For Seinfeld Fans....this is funny - Off-topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrGHVdhH1zw&feature=related

It's okay. Frank Caliendo is tolerable for about 5 minutes before it's the same crap over and over. His Jerry is terrible. His Kramer voice is good, but the physical stuff is garbage.

not bad, but prefer the original Seinfeld reruns

rorytmeadows said:
It's okay. Frank Caliendo is tolerable for about 5 minutes before it's the same crap over and over. His Jerry is terrible. His Kramer voice is good, but the physical stuff is garbage.
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It's not supposed to be a serious impersonation like when Ian Bliss portrayed Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) outside of the matrix like in the Matrix Reloaded.
This is more of a parody type of impersonation. So I disagree with you. This performance was perfect.

Yeah but Frank Calliendo isn't that funny.

poetryrocksalot said:
It's not supposed to be a serious impersonation like when Ian Bliss portrayed Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) outside of the matrix like in the Matrix Reloaded.
This is more of a parody type of impersonation. So I disagree with you. This performance was perfect.
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Last time I checked, impersonations were supposed to be as dead-on as possible and funny.

rorytmeadows said:
Last time I checked, impersonations were supposed to be as dead-on as possible and funny.
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so who is the better one out there?
All I can find is Frank Caliendo when it comes to impressions.

chikoo said:
so who is the better one out there?
All I can find is Frank Caliendo when it comes to impressions.
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Frank's Madden is great. His Bush is the best out there (although I wish I'd stop hearing it since Bush has been gone for a while now). His Dr. Phil is good. His Barkley is terrible. His Jerry is annoying. Jerry doesn't ALWAYS talk in that "comedic pitch" (as George called it) and if you watch enough Seinfeld on a daily basis like I do, it really doesn't happen often enough to constantly talk like that when doing an impression. His Kramer voice is great, but his physical stuff is lackluster and, quite frankly, annoying. Richards is a great physical comic. Caliendo is not.
There are others out there. Rich Little, Pablo Francisco, and Elon Gold come to mind. Here is something I found easy....
http://thelaughtrack.com/2009/06/17/the-10-funniest-impressionists-ever/
But we can certainly all share in a laugh at the Seinfeld Porno satire...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHYPspIRKLw

I agree that Seinfeld does not always talk like that....but in my opinion, Franks job is to pull out the "annoying" characteristics/mannerisms of famous people and magnify them, not be exactly like them. More like a cartonnist making caricatures where Jay Leno has a head bigger than his whole body or Pam has boobs that cover her face!!
If I wanted Frank to be exactly like Seinfeld, I'd rather watch Seinfeld.

chikoo said:
I agree that Seinfeld does not always talk like that....but in my opinion, Franks job is to pull out the "annoying" characteristics/mannerisms of famous people and magnify them, not be exactly like them. More like a cartonnist making caricatures where Jay Leno has a head bigger than his whole body or Pam has boobs that cover her face!!
If I wanted Frank to be exactly like Seinfeld, I'd rather watch Seinfeld.
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Except Kramer's physical mannerisms and comedy is not annoying. It's brilliance.
And Jay Leno's head really is bigger than his entire body in real life.

rorytmeadows said:
Except Kramer's physical mannerisms and comedy is not annoying. It's brilliance.
And Jay Leno's head really is bigger than his entire body in real life.
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Annoying brilliance....If I may say so!
Jay's head is not as big as the caricatures make it out to be...
see example below....but I guess you got my original point. Thanks!
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rorytmeadows said:
Last time I checked, impersonations were supposed to be as dead-on as possible and funny.
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It's supposed to be funny and dead-on; but it's a parody, not a dramatic rendition.
And as for the performance, I already said that it was perfect. This should imply that I agree a great impersonation has to be dead-on and funny.
What I meant is that parody distorts something but have a resemblance to that 'something'. All parody's have some sort of distortion of facts, behaviors, and whatnot.
That's why comedic parody's always over exaggerate things. They are meant to point things out based on common sense.
If you don't over exaggerate or poke fun of things you know, than you basically just performing for the 'direction and script' and not really for the "resemblance'' even though the point of a impersonation is to share a "likeness".
This means that if Frank Caliendo could do an even better George impersonation, he would have made Seinfeld even better. Of course, I would then take notice more of his ability to act than his ability to impersonate.
Btw, I don't like his Bush or Madden impersonations to the extent of his Jerry, Seinfeld, and George impersonations.
And......the Elaine performance was just bad....

poetryrocksalot said:
It's supposed to be funny and dead-on; but it's a parody, not a dramatic rendition.
And as for the performance, I already said that it was perfect. This should imply that I agree a great impersonation has to be dead-on and funny.
What I meant is that parody distorts something but have a resemblance to that 'something'. All parody's have some sort of distortion of facts, behaviors, and whatnot.
That's why comedic parody's always over exaggerate things. They are meant to point things out based on common sense.
If you don't over exaggerate or poke fun of things you know, than you basically just performing for the 'direction and script' and not really for the "resemblance'' even though the point of a impersonation is to share a "likeness".
This means that if Frank Caliendo could do an even better George impersonation, he would have made Seinfeld even better. Of course, I would then take notice more of his ability to act than his ability to impersonate.
Btw, I don't like his Bush or Madden impersonations to the extent of his Jerry, Seinfeld, and George impersonations.
And......the Elaine performance was just bad....
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He should really just stick with Madden. MadTV was absolutely terrible and Comedy Central just needs to fill up time.

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LHC Large Hadron Collider

is this the end.. they are gonna test it mid october.. this is crazy
I sure am a bit worried with this crap! I slowly see the entire world going downhill with everything happening. Then along comes a virtual black hole, these scientist are complete morons, and this machine needs to be destroyed! I don't see any point, or any good to come of it.
I think we should just go ahead and do it.
We either discover something, discover nothing, or get sucked into a black hole and we don't have to worry about life.
Its really, truly a win-win-doesn't matter situation. And I'm NOT being sarcastic. this is how i really feel.
The worst that it can do is destroy the planet, and then we won't have to worry about poverty, global warming, anything!
fzzyrn said:
I think we should just go ahead and do it.
We either discover something, discover nothing, or get sucked into a black hole and we don't have to worry about life.
Its really, truly a win-win-doesn't matter situation. And I'm NOT being sarcastic. this is how i really feel.
The worst that it can do is destroy the planet, and then we won't have to worry about poverty, global warming, anything!
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And you don't care about all the other things in life?
fzzyrn said:
I think we should just go ahead and do it.
We either discover something, discover nothing, or get sucked into a black hole and we don't have to worry about life.
Its really, truly a win-win-doesn't matter situation. And I'm NOT being sarcastic. this is how i really feel.
The worst that it can do is destroy the planet, and then we won't have to worry about poverty, global warming, anything!
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are u crazy i love my life ai bet thechampjt feels the same way.. all because u dnt like it.. alot of other ppl disagree. this might be the revelation.. so i would jus keep my gaurd up
look into what it really do and what the REAL risks are
fear of the unknown the man's oldes fear and in most cases is just that
but u can not tell me u do not think about it and freak out.. because they are gonna make micro black holes.. and u kno wat black holes do.. they get bigger
LOL please people I figured xda-devs had a bit more intelligence than this??
Fact of the matter is there are more energetic collisions on a DAILY basis in our own atmosphere and has the Earth been destroyed? no.
People read up on what the LHC actually does before backing up hearsay about black holes etc...
And also look up Hawking Radiation you be surprised what the result would be even if a microscopic black hole was created
Sorry Guys, but someone discovered that it will open a portal like in Half Life.
Check the pics, there is Dr. Freeman adn G-Man.
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Mikulec said:
Sorry Guys, but someone discovered that it will open a portal like in Half Life.
Check the pics, there is Dr. Freeman adn G-Man.
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lol omg, freeman!!!! I KNEW it!!!
mrvanx said:
lol omg, freeman!!!! I KNEW it!!!
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Yes it is true, prepare for the coming headcrabs.
LOL ! The Portal pic was hilarious! I guess i personally put too much thought in it, but as far as the daily occurences that compare, are affects from the sun. The biggest thing that makes me wonder, is what is the purpose, does anyone know?
As mentioned ealier, either we all die (unlikely) or science makes a huge step forward. I live without believing it will happen. If it does, no one will be there to cry, so I don't really fear anything.
TheChampJT said:
LOL ! The Portal pic was hilarious! I guess i personally put too much thought in it, but as far as the daily occurences that compare, are affects from the sun. The biggest thing that makes me wonder, is what is the purpose, does anyone know?
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to find the god particle, called the higgs boson.
to put it in perspective, imagine a big explosion. All the matter gets shot outwards. but according to the "every action has an equal and opposite reaction" theory, there must be the same amount of energy going inwards too. They're trying to find where that energy is going and what it is basically.
just google it lol
blackdogs377 said:
to find the god particle, called the higgs boson.
to put it in perspective, imagine a big explosion. All the matter gets shot outwards. but according to the "every action has an equal and opposite reaction" theory, there must be the same amount of energy going inwards too. They're trying to find where that energy is going and what it is basically.
just google it lol
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Ahhhhhhh you ! I thought you knew what you were talking about, until I saw the Google comment.
They are doing fundamental research into why the universe is as it is today, so that they can have a good understanding of how it works. With this understanding they should be able to do things which seems unimaginable now.
To bring it home to a practical example relevant to XDA - before TouchFlo3D was understood we could only change the pictures and modify the skins, which was nice, but once TouchFLo3D was fully understood we could make out own tabs which is obviously much more useful.
Imagine now we can generate electricity using nuclear fission, but with a full understanding of particle physics was can stick a Mr Fusion in our cars
Surur
TheChampJT said:
Ahhhhhhh you ! I thought you knew what you were talking about, until I saw the Google comment.
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well what i wrote there is what i know about it. I said google it just incase you wanted to know more.
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
this one is pretty good too
Rudegar said:
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
this one is pretty good too
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Lol, love it.
mrvanx said:
LOL please people I figured xda-devs had a bit more intelligence than this??
Fact of the matter is there are more energetic collisions on a DAILY basis in our own atmosphere and has the Earth been destroyed? no.
People read up on what the LHC actually does before backing up hearsay about black holes etc...
And also look up Hawking Radiation you be surprised what the result would be even if a microscopic black hole was created
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Probably read about it in The Sun (no pun intended, its a UK tabliod) which has the front page headline of something like will the world end today, when in fact nothing will even happen until october.
And very good thought about hawking radiation, I didn't know that, but just sort of accepted that micro black holes just disappeared (silly me to just accept something)
Rudegar said:
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
this one is pretty good too
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excellent
Rory

Any JW's in here?

My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
Hmmmm.......
I'm trying my best not to offend anyone here !
burgertime said:
My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
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I have a great deal of respect for them. Seems they are right about a lot of things over the years. I never got into the trappings of religion, and it seems they don't either, like killing each other in war.
Ha, yea of course I have my issues with them on certain things...I was just curious if any were over here.
nah. my parents left wen i was born, and my temptations to drive blood donor trucks to kingdom halls proved unfruitful.
this video is a good un
!!do not watch if easily offended!!
!!by religious mockery or foul language!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tp0NPC8OGU
IF your familiar with Kingdom Halls then you will find this hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-PVByN5-eU
Hmm, I wondering if the reason no "Jay-Dubs" are responding is they are too busy walking around knocking on doors.
Poor Taste?
TheChampJT said:
Hmmmm.......
I'm trying my best not to offend anyone here !
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it is a fair request, after all we have a similar Muslim thread do why not a JW thread?
burgertime said:
Ha, yea of course I have my issues with them on certain things...I was just curious if any were over here.
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Curious, what kind of issues? Frankly, I'd rather live in a neighborhood full of JW's than a neighborhood full of Muslims. It's just that I've never seen JW's cause any real problems for the world, and in law class, we learned that a huge number of freedoms we take for granted are because of Supreme Court rulings they took to the Supreme Court and won. For instance, say you're pissed at the government, and don't feel like saluting the flag one particular day. That used to get you in trouble, just like in Nazi Germany, but no longer. I think on balance, they've been a plus for society, even though annoying at times. I'd sure rather trust one of them with taking care of my house while I'm on vacation than a lot of my long-time "friends".
Here is an article from Wikipedia about the Supreme Court cases
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_cases_involving_Jehovah's_Witnesses
TheBundo said:
Curious, what kind of issues? Frankly, I'd rather live in a neighborhood full of JW's than a neighborhood full of Muslims. It's just that I've never seen JW's cause any real problems for the world, and in law class, we learned that a huge number of freedoms we take for granted are because of Supreme Court rulings they took to the Supreme Court and won. For instance, say you're pissed at the government, and don't feel like saluting the flag one particular day. That used to get you in trouble, just like in Nazi Germany, but no longer. I think on balance, they've been a plus for society, even though annoying at times. I'd sure rather trust one of them with taking care of my house while I'm on vacation than a lot of my long-time "friends".
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Mainly theological issues. They have a very control based rule system in their religion which I don't like. Like any religion people at the top get away with practically anything while the lowly JW's are brow beat for just watching the wrong kind of movie.
However I think the whole ,"they are morally better" is true and false. They have the same problems like anyone else. Child molestation and covering it up was a major problem as well as petty theft amongst the dubs. However I agree I would prefer to have some in my neighborhood as they are generally good people.
burgertime said:
My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
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With no offense intended towards your parents, I hate Jehovah's Witnesses purely because they don't go away. I've had a Jehovah's Witness at my door, as is typical, trying to preach to me about what's right, so I told him to go away and shut the door. Half an hour later he was still there, ringing my doorbell non stop. If you believe in something that's fine, but keep it to yourself. These words not intended to "you" in particular of course, but the day I start telling people how to live their lives and what to believe in is the day I start changing my ways for those people who tell me the same. Whether you're Muslim, Jewish, Christian, or anything in between, live your life and let other people live theirs.
Easy way to stop the JW's at your door:
1.Notify them that you do not want them ever coming back or you will call the police.
2.Tell them to write down your address and what you said on the paper they carry around marking houses.
3.Tell them you are going to call the Kingdom Hall and speak to an elder and inform them to be put on the "do not call" list. Yes many Kingdom Halls actually have these.
Problem solved!
One thing you can count on is that dubs will do everything in their power to either not go to court or to not look bad in the press.
Heheh, put on the Kingdom Hall's do not call list, that's awesome... I'd feel like I was playing World of Warcraft, next I'll notify them that I'm going to report to their guild leader that I saw them talking to a night elf mohawk from another guild. For those that missed the reference,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc
Phew, so far no Mormon comparisons.
You have no idea how close to the truth you are. For god's sake they created a flow chart with God at the top:
Exhibit A:
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Granted that is old, but the mentality is still there.
riceboyler said:
Phew, so far no Mormon comparisons.
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LOL true that, I hated hearing, "are you guys Mormons?" when I went door to door.
burgertime said:
You have no idea how close to the truth you are. For god's sake they created a flow chart with God at the top:
Exhibit A:
Granted that is old, but the mentality is still there.
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HAHAHAHA oh my god you just made my day. It's seriously like a religious version of World of Warcraft.

Sniping Skills IRL

I'm a great sniper while gaming, I have great aim, reflexes, and can dispatch enemies very quickly. But recently I've been wondering what these skills could be useful for in real life.
I haven't noticed anything different in day-to-day activities, but does anyone know how these instinctual routines I perform behind a screen affect me physically in real life?
It'd be cool to find out, so I can take advantage of them. I'm pretty insociable, if you know what I mean.
try noticing prius-es without looking for them on the road , films , video , youtubes ... i have my prius eye ninja skills maxed out
Your reaction speed increases. Lets say your driving a car, something pops up in front of you. You'll decide faster on what to do then a regular person.
Also your hand eye coordination is better. For example surgeons who play shooting games, their hands are more stable and can work more precise.
Other then that nothing xD maybe if you play alot of clan matches, your teamwork skills get better so in real life, if you have a job that involves you to work in teams, you get better at that too.
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Asovse1 said:
I'm a great sniper while gaming, I have great aim, reflexes, and can dispatch enemies very quickly. But recently I've been wondering what these skills could be useful for in real life.
I haven't noticed anything different in day-to-day activities, but does anyone know how these instinctual routines I perform behind a screen affect me physically in real life?
It'd be cool to find out, so I can take advantage of them. I'm pretty insociable, if you know what I mean.
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And hence why I gave up Counterstrike (yes, I'm that old) to become interesting to chicks. Call me a sell-out, but pwning girls are way better than pwning some random, fat, sweaty dude across the intertubes.
sakai4eva said:
And hence why I gave up Counterstrike (yes, I'm that old) to become interesting to chicks. Call me a sell-out, but pwning girls are way better than pwning some random, fat, sweaty dude across the intertubes.
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you forgot greasy , hairy and smelly
souljaboy said:
you forgot greasy , hairy and smelly
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Granted, but sometimes, their moms force them to take baths, and some 14-17 year old kids don't have much when it comes to body hair (and not much of pube hair either).
But you do have a valid point.
Hmm, well you could take up sniping in real life. Assassinate some politicians....... ahah, I kid
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I lol'd at the 'dispatch enemies quickly'. Do you actually say that in a video game? If so I suggest selling said video game. If it's a Call of Duty we're talking about then nothing, my granny could snipe on that game... She's dead too.
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Shooting IRL is much easier than in video games, in that you rely on your own visuals and your own hands to do everything, rather than a mouse that moves every time you click. I find that i can hit moving targets much easier IRL than in video games because of this.
This is of course, if youre not being shot back at.
ridethelight said:
Shooting IRL is much easier than in video games, in that you rely on your own visuals and your own hands to do everything, rather than a mouse that moves every time you click. I find that i can hit moving targets much easier IRL than in video games because of this.
This is of course, if youre not being shot back at.
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Even sniping? Doubt that very much.
Skellyyy said:
Even sniping? Doubt that very much.
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You'd be surprised how easy it is to put crosshairs on a target at most distances. Now if the weather is bad or youre in actual combat, thats a different story.
ridethelight said:
Shooting IRL is much easier than in video games, in that you rely on your own visuals and your own hands to do everything, rather than a mouse that moves every time you click. I find that i can hit moving targets much easier IRL than in video games because of this.
This is of course, if youre not being shot back at.
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Shooting is easy, I'd grant you that. But do try to hit a moving target at 200+ meters away, shooting back at you with a wild AK-47, lobbing WWII grenades at you while your best buddy is trying to put his intestines back into his stomach and screaming for help.
Yeah, go Internet Soldiers. Go.

Lady Gaga, Born This Way

Please, don't fill this forum with hate, that would just make you an ass.
I just picked up the album, and I have some severe mixed feelings on it. I really like Electric Chapel and Scheiße, but some of the songs are just... eh. And I kinda found Black Jesus offensive. (No, the song is not about race, outsiders.)
Anyone else get the album, how do you all like it?
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
I definitely love Scheiße but I also love Hair. It has soo much meaning to me . But I agree I also have a mixed feeling on some of the songs on the album
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DirkGently1 said:
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
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Are you serious?
I like "The Edge of Glory". Great song.
DirkGently1 said:
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
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Its like a "Madonna"........
In fact its a complete rip off of a "Madonna"......
It is a completely unoriginal, manufactured marketing gimmick with the sole purpose of parting kids from their pocket money, and its very sucessful.
It was not in fact "born this way", it was told be be that way in order to achieve its primary function.
ok thats my daily dose of trolling......
mmmm feels gooood.
I cant help it, I was born this way.
conantroutman said:
Its like a "Madonna"........
In fact its a complete rip off of a "Madonna"......
It is a completely unoriginal, manufactured marketing gimmick with the sole purpose of parting kids from their pocket money, and its very sucessful.
It was not in fact "born this way", it was told be be that way in order to achieve its primary function.
ok thats my daily dose of trolling......
mmmm feels gooood.
I cant help it, I was born this way.
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Oh, it's a pop thing. I stopped listening to new music around 1995 when it all turned to ****. (With one exception that i've confessed to in another thread).
Thanks CT.
DirkGently1 said:
Oh, it's a pop thing. I stopped listening to new music around 1995 when it all turned to ****. (With one exception that i've confessed to in another thread).
Thanks CT.
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Old school huh ...me too..but I know who this Lady Gaga is ...*poker face song in the background*
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Old school huh ...me too..but I know who this Lady Gaga is ...*poker face song in the background*
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When it comes to media i'm about as Old Skool and retro as it gets. Don't own a TV or Radio, and only read science journals + tech sites, as current affairs never really change from one generation to the next. (Crime/Corruption/War/Natural disasters - all the same as ever was).
Hitchcock movies from the '40s and music from the '60s/'70s
"..Shine on you crazy diamond...tra-la-la.."
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DirkGently1 said:
"Don't own a TV or Radio"
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Yet your username is a fictional TV detective....
You sir, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a sprinkling of parmesan cheese.....
conantroutman said:
Yet your username is a fictional TV detective....
You sir, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a sprinkling of parmesan cheese.....
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He most certainly is not. I slap thee in the face with a gauntlet and challenge you to a pistol duel at sunrise. My honor must be satisfied!
Some fiendish, greedy, television executive turned a fictional literary detective into something 'suitable' for the illiterate commoner! May the bugger burn in hell for all eternity.
You were right about the riddle/enigma/puzzle/smelly cheese thing though
obsidianchao said:
Please, don't fill this forum with hate, that would just make you an ass.
I just picked up the album, and I have some severe mixed feelings on it. I really like Electric Chapel and Scheiße, but some of the songs are just... eh. And I kinda found Black Jesus offensive. (No, the song is not about race, outsiders.)
Anyone else get the album, how do you all like it?
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So u like lady gaga huh?
SuperDeform said:
So u like lady gaga huh?
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Didn't Madonna do the whole 'Black Jesus' thing 20 years ago with the 'Like A Prayer' video?
Is nothing original any more?
BTW, (just speculating here), if Jesus was born in the middle east, as it was written, why does he look as white as my ass in every picture you see?
I don't like it.
DirkGently1 said:
Didn't Madonna do the whole 'Black Jesus' thing 20 years ago with the 'Like A Prayer' video?
Is nothing original any more?
BTW, (just speculating here), if Jesus was born in the middle east, as it was written, why does he look as white as my ass in every picture you see?
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Because when he was first drawn it was by a white dude. Jesus really was a black man. With a 'fro, supposedly.
Lady Gaga is terribly ridiculous. Her music is also terribly bad.
Yes, 'hate' just went down.
I don't like her but I might as well listen to her instead of beaver.
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iynfynity said:
I don't like her but I might as well listen to her instead of beaver.
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Beaver? I don't even know who that is ... but I hear 'neither' is pretty good.
Seriously, people.
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DirkGently1 said:
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
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Asked the same question in my bio class senior year (also asked if she was black) and everybody around me started cracking up in disbelief.
I have a big distaste for this album. I like parts of certain songs, but not any one song as a whole. I feel like she's going downhill instead of up musically.

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Okay, so me and my girlfriend have gone out for two months. We had our good moment and bad. We have only gone to dates for two times. We have kissed a bunch of times... Well, so there is this Guy she always talk about, she calls him her boyfriend, but she calls me her love. She says he is better than me, hotter, just better. And well, she might call me her love, but she has lied to me A BUNCH of times, and big lies too. She acts like she wants me, she gets sad when I'm leaving (over text messaging BTW) and yeah. We even have our dirty moments but yeah, just asking, its possibility she likes him right? I don't know the Guy, but he is older and stronger, and um, I just don't want to think I'm crazy. Do you guys think she likes him? Thanks :sly:
Yup, sounds to me like she does. Ditch the *****, especially for those big lies. It'll hurt you in the long run if you keep getting lied to.
Agreed. Ditch her. You shouldn't have to tolerate a woman who is shamelessly unfaithful.
It seems like she cant make her mind up. Dont expect anything good to come out of it. Even if she stops seeing the other guy she will eventually find another one. Just get as much as you can out of it without expecting more.
Thanks guys, mean a lot, well, can't break up with her, parents o.o , and yeah, but thanks... A LOT! I LOVE YOU *HOMO WAY*
I take it that you're young, no offense.
The truth is (and this is coming from a girl, for the record) that girls are *****es. They play games, all they really want is your attention. If you have doubts about how she feels about you, then that's a huge warning sign. Everyone has doubts occasionally, especially early in relationships, but your doubts are understandable.
And while I stand by my belief that girls are *****es, let me clarify - some aren't. The ones that are most wanted/popular in their circle (whether it be the popular crowd or the outcasts) are more likely to play games... because they know that if their current boyfriend gets tired of it, there's another one waiting. As you graduate and get older, girls aren't like this. Some still are, but I like to believe that the majority aren't.
Pretty much what I'm trying to say is to get out now. It'll only get worse. Dishonesty is a big problem, and openly talking about having feelings for someone else (probably to provoke jealousy, and probably because it's true) is just plain stupid. It shows her disregard for your feelings.
Don't be afraid to be alone. It sucks, but it's better than being with someone who chooses to treat you like crap.
I'm thirteen going on fourteen in 7 months... she is still 12
plainjane said:
I take it that you're young, no offense.
The truth is (and this is coming from a girl, for the record) that girls are *****es. They play games, all they really want is your attention. If you have doubts about how she feels about you, then that's a huge warning sign. Everyone has doubts occasionally, especially early in relationships, but your doubts are understandable.
And while I stand by my belief that girls are *****es, let me clarify - some aren't. The ones that are most wanted/popular in their circle (whether it be the popular crowd or the outcasts) are more likely to play games... because they know that if their current boyfriend gets tired of it, there's another one waiting. As you graduate and get older, girls aren't like this. Some still are, but I like to believe that the majority aren't.
Pretty much what I'm trying to say is to get out now. It'll only get worse. Dishonesty is a big problem, and openly talking about having feelings for someone else (probably to provoke jealousy, and probably because it's true) is just plain stupid. It shows her disregard for your feelings.
Don't be afraid to be alone. It sucks, but it's better than being with someone who chooses to treat you like crap.
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Amen, my girl! (I actually read all of that, and it's 100% percent true, sadly)
alphadog32 said:
...We even have our dirty moments...
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alphadog32 said:
I'm thirteen going on fourteen in 7 months... she is still 12
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Be wary of the laws in your jurisdiction as to how far you can go...
But seriously, you need to end it before you really mess up your life. You're 13 for crying out loud. Lots of years in front of you. Don't screw it up.
ohyeahar said:
Be wary of the laws in your jurisdiction as to how far you can go...
But seriously, you need to end it before you really mess up your life. You're 13 for crying out loud. Lots of years in front of you. Don't screw it up.
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NOT WHAT I MEANT! !!! X)
And yeah, well, she makes my life better... only thing I got to do at home is work out -_- ... so yeah... It kinda sucks though, I've had 10 chicks like me under 1 year.
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