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Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.

That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.

chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.

Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up

Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.

Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x

that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...

Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.

Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..

I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.

Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.

XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share

That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.

Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes

And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.

johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?

I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!

lolwut?

johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.

finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.

im drunmk

a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!

nimfumpooper us I said it

ya I said it*

Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.

Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.

jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol

Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.

alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol

Any woodford drinkers in??

haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

My gf mad at me for going out...

Ok so what should I do my gf is pissed at me for going out drinking and bowling with my friends when she had to work tomorrow?
Should I (of) ?
A) Take her feelings in consideration and apologize for having fun cause I have the weekend off.
B) Should of forced her to come with me and her being tired for work tomorrow.
C) Or don't worry about it as she will get over it tomorrow and be normal (as girls are crazy and go bananas fir the most retarded reasons).
I think option C is appropriate what do u all think?
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Haha, just sit her down and explain that you're entitled to enjoy your weekend off and you're sorry if you disturbed her.
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psx612 said:
Haha, just sit her down and explain that you're entitled to enjoy your weekend off and you're sorry if you disturbed her.
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Hey that's not an option and u think I havnt tried that? We've been going out for 3 years and half and we live together and she birches and complains.I don't give her enough attention or spend enough time with her.
I think she needs mire gfs to hang out with and go out with and talk to!! I can't deal with her issues that to me I would of dumped off a cliff the minute the hit me! (IE: trouble at work, issues with retarded issues lol)
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I'd say A ,Sorry will mean a lot even if you don't mean it, Plus you don't want it to end over something silly
Also... Hello new Alan
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MacaronyMax said:
I'd say A ,Sorry will mean a lot even if you don't mean it, Plus you don't want it to end over something silly
Also... Hello new Alan
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lol, so everyone who asks for relationship advice is called Alan now

Option D: you nd the boys spend a week binge drinking and visiting strip clubs. After that she shouldn't have a problem with a Saturday night of bowling
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Yeah, go with C. Use it as leverage if she ever goes out.

deliriousDroid said:
Option D: you nd the boys spend a week binge drinking and visiting strip clubs. After that she shouldn't have a problem with a Saturday night of bowling
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That's because she will leave him for good

husam666 said:
That's because she will leave him for good
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Yeah, that might happen to. But you never know till you try. Haha.jks
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Buy her candy and flowers and give her a back rub. Spend the next evening with her watching a movie you rented and eat dinner that you made. Tell her your sorry and that you mean the world to me, I appreciate all you do...yada yada all that corny sh#t you hear on TV. Girls are dumb they wont make any reference from that. Anyways do all that and your clear for a couple weeks.

Well she's still pisses this morning and flowers and candy wont work as she will say :
Are u trying to make me fat?
As for the flowers they only work for a day.
For movie watching that wont work, as we always do that as we don't have much money as we are poor college students
Anyway in about an hour going over to my buddies house to pre drink for a concert and drink this mild hangover away from last night.
I think she needs mire friends as she really only has 1 and she is now a pothead and hardly hangs out with her, and a new one from work that she's only known from work, she needs to have mire fun so she is not *****ing at me every weekend I have off for wanting to go out and have fun and not be a waste if a weekend
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B all the way, take her as an unwilling fun hostage haha
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Right, you can...
Oh no, I really don't care

magicriggs said:
Buy her candy and flowers and give her a back rub. Spend the next evening with her watching a movie you rented and eat dinner that you made. Tell her your sorry and that you mean the world to me, I appreciate all you do...yada yada all that corny sh#t you hear on TV. Girls are dumb they wont make any reference from that. Anyways do all that and your clear for a couple weeks.
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I'm a chick be and I'm telling you this is the correct answer.
Magicriggs: you win a cookie!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm a chick be and I'm telling you this is the correct answer.
Magicriggs: you win a cookie!
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The problem with that is I would have to do that every weekend I go out so it would get very expensive
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davidrules7778 said:
The problem with that is I would have to do that every weekend I go out so it would get very expensive
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You don't have to do, that every single weekend just once a month and in between make sure she knows you appreciate her... Words work well for that and are free
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Babydoll25 said:
You don't have to do, that every single weekend just once a month and in between make sure she knows you appreciate her... Words work well for that and are free
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What kinda words would u like to hear if ur bf went out drinking and u were pisses that u couldn't have fun cause u had to work the next morning
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davidrules7778 said:
What kinda words would u like to hear if ur bf went out drinking and u were pisses that u couldn't have fun cause u had to work the next morning
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"I'm sorry honey.
It was insensitive of me to go out and not realize I maybe made you feel left out.
I really love you and I truly appreciate all that you do for me.
I think we need some time just for us and I will make it up to you."
Listen, most chicks eat that crap right up. (unfortunately for Sparky I see it for what it truly is an attempt to get me to stop *****ing and out of the doghouse...but I digress...)
Just keep it along those lines and spend some time with her and you should be fine....
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Ya believe me I think I've used this many times and it doesn't work that well so I kinda gave up on that and wait for her to get over with which usually takes a whole day
I think its just retarded that she does this to me everytime I go out and she is invited to cone but never hangs out with my friends or there gf when she doesn't ever get out and do fun stuff with her friends as she only has a couple and was too quiet in high school and still too quiet now to make them
It only gets harder as more time we are together
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talk to her seriously, ask her what's wrong with what you're doing. There's nothing bad hanging out with friends once in a while. And tell her it's better than cheating like what other guys do.
ok don't tell her the last part, she might get furious with that.
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Movie Game

You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)

Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.

DirkGently1 said:
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa

That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."

Dredge said:
Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."

Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
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The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Dredge said:
im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body

BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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DirkGently1 said:
Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
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Dredge said:
Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
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Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....

Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.

This thread = Fail

Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!

DirkGently1 said:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...

Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

BazookaAce said:
Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.

Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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BazookaAce said:
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.

DirkGently1 said:
Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?

Sign the divorce papers.

A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.

A cookbook.

063_XOBX said:
A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.

Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.

dude

Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.

4silvertooth said:
Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?

Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.

A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.

Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.

Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.

veeman said:
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck

Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.