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Expectations vs reality thread

Name some of your expectations and how you were dissapointed with them(doesnt have to be something too personal)
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I expect everything to suck, but just occasionally it doesn't turn out that way. Instead, sometimes things REALLY suck, which just exceeds all my expectations!
Edit: Btw, your 'Threat' title can be edited by double clicking the line next to the title. (Credit to Archer for that discovery).

DirkGently said:
I expect everything to suck, but just occasionally it doesn't turn out that way. Instead, sometimes things REALLY suck, which just exceeds all my expectations!
Edit: Btw, your 'Threat' title can be edited by double clicking the line next to the title. (Credit to Archer for that discovery).
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Thanks for that one
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DirkGently said:
I expect everything to suck, but just occasionally it doesn't turn out that way. Instead, sometimes things REALLY suck, which just exceeds all my expectations!
Edit: Btw, your 'Threat' title can be edited by double clicking the line next to the title. (Credit to Archer for that discovery).
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I always set my expectations low so that way I'm never disappointed

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Well, someone recommended me this really good show(anime) i watched it and i was hooked, halfway i was getting a little bored by the end it started getting sad but i thought the endind had to be epic.
Worst ending ive ever seen 95 episodes.for nothing, was only worth it until 62
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I watched this one anime carry on 260 something episodes 80% was filler episodes.
Stopped a episode 200 and something due to 40 episode trudge that ended in the worst anticlimax causing the 40 episode mission to be worthless with no adition to the main story what so ever.
Bought a SE X10i.
Expected the best
Got 2n'd best.
Moan about shop keeper that lied about its multi-touch capabilities.
Moan at myself for not checking online first.

OmegaRED^ said:
I watched this one anime carry on 260 something episodes 80% was filler episodes.
Stopped a episode 200 and something due to 40 episode trudge that ended in the worst anticlimax causing the 40 episode mission to be worthless with no adition to the main story what so ever.
Bought a SE X10i.
Expected the best
Got 2n'd best.
Moan about shop keeper that lied about its multi-touch capabilities.
Moan at myself for not checking online first.
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R u talking about bleach?
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negrobembon said:
R u talking about bleach?
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nope.. but close.. but no not bleach.
Naruto. "i can't remember the exact numbers of episodes.. but i could feel my life waste away"
What anime were u talking about? bleach.. similar issue.

OmegaRED^ said:
nope.. but close.. but no not bleach.
Naruto. "i can't remember the exact numbers of episodes.. but i could feel my life waste away"
What anime were u talking about? bleach.. similar issue.
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I was talking about samurai x(rurouni kenshin)
Also naruto was only worth it till 150 or something after that there are so many fillers it hurts
Bleach is worst they dont even bother to make the fillers match the storyline
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negrobembon said:
I was talking about samurai x(rurouni kenshin)
Also naruto was only worth it till 150 or something after that there are so many fillers it hurts
Bleach is worst they dont even bother to make the fillers match the storyline
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Exactly... it's so stupid!

I was disappointed with this seasons final episode of "Boardwalk Empire" because Lucky's brother got away with...................

Trolling

Lol I don't smell, probably never did.
Troll ahead

Get the How do I Smell today App, Lol...

Man you never seize to amaze me. Just take showers daily and you won't smell. easy enough

Are you kidding me Alan? Are you from the deep jungles of Papua New Guinea or something?
You know you smell bad when you're the only human at the Justin Bieber concert. Take a shower everyday and you'll be safe.
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Or get the App, ^^^^ (Joking) Lol...

Hey, if plants wilt over as you pass by, you just might be a smelly feller.
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Have you smelled yourself? If you smell bad then you'll surely know. If you don't know ask someone if you smell. I don't think us xda members can answer your question, and I'd be rather reluctant to answer your question if I was.
Sometimes, if you unknowingly smell like urine it could be a sign of kidney failure/issues. But I don't think you are having kidney related issues so don't make a thread asking how to know if you have kidney issues..
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

Or dont make a thread asking how to make a thread about kidney issues...because you smell.
Shower deodorant, strong cologne. Sometimes you can leave the shower out. lol

I shower every night!
I put Cologne and deodorant.
I also smell myself and I smell like clean.
I get paranoid now that I have that thought in my head. Because everytime I hear a person say "ugh what's that smell?" Or they sniff or cough I think its me?!
But I smell myself and I smell good!
I had this crazy theory on maybe I smell good on my skin but maybe I have an outer layer of smell that's stinks...
I don't know I was told today and ...that's it well some guy tells me everyday but I think he's kidding.
In my French class it smell weird in there and I always think its me.
Okay so today is 12:25 am and just took a shower ....I put deodorant and smell myself and smell like nothing.
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Cut down on the LSD

TravisBean said:
Cut down on the LSD
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Lmao I would listen to Travis, he knows what he's talking about.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

I_am_Error said:
Lmao I would listen to Travis, he knows what he's talking about.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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What's LSD?
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TravisBean said:
Cut down on the LSD
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+1 on that. Or we will start taking some if you continue with these questions
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LSD = Lysergic acid diethylamide
It's pretty fun. It's this food, and it's really good, difficult to get though. If you have a chance get some and try it.
*DISCLAIMER* If anyone is stupid enough to believe any of my posts, you deserve whatever will happen to you, and I will not deserve the banx0r.

look for a hot popular girl, ask her how you smell, she'll always be honest with you.

Alan, you truly have outdone yourself this time.
I take my hat off to you sir.
Also, anyone else notice a funny smell over here?
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Ughhh km at sschool and for some reason I smell something..I smelled my clothes amd tthey smell good but just standing I smell something and for some reason my friend smelled me?!
I put Cologne and deodorant
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the language is crappy, but I think you got the picture

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

9/11

I just wanted to take a second to send condolences to any xda member who lost someone eleven years ago today or in the war that followed. We still have troops in AFG, and I pray for their safe return.
S/F
gov
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I can't believe it's been that long.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I can't believe it's been that long.
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Me neither.
Feels like 5 years ago max.
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9/11 was a inside job
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bord1er said:
9/11 ..........
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Reported for being an idiot. I hope that you get a lifetime ban for that.
There is no need for such an insensitive and provocative comment on a day like today, or any time to be honest. I'm not American, but if you really believe what you wrote then you are a waste of space and oxygen.

bord1er said:
9/11 was a inside job
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You proof your trollface-avatar is saying something about your personality.
I won't go into any discussion about this on the Internet - especially not today.
Now please go and be expendable somewhere else.

bord1er said:
9/11 was a inside job
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Man, that's messed up. We all have our own opinions about it and many share the same. Today is definitely not the day to ride that horse into town.

Not an american, but i can guarantee that this is an event no one would forget.
And guys, let's not troll a topic as sensitive as this.
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AMEN
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911
nevertheless it's a big loss of these masses of innocent people who got killed whereby it does not matter who did it!

@bord1er. I usually wouldn't waste my time with you, but read the op. This post was in no way meant to be political. I was in the marines and spent a good deal of time overseas but this has nothing to do with what one thinks about those events and that should be clear, as someone pretty much already posted. However, you've certainly shown your cards, haven't you.
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I'm not American and generally don't care about what happens in America, but regardless, Rest In Peace to all those who lost their lives all those years ago, to all the men and women who have lost their lives fighting the war against terror to keep everyone else safe and my heart and condolences go out to all the families and friends who have been affected by the losses.
Also, don't give that troll the time of day. He's just trying to get a thrill from being an arse and being insensitive.
Don't respond to it because it will just keep bringing attention to it.
I'm sure his comment will be gone soon enough anyway.

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WiredPirate said:
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I told you it was a inside job it was our own government
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Never forget...

I'm just speaking the truth guys sorry to everyone died was it was our government that killed them
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Thread closed for the following reasons:
Reason the first: The trolls seems to have no respect for this type of threads and will cause major issues
Reason the second: This thread may or may not spark political comments which are not allowed here
Reason the third: I don't really have one but let's keep this topic closed for now, please.
Best regards,
M_T_M

**POLL** Do you know what a white/black/gray hat means.....

......and which one do you wear
Poll to learn the makeup of members nowadays.
http://www.infosecisland.com/blogview/8318-Five-Famous-Hacker-Profiles-White-and-Black-Hats.html

I know.
I wear a pink hat, because I'mfabulous.jpg
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I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz
called the Pope, pretending to be Henry Kissinger.
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:highfive:

White ish
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WiredPirate said:
I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz :highfive:
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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I don't wear a hat. It gives me hathair.
(Grey.)
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boborone said:
I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.

He's pretty impartial but he's far from down to Earth. Some of his ideas regarding tech and patent licensing are probably never going to happen. For instance (and I'm paraphrasing here) he thinks Apple should agree to license all of it's "General UI" elements for a reasonable fee. That will never happen, Apple has invested too much on it's UI and that's the only real advantage they have. Also he want's iTunes for Android. Where's the logic in that?
That said I have a lot of respect for him and wish he still held the reigns at Apple.

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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
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Yeah. The only time I would wait in line for an iPhone would be next to him. And he does camp out for it. He does it for the fan fair and to hang out with people. Not cause he's a fanboy.
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And to stay on topic I'm not much for hats. More like polos and name tags. Social engineering is where it's at.
Epic double post. Getting that a lot lately for some reason.

nevermind

Men shouldn't wear hats.
Unless they're Clint Eastwood!

Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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063_XOBX said:
Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.

Hard to fit a hat over my enormous head and impossible to do with dreadlocks..
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DirkGently said:
I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.

063_XOBX said:
Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Everything i know, i learned from tv and movies. Thanks to Walter White i now have several law enforcement agencies hunting me down, not to mention three or four very dangerous gangs who all want to kill me.
I won't tell you the trouble i got in pretending to be an MI6 spy or advertising executive!

Sombrero
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