If this is repost my bad post ur joke and if u want rank the joke before you
What do call a blonde brunette blonde
A blonde doing a cartwheel
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Ahahaha! That joke is funy but wrong
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common theyve both been laid all over america
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Sorry blonde jokes stuck in my head at this time
A blonde is driving down the highway, and hears a radio announcement
"Emergency Announcement: There is a car driving the wrong way, please drive with caution"
The blond looks out her window and say "One? All of these idiots are driving the wrong way."
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Okay doesnt have to be blonde jokes thats just what popped in my head
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Okay doesnt have to be blonde jokes thats just what popped in my head
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A blonde stopped and asked a girl what time it was. The girl said it was 12:33. The blonde got pissed and said, "Every time I ask someone that, they give me a different answer. WTF?"
Mr goodbar took mrs figbar to the power house and laid her down on a mounds.
He stuck his butterfinger into her molly way and she cried out oh henry! And out popped a baby ruth
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally ****s the bed..The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-****'ll-doooo."
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks
past and looks up and says to the koala "Hey! What are you doing?"
The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry' and
is going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter
with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala looks down and says
"Damn dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
Oh I have a joke but listen very carefully.....
XDA
Try and catch your shadow if it insists.
Why did the crip cross the road?
CUZ
Man goes to the Doctors:
Doctor - "I'm sorry, it's Cancer"
Man - "How long do i have?"
Doctor - "Five"
Man - "Five? Five What? Five Years? Five Months? Five WEEKS?"
Doctor - "....Four, Three, Two, One...."
Dad
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Thought this might be kind of fun/interesting. Try to only list a couple and give others a chance to chime in.
Confucius Say
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
Confucius Say
Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
blkout01 said:
Confucius Say
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
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when i first read it as u were driving a car and saw the girl walking on the sidewalk and then shifted to reverse and continued goin backwards the street with a straight face like nothin happened , all to avoid her seein ya ... was alot more funny ha
Confucius Say...
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius Say...
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius Say...
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Confucius say:
Oh no!, another super off topic thread
Confucius Say
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius say house without toilet is uncanny.
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Confucius say......
A bird in the hand makes for a messy wrist......
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger"
HAHAHAHA quoted from my grandfather.
Confucius say, you go to jail bad boy!
(sorry couldn't help myself to quote Russell Peters)
Confucius say
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Confucius say
Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time
Confucius say
Get up from bed and go to work!
Confucius say
He who wastes his time on xda is a total idiot or a complete genius(no gray areas)
Confucius say:
Nothing, as silence is better
Confucius say
better to be pissed off than pissed on
Confucius say
girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
Confucius say
money makes the world go round
Confucius say
girl who gives you lap dance receives a standing ovation
Confucious says:
When One hung low you might become off balanced.
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Confucius say...
Knowledge not used is like sail boat on dry land ^>^
Confucius say...
You should post funny Confucius sayings here.
Confucius say:
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
OK guys my buddies gf got drunk on her 21st bday and this video is of here trying to puke over a toilet. Its so funny check it out. Share it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxeWrL1rroo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Hmm
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That is pretty funny Riggs.
Safe for work?
Sorta. No foul language, but at first glance, you'll think she's nude from the waist down. I don't think she is though.
Maybe
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lmao... wait, she isn't wearing any pants.....
this vid reminds me of my ex , and im a sad panda for having to say that
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Sorta. No foul language, but at first glance, you'll think she's nude from the waist down. I don't think she is though.
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most likely she had to pee at one point so i guess she removed it herself ...
The lesson here: never let your boyfriend get you so drunk that you'll let yourself be video-taped, half-nude, for the ENTIRE world to laugh at you on YouTube.
Girl = 0 / Toilet = 1
facepalm (for you)
Tis a funny sight to behold
The first time I got drunk my friend asked me if I was wasted (He just arrived) I said I had no clue, so what does he do to check if I am? He Spartan kicks me in the face and asks me if it hurt....
Yea its funny what our friends when we get drunk. But in turn. We do same thing back.
wow that is intense. same thing happened to my ex-gf except it was less funny at the time.
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wow that is intense. same thing happened to my ex-gf except it was less funny at the time.
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stole my line
Hey guys.
Something horrible happened to me today.
Here goes: Me and my other two friends, Adrian and Argelio were riding our bikes for like an hour outside. We rode everywhere and had no problems with anyone.
We turn at a school where we see a group of 5 kids all dark clothed and looking a little cholo. We ignore them and I'm just talking to my friend when suddenly we all hear the word ******. I just laughed and said "I love you too" they stop and all of them turn around and said something so we just ignored them. About 50 feet away now from them we were about to turn the corner and I decide to scream "I love you too" because all I was hearing was talking and screaming from them. WE suddenly see two of them on a bike and one running. Towards us.
We start peddling faster and like another 100 feet from them.......the damn bike chain gets loose so my friends are on their bikes and I have to run like 1/2 mile to my house with the damn bike on my side. My heart was pounding and I just kept running. We go to my house and this time I call my sister out thinking she might know some of them....turns out they're all in gangs and had knifes with them so I told her if she could come with us and talk to them....we went again and found them at a park...all of a sudden my sister and my friends all say.."RUN!" They want you so run, don't look back, they're gonna kill you. I started laughing and thinking "THIS ISN'T REAL" So I stayed thinking I could confront them and try to talk but one of them was just running at me saying. "Come on 1 on 1 pu**y, come, right here right now b*tch. I said, "I just wanted to say Hi" Now I though to my self ...Do I wanna live or get jumped and get rushed to the hospital....LIVE So I took all of my friends' advice and just rode. Luckily I run track and cross country so I had wayy more stamina than them..I go around the neighborhood and hide at home for a while....you might be thinking but cant you 10th grade friends beat them up?....no there was only 1 my age and the rest of my friends were like 12 year old because my real friends are lazy and play black ops......So they are no use to me in helping....
My friends and sister came back and told me "Alan you lucky son of a b*tch, my homeboy AJ called of his homeboys to chase you" "Your never bike riding without me"
So instead of what she said because it's confusing so I'm gonna tell you what she told me..
They were planning on all 3 of them jumping me..they all had knives and were probably gonna leave me dead in the street and flee themselves..
one of them (the one that was talking to me and wanted to fight me) has already killed 1 and was just released from jail...he is about my age and got kicked out of school because of all his gang stuff and smoking weed in the bathroomm
the second - AJ- he's on parrol and got kicked out of school too--he's 14
the 3rd Isaiah is some weed smoker that has been on probation and got kicked out of school too...
My sister then told me how as soon as they learned I was her brother they stopped.....and said if they ever saw me again..I better watch my back....
I'm not really scared...
They just freaked me out because they were horrible looking mexicanss
Well thats it!
Alanrocks15 said:
Hey guys.
Something horrible happened to me today.
Here goes: Me and my other two friends, Adrian and Argelio were riding our bikes for like an hour outside. We rode everywhere and had no problems with anyone.
We turn at a school where we see a group of 5 kids all dark clothed and looking a little cholo. We ignore them and I'm just talking to my friend when suddenly we all hear the word ******. I just laughed and said "I love you too" they stop and all of them turn around and said something so we just ignored them. About 50 feet away now from them we were about to turn the corner and I decide to scream "I love you too" because all I was hearing was talking and screaming from them. WE suddenly see two of them on a bike and one running. Towards us.
We start peddling faster and like another 100 feet from them.......the damn bike chain gets loose so my friends are on their bikes and I have to run like 1/2 mile to my house with the damn bike on my side. My heart was pounding and I just kept running. We go to my house and this time I call my sister out thinking she might know some of them....turns out they're all in gangs and had knifes with them so I told her if she could come with us and talk to them....we went again and found them at a park...all of a sudden my sister and my friends all say.."RUN!" They want you so run, don't look back, they're gonna kill you. I started laughing and thinking "THIS ISN'T REAL" So I stayed thinking I could confront them and try to talk but one of them was just running at me saying. "Come on 1 on 1 pu**y, come, right here right now b*tch. I said, "I just wanted to say Hi" Now I though to my self ...Do I wanna live or get jumped and get rushed to the hospital....LIVE So I took all of my friends' advice and just rode. Luckily I run track and cross country so I had wayy more stamina than them..I go around the neighborhood and hide at home for a while....you might be thinking but cant you 10th grade friends beat them up?....no there was only 1 my age and the rest of my friends were like 12 year old because my real friends are lazy and play black ops......So they are no use to me in helping....
My friends and sister came back and told me "Alan you lucky son of a b*tch, my homeboy AJ called of his homeboys to chase you" "Your never bike riding without me"
So instead of what she said because it's confusing so I'm gonna tell you what she told me..
They were planning on all 3 of them jumping me..they all had knives and were probably gonna leave me dead in the street and flee themselves..
one of them (the one that was talking to me and wanted to fight me) has already killed 1 and was just released from jail...he is about my age and got kicked out of school because of all his gang stuff and smoking weed in the bathroomm
the second - AJ- he's on parrol and got kicked out of school too--he's 14
the 3rd Isaiah is some weed smoker that has been on probation and got kicked out of school too...
My sister then told me how as soon as they learned I was her brother they stopped.....and said if they ever saw me again..I better watch my back....
I'm not really scared...
They just freaked me out because they were horrible looking mexicanss
Well thats it!
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you get a knife. why do you think i carry one?
watt9493 said:
you get a knife. why do you think i carry one?
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^ I don't even hang around anywhere shady, but I always have a knife, just in case. Its also convenient if something needs to be opened! Lol
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You didn't bother calling 911? Or batman?
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Why don't you get help from the nearest adult? Don't go get your sister, lol. Stop at the first door and ask an adult there for help.
I'd love to be sipping on a Miller watching Top Gear and some little kid bangs on my door for help! Seriously tho. Its the best thing to do, since that person will probably immediately call 911(or batman) and then you'll have all the help you need.
trolololol
Where do you live? Zacatecas?
gangsta wannabes dont mess with satanist or people who look satanic so i've never really had to deal with them so you might want to wear more black
Why do I like this thread more than the others you created?
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Where do you live? Zacatecas?
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haha I don't live in Mexico..haven't been there in ten years.
I live in Texas. Houston/Pasadena.....just not in the ghetto parts
mostly in deer park
this has to be the most awesome off topic post I have ever seen
SteveG12543 said:
^ I don't even hang around anywhere shady, but I always have a knife, just in case. Its also convenient if something needs to be opened! Lol
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Like steve. Just keep one for emergencies. And when the sh!t hits the fan, be glad you have it
ADR6300
This has happendd a couple times to us. We've had the local gang "get off" on us and oh man is it a scary experience. Being outnumbered, outaged and having to defend your own. My best friend has had a knife pulled at his stomach, I've almost gotten jumped for a blue bike. My advice is don't let them intimidate yOu. Next time some confronts you if they're unarmed don't say anything back, take flight immediately. Use all your brute force and aim for his jaw. His buddy's won't do a dam thing trust me on this one.
Alex530 said:
This has happendd a couple times to us. We've had the local gang "get off" on us and oh man is it a scary experience. Being outnumbered, outaged and having to defend your own. My best friend has had a knife pulled at his stomach, I've almost gotten jumped for a blue bike. My advice is don't let them intimidate yOu. Next time some confronts you if they're unarmed don't say anything back, take flight immediately. Use all your brute force and aim for his jaw. His buddy's won't do a dam thing trust me on this one.
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So your not intimated by a local gang, but your intimated by a ghost? Lol wtf?
Yeah well not gonna lie I'd be more scared of a ghost also...
Still this was a bad ass thread.
Vibrant users have the best threads in off- topic!
Ah, the experience...
First of all, having a knife is pointless and gets you into more trouble than it's worth with school authorities.
Secondly, I fight dirty. Jaw? Please, the groin is more reachable.
Thirdly, and I don't teach this enough, is to learn to sacrifice your off-hand (left, as usual) to displace the opponent's weapon and groin him hard with your knee. Learn to deal with downward stabs, upward stabs, and swings. A weapon is useless at closer to arms-length, and that is great reason to learn Krav Maga or Muay Thai (I know a bit of the latter).
Fourthly, don't pick a fight you can't win.
My worse experience was being ganged up by a bunch of kids my age. About six of them, I believe. They circled me in the park and hit me from the back. In the end, I chased one of them down and beat him to a near pulp. His friends decided that running away from me and hitting my back was preferable to fighting directly, so I chased the slowest of the bunch and trashed him. Of course, they never bugged me again.
Another experience with knives was when I used my right hand (wrong hand) to fight off a knife attacker. Bled all over the place despite him not hitting an artery. Apparently, I broke his wrist and cracked his skull over the incident. As usual his friends left him high and dry when it got tough.
I'm from Argentina, and, just for the record, living here it's like being a marine in Irak, but, maybe, without the AK47 and all the Lady Gaga stuff XD
All I can say is don't mess with sakai4eva.
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All I can say is don't mess with sakai4eva.
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Punk(s) deserved it. Of course, I whined like a baby about my injuries after the fight, but during?
Sweet sweet adrenaline and natural painkillers.
Of course, I've mellowed a lot since then.
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Punk(s) deserved it. Of course, I whined like a baby about my injuries after the fight, but during?
Sweet sweet adrenaline and natural painkillers.
Of course, I've mellowed a lot since then.
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Yes yes adrenaline, love that feeling. It's like you got all the strength and take down anyone you see. Lol
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So your not intimated by a local gang, but your intimated by a ghost? Lol wtf?
Yeah well not gonna lie I'd be more scared of a ghost also...
Still this was a bad ass thread.
Vibrant users have the best threads in off- topic!
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We've had run ins with them more times then I've flashed my phone. After a while you get used to it.
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Just tell them you got rid of your blackberry and they should leave you alone
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Everyone posts a joke in this thread. Let's go~
Me first：
A man always cuts cheese when he wakes up every morning. His wife is unable to bear that anymore ，so she tells her husband："If you keep doing that, your bowels will be blown out from your body someday"
Of course her husband dosen't believes her words.He keeps farting every morning.
One morning,wife woke up while her husband was still in bed .She went to the market and bought some chicken and some chicken bowels.When she went back home , her husband was still sleeping. At that moment, an evil idea came into her mind. She filled all the chiken bowels into her sleeping husband's underwear then went into the kitchen.
After a moment ,her husband woke up with a scream and rushed into the bathroom. The woman was so glad that she punished her husband successfully.
30 mins later, her husband went out form the bathroom .
"You are right, honey. I am so sorry ,I didn't follow your words. That horrible thing just happend." Said the husband. "But now everything is all right ! I used my fingers and some petroleum jelly ,I think I just put all my bowels back into my body!"
i would give some but youd have to put up a disclaimer against depravitty on the thread title
I heard this one on the radio:
Have you heard of the octo-mom special going on at Denny's?
It comes with 14 eggs, no sausage and the guy next to you is footing the bill.
did anyone hear bout the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
no??
oh well anywy the other one then
theres this guy called jeff goes into a rooftop bar and orders a pint he starts drinking it
another guy comes over and says scotch is better, it can make you fly so jeff says of course it cant
so the other guy down a scotch and jump out the window and then walks back in minutes later
so jeff asks how does that work, the guy explains that if you down it fast it rasies body temperature therefore hot things rise and you float to safety
so the guys bins the pint orders a scotch drinks it, jump out the windows and smashes into the floor outside
the barkeep tuts looks round at the guy who manged yto complete the challenge and says "superman you really are a wanker when ur drunk"
Im a dyslexic agnostic insomniac...
I stay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him kind of funny but decides to serve him anyway. He asks "Mr. Skeleton, what can I get you?". the Skeleton says "I'll have a beer and a mop".
Irish bloke goes for a job interview as a blacksmith.
Blacksmith asks "so then son, have you ever shoe'd a horse before"??
Irish bloke then replies "NO but I once told a donkey to F**K off"
I thank you.......
What do you do if you see a spaceman.................
Park in it man.....
I tried to walk into Target but I missed.
Q:Why did the Pope cross the road?
A:He crosses everything! (no offense to Catholics but I don't find this offensive and I'm Catholic.)
Guy: You want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Guy: Women's Rights (no offense to women)
Guy: You want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Guy: Civil Rights (no offense to people that find this offensive.)
Guy: You want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Guy: Steve Jobs
Guy: You want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Guy: iPad
Guy: You want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Guy: Apple's products
Knock Knock
Who's There
I eat mop
I eat mop who (sounds like I eat my poo if said aloud)
Q:Why do midgets laugh?
A: The grass tickles their balls.
If a bunch of midgets do the wave, would it be called the ripple?
She was only the admirals daughter, but her navel base was filled with discharged seamen...
Post the lamest jokes you can think of, and lets ROFL everyone!
I'll start:
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
"Dam!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to go to the other side.
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Two cupcakes are sitting in an oven. One cupcakes turns to the other and says, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one looks at him and shouts, "AHHH!!!! A TALKING CUPCAKE!"
A horse walks in a bar and the bar tender asks him "why the long face?"
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "we can't serve your kind here". So the mushroom says "ah c'mon I'm a fun guy!"
What does a menstruating robot use to catch the bleeding?
An iPad.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well........It's not unusual........."
What is a grasshopper's favorite sport?
Cricket.
Two oranges walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "You're round".
idavid_ said:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to go to the other side.
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This is so stupid I lol
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I currently have a jw-15 and a erma werke m1 carbine .22
sadly new zealand is highly restrictive in pistols, or else i would own one or 2.
looking at getting a 44mag or 45-70 marlin next.
How many others out there are into shooting/hunting?
And what do you have hiding in your gun safe?
"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I dunno, but I'm sure it "fixed" something
I've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
I've got a G36 and a M249 (airsoft because this is the UK and we have sensible gun laws, it's the imitation gun laws that are crazy)
I want to get into shooting but in Canada you need to take courses and get a bunch of permits, gonna be a while before I get there. All these damn rules
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I live in Texas guys.
--sent from my glacier.
LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
I have an AC130 in my backyard.
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LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
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Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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conantroutman said:
Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
I'm older than 30 and younger than 40, and I have never shot a gun in my life. If you knew me, you'd probably be surprised. I'd love to try. On a few people.
Sent from my coffee pot.
^
honesty is the best policy lol
I've never shot anything more powerful than a 1,000 fps pellet gun lol... Would absolutely love to though.
This is the only gun I have... Airsoft
Blah, pictures not showing up lol...
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The new Tec 9 from kel_tec or the px4
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Probably my favorite gun.
Jericho 941 aka "Baby" Desert Eagle 45cal
Hah nothing baby about it.
Edit: holy giant pic... Sorry fixing.
I wipe till it bleeds...
I do like the look of the Jericho
Also like the Beretta 92
Never been keen on glocks or sigs, and only certain 1911s.
A guy I know nearly killed his ex wife with his 92 at a firing range in Israel.
I've only ever been to military ranges (you have to be well spaced from the guy shooting to your left if there is no barrier) and always presumed most civilian ranges would be like you see in the movies (ie booths) but their range just had a long table.
She was shooting a little revolver to is right when an empty case ejected from his gun and went down the back of her neck. As she jumped from the burning metal she squeezed her trigger and sent a bullet skimming across her hair line!
The police did investigate to see if it was some elaborate plan to get rid of her - how much of a genius would you have to be to pull that one off?
When they got divorced, she got the Beretta
boborone said:
I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Crazy thing is when I turned 9 my step dad tried teaching me gun safety with a pellet rifle. I remember thinking not to tell him and let him be the dad he wants to be. I'd gone deer hunting and shot lots of animals before that. Squirrel, raccoon, fox, you know all the varmit animals and deer. He tried showing me how powerful the air pellet gun was by shooting a news paper. I'd shot countless animals before at point blank to put em down fully. I KNEW what real guns did. But he had a fun time that day being a dad and I'm glad for it.
* iTouched Epic
I have me a Smith and Wesson M&P 40c and a 1973 Colt Combat Commander in 45acp. I really want an AR-15...
Lets see.. I have
Handfull of. 22's
Couple 12 gauges
Double Barrel 12g coach gun (sadly not a Wells Fargo)
A 30.30 sideload
2 colt 1911's
Ruger P95 9mm
Enfield mk5 jungle
AR-15
Romanian Ak-47
Mosin Nagant
Remington M700 30.06
Forgetting some I'm sure..
Trying to find a deal on a Chey-Tac M200-CIV
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