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[Q] Comedy Films

What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane

The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2

Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.

Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.

Supertroopers.

I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.

wildcat2013 said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say

full metal jacket, funny as hell

All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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19Interpol said:
Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time

I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.

muerteman said:
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret

Airplane. Enough said.
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agent008my said:
the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.

My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.

True or False? iPhone Users vs. Android Users

thought this was too funny...
hope u guys enjoy it
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Looks right to me

its definitely true haha ive been on both ends

Hahaha! Totally true! Seen this on the bus wayy too many times lol
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LOL Nice

Lol, my friend Jake has an Iphone, He thinks its the greatest device ever made. I however shut him down with my epically modded Hero200.

Went into a local motorfactors to pick up some bits for my Activa, spotted the guy over the desk had a HD2, we got chatting, he was using android but not a very stable ROM, gave him the details of XDA and the ROM I'm using and we exchanged tidbits of info, was uber geeky

"epic manly nod of approval..." - that was a cool line.

Haha so true. Only thing that would need a change is that for some reason most people I see on the subway managed to smash their iPhone screen big times.

VERY true. Theres too many iPhones around lol.
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Yeah I think that'd true too same thing happened to me and my teacher. I offered to help him root but he denied me saying his phone was fine. I then taunted him all year long about rooting and how great my phone was compared to his lol
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EPIC!!! True true! It also works on other phone models. Me and my friend were comparing my O2X and SGSL with his N8.

hahahahahahah nice one

Tru!! Iphone is soon gonna be the Ophone. For ObsolitePhone.
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good one !!!!!!

This is so very true!

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"epic manly nod of approval..." - that was a cool line.
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Lmao.. I know right.. And this is definitely true.. Every time I see a iPhone I always challenge it with my Droid x, especially if I'm sitting next to the person.. I just pull my X out and start doing random things on it..
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Hahahahahaha!!!
Really TRUE!

Lol I just had that happen yesterday between me and some new guy at work with out Android phones. Ha!

YvesSaintYuki said:
Lmao.. I know right.. And this is definitely true.. Every time I see a iPhone I always challenge it with my Droid x, especially if I'm sitting next to the person.. I just pull my X out and start doing random things on it..
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same here

THIS is how to unbox the Nexus 7

Okay, obviously the above video is a joke, but this one below is my REAL unboxing video. Enjoy!

I had a co-worker that had a CNET page up showing how ridiculously difficult it was to unbox it... Got mine 2 days after seeing the video... took me about a minute, maybe 2 to get through everything including the UPS box, and have the device on.

Dude, power tools.
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e.mote said:
Dude, power tools.
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I was about to go get my chainsaw, but I saw the look in my wife's eyes when I got the sword out and figured I may have already gone too far.

I saw that youtube video the other day of people having difficulty unboxing, but wasn't in my case this afternoon. The top black half of the box slid off easily due to the weight of the box's contents pulling down on it.
Those in the video must have been trying to unbox an empty box?

That video just made me laugh my ass off. Great video!
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Mine came open fairly easy, nowhere near as bad as the videos make it look.
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Mine came open fairly easy, nowhere near as bad as the videos make it look.
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In truth, this wasn't too bad to open at all. I just like to poke fun at all of the fuss over opening the box.

It literally took me all but 1 minute to unbox my N7,I don't know how other people were having so much trouble.
funny video! XD

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It literally took me all but 1 minute to unbox my N7,I don't know how other people were having so much trouble.
funny video! XD
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Ditto. Gentle hands lol. Dread to see some of the males presenters 'bedroom technique'
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iucidium said:
Ditto. Gentle hands lol. Dread to see some of the males presenters 'bedroom technique'
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Slow and sloppy, and afterwards, the box is literally destroyed.

what was your favorite pokemon??

I was wondering which pokemon was people's favorite...mine was crystal version ... I went hard In That one
What was your favorite pokemon to use?!

Someone comment or I'll guy cry in my room for a good 15 minutes

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I win

Mewtwo
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Hope kidcarter doesn't find this thread.
Charizard for me.

Pika pika pikachuu
Hit THANKS if u like pikachu
~RR

roofrider said:
Hope kidcarter doesn't find this thread.
Charizard for me.
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I used to love charizard also, but he's so vulnerable against so many types (electricity, rock, water).
I was playing pokemon soulsilver like crazy for a while; it was the first pokemon game i had since yellow lol. I always used typhlosion

MRsf27 said:
I used to love charizard also, but he's so vulnerable against so many types (electricity, rock, water).
I was playing pokemon soulsilver like crazy for a while; it was the first pokemon game i had since yellow lol. I always used typhlosion
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Very true and ah!
I think the most adorable one has to be a mudkip

omario8484 said:
Very true and ah!
I think the most adorable one has to be a mudkip
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adorable? I hope your the girl in your avatar picture

Liliana shade.....oh that's Magic....sorry
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MRsf27 said:
adorable? I hope your the girl in your avatar picture
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Hahaha oh boy....I would wreck everything with mg fergaligator or however you spell it

Charizard my fav too
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Mew
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Pikachu

Charizard for life don't watch it now though ...The show has deteriorated ..
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for the time i did watch pokemon (when it was still awesome),
Scyther & Gastly were my favorites.
Scyther looked so damn sharp!

Arceus

Onyx
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Pikachu for sure love that pika pika! xD

Blastoise. Any other choices are wrong. It had guns coming out of its shoulders.
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Blastoise. Any other choices are wrong. It had guns coming out of its shoulders.
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^ this I agree
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The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY