OK, so first off: think "Honeycomb." What comes to mind? An intricate heaxagonal lattice inhabitted by social insects with cool names and functions such as "queen" and "drone." It's no wonder the Android Honeycomb OS has inspired so many cool themes and desktop Wallpapers.
Now here's the challenege: Think "Ice Cream Sandwitch." What comes to mind? A kids treat. Now try to think of a single, solitary, cool theme or wallpaper inspired by the word "Ice Cream Sandwitch." You can't, can you? That's because it's not possible. Indeed, scientists working at NASA, JPL and CERN have proven that it's impossible to derive a single cool theme or wallpaper from something as dorky as an ice cream sandwitch.
How sad.
Really? That was worth a post? Should have instead looked up how to spell sandwich.
I assume you just make fun of it by wrong spelling "sandwich", anyway, if not Ice Cream Sandwich, what is your suggestion then?
What an Ice Cream Sandwich means to me
When I think about eating an Ice Cream Sandwich on a hot, humid day, my heart races with excitement as my tired mind becomes enthralled with thoughts of slowly consuming a wondrously cool delicacy, so refreshingly simple that my taste buds gasp with delightful excitement. As I open my eyes, I realize there's a Samsung Galaxy S2 "Within" my hand.
IDK, I could envision a three striped wallpaper: two thin dark brown on the edges separated by a large centered white stripe.
Also the variety...
Ever had a half and half ice cream sandwich?
What about a chipwich? mmm chocolate chips...
I like to get a wide straw and poke out a hole through most of it, then backfill with chocolate syrup. Yum.
dark with cool icy blue highlights. Just because you suffer from a rather limited imagination do not assume that your failing extends to the whole human race.
I hope this is just a poor example of trolling as who would really think the restrictive regular pattern of hexagons and the extreme regimented social structure of bees is a boon to design ideas.
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Should have instead looked up how to spell sandwich.
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It's Sammitch
And this is not in the off-topic section because....?
The worst thing about an ice cream SANDWICH is when it's gone. Well that and the fact that some of the sandwich part always gets stuck to my fingers.
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The worst thing about an ice cream SANDWICH is when it's gone. Well that and the fact that some of the sandwich part always gets stuck to my fingers.
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You're not kidding. Drips on your legs, pants, shoes, and sticky bits of brown whatever-the-hell-it-is stuck to your fingers and lips.
This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
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This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
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I know, it's almost as bad as that thread about porting Sense. man, what a silly thread that one was!
And you need a theme to remind you what operating system you're using because...?
Get some wallpapers with kittens or mountain lakes or jubblies like a normal person.
Man you guys are really, really serious people... like... dry toast, Earl Grey and The Financial Times serious.
"Laughter is a devilish whim which deforms the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys." -Jorge de Burgos.
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I know, it's almost as bad as that thread about porting Sense. man, what a silly thread that one was!
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Funny you mention that. Take a look at who created it. I'll give you a hint: His username starts with an "i"
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Funny you mention that. Take a look at who created it. I'll give you a hint: His username starts with an "i"
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.......derp
ikingblack said:
This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
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What's wrong with getting a little off topic? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Besides the topic of this thread is pretty useless anyway.
I'd much rather eat an ice cream sandwich than a honeycomb. Maybe the OP is some sort of health nut.
I think you were probably holding it wrong...
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I hate HTC's signed bootloaders.
Whores, that's all.
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Women, that's all.
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fixed.....
No, not all women are whores.
but i c wut u did thar lolololol
Bootloaders have always been signed. There is no problem with that for anybody. Did you perhaps mean encrypted Bootloaders?
Just askin'!
I hate bugs! Any and all kinds...
I hate...
...All non HTC devices...when members do not search before creating a thread...
I hate that you made the thread I was going to make before I had the time to do so.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I will love...sorry..hate to close this thread
I hate mosquitoes.
I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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I do...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I hate Apple.
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I hatez Apple too...
Heard this one from a geek friend:
An apple a day is supposed to keep you healthy, right? But with Apple making their stuff so frkn expensive, I'd rather pay my surgeon. At least you get to enjoy life before Mac and iTunes sucks your soul dry.
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I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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I hate people like you. Be useful, damn it!
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I hate people like you. Be useful, damn it!
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I wonder if we should track down all his posts and request deletion for all of them. That'll set him back to below 10, I think...
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I wonder if we should track down all his posts and request deletion for all of them. That'll set him back to below 10, I think...
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Actually looking at his posts he has not been to bad, I think we could let this one slide.
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Actually looking at his posts he has not been to bad, I think we could let this one slide.
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Hmmm... yeah... he's new, but at least he's polite and all. I'll let this slide too.
I hate whiny XDA users, especially those who post in I hate threads.
I also hate fools who think MARKETING = THE TRUTH
I hate utopian optimistic people who mistake being REALIST for PESSIMISTIC.
For them, everything that isn't "oh it will be all ok and better, much better!" is pessimism. That's incredibly annoying.
so i'm about to go back to school and i figured i'd pose this question here? I want to find a machine that makes shaved ice for drinks. not like a snow cone machine, but the ones like they have at some restaurants? I know someone here with all the genius minds that make my phone awesome must have come across one in there time?
Like an icee our slurpee machine?
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no just ice for drinks like water, soda etc, i guess crushed ice might be the better term
Ice Cubes - Towel - Hammer.
Not sophisticated or elegant but does the job.
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like an icee our slurpee machine?
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Now i want one of these above!!!!! :d:d:d:d
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Ice Cubes - Towel - Hammer.
Not sophisticated or elegant but does the job.
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THis is true and is a very college thing to do... i was thinking maybe a blender as well
Just get some liquid nitrogen and make ice cream. Best story ever and it makes amazing ice cream.
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wow this is cool
Have you ever had a random invention/idea that you think would be awsome? wel how about lets share these ideas here! Feel free to comment on ideas as well as post your own, I will start...
veding machines (pop/candy/chips): all vending machines should have a "mystery" button you put a dollar in and select "mystery" and it will randomly choose an item to vend. Somtimes people just cant make up thier mond standing in front of the vending machine holding up a line while they choose between m&m's and Twix, or coke and dr pepper, why not let the machine do the thinking for you!
Disclaimer: If your "idea" is not pattented or whatever somebody may steal it and get rich off of it, post at your own risk!
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Have you ever had a random invention/idea that you think would be awsome? wel how about lets share these ideas here! Feel free to comment on ideas as well as post your own, I will start...
veding machines (pop/candy/chips): all vending machines should have a "mystery" button you put a dollar in and select "mystery" and it will randomly choose an item to vend. Somtimes people just cant make up thier mond standing in front of the vending machine holding up a line while they choose between m&m's and Twix, or coke and dr pepper, why not let the machine do the thinking for you!
Disclaimer: If your "idea" is not pattented or whatever somebody may steal it and get rich off of it, post at your own risk!
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I wanted to patent a mechanism where idiots who make new topics without doing a quick search for it are mauled by a non-teddy bear of popular choice.
Fortunately or not, you are not going to be mauled today.
i wanted to make a refrigerator with a touch panel at the door that functions as a grocery helper. example : if we want to buy milk, we don't have to go to the groceries. The onboard AI will contact the shop's computer to send a gallon of milk to our house.
I've seen it in one of Arnold's movies
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i wanted to make a refrigerator with a touch panel at the door that functions as a grocery helper. example : if we want to buy milk, we don't have to go to the groceries. The onboard AI will contact the shop's computer to send a gallon of milk to our house.
I've seen it in one of Arnold's movies
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we are getting close! http://www.megatechnews.com/samsung-refrigerator-with-android-priced-ready-to-go/
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I wanted to patent a mechanism where idiots who make new topics without doing a quick search for it are mauled by a non-teddy bear of popular choice.
Fortunately or not, you are not going to be mauled today.
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Would I be if your idea came true? The only random idea threads I could find were rom/app topics, not off topic?
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vanilla syrup. for like... icecream... cause chocolate syrup goes good on vanilla ice cream... but theres not syrup for chocolate ice cream... -.- unless im missing it lol.
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vanilla syrup. for like... icecream... cause chocolate syrup goes good on vanilla ice cream... but theres not syrup for chocolate ice cream... -.- unless im missing it lol.
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My sister lathers chocolate syrip with chocolate chips on chocolate ice cream.
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My sister lathers chocolate syrip with chocolate chips on chocolate ice cream.
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thats too much chocolate... unless its dark chocolate. then its not enough ;p
Can anyone enlighten me what in G_d's earth is ICS? I have just bought a Galaxy i9000. So enlighten me. What wonders will it do to my i9000??
Thanks
Brian
Android History
ICS is not available in the I9000.
The most current version is Gingerbread 2.3.5.
Ice cream sandwich is dessert which is enjoyed by many people around the earth, it can be made easily by putting vanilla ice cream(any flavour u want) between two soft chocolate biscuits or cookies.
Ps: best served when cold.
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The only wonders ice cream sandwich will do to the galaxy s is cause it to lag even more, just like how gingerbread caused it to lag more than when it was on froyo. This is due entirely to the lack of RAM. Both ICS and Gingerbread are RAM hogs, and hence even though the Nexus S will officially get ICS, it will not perform as well as it did on Gingerbread. Sure, the quadrant scores will be higher than ever, but such benchmarks do not take into consideration the RAM, which is the main cause of lag on phones with more than 1GHz clock speed.
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The only wonders ice cream sandwich will do to the galaxy s is cause it to lag even more, just like how gingerbread caused it to lag more than when it was on froyo. This is due entirely to the lack of RAM. Both ICS and Gingerbread are RAM hogs, and hence even though the Nexus S will officially get ICS, it will not perform as well as it did on Gingerbread. Sure, the quadrant scores will be higher than ever, but such benchmarks do not take into consideration the RAM, which is the main cause of lag on phones with more than 1GHz clock speed.
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I'm running CM7.1 (GB 2.3.7) on i9000 and my phone is blazing fast, previously I was on Froyo stock and it was dreadfully slow and laggy.
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The only wonders ice cream sandwich will do to the galaxy s is cause it to lag even more, just like how gingerbread caused it to lag more than when it was on froyo. This is due entirely to the lack of RAM. Both ICS and Gingerbread are RAM hogs, and hence even though the Nexus S will officially get ICS, it will not perform as well as it did on Gingerbread. Sure, the quadrant scores will be higher than ever, but such benchmarks do not take into consideration the RAM, which is the main cause of lag on phones with more than 1GHz clock speed.
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Well, afaik ICS has GPU acceleration which of course will give much better performance than now (GB).
BrianGM said:
Can anyone enlighten me what in G_d's earth is ICS? I have just bought a Galaxy i9000. So enlighten me. What wonders will it do to my i9000??
Thanks
Brian
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well brian, if you put it on there long enough, it will melt and brick your device by short circuit
dude are you serious?
ever heard of google?
FransvB said:
well brian, if you put it on there long enough, it will melt and brick your device by short circuit
dude are you serious?
ever heard of google?
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No he is still getting over the 'internet'and the 'pda' s.
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theres no official decision if the i9k gets ICS
but if not someone else will develop a nice rom
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someone is already developing and cyanogenmod team will do the rest with CM9
To prevent myself from being prejudiced in the future in this forum I shall refrain from making any sarcastic reply. I am shocked at the cynicism shown towards me in some of the replies. Sarcasm covered in the sweet flavour of wit. But oh so not witty at all and certainly not sweet at all as the names of the various versions of Android suggest. Sickly sweet, more like it. There are lesser G_ds than you: There are more stupid people than you, but to treat a person with such disrespect is unbecoming of this forum.
The only person that anything of any interest to say was the person that said the least, "Android History" in the form of a link. This was exactly what I wanted. I thank you, kind sir. Your replies have tainted this forum for me and I shall refrain from using it again. As the saying goes "there are more fish in the sea". Maybe not as good. I am sure there are forums that will show the pleb more respect. Do you know that word?
I have noticed that none of you actually show your proper names. You hide behind these nom de plumes. And you are so smug when people can't see who you are. I wonder why? And "dude" went out in the late 70's, buddy. Get with it. And, as "BHuvan goyal" describes
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made easily by putting vanilla ice cream(any flavour u want) between two soft chocolate biscuits or cookies.
, and stick the whole thing "where the light don't shine".
To get back to the beginning: If you got any self respect and have gotten this far, I have prejudiced myself and I bow out from this forum.
Good bye and good riddance.
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Ice cream sandwich is dessert which is enjoyed by many people around the earth, it can be made easily by putting vanilla ice cream(any flavour u want) between two soft chocolate biscuits or cookies.
Ps: best served when cold.
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Damn, I came here to say the same thing
BrianGM said:
To prevent myself from being prejudiced in the future in this forum I shall refrain from making any sarcastic reply. I am shocked at the cynicism shown towards me in some of the replies. Sarcasm covered in the sweet flavour of wit. But oh so not witty at all and certainly not sweet at all as the names of the various versions of Android suggest. Sickly sweet, more like it. There are lesser G_ds than you: There are more stupid people than you, but to treat a person with such disrespect is unbecoming of this forum.
The only person that anything of any interest to say was the person that said the least, "Android History" in the form of a link. This was exactly what I wanted. I thank you, kind sir. Your replies have tainted this forum for me and I shall refrain from using it again. As the saying goes "there are more fish in the sea". Maybe not as good. I am sure there are forums that will show the pleb more respect. Do you know that word?
I have noticed that none of you actually show your proper names. You hide behind these nom de plumes. And you are so smug when people can't see who you are. I wonder why? And "dude" went out in the late 70's, buddy. Get with it. And, as "BHuvan goyal" describes
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made easily by putting vanilla ice cream(any flavour u want) between two soft chocolate biscuits or cookies.
, and stick the whole thing "where the light don't shine".
To get back to the beginning: If you got any self respect and have gotten this far, I have prejudiced myself and I bow out from this forum.
Good bye and good riddance.
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take it easy brother man, there are idiots like bhuvan goyal etc, who will give u such crap, its best to ignore and try to proceed with what u need
As far as u bowing out the forum, i m not sure if there is a better forum than the Xda in the world,
U shud always search on google/xda b4 posting Q's
Darkkid
There is a G_d! And there are still good people. Thanks for your support. I did try to Google but, I kept on getting the forum with conversations that did not make sense. Now I know that the OS of Android follows someone's love for pastry: I've been looking in the wrong places: I need to Google their recipes
Thanks mate.
Brian
Ps Darkkid, isn't it better to know a person's name rather than conversing with a pseudonym?
ics source is not released yet, but some sdk ports avaliable now, but the most of is unusable because touch is not working only with 2 fingers. So you can't do anything, just you can see how it looks on your phone.
I've tested ICS Alpha on my i9000
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take it easy brother man, there are idiots like bhuvan goyal etc, who will give u such crap, its best to ignore and try to proceed with what u need
As far as u bowing out the forum, i m not sure if there is a better forum than the Xda in the world,
U shud always search on google/xda b4 posting Q's
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Well firstly all i wrote was intended for some laughs only and its against the rule of forums to abuse someone.
Secondly if the OP knows even a little bit about forums and if he really wanted to know about ice cream sandwich he could have used search option in forums or Google it wikipedia. Now i know the OP will say that 'i searched about ice cream sandwich but how will i know its something related to android?' , then the OP should have at least applied some brain and searched 'Samsung galaxy s ice cream sandwich' and he would have easily got some articles related to android ice cream sandwich 4.0.
still if the OP got hurt then i am sorry for my attempt at a little bit of humour .
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Darkkid
There is a G_d! And there are still good people. Thanks for your support. I did try to Google but, I kept on getting the forum with conversations that did not make sense. Now I know that the OS of Android follows someone's love for pastry: I've been looking in the wrong places: I need to Google their recipes
Thanks mate.
Brian
Ps Darkkid, isn't it better to know a person's name rather than conversing with a pseudonym?
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It would be better to know people by their real names, but that isn't entirely safe on the internet. And why do you censor God?
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Darkkid
Thanks mate.
Brian
Ps Darkkid, isn't it better to know a person's name rather than conversing with a pseudonym?
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Well thats not up 2 u mate, like the other op said its best to keep ur real names private,atleast on internet!
But since u asked,
my name is Ramu( im about 25), i broke up with my GF( and i dont care)
I currently work 4 one of the biggest firms in the world
I play arnd with fones,electronix and snoop arnd Xda in my free time
Call me if u need more info lol
Brian, your expectations on the internet are going too high, on a thread like this, you are lucky to not have a douchebag telling you to GTFO with n00bie questions and that.
Your question in XDA, Its like going to a big auto shop and ask what is a Toyota Hilux.
Some kind people will answer you, and some will ask if you are not from this planet.
Always use google for simple questions, you can find better answers easier and faster.
If things get complicated, search on this forums, or post if you don't find the answers.
A place to talk about all your favorite foods DO NOT come here if you are hungry lol
Yesterday I tried a homemade Ice Cream Sandwich substitute with chocolate graham cracker crust and cool whip.
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Galaxy droid fan 7 said:
A place to talk about all your favorite foods DO NOT come here if you are hungry lol
Yesterday I tried a homemade Ice Cream Sandwich substitute with chocolate graham cracker crust and cool whip.
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There's already a thread for that. Please post there instead...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1496757