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Best dating advice for a XDA Developers nerd?

What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.

qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.

i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?

Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd

If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones

Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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qipengart said:
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Chav up a lil bit then
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Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs

flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this

M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!

flyboyovyick said:
You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was

He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes

MacaronyMax said:
Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.

Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.

Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit

Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.

rorytmeadows said:
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.

the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes

Iphone Hate Jokes :D

I was going around reading some forums and I came across this.
"You know how some cars just look like chick cars and when guys drive them it always looks kinda gay? The iPhone is like that!"
I gotta admit that was pretty funny.
Now I'm asking people if they have something similar to that just to have a good laugh.

Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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Nice ones for the off topic section

We need a bit more of LOL..That didn't make much of sound..!

NightSidew1nd3r said:
Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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I like this one lol facebook, here i come...

Pefect thread for this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded#!

Nothing says I'm an d!ck head more than having "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of every email
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lol
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lol

maheshpatel said:
lol
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lol
hold it in mid air!

flyboyovyick said:
lol
hold it in mid air!
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Thanks god he didn't ask to use it as a dildo!!!

God I love how mature this community is...
maheshpatel said:
lol
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Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".

AdrianK said:
God I love how mature this community is...
Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
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Nice Catch

Lol!
Nice one

Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone

MacaronyMax said:
Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol

Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more

MacaronyMax said:
Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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lmfaosmiacbihuuatoitr!!!!!

flyboyovyick said:
lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
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This one was hilarious.
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why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it

husam666 said:
why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
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lollollollol

Apple logo tattoo--Beast

Just got this done Saturday!
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Middle of the process...
Filled in.. looks really bad...

**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?

Skellyyy said:
**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?
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Because it was a stupid mistake to get it in the first place.

lol... Post it at iPD

M_T_M said:
Was any type of hallucinogens or heavy alcohol involved on this mistake?
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The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.

Excused said:
The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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I would ask for my money back anyway and then punch small mammals while waiting for my money

Do you suffer from bouts of stupidity???
G2 with meXdroid GingerMex Habanero

Worst....idea....ever

I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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Excused said:
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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dont listen to them , a free tatoo is always welcome ...
but whats up with the logo being filled in on one pic and clear in the other
looked better in the first one brah ..

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It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.

xaccers said:
Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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MacaronyMax said:
They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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I remember that!
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

already has a tattoo, nothing can change it, I like it, but I suggest next, or, for example on the wrist, to make the Android logo, or better yet, on the back, so big, Android ... a beautiful thing ...

ewwwww I feel bad for you... LoL!!!

EuroSpeed said:
I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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Ahaha I totally agree..You got it in a spot where girls usually get butterflies or other girly artifacts..Now all you gotta get is a playboy bunny on the other hip and its complete

Ill do it!!! But I need $$ not euros....o ns some smarties
xaccers said:
Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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A free tattoo is usually a bad idea. A tattoo is permanent and paying for quality work is a necessity. I have quite a few and I'm happy with all of my work. Once it heals, you may be able to have someone fix it.
What happened is they went too deep and/or overworked the area. Good luck with that one.
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I like Apple products, but not this much.

How to know if a girl likes you.

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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One x or s3

Hey guys ....I'm going to do a contract with Vodafone ....and I don't know which phone to pick s3 or one x or iPhone 5 ??
I need your advice
Thanks

iPhone 5

I'd get the S3, but I haven't really looked at the One X since I have no chance of getting it with Verizon.

veeman said:
iPhone 5
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prototype7 said:
I'd get the S3, but I haven't really looked at the One X since I have no chance of getting it with Verizon.
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And the confusion starts

Nexus 5
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Dude that isn't in the contract

donhashem.dh said:
Dude that isn't in the contract
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Nor does it exist.
Honestly I'd say S3.
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My advice is to learn to make decisions independent of a bunch of trolls opinions. You're the one who's gonna use the phone.

LG Galaxy iPhone 53 X

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It has LTE also!!

I phone 3g
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Here you go..

Here you go..<br />
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People do not have anything else to do with their time. Living under bridges must get a tad bit boring, as far as I can see.
You Live To Die.

Seriously I hate when people start trolling in the inappropriate time and they think their funny but there only a bunch of ***

donhashem.dh said:
Seriously I hate when people start trolling in the inappropriate time and they think their funny but there only a bunch of ***
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Couldn't have said it any better myself.
You Live To Die.

One X
donhashem.dh said:
Hey guys ....I'm going to do a contract with Vodafone ....and I don't know which phone to pick s3 or one x or iPhone 5 ??
I need your advice
Thanks
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I'd say One X without a doubt !!!
Yes, S3 does look better on paper (specs wise) but trust me you will not be impressed with S3 anymore after you have a look @ One X. One of my friend has S3 & other has One X, although S3 has better battery, practically standby time for both is same. Screen size is almost the same. S3's most suckiest part is it's native UI, so called "TouchWiz" it feels like samsung really hired some retards to design their UI, just one word it's BORING !
Trust me i'm not anti-samsung (i own Galaxy R myself !) but based on my expirence i'd say you should go for One X. Checkout both the live display phones in shop b4 u make ur decision.
If you are willing wait for a while, One X+ & DLX are pretty awesome.

I've been enjoying my s3
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I've been running cm10 on mine.
My dad's is stock and he is liking touchwiz jellybean, however.
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If u like X go with One X....
If u like Double X..go with OneX+ ...and if u like XXX go with S3...
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donhashem.dh said:
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First, watch your language.
Second, this is the Off-topic section. It's not a serious section, regardless of topic discussed. At this point I'm going to direct you to the dedicated phone decision thread in the Q&A section. You're much more likely to get real input there. Thread closed.