R.I.P. mr.shiny - Off-topic

My cat just ate my turtle oh no

sorry for your loss!!!! reminds me of when my cat killed my daughters gerbil..

cali50ex said:
My cat just ate my turtle oh no
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...seriously?

blankd3ckskat3r said:
...seriously?
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Thats what I was thinking.

spiritcrusher33 said:
sorry for your loss!!!! reminds me of when my cat killed my daughters gerbil..
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Thank you, I kno this should not be herw im just so devistated

Was it a box turtle? Because if your ***** ate your box there's no end to the jokes that can be made.
In all seriousness though, sorry for your loss.

Spam Much?

It was a ten dollar turtle from petsmart but I loved him

ebartolon said:
Spam Much?
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No, i don't like spam or I would have fed my cat that duh its a little late for suggestions

cali50ex said:
No, i don't like spam or I would have fed my cat that duh its a little late for suggestions
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Im torn between laughing or mourning.
Ill go with laughing.

Was it a baby or adult turtle?

cali50ex said:
my cat just ate my turtle oh no
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wtf!? How did this go from a cdma hero forum to a shoulder to cry on??!!???!!
Wow!

i'll let the picture speak for itself...amazing this internet thing...

thats why i hate cats
sorry for your 10$ turtle

My condolences

cali50ex said:
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I England you could be jailed for animal cruelty! You should have taught your cat not to go near the turtle! You are not fit to keep animals! LOL! What about the turtle's feelings? Imagine dying from being swallowed by a bigger predator! Like a jockey being eaten by a big rugby player! Is this April Fools day or what?
Mr Shiny has gone into its shell and is waiting to come out on the "other side" LOL! Put your gloves on and wait....

Shame on you

wovens said:
I England you could be jailed for animal cruelty! You should have taught your cat not to go near the turtle! You are not fit to keep animals! LOL! What about the turtle's feelings? Imagine dying from being swallowed by a bigger predator! Like a jockey being eaten by a big rugby player! Is this April Fools day or what?
Mr Shiny has gone into its shell and is waiting to come out on the "other side" LOL! Put your gloves on and wait....
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You have no heart...

I'm sorry for your loss. It hurts to lose a pet. Don't be mad at the cat-he was just being a cat.

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MUFFINS!!
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Pimple or boil?
Close this thread!!!!!!!!!!
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Zac.Santer said:
BaN ThE UsEr
OnLy JoKiNg
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lol nice they probably will so I might as well have as much fun...
Look! A chimpanzee!
YOUR MOM! jk
YOUR DAD jk
Who am i???
yay... work....
Toes!
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My last post on this nonsense thread
The purple duck rides the chicken train at midnight. Mmmmm....Chicken.
the more I poke it...the larger it gets!!
Moomins are scary
La vaca loca!
wHAT THE HELL
Are you looking at my *****?
Zac.Santer said:
wHAT THE HELL
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Look!!!!!! A smurf!!!!
(Summer.2011)

Single Ladies? Fat guy.. What?

So prepare yourself.. You are about to watch Beyoncé
ROFL
Watch the FULL vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lrKhmx2WU
If you don't find this funny.. There is something wrong with you
Another good vid,
Dancing Office Guy
My Humps
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
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lol. <My one word
So funny ,I can't think what about his room and floor.
Added my humps lol
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
karumi said:
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
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hahahahaha
Thanks, needed that laugh
From a phone on an app
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
why do that? just why?! sick and not very funny :O
LMFAO
Haha reminds me of cam from modern family
Where does he buy his clothes from
Edit: Panda's only saying that because he thout he'd destroyed this video but we've found it lol jk
M_T_M said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
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You gotta admit, it is pretty funny!

Who else agrees that after tonights game...

The Vikings should go back to high school football and learn some stuffs. Eh? See, I got this plan where if they get desperate enough, they'll play Favre. Then, he'll get sacked REALLY REALLY HARD, and not be able to play anymore. At all. Ever again. Forever. Until God gets tired... and God don't get tired you ladd'ies.
Wow so many threads today... and I thought I was bad way back when....
I'm just trollin'.
No?? Really??
Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm just trollin'.
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Not but this Thread is serious. Football is serious.
orb3000 said:
No?? Really??
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See orb, im the good one
You have always been
wtf football they use their hands more then their feet.... soccer is real football.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Wow so many threads today... and I thought I was bad way back when....
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HOLY HELL!!! you're back???
nrfitchett4 said:
HOLY HELL!!! you're back???
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I know!
So... This is American Football right??

[Q] What would you do if...

...a person made you feel really crap because you misread the signals?
Drink?
Cry?
Go see football?
Play a prank?
wat if i cant say?
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a <insert word here> what people say about me.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
DirkGently1 said:
^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
wovens said:
Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Think about the trials that others are facing in their lives. Children starving because of draughts, countries devestated by tsunamis, towns flattened by tornados....the impending zombie apocalypse.
I know it's hard to keep things in perspective but just try to focus on the things that matter. Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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^^ Same for me, I'm gonna end up having a few drinks anyway, so I'd do that
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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Yep this for me as well
DirkGently1 said:
Think about ....the impending zombie apocalypse.
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That helped a bunch!
DirkGently1 said:
...Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
iynfynity said:
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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Does this really needs explaining?
When you think you've got the message but you got it totally wrong! And you show your hand of cards and get royal flushed! Royally! Metaphors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
wovens said:
That helped a bunch!
miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
RinZo said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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Hey! Great beat!
DirkGently1 said:
That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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Made my day!

flapflip22s 24/7 Live Video Feed From My Room!

I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
flapflip22 said:
I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
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I want to see you throw burritos at your girlfriend.
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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Nope, just figured it would be fun I guess. I got nothing to lose lol
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
063_XOBX said:
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
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Its kinda kinky.
WiredPirate said:
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
flapflip22 said:
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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It would make for good viewing!
flapflip22 said:
Its kinda kinky.
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
063_XOBX said:
Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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This is gonna be fun. Whos up for some reggae nursery rhymes?
Reggae hokey pokey? I have heard everything now.
Give your GF a chili dog!
85gallon said:
Give your GF a chili dog!
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In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
Sent from my coffee pot.
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Agreed, and I've been watching for about 5 seconds.
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Wtf is this? I don't even....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Wtf is this? I don't even....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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lol your guess is as good as mine. I just hope he takes my advice and has a burrito fight.

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