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I've been away for a while...

Anything special that happened in OT? I have internet at where I'm staying now (stupid neighbors not putting a password on their WiFi) So I'll try to post more. Fill me in, is Llama gone again?

Llama was never back AFAIK
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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I remember him coming back in like may or something.

jaszek said:
I remember him coming back in like may or something.
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Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Also twitch
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watt9493 said:
Also twitch
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Where did I disappear to?
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Spam spam and more spam...
So to answer your question, no....
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twitch153 said:
Where did I disappear to?
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Teh school
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watt9493 said:
Teh school
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Oh! Yeah, I've been busy doing college things.
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watt9493 said:
Llama was never back AFAIK
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good reddens

Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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Thc?
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dexter93 said:
Yeah, but gone..... Also Dan Wilson dissapeared.... and so did max....
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Not completley

jaszek said:
Collage things suck in the summer. So it 7:14 pm here in Poland, on a friday, so I guess I will dod what I did for the past two days. Drink. FML. lol.
Ok, no drinking tonight. Maybe some inhalation of illegal substances found in a certain type of plant.
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+1
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G

I ended up drinking hop soup. but got invited to THC.
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did I really type this while piss drunk? the space key on my macbook doesn't feel like it should. Sorry for posting while drunk. Herp Derp.

Why am i on this forum drunk...again.

jaszek said:
Why am i on this forum drunk...again.
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Because this is the best place to be if you ask me.
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Me buying a new phone. Haven't decided yet though.

OT Holidays *read Reason to Drink [May 8] [USA] National Teacher Day

So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)

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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.

Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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jaszek said:
Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy

Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......

watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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boborone said:
Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.

My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.

jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down

watt9493 said:
mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.

Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!

Babydoll25 said:
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol

Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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conantroutman said:
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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You're so right.
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Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now

I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me

Alaskans of xda

Just thought I'd start a thread for anyone from Alaska, or for who has always wanted to come here.
Took these pictures at work today.
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Might not get interest, but who knows. Sometimes it good to think about things other than our gadgets .....LOL

I really want to go to Alaska to photograph it. Also I'd love to head up north in Alaska, like where it takes 5 hours for a medic to come help you. There are some beautiful places there...and cheap corner women in Anchorage, at least thats what the Discovery Channel told me.

I suppose it depends on where you are at.
The scenery, and the economy are great here.
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Those pictures are great.
U are really lucky 4 being in such a nice nature
Is it important how did i send this?

I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.

Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Beautiful pics OP.

conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Do that, and spend the rest of your life in prison. Don't even think about it.
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, and he said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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veeman said:
I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
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Yeah, last winter, I think you were colder than us. Go figure.
This summer here is very cool. I had 38 degrees the other morning. Not good. Its the middle of july.
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This is what we had today.....
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chrism.brunner said:
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, angry h said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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I would eat one. I imagine they would be chewy, they look chewy. I wonder if seal would be better grilled or fried. If I had my pick of artic type animals to eat though it would definitely be penguin, they look delicious!!

He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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chrism.brunner said:
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.

You got it.
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Maybe I'm the only guy from Alaska on the site. Wouldn't that be something?

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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.

veeman said:
No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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Lame! By that logic I shouldn't be eating Mexican food either because I'm Italian.

I'm "german", and love italian food....

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis

Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.

Free nukes for everyone.

Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?

Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.

deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!

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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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m1l4droid said:
Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.

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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.

m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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The Official "Only in My Country" Thread...

Only in America does a couple come in and place an order at Wendy's with McDonald's cups already in tow.
And yes, they got an additional drink whilst at Wendy's.

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Only in America does a couple come in and place an order at Wendy's with McDonald's cups already in tow.
And yes, they got an additional drink whilst at Wendy's.
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In America, people don't say "whilst."

Only in my country do people pour water into the shampoo bottle even after its finished and use it for another week
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only in my country where we get to see a McDonald's or BK under construction
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only in my country will your poop fall down on the track while using the toilet in a railway instead of being collected in a tank. (i know it happens. just glad that i never travel by railway)

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only in my country will your poop fall down on the track while using the toilet in a railway instead of being collected in a tank. (i know it happens. just glad that i never travel by railway)
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Amen, fellow Indian.
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only in my country will your poop fall down on the track while using the toilet in a railway instead of being collected in a tank. (i know it happens. just glad that i never travel by railway)
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Never? Really?

roofrider said:
Never? Really?
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ya. i dont travel a lot. when i have to go to my home town (in another state) i take a bus. (and thats pretty much the travelling i do)

From the depths of Hell!

CnC-ROCK said:
only in my country will your poop fall down on the track while using the toilet in a railway instead of being collected in a tank. (i know it happens. just glad that i never travel by railway)
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That's not true.
That system was still present on British railway cars till a few years back... early '00s.

Only in my country...
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Sleepy! said:
That's not true.
That system was still present on British railway cars till a few years back... early '00s.
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the point is that englishmen fixed their system but it still persists in india

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the point is that englishmen fixed their system but it still persists in india
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But it's good for the weeds growing by the tracks. If they try to fix it, I'll have to inform PETA. Starvation of weeds is not okay.

veeman said:
But it's good for the weeds growing by the tracks. If they try to fix it, I'll have to inform PETA. Starvation of weeds is not okay.
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Weeds are an animal now? Get your organizations straight.
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Weeds are an animal now? Get your organizations straight.
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Weeds have feelings too. When you smoke them you are sucking the feelings out of the plant and into your body.
Weeds think therefore they are.

Only in my country do weeds have feelings.

Only in my country...

Only in my country are poor people fat