street with a straight face like nothin happened , all to avoid her seein ya ... was alot more funny ha
Confucius Say...
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
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Oh no!, another super off topic thread
Confucius Say
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius say house without toilet is uncanny.
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Confucius say......
A bird in the hand makes for a messy wrist......
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger"
HAHAHAHA quoted from my grandfather.
Confucius say, you go to jail bad boy!
(sorry couldn't help myself to quote Russell Peters)
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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time
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Get up from bed and go to work!
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He who wastes his time on xda is a total idiot or a complete genius(no gray areas)
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Nothing, as silence is better
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better to be pissed off than pissed on
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girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
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money makes the world go round
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girl who gives you lap dance receives a standing ovation
Confucious says:
When One hung low you might become off balanced.
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Confucius say...
Knowledge not used is like sail boat on dry land ^>^
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You should post funny Confucius sayings here.
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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Ok so what should I do my gf is pissed at me for going out drinking and bowling with my friends when she had to work tomorrow?
Should I (of) ?
A) Take her feelings in consideration and apologize for having fun cause I have the weekend off.
B) Should of forced her to come with me and her being tired for work tomorrow.
C) Or don't worry about it as she will get over it tomorrow and be normal (as girls are crazy and go bananas fir the most retarded reasons).
I think option C is appropriate what do u all think?
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Haha, just sit her down and explain that you're entitled to enjoy your weekend off and you're sorry if you disturbed her.
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psx612 said:
Haha, just sit her down and explain that you're entitled to enjoy your weekend off and you're sorry if you disturbed her.
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Hey that's not an option and u think I havnt tried that? We've been going out for 3 years and half and we live together and she birches and complains.I don't give her enough attention or spend enough time with her.
I think she needs mire gfs to hang out with and go out with and talk to!! I can't deal with her issues that to me I would of dumped off a cliff the minute the hit me! (IE: trouble at work, issues with retarded issues lol)
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I'd say A ,Sorry will mean a lot even if you don't mean it, Plus you don't want it to end over something silly
Also... Hello new Alan
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MacaronyMax said:
I'd say A ,Sorry will mean a lot even if you don't mean it, Plus you don't want it to end over something silly
Also... Hello new Alan
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lol, so everyone who asks for relationship advice is called Alan now
Option D: you nd the boys spend a week binge drinking and visiting strip clubs. After that she shouldn't have a problem with a Saturday night of bowling
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Yeah, go with C. Use it as leverage if she ever goes out.
deliriousDroid said:
Option D: you nd the boys spend a week binge drinking and visiting strip clubs. After that she shouldn't have a problem with a Saturday night of bowling
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That's because she will leave him for good
husam666 said:
That's because she will leave him for good
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Yeah, that might happen to. But you never know till you try. Haha.jks
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Buy her candy and flowers and give her a back rub. Spend the next evening with her watching a movie you rented and eat dinner that you made. Tell her your sorry and that you mean the world to me, I appreciate all you do...yada yada all that corny sh#t you hear on TV. Girls are dumb they wont make any reference from that. Anyways do all that and your clear for a couple weeks.
Well she's still pisses this morning and flowers and candy wont work as she will say :
Are u trying to make me fat?
As for the flowers they only work for a day.
For movie watching that wont work, as we always do that as we don't have much money as we are poor college students
Anyway in about an hour going over to my buddies house to pre drink for a concert and drink this mild hangover away from last night.
I think she needs mire friends as she really only has 1 and she is now a pothead and hardly hangs out with her, and a new one from work that she's only known from work, she needs to have mire fun so she is not *****ing at me every weekend I have off for wanting to go out and have fun and not be a waste if a weekend
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B all the way, take her as an unwilling fun hostage haha
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magicriggs said:
Buy her candy and flowers and give her a back rub. Spend the next evening with her watching a movie you rented and eat dinner that you made. Tell her your sorry and that you mean the world to me, I appreciate all you do...yada yada all that corny sh#t you hear on TV. Girls are dumb they wont make any reference from that. Anyways do all that and your clear for a couple weeks.
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I'm a chick be and I'm telling you this is the correct answer.
Magicriggs: you win a cookie!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm a chick be and I'm telling you this is the correct answer.
Magicriggs: you win a cookie!
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The problem with that is I would have to do that every weekend I go out so it would get very expensive
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The problem with that is I would have to do that every weekend I go out so it would get very expensive
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You don't have to do, that every single weekend just once a month and in between make sure she knows you appreciate her... Words work well for that and are free
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Babydoll25 said:
You don't have to do, that every single weekend just once a month and in between make sure she knows you appreciate her... Words work well for that and are free
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What kinda words would u like to hear if ur bf went out drinking and u were pisses that u couldn't have fun cause u had to work the next morning
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davidrules7778 said:
What kinda words would u like to hear if ur bf went out drinking and u were pisses that u couldn't have fun cause u had to work the next morning
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"I'm sorry honey.
It was insensitive of me to go out and not realize I maybe made you feel left out.
I really love you and I truly appreciate all that you do for me.
I think we need some time just for us and I will make it up to you."
Listen, most chicks eat that crap right up. (unfortunately for Sparky I see it for what it truly is an attempt to get me to stop *****ing and out of the doghouse...but I digress...)
Just keep it along those lines and spend some time with her and you should be fine....
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Ya believe me I think I've used this many times and it doesn't work that well so I kinda gave up on that and wait for her to get over with which usually takes a whole day
I think its just retarded that she does this to me everytime I go out and she is invited to cone but never hangs out with my friends or there gf when she doesn't ever get out and do fun stuff with her friends as she only has a couple and was too quiet in high school and still too quiet now to make them
It only gets harder as more time we are together
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talk to her seriously, ask her what's wrong with what you're doing. There's nothing bad hanging out with friends once in a while. And tell her it's better than cheating like what other guys do.
ok don't tell her the last part, she might get furious with that.
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Seems like everyone actually sleeps at night. Nothing going on here, fb, or g+. Decided to make a place for it. I'm. Generally up late on weeknights and hardly sleep at all on weekends. My pet is even nocturnal. I got a sugar glider.
So what's up?
lol, look like you were the only one up late
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Yeah! One man crew.
Where do you get the energy to ride that bike of yours if you dont sleep??
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Where do you get the energy to ride that bike of yours if you dont sleep??
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I live on monster
I take naps, too. At lunch and when I get home.
My up all nite schedule depends upon...(who else?) Sparky.....
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boborone said:
I live on monster
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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My up all nite schedule depends upon...(who else?) Sparky.....
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Not gonna touch that at all.
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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So I should switch from a drink to a Class A (or B (or C)) drug?
Cool.
DanWilson said:
So I should switch from a drink to a Class A (or B (or C)) drug?
Cool.
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In that order
boborone said:
Not gonna touch that at all.
It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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I didn't mean it like that... what I WAS TRYING TO SAY... was if Sparky works all nite (usually does after a carnival closes as He must supervise the dismantling and packing up of the rides and game and food trailers. Also, He is only one of a few who work there that carry the necessary permits to drive said OVERSIZED TRAILERS). Did I clarify myself?
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I didn't mean it like that... what I WAS TRYING TO SAY... was if Sparky works all nite (usually does after a carnival closes as He must supervise the dismantling and packing up of the rides and game and food trailers. Also, He is only one of a few who work there that carry the necessary permits to drive said OVERSIZED TRAILERS). Did I clarify myself?
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hahahaha
good save jk jk jk
I was just playing earlier hahaha
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hahahaha
good save jk jk jk
I was just playing earlier hahaha
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Sparky leaves on Sunday at around 11am and DOES NOT RETURN until Monday at 5am....Seriously. I don't sleep on Sunday nights/Monday early mornings...
And yeah. Funny. You. Was. :/
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Babydoll25 said:
Sparky leaves on Sunday at around 11am and DOES NOT RETURN until Monday at 5am....Seriously. I don't sleep on Sunday nights/Monday early mornings...
And yeah. Funny. You. Was. :/
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Sunday is one night I actually get a whole night's rest. Normally take a few benidyl and tylenol pm's, maybe a couple beers. Try to wind down at least by 9:00 pm. Wake up at 4:30 am and start my week. I really do have a problem with sleeping, I can't sleep, and it drives my wife nuts. She always wants me to come to bed with her and I can't sleep.
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Not gonna touch that at all.
It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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I guess its different over there, the monster we have is just like red bull, over caffeinated crap.
And Dan, you mean to tell me that your from Scotland and you don't have a healthy heroin habit??
Son, I am disapoint!
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I guess its different over there, the monster we have is just like red bull, over caffeinated crap.
And Dan, you mean to tell me that your from Scotland and you don't have a healthy heroin habit??
Son, I am disapoint!
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http://www.livestrong.com/article/293614-the-ingredients-in-monster-drinks/
I drink the khaos mostly. If the store doesn't have that, I'll get the original.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy
Is that the same as you get?
I work nights so im on the whole 12 hours im at work
Woooooot
Pills are kicking in. I might get some sleep. I'm bailing guys. Sunday and I'm up at 11:20. Need some rest for the week.
I guess I should join in this crew, I mean, I stay up later than anyone else I know, besides some people like Husam....last night I stayed up till 7am and woke up at Noon.
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