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I have three words:
Worst ending EVER!!!
Um... Ive seen all of them.... And trust me it gets worse.
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avgjoegeek said:
Um... Ive seen all of them.... And trust me it gets worse.
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Damn... Hope he gets caught...
This made me think of Dexter labratory....
MacaronyMax said:
This made me think of Dexter labratory....
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Lol Feeyo thought of that too
This last season was awful.
Scent phrum mie fone!
westicle said:
This last season was awful.
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Yea I think the writers are running our if ideas
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Just saw the last episode of season 3 I think (the one with the Trinity killer). I feel like I repeat myself: WORST ENDING EVER!!! This time I don't mean like in the creators screwed up again but it was so freaking "sad" I guess would be the word... Or maybe twisted? I can't even relate to the quality of the ending right now it's just crazy...
I hate the TV station that broadcasts this show... I have to see what comes next but season 4 is not going to be showed for a while. They are evil!!! lol
Comic Book Guy - The Simpsons said:
WORST ENDING EVER!!!
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xD
Reminds me of Comic Book guy
Dexter is full of awesome.
That's all.
MacaronyMax said:
xD
Reminds me of Comic Book guy
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Yeah lol me too
Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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bharatgaddameedi said:
I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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bharatgaddameedi said:
Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
raving_nanza said:
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
Blagus said:
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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conqu1stador said:
I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
xaccers said:
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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conqu1stador said:
9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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sakai4eva said:
I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Do what it says on the tin (title) lol
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Here's a joke....
Archer : Hey did you search before starting this thread?
Zd0s : Yes.
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Archer said:
Here's a joke....
Archer : Hey did you search before starting this thread?
Zd0s : Yes.
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Hahaha. I love this joke.
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There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice, Modern Family
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
How I Met Ur mother
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pityu100 said:
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
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batman38102 said:
How I Met Ur mother
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I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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Kabir Saxena said:
I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
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Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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SenorBlanco said:
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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I love sons of Anarchy too. Amazing show.
batman38102 said:
Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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Actually, I think Barney is the only thing keeping the show alive. His charisma and his casanova image.
And, I just checked up on Wiki. I hope its right., that its ending.
I still really like the show, though.
Kabir Saxena said:
There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice
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But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
Desperate housewives and Friends ..
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
LordManhattan said:
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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eibbor82 said:
Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
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How could I forget modern family?!
Adding to op.
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
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So, that means instead if bumping it, just make a new thread so you become the master of that idea instead?
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I don't want to be 'the master of the idea' . I can add credits of op of that thread since he was the 'Master of the idea'
Though I never looked at that thread before I searched for TV shows. And I searched for TV shows AFTER I got the idea myself. So I AM the 'Master of the idea'
The big bang theory
jootanen said:
The big bang theory
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Finally! Someone that likes big bang theory. :thumbup:
There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
ShadowLea said:
There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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Looking at your choice, I think you may like white collar and burn notice too
What's this all about, you ask? Well, it's simple, really. You ask a question, someone gives you an answer. Yes, I know, that's no fun. Here's how you spice it up.
Ask a stupid question. The next person who replies gives you a stupid answer, and then asks their own stupid question.
OK, I get it, you need examples, so try this on for size:
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1st poster: Why is the sky blue?
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2nd poster: Because gravity was suddenly reversed for short period of time, and a bunch of water was suspended high in the atmosphere when it reverted back.
2nd poster: Why is six scared of seven?
It should go on back and forth.
So im first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Thread cleaned. Stay on topic or stay out
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
Seraz007 said:
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
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Under my bed.
Where was newton when an apple fell to his head?
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Out in international waters collecting shrimp harvest for thanksgiving.
What does red,white, and blue stand for?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Depressed...
and yours?
Alive
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
Screaming idgaf with his windows down and his system up
south956 said:
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
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Yes, fish have ears.
Whats the song that goes, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer?"
The fourth symphony by Beethoven in his later years.
Why not?
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Why not not?
Why can't we eat bricks?
Sent through the Time Vortex!
Thousands of years ago,way before Tellytubbies, there was a clan of cavemen trying to perfect themselves. One did eat a brick but fell on said brick and got short term amnesia. He awoke and thought it was with his head that he broke this brick. This tradition has continued to this day and is known as karate, all for a clumsy,brick-eating man.
How did curiosity kill the cat?
Man run in front of car get tired. Man run behind car get exhausted.
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The cat was curious of where cats from, upon learning the the truth, it did suicide.
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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404-Not Found said:
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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A lot longer than it would take for me to open another.
Why do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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ArmorD said:
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Becoz Archer is nub.
Why all teh people are nubs?
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I dont know what nubs are but i aint a person imma dinosaur.
What did Peter Piper do with all the pecks of pickled pepper that he picked?
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the road can move, but the chicken can't
Why am i soo stupid?
Ninja'd......
Because you have your eyes closed
How is that even possible?
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