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R.I.P. mr.shiny

My cat just ate my turtle oh no

sorry for your loss!!!! reminds me of when my cat killed my daughters gerbil..

cali50ex said:
My cat just ate my turtle oh no
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...seriously?

blankd3ckskat3r said:
...seriously?
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Thats what I was thinking.

spiritcrusher33 said:
sorry for your loss!!!! reminds me of when my cat killed my daughters gerbil..
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Thank you, I kno this should not be herw im just so devistated

Was it a box turtle? Because if your ***** ate your box there's no end to the jokes that can be made.
In all seriousness though, sorry for your loss.

Spam Much?

It was a ten dollar turtle from petsmart but I loved him

ebartolon said:
Spam Much?
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No, i don't like spam or I would have fed my cat that duh its a little late for suggestions

cali50ex said:
No, i don't like spam or I would have fed my cat that duh its a little late for suggestions
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Im torn between laughing or mourning.
Ill go with laughing.

Was it a baby or adult turtle?

cali50ex said:
my cat just ate my turtle oh no
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wtf!? How did this go from a cdma hero forum to a shoulder to cry on??!!???!!
Wow!

i'll let the picture speak for itself...amazing this internet thing...

thats why i hate cats
sorry for your 10$ turtle

My condolences

cali50ex said:
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I England you could be jailed for animal cruelty! You should have taught your cat not to go near the turtle! You are not fit to keep animals! LOL! What about the turtle's feelings? Imagine dying from being swallowed by a bigger predator! Like a jockey being eaten by a big rugby player! Is this April Fools day or what?
Mr Shiny has gone into its shell and is waiting to come out on the "other side" LOL! Put your gloves on and wait....

Shame on you

wovens said:
I England you could be jailed for animal cruelty! You should have taught your cat not to go near the turtle! You are not fit to keep animals! LOL! What about the turtle's feelings? Imagine dying from being swallowed by a bigger predator! Like a jockey being eaten by a big rugby player! Is this April Fools day or what?
Mr Shiny has gone into its shell and is waiting to come out on the "other side" LOL! Put your gloves on and wait....
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You have no heart...

I'm sorry for your loss. It hurts to lose a pet. Don't be mad at the cat-he was just being a cat.

Single Ladies? Fat guy.. What?

So prepare yourself.. You are about to watch Beyoncé
ROFL
Watch the FULL vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lrKhmx2WU
If you don't find this funny.. There is something wrong with you
Another good vid,
Dancing Office Guy
My Humps

I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
I'll bet the Beyoncé dude is the biggest homophobe on the construction site.
And thanks for getting 'ooomm dada, ooomm dodo" back in my head.
good day.
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lol. <My one word

So funny ,I can't think what about his room and floor.

Added my humps lol

I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )

karumi said:
I'am a single laday, I'm single lady lol )
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hahahahaha

Thanks, needed that laugh
From a phone on an app

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!

why do that? just why?! sick and not very funny :O

LMFAO
Haha reminds me of cam from modern family
Where does he buy his clothes from
Edit: Panda's only saying that because he thout he'd destroyed this video but we've found it lol jk

M_T_M said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? It took me about three months to get rid of the Trolol video and now this!!
Where's my home labatomy kit?? BRB!!
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You gotta admit, it is pretty funny!

OMG!

My hubby dan b banned!

OMG WTF Lol?

I'd like to apologise for any posts I may make in the near future, lol, I'm locked out of xda for a bit so having to use a proxy... But your 'hubby' know my password... He's dangerous haha

MacaronyMax said:
I'd like to apologise for any posts I may make in the near future, lol, I'm locked out of xda for a bit so having to use a proxy... But your 'hubby' know my password... He's dangerous haha
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OMG! Max is dan aka my hubby? '
You never know who you marry these days.

Purple Drama Llama said:
OMG! Max is dan aka my hubby? '
You never know who you marry these days.
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xD Noo... he got my password and email

MacaronyMax said:
xD Noo... he got my password and email
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So hubs hacked you? That why hes banned?

Purple Drama Llama said:
So hubs hacked you? That why hes banned?
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Noo... He was banned for calling several mod ******* and stuff xD He'll be back tommorow btw

MacaronyMax said:
Noo... He was banned for calling several mod ******* and stuff xD He'll be back tommorow btw
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So he hacked you? Im so confuzzled.....

Purple Drama Llama said:
So he hacked you? Im so confuzzled.....
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That was after... We were on gtalk and i said my password had something to do with my name thinking he wouldnt guess it... He guesed it... And is going through my emails and has been oon my xda... I changed most the passwords now before he got to them xD hahaha but lol...
And now he has all my contacts

Maxey how many times do I have to tell you?! You should have known better than that You don't f!ck with the troll haha
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

MacaronyMax said:
That was after... We were on gtalk and i said my password had something to do with my name thinking he wouldnt guess it... He guesed it... And is going through my emails and has been oon my xda... I changed most the passwords now before he got to them xD hahaha but lol...
And now he has all my contacts
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Gaspers. Dirty Dan. He needs a whoopin'!

Purple Drama Llama said:
Gaspers. Dirty Dan. He needs a whoopin'!
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get the whip out XD

T.C.P said:
get the whip out XD
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o MISTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, been ages since I've seen her!

Purple Drama Llama said:
o MISTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, been ages since I've seen her!
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lets start a new thread and get her attention Lp

T.C.P said:
lets start a new thread and get her attention Lp
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Of course. She's a mod now though. M_T_M says they (mods) are "Public servants" so she might be obligated to NOT talk of whips (even though they excite Dan.... s&m ). Could be burned with the rest of her non-modness

flapflip22s 24/7 Live Video Feed From My Room!

I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream

flapflip22 said:
I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
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I want to see you throw burritos at your girlfriend.

Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
Sent from my coffee pot.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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Nope, just figured it would be fun I guess. I got nothing to lose lol

I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?

Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!

063_XOBX said:
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
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Its kinda kinky.
WiredPirate said:
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.

flapflip22 said:
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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It would make for good viewing!

flapflip22 said:
Its kinda kinky.
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.

063_XOBX said:
Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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This is gonna be fun. Whos up for some reggae nursery rhymes?

Reggae hokey pokey? I have heard everything now.

Give your GF a chili dog!

85gallon said:
Give your GF a chili dog!
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In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
Sent from my coffee pot.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
Sent from my coffee pot.
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Agreed, and I've been watching for about 5 seconds.
Sent from my Incredible 2 using Tapatalk 2

Wtf is this? I don't even....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Wtf is this? I don't even....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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lol your guess is as good as mine. I just hope he takes my advice and has a burrito fight.

Caption the Avatar above you!

I've never played this as I've only saw this idea recently.
It looks like fun and you guys seem to have a good sense of humour so what the heck... my first off-topic thread could be worse I guess
SO... make a caption for the avatar above you

zeppelinrox said:
I've never played this as I've only saw this idea recently.
It looks like fun and you guys seem to have a good sense of humour so what the heck... my first off-topic thread could be worse I guess
SO... make a caption for the avatar above you
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Those boots...are on the stairway to heaven

Time to derail the thread, wth happened? I see only a Senior Member!

roofrider said:
Time to derail the thread, wth happened? I see only a Senior Member!
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Just noticed that.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Just noticed that.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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Politics and not being gentle enough on trolls, idiots and ingrates so the the collective IQ may continue to slide at record pace.
Caption: I need 6 more drumsticks

zeppelinrox said:
Politics and not being gentle enough on trolls, idiots and ingrates so the the collective IQ may continue to slide at record pace.
Caption: I need 6 more drumsticks
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I see.
Now, your avatar...
"Yup, there's your problem."
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I see.
Now, your avatar...
"Yup, there's your problem."
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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lol
"Ok class, how many tentacles am I holding up?"

zeppelinrox said:
lol
"Ok class, how many tentacles am I holding up?"
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8 kids were screaming "a whole lotta love" when all hell broke loose.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
8 kids were screaming "a whole lotta love" when all hell broke loose.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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So what if you're all thumbs... I'm all tentacles!

zeppelinrox said:
So what if you're all thumbs... I'm all tentacles!
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LOL boom.
Sent from my Nexus 7

veeman said:
LOL boom.
Sent from my Nexus 7
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Very Manly
Cry, Benihime!

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I told you Helium wasn't flammable.

Anyone want to play stratego? I have stratego.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using xda premium

Where's my head?

"I almost knocked over your beer"

"I wonder what size tires I can put on this thing."
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-

"Feel the pain"
Cry, Benihime!

"Why doesn't anybody take I, Pin-Stripes Jones seriously as a pimp? "

063_XOBX said:
"Why doesn't anybody take I, Pin-Stripes Jones seriously as a pimp? "
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Ehehehehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueh.
Sent from my Nexus 7