eerrrr... I find myself doing it for some reason... She's like a little powder keg. lol
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eerrrr... I find myself doing it for some reason... She's like a little powder keg. lol
edit: shoot.. posted in the wrong section. please move. I thought I was in off-topic forum. Thank you.
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Entirely appropriate at this juncture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s
I like to loosen up her buttons too
I tend to not push buttons as such............more like push her down the stairs....
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I tend to not push buttons as such............more like push her down the stairs....
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what do you mean by better half button?
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eerrrr... I find myself doing it for some reason... She's like a little powder keg. lol
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Hard to tell if your talking about your missus or your phone........
I dont really need to, she goes nuts about the amount of time I spend on here......
just do it, doesnt matter if u like it or not
its a need! XD
Occasionally.....she does it too though!
Have been known to, its a necessary evil though!
Mine does as well. lol
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Jesus H. Christ... I went too far this time. Now I'm kicked out of the house living at my sister's and trying to calm down the fury that she is... oh boy. don't play with fire!
and young people... please don't get married. take it from someone who's been there!
Me: "Sweetheart, you awake?"
Her: "It's 4am, what do you want?"
Me: "Do you know what happens when a Crocodile gets you?"
Her "..."
Me: "Do you?"
Her: "They eat you"
Me: "No they don't"
Her: "Erm...what do they do then?"
Me: *wraps arms and legs around her and rolls around screaming "they do this"*
That's one of the nicest ways I've woken her up.
If I w er didthat...wooooo boy!
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Me: "Sweetheart, you awake?"
Her: "It's 4am, what do you want?"
Me: "Do you know what happens when a Crocodile gets you?"
Her "..."
Me: "Do you?"
Her: "They eat you"
Me: "No they don't"
Her: "Erm...what do they do then?"
Me: *wraps arms and legs around her and rolls around screaming "they do this"*
That's one of the nicest ways I've woken her up.
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Oh I love to so much. It works both ways though, she nags a lot, I annoy her. Well doesn't everybody get sick and tired after a while? People just have to know there boundaries.
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Oh I love to so much. It works both ways though, she nags a lot, I annoy her. Well doesn't everybody get sick and tired after a while? People just have to know there boundaries.
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yeah... unfortunately I overstepped my boundaries and now am in knee-deep-shiite...
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yeah... unfortunately I overstepped my boundaries and now am in knee-deep-shiite...
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What did you do lmao?
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I push my husbands buttons but it never really gets to him, which makes me do it even more. It's all in good fun though.
I push everyone's buttons.
But she gets it more.
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I push everyone's buttons.
But she gets it more.
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)
MacaronyMax said:
Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)
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Everything
wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?
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wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?
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Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Wait... So the doc as a swimming pool?? How awesome!
!PANDA said:
Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Well they chose to post it online
http://www.quickmedical.com/health_information/weight_management/underwater_weighing.html
Hi,
both me and my wife are fighting a desperate (and mostly loosing) fight against the fat.
If you ask me, we as IT workers can but live with it...
Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?
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Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?
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No idea
Probably just a kid venting? From the medical link given, it seems to be a fairer and more accurate measurement of fat to body-mass ratio than merely using a scale. If the OP really has less fat and more bones/muscle, the test would have been a more accurate measurement of obesity than simply using a weighing scale.
And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
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And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.
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Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.
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Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.
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Well, I'm glad you are not working in my company then
Rights can never come without the responsibility of enforcing/using that particular right. Otherwise, that is really messed up.
What I meant by that is that since the parents have a responsibility to take care of you, they have the rights to enforce such a responsibility. Otherwise, you should just fend for yourself. Google up teenage emancipation and read up.
The world is never fair, and always cruel. "Grownups" have experienced it. Trust me, I know.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.
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Sorry, forgot the #sarcasm there. Please excuse the teenage angst in this here thread. You will need to engage psychiatrist and psychologists that HAVE to prove that the trauma has significantly changed the victim and their behavior is no longer bounded by societal norms.
From what I can see, teenagers ranting is quite extremely normal. And so is a teenager being shy about his/her body.
Oh, and your superiority complex is showing. Why don't YOU try to put up a PTSD case and see if you can sue your parents?
Move along, and GOML.
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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Likely somewhere below the waist
Me too... all this reading.. for nothing!
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jree said:
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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damn i forgot about this thread......
...And it can be forgotten again. Please don't revive old threads from 2010.
Thread closed.
The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?
I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
lolwut?
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.
im drunmk
a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!
nimfumpooper us I said it
ya I said it*
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol
Any woodford drinkers in??
haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.
...a person made you feel really crap because you misread the signals?
Drink?
Cry?
Go see football?
Play a prank?
wat if i cant say?
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a <insert word here> what people say about me.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Think about the trials that others are facing in their lives. Children starving because of draughts, countries devestated by tsunamis, towns flattened by tornados....the impending zombie apocalypse.
I know it's hard to keep things in perspective but just try to focus on the things that matter. Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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^^ Same for me, I'm gonna end up having a few drinks anyway, so I'd do that
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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Yep this for me as well
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Think about ....the impending zombie apocalypse.
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That helped a bunch!
DirkGently1 said:
...Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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Does this really needs explaining?
When you think you've got the message but you got it totally wrong! And you show your hand of cards and get royal flushed! Royally! Metaphors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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That helped a bunch!
miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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Hey! Great beat!
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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Made my day!
Do you think that, too?
Quite the opposite, i reckon they're still not used enough. Of course it's become easier to do online but people are still reserved and reticent to be polite to strangers. Natural reaction i guess. Perhaps the fact that people are being polite online may carry over to real life eventually?
Personally i've always found myself being awkward in real life social situations and heartfelt stuff just makes it worse. Gotta be drunk for that stuff! No such problem saying Thanks, please, sorry etc on here though.
I don't think the mods will like that. A "thank you" is a thing you'll have to deserve.
I will however 'Thank' any currently serving, or previously serving, member of any of the Armed Services on principal.
Should the OP decide to enlist and serve his Queen and Country i will be the first to hit that button!
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
I hate Justin bayber, will you thank me?
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WTS thanks hitting. 1$ each. pm me
(kidding don't ban me)
But that doesn't help when you secretly have a crush on Rebecca Black. So no, i can't thank you yet.
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Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
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Hear, hear!
Cheers!
Edit: Can i borrow a couple of your commonwealth countries for the weekend? Nothing important...perhaps Canada & Australia? I promise to return them in good condition!
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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Lulz! So you feel like you're being played? Kids are masters at manipulation and will stop at nothing! The two 'angels' that i share a house with know exactly how to wrap me in knots.
Bless 'em. (They're not mine so i only have to digest them in bite sized chunks).
When i was younger i had terrible trouble admitting when i was wrong. I would defend my argument long after it had stopped being logical. I think that's common too. It stings the pride. I'm glad i'm not like that any more.
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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The ones here are 4 (boy) and 5 (girl) and boy does she think she's the boss! My landlord is the most patient people person i've ever known, and is far too kind to be a disciplinarian, (he took me in after all), but she takes every advantage of the fact.
"Daughter of mine, you're going to bed soon so turn off that computer and go brush your teeth".
"No daddy, we don't go to bed at this time and i will play this some more, and then i will watch television for a while...", in the sweetest voice imaginable, as if she's explaining the way things are to a total idiot.
I love it! She always does what i ask her though.
They could be the most important words ever spoken to a person
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How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
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I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.
Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.
Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.