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LOL awesome vid

I don't particularly like apple and their fanboys but this guy takes it to the next level. hahaha one of the best vids I've seen on youtube hands down. Good for laughs
**iPhone 3GS shot and burned**
PS: this is not for iPhone loving folk

Lol!!!
Hahaha!
That is sometinhg I wanna do as a relax therapy

Wicked that was pure revenge

thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???

ingerasu said:
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
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I bet somewhere an apple fanboy is weeping in a corner

Ooh! I did enjoy that!

Thank you. That made my day. I cannot wait to show this to my all things Apple loving brother. The look on his face is going to be priceless.

That's a good on about Apple...LOL

Brilliant!

I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.

Shawn80 said:
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
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hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....

samy.3660 said:
hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
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Considering how bad the economy is right now. I would have sold that sucker to someone before shooting it. I mean, does he not have bills to pay? Because i have a stack of em.

Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it

+ Que PPC said:
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
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Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....

samy.3660 said:
Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
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I imagine a HTC of the same dimentions would be the same has to do with velocity

what a damn idiot the guy is...he should've tried the beretta on his left arm...or knee

An HTC user would never do that!!
Only iphoney user could have done that, or even just to gain more publicity...
Anyway I like the way it destroys!!! one shot or 2 or whaetver

All thats left is to do that to ppl from the mac commercials.

LOL
Right up there with this one ...
PC vs MAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1dc

Isn't it great to feel so much better than someone else? Random emotion thread!

OHHH, it feels so good to win! Feels so good to know you're better at life than someone else! AHHHHHH!
Any other random emotions/feelings?

how old are you?

haha 27 going on 6

rorytmeadows said:
haha 27 going on 6
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lol i'm bored as hell i got hella bull**** work to do and i'm procrastinating like no other

My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!

kdj67f said:
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah

tlglegacy said:
I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah
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Thought U were into LSD flashbacks

galaxys said:
Thought U were into LSD flashbacks
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haha never had a flashback, but hey i'm still young it could happen

kdj67f said:
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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That's awesome!

Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL

rootlinux said:
Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL
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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?

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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?
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I'm thinking it is because they are themselves. What's not to be ticked off at :b

mine is...
WTF.... just comes when something isnt right, and that happens randomly...

My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!

fiktion said:
My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!
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Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!

telegraph0000 said:
Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!
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I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).

fiktion said:
I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).
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Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.

G1BRICKED said:
Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.
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you'd feel much better if you listened to techno beats rather than cRAP

tlglegacy said:
you'd feel much better if you listened to techno beats rather than cRAP
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I hear classical music is better

Highschool is the best thing ever!!!!

Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...

lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!

Original Android <3ers! said:
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.

codybear said:
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not

Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?

Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?

codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.

Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little

I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.

Original Android <3ers! said:
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.

Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!

Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.

Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)

I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol

Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.

original android <3ers! said:
and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol

a random thread which should be deleted hint hint

This is random but does anyone else have arachnophobia? p (Fear of spiders etc. )

Yes. My daughter.

I do have Coulrophobia

I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.

Once I kill em' I am at ease.
good day.

When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
But I had one really big just above my bed. Luckily my mum was at home .
So ye, I hate spiders. I'd rather kill flies and not have spiders, than opposite :/.

my wife is. I have a big one hanging on my stairs
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JimJam707 said:
I was gonna be mean and post a pic of a spider but that would be cruel.
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Haha thank you for doing the right thing jimjam

chopper the dog said:
Once I kill em' I am at ease.
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Haha too true
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When they are far away, I try not noticing them, hoping they won't notice me too LOL.
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Aha same you are too lucky that your mom was home. Too

I freak out when I see a spider, but not a holy jesus kinda way. I just get a bottle and release them far far away from my house.

I do! totally scared of spiders, be it small or big. Can't even have a peace of mind until the one I saw is dead but don't do the killing stuffs because I can't do it even in other tiny crawling things. So lucky that in our new place I haven't seen any of it or maybe I just didn't notice them and they're just hiding from underneath any of our furnitures, so scared now by just thinking of it, and now I am getting paranoid.

yes i have too. i hate tarantulas

by the way if you want to rent a car in izmir you shoul better if u visit Ebrar oto kiralama!

there freak me out , even thinking of them freaks me out
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I do! But not tarantulas! I love them in fact.
Its the ones with small thin legs, even though they are pretty big that gets me.
Having said that, my fear of spiders has nothing on my fear of waterfalls.
I can cope with a spider running along the floor.
But I have a panic attack and start crying my eyes out at video's of waterfalls! I latterly freeze up when I see a real waterfall.

Mr. Clown said:
I do have Coulrophobia
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Haha lol miss read that befor haha

. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)

Mr. Clown said:
. Dude, I also hate spiders, but I honestly fear most cockroaches..(I'm a sissy and I jump like a kangaroo when I see them...don't know why)
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ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them

MacaronyMax said:
ahah LoL so you go and get a pic of them
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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.

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Yes, do you see the angle I took the picture LoL?....dude it looks like I used the hubble!...far..far..far away.
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Haha Lol

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?

Sign the divorce papers.

A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.

A cookbook.

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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.

Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.

dude

Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.

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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?

Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.

A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.

Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.

Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.

veeman said:
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck

Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.