Why does everyone hate spam? Its so good, fried on a toasted bun! Especially with mayo, tomatoes, pickles, and cheese......YUM!!!! Afterwards, gonna steal melons from the melon post for dessert!
+1 OMG YAY
Spam, as interpreted by Monty Python: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w
Sorry, couldn't help it
Dave
I can understand why people don't like spam threads. thin meat expands rectal areas
WOOOOHOOOOOO One of my topics got replies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nir36 said:
I can understand why people don't like spam threads. thin meat expands rectal areas
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ha ha ha thats just wrong
jayjay8585 said:
ha ha ha thats just wrong
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undoubtfully
Spam & Melons, Off Topic, more than off topic, it's not even on topic for off topic discussions
because they are useless..like this one
????
This Thread is so stupid......pointless...
mike19722 said:
This Thread is so stupid......pointless...
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If you are looking for threads with Substance, look else where.
This thread in itself is spam
orb3000 said:
This thread in itself is spam
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and yet people seem to be enjoying it.
this is a big step for the xda community
(I will be politically correct and to avoid any complaints say this comment was applied jokingly)
Last edited by JimmyMcGee; Today at 11:50 AM.. Reason: teehee
oh btw, if this is spam i should also be a part of it because im known as the biggest spammer some where
I have never eaten spam; however, I am contributing to spamming the forum right now with this post in this thread
buy your spam here
I offer the best spam at the best price. Click here to purchase.
I've been a trusted seller of spam for several hours now.
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anyone wanna start a poll about whether mike is investing WAY too much in his posts?
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I just want to be a success!
When I was very young I said to my Mum
"I want to be effluent"
to which she replied
"I'm sure you will grow up to be effluent, just like your father"
I think you'll agree I have reached my goal.
Mike
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When one has to visit Wikipedia to understand your joke. Your jokes are too high brow, we need more potty jokes.
Definition of Effluent:
Effluent is an outflowing of water from a natural body of water, or from a man-made structure.
Effluent in the man-made sense is generally considered to be water pollution, such as the outflow from a sewage treatment facility or the wastewater discharge from industrial facilities. An effluent sump pump, for instance, pumps waste from toilets installed below a main sewage line.
To the....hmph....gentleman that said this thread is pointless, HELLLOOOOOOO.....off topic forum is for stupid, annoying, funny, silly, and/or asinine posts! And, just because we are technophiles or geeks doesn't mean we can't have a laugh or just get silly. Chill out, have a brew, kick back, laugh at mikes jokes, and just relax, babes.
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To the....hmph....gentleman that said this thread is pointless, HELLLOOOOOOO.....off topic forum is for stupid, annoying, funny, silly, and/or asinine posts! And, just because we are technophiles or geeks doesn't mean we can't have a laugh or just get silly. Chill out, have a brew, kick back, laugh at mikes jokes, and just relax, babes.
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having a brew and kicking back in the Off Topic section of a forum must be the saddest thing i've ever heard.
i'm gonna solve a puzzle and drink my strawberry juice.
good day
Related
what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.
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I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.
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Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.
Hah! This made my day..
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels
hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!
Firefox + AdSense
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LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !
haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.
This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct
jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)
I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)
Alright stole this game from another Forum but still funny....
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If you don't know who the Michael J. Fox is just google him.
i dont get it
Fox has a medical condition which causes him to shake uncontrollably.
that not parkinsons though...is the exact opposite i thought...which is slow physical movement right or i am ill-informed
two manifestations, i do believe.
so you're right but you're also wrong
Funny till you ****ing get it.
Oh come on, it's all in good fun. We're all going to get cancer anyways (and by the way my Mom almost died of cancer).
It may be good fun, but that still isn't funny. I mean I make fun of fat people (no offense) but I don't think I'd make fun of a person with some deadly disease and no we're not all going to die of cancer =/
Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.
i think this should be deleted, this is just nasty.
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Evidently poker players have a differant sense of humor, this game went like 12 pages deep over there.
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Horrible.
Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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the title wasnt offensive, the content was horrible, kinda resembles the thought patterns of the people that created Hostel and Saw...disturbing.
LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.
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LOLZ. Well that is popular, and IMO we need this kind of humor around. I kind of wonder if Fox himself would laugh at this, he seems to have a fun outlook about his condition.
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Morbid humor? nuh uh
This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA
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This person might disagree with you, he jokes about his death a lot and is inspirational. For realzies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQtwEKlUutA
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why would i care if he would disagree with me? it's my opinion.
You wouldn't, but I was pointing out that sometimes morbid humor can be inspirational, some people actually enjoy a good laugh about their horrible desease.
Oh I got one.
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Now that's funny!
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Jesus Christ, sorry. I never expected to get flamed so bad. Delete if you want, whatever. Actually that's why I named it offensive game, so why even post anything if your offended after seeing the title?
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U are lucky u were just slightly flamed (thank God that some persons are not here).
Don't you feel that after the 10 posts rule all the noobs are comming here and spamming the off-topic with usless crap!!
who cares about an nes cased pc, or how do you feel about a**le
the off-topic used to be a place to chill out not to read crappy threads and I miss the old off-topic, don't you feel the same?
Just a note to everybody with posts less than 100: We already have usless threads just go and post in them, the count to 10,000 is the best example!
I'm pretty sure there's a reason why they call this off topic, but I haven't been on this section too long so what would I know
i believe that's the reason it's called ''off-topic''...
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I'm pretty sure there's a reason why they call this off topic, but I haven't been on this section too long so what would I know
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lol
What I meant is that xda's 10post rule wasn't put so that people get rid of it in the off-topic.
the next thing we'll see is the off-topic full of OMG.. I bought a new heater and it's warming me great.
ban the person above you, blame the person above, count to 10.000, count to zero,... are good threads to gain post count.
i agree !!! theres too many rant vent and rage threads !!!
their message can be usually summed up in 4-5 words (and is usually the title too) !!!!!
and 60% of the time it consists of op b****ing about the other threads in the section !!!
/seewhatididthere
Is this the Ironic thread?
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who cares about an nes cased pc
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Who forced you to read it? It's called off-topic, and it's called a community - you know, a GROUP of people. Not just your forum. In fact it's people like you that post crap like this who give the off-topic forums and community as a whole a bad name.
We then also get people with less than 10 posts (^^^) getting angry for no reason... Well the reason being another post
@mtm lol But it has a point atleast
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We then also get people with less than 10 posts (^^^) getting angry for no reason... Well the reason being another post
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Naw I'm not mad, just wondering why he would point out my post.
But I put him on ignore anyway. BTW, what's up with the "less than 10 posts" point? Is 10 a magic number for something?
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Naw I'm not mad, just wondering why he would point out my post.
But I put him on ignore anyway. BTW, what's up with the "less than 10 posts" point? Is 10 a magic number for something?
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Oh okay My bad didnt realise Soory
Oh you can't post in development forums anymore if you have less thn 10 posts
In the spirit of "off topic", I'd just like to point out one very important factor...
sexual harassment.... panda
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In the spirit of "off topic", I'd just like to point out one very important factor...
sexual harassment.... panda
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South Park xD
Should I start a thread?
"Do you need 10 posts? Click here!!!"
lol
This isn't helping! Or my post lawlz.
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Ah I see. I didn't realize because I'm usually in the IRC channels for the dev stuff. BTW this post makes #10. Someone buy me a beer.
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Ah I see. I didn't realize because I'm usually in the IRC channels for the dev stuff. BTW this post makes #10. Someone buy me a beer.
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Haha Congrats
husam666 said:
Don't you feel that after the 10 posts rule all the noobs are comming here and spamming the off-topic with usless crap!!
who cares about an nes cased pc, or how do you feel about a**le
the off-topic used to be a place to chill out not to read crappy threads and I miss the old off-topic, don't you feel the same?
Just a note to everybody with posts less than 100: We already have usless threads just go and post in them, the count to 10,000 is the best example!
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M_T_M said:
Is this the Ironic thread?
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You definitely are right.
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lol
What I meant is that xda's 10post rule wasn't put so that people get rid of it in the off-topic.
the next thing we'll see is the off-topic full of OMG.. I bought a new heater and it's warming me great.
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OOH
sorry for the confusion
XDA is Powered by vBulletin®
Vbulletin makes it possible to make it so post count is not affected in a specific section, but i'm not sure if that would work for just only 10 posts, but just NO post count here in this section at all.
(some noob will make this thread a I WANT MORE POSTS THREAD, i just know these kinds of things)
Not sure what to do about it?
Maybe I can help
Doesn't have any of the problems I am currently facing.
IB4A.
Sent from my premium leather sofa
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IB4A.
Sent from my premium leather sofa
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Do you ever post anything in a new thread besides this sht? And what rules does this break, or what other thread is thread is there that this one is a copy of that I could have found by searching.
Kids these days..........
Great post!
We got it made I'm thinking...
As a youngsters we actually mixed dirt and water and made mud!
Any toys we got that plugged in or used batteries were a real treasure.
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Do you ever post anything in a new thread besides this sht? And what rules does this break, or what other thread is thread is there that this one is a copy of that I could have found by searching.
Kids these days..........
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Hell yeah!
This is getting way out of hand. The same noobs, posting the same noob db crap. "oh noes, new threadz, musts posts nb4l or other non trolling idiocies noaaa!!!1111!!!!one1eleven!!"
So what is it armor, when are you and the rest of the 12 year olds gonna find something new to do? When school starts back up? Cause it's getting boring. It was boring the 3 time I saw yall do it. Why keep at it? Hell, when are the mods gonna start handing out infractions and bans and stop warning the noobs about doing it time and time again? Do you not realize that empty threats are just as bad and even condone the behavior?
*cough* Consolidated Yotube Thread*cough*
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*cough* Consolidated Yotube Thread*cough*
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and the link? huh, what of it, but nope all you saw was a video.......cough noob cough
It's like when I posted a news story with a link to blog post and video by the AP
Vanessa closed the thread and said it belonged in the youtube thread. Then when she saw her error when I made the point about if the video was taken off, what's the reason the thread would be closed with just the link to the blog post, she couldn't answer and just threatened to infract me.
Ok, so noobs, if the video is gone, what's wrong with the thread? It just so happens to have a video that pertains to the link in it. Why would that post belong in the youtube thread. Or maybe I should post a video from another site. Then it's not a youtube vid, where does that belong?
pfffft....noobs
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Not sure what to do about it?
Maybe I can help
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First question in your link is "Safeway is a whole 10 minutes away, but I really need Twinkies!"
85gallon said:
First question in your link is "Safeway is a whole 10 minutes away, but I really need Twinkies!"
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I know, did you check the answer? Kinda funny what they do to answer your problems.
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First question in your link is "Safeway is a whole 10 minutes away, but I really need Twinkies!"
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Great, I was just getting over that, you had to remind me!! :crys:
boborone said:
Hell yeah!
This is getting way out of hand. The same noobs, posting the same noob db crap. "oh noes, new threadz, musts posts nb4l or other non trolling idiocies noaaa!!!1111!!!!one1eleven!!"
So what is it armor, when are you and the rest of the 12 year olds gonna find something new to do? When school starts back up? Cause it's getting boring. It was boring the 3 time I saw yall do it. Why keep at it? Hell, when are the mods gonna start handing out infractions and bans and stop warning the noobs about doing it time and time again? Do you not realize that empty threats are just as bad and even condone the behavior?
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I know, did you check the answer? Kinda funny what they do to answer your problems.
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No I didn't check the answer. It kept wanting me to sign up and log in to instacart.com
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No I didn't check the answer. It kept wanting me to sign up and log in to instacart.com
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oh it's a service where you get your groceries delivered to you, all of the things have some online solution for your problem
Pleaseee vote for me and my mommy? I been around here for awhile.... just trying to win my mom's a Mothers Day massage♡♥
http://bit.ly/150dEHs
Thanks yall
There's nothing wrong with this thread - it's not against the rules and therefore does not need reporting. Trolling other members, however, is against the rules so I've cleaned the thread. Please keep it that way. If you don't like the thread then please do the sensible thing and just move along.
ty
Awesome, thank you. Some people are just so darn miserable and hateful! Have a great day
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There's nothing wrong with this thread - it's not against the rules and therefore does not need reporting. Trolling other members, however, is against the rules so I've cleaned the thread. Please keep it that way. If you don't like the thread then please do the sensible thing and just move along.
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I'm having trouble understanding how this is allowed when I see other threads in OT not breaking the rules getting closed. I mean, if this is allowed, what should stop me from making 5 different threads. Like "Give TPAM a nickname", or "Would you rather...". I'm fairly positive if I made a thread like that, it would be closed. I'm not mad or arguing, I just want to know how it works.
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I'm having trouble understanding how this is allowed when I see other threads in OT not breaking the rules getting closed. I mean, if this is allowed, what should stop me from making 5 different threads. Like "Give TPAM a nickname", or "Would you rather...". I'm fairly positive if I made a thread like that, it would be closed. I'm not mad or arguing, I just want to know how it works.
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Not the right place for this - I'll PM you.
voted. hope you get it for your mom. :thumbup:
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aww
Thanks! My mom has had cancer three times and now has MS so she definitely could benefit from it
Can't vote. No Facebook, sorry. Good luck.
Sent from your mom.
Okay
Thank you!
Ichigo said:
I'm having trouble understanding how this is allowed when I see other threads in OT not breaking the rules getting closed. I mean, if this is allowed, what should stop me from making 5 different threads. Like "Give TPAM a nickname", or "Would you rather...". I'm fairly positive if I made a thread like that, it would be closed. I'm not mad or arguing, I just want to know how it works.
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Because you're a noob.
Voted.
And if you don't vote OP will find you
(sorry for stealing your photo to put on here, but there's something about chicks with guns here on XDA. lol)
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lol
Bwahahaaaaa I love that gun! I need to go shoot again this weekend
Voted
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Voted
Will vote again every 24 hours if I remember I hope u win.
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ahhhh
Yes I just realized you could do that lol. You guys rock!
woot
We are leading so far. . Thanks guys
Voted, set timer to remind me to vote again..
Say it, Don't spray it.
So sweet of you to do something like this for your mom,
you set a very sweet and caring example of a well raised daughter
hope you win
aww
Thanks! My mom is something special to me, just as most people's mom is to them. She's been thru so much, I would do anything for her
jaszek said:
Because you're a noob.
Voted.
And if you don't vote OP will find you
(sorry for stealing your photo to put on here, but there's something about chicks with guns here on XDA. lol)
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Damn you, can't sleep because too scared of OP. Voted!
lol
Hahahaaaa I'm not that good of a shot yet