Any tips on singing better? - Off-topic

I recently want to start singing and was wondering if you.guys have tips of any kind?
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Alanrocks15 said:
I recently want to start singing and was wondering if you.guys have tips of any kind?
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Do scales, breath properly.
Learn to breath in for up to 16 seconds, then hold for a few seconds, then release in 16 seconds. Learn to breath properly, with an open mouth, and from your diaphragm. After a long session of singing, your abdomen should feel like you've been doing ab workouts for the whole day (mine does).
Sing scales, from Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do-Ti-La-So-Fa-Mi-Re at the lowest that you can, then move up the scales. That means you start from C scale, the move up to D scale, and so on and so forth until you can't sing anymore. Also do octaves, where you go from a low "do" to a high "DO".
Vocalize, enunciate and project your voice. Don't mumble, open your mouth sooooo big like you wanna swallow the damn mic every time. Enunciate your words probably, or when you are singing multiple words in succession you will mumble and they could end up sounding very hilarious (happened to me once). Voice projection is important. You should aim to project your voice so that a room of 100 people can hear you clearly.
Memorize lyrics. Failure to do so will result in absolute scorn of your fellow musicians. This is not karaoke.
Depending on the setting and your religiousity, a church would be an excellent place to learn vocals. I learned most of my stuff in churches.
Karaoke is a great time to practise and show off your vocal range and power. My friends hate me for that. Their envy fuels my confidence and I sing louder and stronger when it comes to my favourite songs.
Have a favourite song. It should suit your emotion, vocal range and style. Sing it over and over and over again until you get it right. Build from that. Sing it with the emotion, passion and conviction.
Last but not least, get a coach. The internet can only teach you so much.

Okay thank you very much.
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Well, you could quit smoking, or stop shooting up on heroine right before your performances. Also, tell the guy standing next to you to quit punching you in the stomach as you go for the High C note. You could quit gargling with razor blades, too, or stop inhaling helium.

Lol okay will keep in mind
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Start singing Practice makes perfect. Try to imitate the people who sing the genre of music you wanna song also. It helped me, but I'm not professional either so....
Edit: Play rock band haha
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SciFiSurfer said:
Well, you could quit smoking, or stop shooting up on heroine right before your performances. Also, tell the guy standing next to you to quit punching you in the stomach as you go for the High C note. You could quit gargling with razor blades, too, or stop inhaling helium.
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+1 for the not smoking, -1 for the heroin, coz I heard it helps reach higher notes.

Dont know but u should ask on xda ...........
Not

souljaboy said:
Dont know but u should ask on xda ...........
Not
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Heya boy. How is XDA's no.1 troll doing?

Lmao troll is obvious?
sakai4eva said:
Heya boy. How is XDA's no.1 troll doing?
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I suggest you get an instructor. Those usually help
Oh, and since this is xda forum, maybe you can create app for learning how to sing. Can't hurt to try

sakai4eva said:
Do scales, breath properly.
Learn to breath in for up to 16 seconds, then hold for a few seconds, then release in 16 seconds. Learn to breath properly, with an open mouth, and from your diaphragm. After a long session of singing, your abdomen should feel like you've been doing ab workouts for the whole day (mine does).
Sing scales, from Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do-Ti-La-So-Fa-Mi-Re at the lowest that you can, then move up the scales. That means you start from C scale, the move up to D scale, and so on and so forth until you can't sing anymore. Also do octaves, where you go from a low "do" to a high "DO".
Vocalize, enunciate and project your voice. Don't mumble, open your mouth sooooo big like you wanna swallow the damn mic every time. Enunciate your words probably, or when you are singing multiple words in succession you will mumble and they could end up sounding very hilarious (happened to me once). Voice projection is important. You should aim to project your voice so that a room of 100 people can hear you clearly.
Memorize lyrics. Failure to do so will result in absolute scorn of your fellow musicians. This is not karaoke.
Depending on the setting and your religiousity, a church would be an excellent place to learn vocals. I learned most of my stuff in churches.
Karaoke is a great time to practise and show off your vocal range and power. My friends hate me for that. Their envy fuels my confidence and I sing louder and stronger when it comes to my favourite songs.
Have a favourite song. It should suit your emotion, vocal range and style. Sing it over and over and over again until you get it right. Build from that. Sing it with the emotion, passion and conviction.
Last but not least, get a coach. The internet can only teach you so much.
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thanks for this..

melanie14 said:
thanks for this..
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No prob. Just clickie on the thanks button, which is why it exists
p/s: Mods, this is not really blatant thanks-whoring if she wanted to thank me, right?

Most guys can't sing... which is why I rap, ask the veterans.

Original Android <3ers! said:
Most guys can't sing... which is why I rap, ask the veterans.
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Ahem. I beg to differ.

sakai4eva said:
Ahem. I beg to differ.
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Ahem... Sorry I had a bad cough a while ago and it's still kinda in there. Ahem-hem-hem.

Original Android <3ers! said:
Ahem... Sorry I had a bad cough a while ago and it's still kinda in there. Ahem-hem-hem.
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*shrugs and continue singing*

Walks off and continues to rap.
"...but it's far from over."

Original Android <3ers! said:
Walks off and continues to rap.
"...but it's far from over."
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Rap ain't music. It's regurgitation of the sh!t they forced down them fool's throats

Well, then, I just synced sh!t that is forced down fool's throats onto my Google Account with the Google Music Cloud App? NO QUEY!

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Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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chopper the dog said:
Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

Possibly ALIEN LIFE

Just thought I had to share this! here's a link to yahoo article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/nasascientistfindsevidenceofalienlife
I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.
Those links got scrubbed. Which is typical for our friends in Menwith Hill Surrey.
Skellyyy said:
I'd be more interested if they had found a cure for cancer or something.
Like, c'mon, aliens are exciting and all, but what if they're real? What's going to happen? Most likely - nothing. For the past 2000+ years there hasn't be a recorded face-to-face alien encounter so I highly doubt anything would happen.
But yeah, exciting none the least.
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I'm very excited about this. I just hope these claims are true. I just think its kind of a coincidence that this happened, because there were rumors that the American government will soon admit that there is alien life. But its all hear say...idk. Plus this is way more of a big deal than a lame UFO. This is science! NASA is serious about this, they've invited 5,000 scientists to examine the evidence. If this isn't a big deal to anyone then wake up. If these claims become fact, it's the biggest discovery of man-kind.
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We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.
There's no aliens
Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.
SciFiSurfer said:
We're rather shallow and jaded in this country, augoza. Don't expect too much.
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For sure.
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conantroutman said:
Lets face it, IF there is life out there intelligent enough to to find us and make contact, then the chances are that they would be much more advanced than us and either totally ignore us or destroy us. In the style of either "Independence Day" or "Mars Attacks"???
Im hoping its more like Mars Attacks personally.......
As far as Im concerned unless they bring us some kind of strange and exotic space meat and teach how to cook it then they can **** off.
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Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.
husam666 said:
There is no such tings as aliens,
humans have been building UFOs since the WWII
and they are genetically engineering creatures to make what looks like an alien.
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Well I personally think its silly to believe we're the only life in this whole universe. Its a strong theory. And I've heard about USA and other countries back-engineering alien craft. In my opinion, most legit UFO sightings were humans controlling the craft. Could be possible. BUT like I said people all those stories don't mean anything compared to this. No scientist has got involved with those theories. And yes I do somewhat support some theories. But this is science people. Hail science lol
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augoza said:
Agreed. But lets face the facts first. NASA only CLAIMS so far. And what they found was just life on a micro level so far. No intelligent life. These organism's may be the only alien life besides us. As soon as someone says "aliens" most people jump to conclusions and think guns and destruction, But it could be as innocent as plant life on another planet.
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That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
mmmmmmmm alien vegetables..... (no icon for drooling)
**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
conantroutman said:
That may well be the case.
If so, these alien plants had better be similar to cabbage and go well with a nice juicy pork steak.....
mmmmmmmm alien vegetables..... (no icon for drooling)
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Haha nice. But I was just using plants as an example. What he found was just fossils. This scientists could be wrong though. Some scientists disagree with him; http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110307/hl_time/08599205746100
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MacaronyMax said:
**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
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whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke
MacaronyMax said:
**scared**
Opened this thread then heard this really loud plane ish sound from the sky... But it doesn't sound like the normals ones and it was louder lol
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husam666 said:
whenever you feel scared, just remember the other UFO thread with the UFO-developers joke
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Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666
augoza said:
Hahaha Max thats messed up.
Ha this has nothing to do with unidentified flying objects husam666
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I was talking about this thread, IDK if you know it, but really funny stuff in there
1. We might not have cured cancer, but the aliens might have
2. It is true that if there's aliens, one look at 4chan would have them bombing us back to the stone age (if we are lucky)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
</sarcasm>
SciFiSurfer said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aliens. Sure. Next you're going to tell me there's women on the Internet or something.
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+1 internets for you, good sir.

Is it one song that makes the mood? Or a selcection of songs together?

Basically for me if I want to remind myself of summer 2010 I listen to the songs that
came out back then, not just one song
what about you?
One song can easily do it for me, but like you, and a lot of people i guess, it's a collection of songs that does it best. I turned my HTC Touch on about a month ago, and it hadn't been used since 2008, so i had a good laugh when i checked the music and videos on the SD
When i'm on a listening session i'm usually in the mood for a particular genre, so i tend to keep the playlist to that for the duration. So i guess the mood comes first and then the music.
I will however reflect and dwell on the memories invoked by particular songs as they come on, and i'll either feel melancholy or jubilant accordingly! (My listening sessions are a rollercoaster ride)
(Off topic in off topic. Yes it's Offception)
"Sorry, you are limited to five thanks per day". Damnit.. Dirk, i just noticed that you have 199 thanks, and i felt like giving you the magic 200, but noooo...
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(Off topic in off topic. Yes it's Offception)
"Sorry, you are limited to five thanks per day". Damnit.. Dirk, i just noticed that you have 199 thanks, and i felt like giving you the magic 200, but noooo...
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Excuses, excuses! It's the money thought that counts!
We need to go deeper.jpg*
*Obligatory 'That's What She Said..'
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(Off topic in off topic. Yes it's Offception)
"Sorry, you are limited to five thanks per day". Damnit.. Dirk, i just noticed that you have 199 thanks, and i felt like giving you the magic 200, but noooo...
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Taken care of......
Well thank you (yeah you won't get your button pressed. Unless you're a girl) kind Sir!
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conantroutman said:
Taken care of......
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I've said it before but i'll say it again. You sir are a drunk gent! I meant gent...
As a user of the XDA Classic skin i didn't know, so thanks guys for the heads up. I always switch skins when i need to do the thanking and never think to look. Hopefully people are making use of my Wallpaper collections and even the poor buggers using my WinMO Themes
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Well thank you (yeah you won't get your button pressed. Unless you're a girl) kind Sir!
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The Operation costs are too high and i don't need the mood swings
Btw, why does it take a woman having her monthlies, ten minutes to make a cup of tea?
IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT?!!

Has the word THANKS and SORRY become to cheap?

Do you think that, too?
Quite the opposite, i reckon they're still not used enough. Of course it's become easier to do online but people are still reserved and reticent to be polite to strangers. Natural reaction i guess. Perhaps the fact that people are being polite online may carry over to real life eventually?
Personally i've always found myself being awkward in real life social situations and heartfelt stuff just makes it worse. Gotta be drunk for that stuff! No such problem saying Thanks, please, sorry etc on here though.
I don't think the mods will like that. A "thank you" is a thing you'll have to deserve.
I will however 'Thank' any currently serving, or previously serving, member of any of the Armed Services on principal.
Should the OP decide to enlist and serve his Queen and Country i will be the first to hit that button!
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
I hate Justin bayber, will you thank me?
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WTS thanks hitting. 1$ each. pm me
(kidding don't ban me)
But that doesn't help when you secretly have a crush on Rebecca Black. So no, i can't thank you yet.
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Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
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Hear, hear!
Cheers!
Edit: Can i borrow a couple of your commonwealth countries for the weekend? Nothing important...perhaps Canada & Australia? I promise to return them in good condition!
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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Lulz! So you feel like you're being played? Kids are masters at manipulation and will stop at nothing! The two 'angels' that i share a house with know exactly how to wrap me in knots.
Bless 'em. (They're not mine so i only have to digest them in bite sized chunks).
When i was younger i had terrible trouble admitting when i was wrong. I would defend my argument long after it had stopped being logical. I think that's common too. It stings the pride. I'm glad i'm not like that any more.
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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The ones here are 4 (boy) and 5 (girl) and boy does she think she's the boss! My landlord is the most patient people person i've ever known, and is far too kind to be a disciplinarian, (he took me in after all), but she takes every advantage of the fact.
"Daughter of mine, you're going to bed soon so turn off that computer and go brush your teeth".
"No daddy, we don't go to bed at this time and i will play this some more, and then i will watch television for a while...", in the sweetest voice imaginable, as if she's explaining the way things are to a total idiot.
I love it! She always does what i ask her though.
They could be the most important words ever spoken to a person
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gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.
Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.
Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.

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