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MUFFINS!!

Hmmmmmmmm....... No, u

Pimple or boil?

Close this thread!!!!!!!!!!

BaN ThE UsEr
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lol nice they probably will so I might as well have as much fun...

Look! A chimpanzee!

YOUR MOM! jk

YOUR DAD jk

Who am i???

yay... work....

Toes!
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My last post on this nonsense thread

The purple duck rides the chicken train at midnight. Mmmmm....Chicken.

the more I poke it...the larger it gets!!

Moomins are scary

La vaca loca!

wHAT THE HELL

Are you looking at my *****?

Zac.Santer said:
wHAT THE HELL
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Look!!!!!! A smurf!!!!
(Summer.2011)

flapflip22s 24/7 Live Video Feed From My Room!

I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream

flapflip22 said:
I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
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I want to see you throw burritos at your girlfriend.

Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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Nope, just figured it would be fun I guess. I got nothing to lose lol

I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?

Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!

063_XOBX said:
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
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Its kinda kinky.
WiredPirate said:
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.

flapflip22 said:
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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It would make for good viewing!

flapflip22 said:
Its kinda kinky.
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.

063_XOBX said:
Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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This is gonna be fun. Whos up for some reggae nursery rhymes?

Reggae hokey pokey? I have heard everything now.

Give your GF a chili dog!

85gallon said:
Give your GF a chili dog!
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In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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Agreed, and I've been watching for about 5 seconds.
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Wtf is this? I don't even....
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conantroutman said:
Wtf is this? I don't even....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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lol your guess is as good as mine. I just hope he takes my advice and has a burrito fight.

What is your addiction?

I believe that everyone has something that they are addicted to, be it alcohol, cigarettes, crack, heroin, shopping, gambling, anything can be addictive.
I will tell you that I have used most every drug including heroin, fentanyl, pot, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine (powder and rock), ecstacy, alcohol, and surely many more
The only substance that I can honestly say I am addicted to is nicotine, and I will state that I am addicted to some kinds of self-destructive decision-making/behavior when it comes to my relationships with others
I am curious what other XDA members are addicted to, and what other members are willing to admit to being addicted to, and maybe if we're lucky someone will benefit from this thread
And don't say you're addicted to flashing roms or anything phone related, that's too easy

I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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Foxy Roxy said:
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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have you had louisiana boiled crawfish now thats some sh*t to be addicted 2 lol

I'm addicted to swiss cheese.
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@Fleur Of course lol.
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Oxygen
I just feel like I'm dying when I can't take a hit of oxygen. The longest I've stayed off of it was 3 minutes.

Water...to cure my cottonmouth....

Gamer
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veeman said:
Oxygen
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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iM ADDICTED To cigarretes,BEER,ROM FLASHING!!!!

I'm think I'm addicted to energy drinks....they really don't give me that energy feeling anymore but I feel as if I still need them
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mf2112 said:
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
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odd but milk cures mine

Oooh cheese and mayonnaise
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fleurdelisxliv said:
odd but milk cures mine
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
Sent from your mom.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.

veeman said:
Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Sad sad story.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
Sent from your mom.
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i love some freakin milk lol

fleurdelisxliv said:
i love some freakin milk lol
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Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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H&K's, Nexus/GED devices, Offroading, F1 racing, MotoGP and WSBK, Ducati, Stupid flash/java games on facebook

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
Sent from your mom.
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thats funny if i drink milk anywhere but home im always checking the date bc sour milk will ruin your day soon as it hits your mouth :silly:

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...

I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...

ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
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Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.

I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.

Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.

Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:

DirkGently said:
Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!

DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.

Archer said:
Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person

SimonTS said:
I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:

Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.

Funniest one liner.

Here's mine - I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
What's yours?
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There's already a joke thread...
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Lysdexic man walks into a bra.

063_XOBX said:
Lysdexic man walks into a bra.
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I saw that joke on my anti-jokes app. Here are a few of my favorite anti-jokes.
1)Why didn't Grandma get Little Ben a Christmas present?
-Because she died on Thanksgiving
2)What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get on Christmas?
-Cancer
3)"Mommy! Mommy! Can I have some cookies?"
"Sure! They're on the top shelf."
"But mommy, I have no arms."
"No arms, no cookies!"
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative. :laugh:

I passed my Hepatitis test with an A, B and a C.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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If this thread gets locked I'm gonna LOL.
Was that a good one liner?
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Never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

Not mine, but still hilarious:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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063_XOBX said:
Not mine, but still hilarious:
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George Carlin, yes?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
George Carlin, yes?
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Mhm.

063_XOBX said:
Mhm.
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I miss that guy.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I miss that guy.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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I'll tell you who doesn't...God.

063_XOBX said:
I'll tell you who doesn't...God.
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Doesn't matter. He worshipped Joe Pesci anyway.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

85gallon said:
John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "I have cancer."
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The last time i saw a face like yours it had a hook in it.

A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

Archer said:
A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
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Boooooo. Get your coat!
How about:
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.