Off-topic phone bricking stories. - Off-topic

Hi guys! So as the title says, what are your 1st words when you brick your phone? And how did you brick your phone? Were you just installing a custom ROM normally? Or were you drunk ?
I guess this thread is just for fun. So good luck guys.
I will start: how I bricked my phone?: I was experimenting what happens when you mix 4 roms together and flash it.
What were my 1st words?: oh shiiiii........
RULES:
If your 1st words were swearing please censor it like this: *1st letter*£@# so like t&£%
Thanks
Good luck
-wilbso
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Mod edit: To avoid a plethora of threads all about pretty much the same subject, I modified this thread title to include anything to do with bricking stories and experiences.

F**k...... The only word i can say when that happens......
BTW this will turn into a swearing thread lol.
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iok1 said:
F**k...... The only word i can say when that happens......
BTW this will turn into a swearing thread lol.
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I know, lol! BUT as long as people censor it it will be ok
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The this I shouted was....
Wait. I never bricked my phone because I follow the directions.
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m1l4droid said:
I once soft bricked my Desire. The first thing I shouted was:
My phone's bricked.
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Lol. I like that story
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I was like f**k you Sony! You muthaf****n *****s!
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m1l4droid said:
A faulty ROM bricked my Desire.
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Same here.
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Then you didn't read the comments about the faulty rom.

jaszek said:
Then you didn't read the comments about the faulty rom.
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Or he's an early adopter who has to test everything as soon as it drops, regardless of the danger. Secret Android Man.

Holy **** people. I'm having a slow day and can't troll today. I'm tired. I need a beer. And I have 2 photo jobs coming up in a few hours. And I should be doing laundry now. You people are no fun.

Yeah, even trolls get rained on. That's what you get for using Canon instead of Nikon

jaszek said:
Holy **** people. I'm having a slow day and can't troll today. I'm tired. I need a beer. And I have 2 photo jobs coming up in a few hours. And I should be doing laundry now. You people are no fun.
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Haha! Take dat! Lol
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NOTHING. I know how to read and, follow directions....
Meh.... From my Amaze 4G

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Yeah, even trolls get rained on. That's what you get for using Canon instead of Nikon
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Ok. Give me a few reasons why Nikon is better than Canon. Also, give me a few reasons why Canon is better than Nikon. A camera is a tool, and it's all about the photographer. If you suck, even a D4x won't help you.
So also, please explain to me how I am worse off shooting with a Canon camera instead of a Nikon camera.

m1l4droid said:
I like Canon better.
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I like Hasselblad and PhaseOne better.

I haven't bricked my phone yet ( thanks GOD ) But if/when I would/will the first word will be "balls"

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What are those?
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Exactly. I don't like starting photo gear arguments when the other people don't know anything except the names Canon and Nikon.

jaszek said:
Exactly. I don't like starting photo gear arguments when the other people don't know anything except the names Canon and Nikon.
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More to Tue point of the thread now
Edit: what I mean is stay focused on the topic please.
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When my phones bricked, I brick myself... Not that I have bricked my phone or myself
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"mierda puta" is something like sh?t -b?tch

Related

Just realized there aren't any girls here?

Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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Damn llamas can't even get a female to reproduce. We might as well use them for something that can help society, like feed on their meat.
You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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You know i was wondering the same thin befo...
Wait!!! 14 or 15, you goin straight to hell man
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some just dont learn ... age is just a number
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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hehe... sorry ... im hust being assumptuous
Alanrocks15 said:
My bad 34 yr old is better
You know that word! Milllk
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no!!! thats double your age, o also member when you come in from behind shell be you (insert word here) for life
Alanrocks15 said:
Thank you sir
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anytime got to watch out for my llama bro's
Alanrocks15 said:
Seriously I just noticed any girls here?
Preferring single young (and by young I mean 14 or 15 etc??)
Haha please don't kill me
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That's because most of the girls in our (teen) age group are using iPhones (or dumbphones for texting).
I feel your pain, bro.
Yup! @tcp
And yea too bad I do any of you guys know any 15 yr girls?
You know slim maybe some cousins
Or your sister? Lol
I sound desperate
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Im 15 as well! Sexy android chicks would be nice xD
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urbanengine1 said:
how bout these lovely ladies (couple of my freinds):
(photo taken down after realising its probably ilegal sorry guys)
i told them id do this(look down near bottom, im stuart foley):
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im a bad friend... arent i
(at least you get to see there feet )
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Haha, no prob. I caught it on the xda app. Im not refreshing that thread in a while xD
Im using my phones browser to type this xDDD
This brings me back to a debate I had with some friends after being drunk...
Under-18s are young, soft and jailbait-worthy.
The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
Being one who has dabbled in both does make me think... all fair game in love and war
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The slightly more mature ladies have better developed mammaries. And of course, experience.
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not always , ud be surprised how many underage are blackbelts in being dirty filthy animals
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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Babydoll25 said:
Ummmmm... I'm a chick... Can't you tell by my name? I don't know any guys running around with the Username Babydoll25...
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soo who do you choose?
DanWilson said:
....
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lol man chill
souljaboy said:
lol man chill
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Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
DanWilson said:
Sorry bro. I hate pedos but.
They is like, so evil. And ruin my muzzafuzzing interweb.
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well im not that old myself after all
@husam666 Can I ask what you meant by "Who do I choose??" please....???
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A question for all the people out there.

Do you find old people attractive?
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Aǀanrocks15 said:
Do you find old people attractive?
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I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
sakai4eva said:
I love my parents, and my grandparents, but not in that kind of way
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Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
Fresh & Minty said:
Why not? What about people in stores n stuff?
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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I'm generally nice to people. I'm one of the few in Malaysia that keeps doors open for people, regardless of who they are (I seldom get thanked for it, but I still do it). So, there ain't no special treatment for you, or for anyone if I smiled at you and try to brighten up your day.
And yes, I do smile at old people a lot, to the point that they think I'm senile.
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a lot of *****es beggin' me to eff one
Whenever i see them, i just wonder, once they were young
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seriously, WTF.
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Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
iynfynity said:
seriously, WTF.
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T.C.P said:
Don't hate on my boy..... I no his threads are kinda whack, but he means good
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oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Lol he is a 15 year teen let him ask away
iynfynity said:
oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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iynfynity said:
oh no, I'm not hating him. I just don't know where are these questions coming from. But they are hilarious and it's the off topic section.
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Since he (Alan) is officially my court Jester, you have my permission to bash him for everything he said in OT. In good sport, of course. And no name callings, unless it is hilarious, then it's kinda ok.
This is random......
MacaronyMax said:
This is random......
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But oh so glorious.
Mmmmm, sexy wrinkles.
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Bleeding edge irony right here folks.
i like old ppl
i smile at them, and i like how they smile back, or just look at me with a face that says "**** U"
but its just
attractiveness is something different........
Wow a thread about grandmother f***ers
cant think of an xda app signature
Were are Alan???
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T.C.P said:
Were are Alan???
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Banned Lol
idavid_ said:
Banned Lol
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it was you!!! he got banned because of DAVID!!!!

anyone knows how to get an itouch free?

i know i am asking myself to get pawned but well i just wanna know ...anyone?
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Step 2:
PROFIT​
^^ u tried it?
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
LordManhattan said:
Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
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cool story bro B) lol
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M_T_M said:
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Good try .....mahn ......
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EDIT
i have no clue if your a man so good try human lol
My trolling senses are tingling (that or my phone is on vibrate again) about the trolling going on here
shalom06 said:
i have no clue if your a man to so good try human
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LOLWUT?
I'll tell you how to get an iTouch for free, but the information is gonna cost you $199 USD
M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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Thaaaat's right.
LordManhattan said:
M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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shalom06 said:
ps i am onli 16
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Go figure
shalom06 said:
anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
jaszek said:
And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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Looks like you don't know what a public forum is.

XDA or Facebook???

I was a addicted to Facebook before my galaxy note (during Nokia days) when I get my hands on the stunning new Galaxy Note I started searching about Android related stuff. Google directed my every queries towards XDA. From that point I am addicted to XDA .......
What about you guys??????
chintamanijaipuri said:
I was a addicted to Facebook before my galaxy note (during Nokia days) when I get my hands on the stunning new Galaxy Note I started searching about Android related stuff. Google directed my every queries towards XDA. From that point I am addicted to XDA .......
What about you guys??????
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I'm addicted to the search function.
Lol, I do not even have a Facebook account anymore but I am checking xda every hour! Reading about Android is much more interesting than reading about your former classmates.
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Lady_Chloe said:
Lol, I do not even have a Facebook account anymore but I am checking xda every hour! Reading about Android is much more interesting than reading about your former classmates.
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I feel exactly same.
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So this one time, I was eating chicken and then I was like OMG this Soooooo tastes like beef but it wasn't cos it was totally chicken. My friend was all like you are Soooooo crazy and I was like i know right? You know what's weird? I don't even like chicken.... Lulz.
Oops sorry. Thought this was facebook.
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My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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chintamanijaipuri said:
My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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Isn't regulations a bit too far!
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chintamanijaipuri said:
My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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No harm done, I think there might have been a thread about this before but you wouldn't be the first person to make that mistake...
If you want it closed i can close it?
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No harm done, I think there might have been a thread about this before but you wouldn't be the first person to make that mistake...
If you want it closed i can close it?
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Can I close it instead? lol
Please close it....
Thanks
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nb4l
boborone said:
nb4l
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Means????
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xda>facebook
nb4
chintamanijaipuri said:
Means????
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It means in before lock
Nb4l
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jaszek said:
Can I close it instead? lol
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Closed at OP's request.
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what are you doing when you are bored?

what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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veeman said:
I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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vanessaem said:
I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!

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