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Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?
Fast food.
Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.
twitch153 said:
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
Burgers for me!
jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
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twitch153 said:
True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
jaszek said:
I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet
twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.
Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down
So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers
ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks
Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza
Ur skinny? When was this???
twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I hate HTC's signed bootloaders.
Whores, that's all.
vbetts said:
Women, that's all.
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fixed.....
No, not all women are whores.
but i c wut u did thar lolololol
Bootloaders have always been signed. There is no problem with that for anybody. Did you perhaps mean encrypted Bootloaders?
Just askin'!
I hate bugs! Any and all kinds...
I hate...
...All non HTC devices...when members do not search before creating a thread...
I hate that you made the thread I was going to make before I had the time to do so.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I will love...sorry..hate to close this thread
I hate mosquitoes.
I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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lakhanim87 said:
I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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I do...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I hate Apple.
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I hatez Apple too...
Heard this one from a geek friend:
An apple a day is supposed to keep you healthy, right? But with Apple making their stuff so frkn expensive, I'd rather pay my surgeon. At least you get to enjoy life before Mac and iTunes sucks your soul dry.
lakhanim87 said:
I hate this 10 post initiation stage for new members... Anyone mind if I post 9 more times? LOL
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I hate people like you. Be useful, damn it!
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cjward23 said:
I hate people like you. Be useful, damn it!
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I wonder if we should track down all his posts and request deletion for all of them. That'll set him back to below 10, I think...
sakai4eva said:
I wonder if we should track down all his posts and request deletion for all of them. That'll set him back to below 10, I think...
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Actually looking at his posts he has not been to bad, I think we could let this one slide.
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cjward23 said:
Actually looking at his posts he has not been to bad, I think we could let this one slide.
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Hmmm... yeah... he's new, but at least he's polite and all. I'll let this slide too.
I hate whiny XDA users, especially those who post in I hate threads.
I also hate fools who think MARKETING = THE TRUTH
I hate utopian optimistic people who mistake being REALIST for PESSIMISTIC.
For them, everything that isn't "oh it will be all ok and better, much better!" is pessimism. That's incredibly annoying.
Ok. Im king of the hill. How are you going to become king and what are you going to do to remain there?
To start i have put up a 10ft wall surrounding myself.
Edit: I should have added you become king of the hill after your post.
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I have told my soldiers to get ladders and catapault and now they are climbing your walls and shooting you with their sword and poking you with their guns.
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The poking from the guns and shooting of swords was not very effective so i was able to re-group. During my time away i learnt some ninjitsu which has enabled me to sneak in unseen and dispatch you. The hill is mine.
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While on my exile I found a new KungFu master (he has nice phone he can oc it to 2ghz) and learned how to defeat a ninjitsu Guy with a toothpick and I came I saw and I conquered. The hill is mine again.
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I took a bulldozer and dug up the hill. Game Over.
I didn't write that. Prove it!!!
My all the avatar friend came and racked up your bulldozers and the hill was saved and made me the King of hill.
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a bunch of lawyers arrive and baffle you with legal jargon you leave scratching your head as i take my place at the top of the hill. to try and secure my position i arrange for a castle and moat to be built.
I climb half way to the top of the hill, start invoking The Force, letting the power flow through me, electrifying you with my lightning, then removing you from the top of the hill using Force grip, throwing you down the hill. I them calmly continue to climb to the top. The hill is mine. An old Sith say: "There's no weakness, there's The Dark Side"
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forelli said:
I climb half way to the top of the hill, start invoking The Force, letting the power flow through me, electrifying you with my lightning, then removing you from the top of the hill using Force grip, throwing you down the hill. I them calmly continue to climb to the top. The hill is mine. An old Sith say: "There's no weakness, there's The Dark Side"
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i fly my military helicopter and shoot you down causing you to fall off the hill and i have an army guarding it
davidrules7778 said:
i fly my military helicopter and shoot you down causing you to fall off the hill and i have an army guarding it
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i move a small band of rebels close to the hill, you scramble your helicopters which attack the wrong people.. something to do with the communication devices you were using not being compatible (probably made by apple?). the friendly fire incident leaves your troops in utter chaos allowing my small band of rebels to walk in and take the hill like candy from a baby.
You guys are crazy with all these complicated methods. Things are soo much simplier and easier......................just call Chuck Norris
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dexter93 said:
You guys are crazy with all these complicated methods. Things are soo much simplier and easier......................just call Chuck Norris
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Might as well close this thread now. Nothing can trump Sir Chuck Norris.
Way to ruin the game.... hahah
Poor boy steps in a mound of fire ants. While spitting bolts of raid and burning them with the magnifying glass held in his third arm, I simply walk by the over zealous Chuck and take my place under a tree with a cup of coffee, my nook, and a spliff. Waiting for next charge I find peace.
RinZo said:
Might as well close this thread now. Nothing can trump Sir Chuck Norris.
Way to ruin the game.... hahah
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Don't you love the art of xda trolling with Chuck? I'm the master....
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And I am back with earthquake creater monster machine and shook the whole hill and destroy all the castle and walls and someone sitting under a tree and all spammers now I am the king and I have transformers and terminator protecting the hill now.
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I would love to be a mod so I could close this thread and remain king...but I'm not. So I'm posting and gaining kingship.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
I would love to be a mod so I could close this thread and remain king...but I'm not. So I'm posting and gaining kingship.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Sheesh. I am king of XDA's OT, hence in anything that is under MY province shall acknowledge me as king.
Kneel, or you will be made to kneel (mostly by me asking real nicely, pretty please with cherries and berries on top), to your King.
sakai4eva said:
Sheesh. I am king of XDA's OT, hence in anything that is under MY province shall acknowledge me as king.
Kneel, or you will be made to kneel (mostly by me asking real nicely, pretty please with cherries and berries on top), to your King.
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PFFFFT?! King?! My arse! You are a squire at most, your long absence has made you weak and lowered your rankings my good sir.
Now you will be brought down by the sword and made to profitable labor by the whip! (Or you can just continue making fun of Husam, whichever tickles your fancy) Don't tickle your fancy while I'm around, I get....uncomfortable.
If this thread is locked down I want all the thread like 3 word story,I'm back,banana family,random image to be locked down too said one of my terminator who is guiding the hill (he has got a phone from future and its really cool) I said shut up do your duty, I am still king of the hill.
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twitch153 said:
PFFFFT?! King?! My arse! You are a squire at most, your long absence has made you weak and lowered your rankings my good sir.
Now you will be brought down by the sword and made to profitable labor by the whip! (Or you can just continue making fun of Husam, whichever tickles your fancy) Don't tickle your fancy while I'm around, I get....uncomfortable.
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You, my good sir, is most certainly wrong. I have long carved out my Kingship of XDA's off-topic with my rapier wit, broadsword trolling, hammering command of English, scalpel-like sarcasm, vice-hard poetry, brass-knuckle-duster-worthy teasing of Husam's virginity, arrow-straight love of Transformers pr0n and, most of all, my nuclear bomb power of the "Off-Topic Endless Loop" (patent pending).
As King, I have a most noble heritage and it is my right, and possibly my left too, to be THE KING!
And I shall not do manual labour.
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If this thread is locked down I want all the thread like 3 word story,I'm back,banana family,random image to be locked down too said one of my terminator who is guiding the hill (he has got a phone from future and its really cool) I said shut up do your duty, I am still king of the hill.
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You shut up. Your King (me) demands it
OK, so first off: think "Honeycomb." What comes to mind? An intricate heaxagonal lattice inhabitted by social insects with cool names and functions such as "queen" and "drone." It's no wonder the Android Honeycomb OS has inspired so many cool themes and desktop Wallpapers.
Now here's the challenege: Think "Ice Cream Sandwitch." What comes to mind? A kids treat. Now try to think of a single, solitary, cool theme or wallpaper inspired by the word "Ice Cream Sandwitch." You can't, can you? That's because it's not possible. Indeed, scientists working at NASA, JPL and CERN have proven that it's impossible to derive a single cool theme or wallpaper from something as dorky as an ice cream sandwitch.
How sad.
Really? That was worth a post? Should have instead looked up how to spell sandwich.
I assume you just make fun of it by wrong spelling "sandwich", anyway, if not Ice Cream Sandwich, what is your suggestion then?
What an Ice Cream Sandwich means to me
When I think about eating an Ice Cream Sandwich on a hot, humid day, my heart races with excitement as my tired mind becomes enthralled with thoughts of slowly consuming a wondrously cool delicacy, so refreshingly simple that my taste buds gasp with delightful excitement. As I open my eyes, I realize there's a Samsung Galaxy S2 "Within" my hand.
IDK, I could envision a three striped wallpaper: two thin dark brown on the edges separated by a large centered white stripe.
Also the variety...
Ever had a half and half ice cream sandwich?
What about a chipwich? mmm chocolate chips...
I like to get a wide straw and poke out a hole through most of it, then backfill with chocolate syrup. Yum.
dark with cool icy blue highlights. Just because you suffer from a rather limited imagination do not assume that your failing extends to the whole human race.
I hope this is just a poor example of trolling as who would really think the restrictive regular pattern of hexagons and the extreme regimented social structure of bees is a boon to design ideas.
khaytsus said:
Should have instead looked up how to spell sandwich.
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It's Sammitch
And this is not in the off-topic section because....?
The worst thing about an ice cream SANDWICH is when it's gone. Well that and the fact that some of the sandwich part always gets stuck to my fingers.
darien87 said:
The worst thing about an ice cream SANDWICH is when it's gone. Well that and the fact that some of the sandwich part always gets stuck to my fingers.
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You're not kidding. Drips on your legs, pants, shoes, and sticky bits of brown whatever-the-hell-it-is stuck to your fingers and lips.
This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
ikingblack said:
This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
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I know, it's almost as bad as that thread about porting Sense. man, what a silly thread that one was!
And you need a theme to remind you what operating system you're using because...?
Get some wallpapers with kittens or mountain lakes or jubblies like a normal person.
Man you guys are really, really serious people... like... dry toast, Earl Grey and The Financial Times serious.
"Laughter is a devilish whim which deforms the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys." -Jorge de Burgos.
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I know, it's almost as bad as that thread about porting Sense. man, what a silly thread that one was!
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Funny you mention that. Take a look at who created it. I'll give you a hint: His username starts with an "i"
ikingblack said:
Funny you mention that. Take a look at who created it. I'll give you a hint: His username starts with an "i"
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.......derp
ikingblack said:
This thread is turning towards real ice cream sandwiches, not Android. Mod, close this. Completely useless.
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What's wrong with getting a little off topic? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Besides the topic of this thread is pretty useless anyway.
I'd much rather eat an ice cream sandwich than a honeycomb. Maybe the OP is some sort of health nut.
I think you were probably holding it wrong...
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Have you ever had a random invention/idea that you think would be awsome? wel how about lets share these ideas here! Feel free to comment on ideas as well as post your own, I will start...
veding machines (pop/candy/chips): all vending machines should have a "mystery" button you put a dollar in and select "mystery" and it will randomly choose an item to vend. Somtimes people just cant make up thier mond standing in front of the vending machine holding up a line while they choose between m&m's and Twix, or coke and dr pepper, why not let the machine do the thinking for you!
Disclaimer: If your "idea" is not pattented or whatever somebody may steal it and get rich off of it, post at your own risk!
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Have you ever had a random invention/idea that you think would be awsome? wel how about lets share these ideas here! Feel free to comment on ideas as well as post your own, I will start...
veding machines (pop/candy/chips): all vending machines should have a "mystery" button you put a dollar in and select "mystery" and it will randomly choose an item to vend. Somtimes people just cant make up thier mond standing in front of the vending machine holding up a line while they choose between m&m's and Twix, or coke and dr pepper, why not let the machine do the thinking for you!
Disclaimer: If your "idea" is not pattented or whatever somebody may steal it and get rich off of it, post at your own risk!
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I wanted to patent a mechanism where idiots who make new topics without doing a quick search for it are mauled by a non-teddy bear of popular choice.
Fortunately or not, you are not going to be mauled today.
i wanted to make a refrigerator with a touch panel at the door that functions as a grocery helper. example : if we want to buy milk, we don't have to go to the groceries. The onboard AI will contact the shop's computer to send a gallon of milk to our house.
I've seen it in one of Arnold's movies
hiu115 said:
i wanted to make a refrigerator with a touch panel at the door that functions as a grocery helper. example : if we want to buy milk, we don't have to go to the groceries. The onboard AI will contact the shop's computer to send a gallon of milk to our house.
I've seen it in one of Arnold's movies
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we are getting close! http://www.megatechnews.com/samsung-refrigerator-with-android-priced-ready-to-go/
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I wanted to patent a mechanism where idiots who make new topics without doing a quick search for it are mauled by a non-teddy bear of popular choice.
Fortunately or not, you are not going to be mauled today.
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Would I be if your idea came true? The only random idea threads I could find were rom/app topics, not off topic?
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vanilla syrup. for like... icecream... cause chocolate syrup goes good on vanilla ice cream... but theres not syrup for chocolate ice cream... -.- unless im missing it lol.
INSM Sin said:
vanilla syrup. for like... icecream... cause chocolate syrup goes good on vanilla ice cream... but theres not syrup for chocolate ice cream... -.- unless im missing it lol.
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My sister lathers chocolate syrip with chocolate chips on chocolate ice cream.
sakai4eva said:
My sister lathers chocolate syrip with chocolate chips on chocolate ice cream.
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thats too much chocolate... unless its dark chocolate. then its not enough ;p