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Show off stuff you think you would never do!!!!

So yea. Stuff you though you would never do, but you did. Me first. Photographing an NBA game from the court side. Check www.michalphoto.tk to see the photos. If you are too lazy I can post them here.

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^NINJA!
*sweats!

So yea, its about stuff you've done that you though you wouldn't do, good job. lol

jaszek said:
So yea, its about stuff you've done that you though you wouldn't do, good job. lol
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Yup. I never do read the OP, just the title, so a ninja edit is in hand (since you didn't quote)

sakai4eva said:
Yup. I never do read the OP, just the title, so a ninja edit is in hand (since you didn't quote)
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Did you change anything? lol
EDIT!!! Posted too early

jaszek said:
Did you change anything? lol
EDIT!!! Posted too early
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Press F5. Lulz.

That first girl cleans up nice!!
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jaywz said:
That first girl cleans up nice!!
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But this one has tits. I can hire a maid, but a hooker is more expensive in the long run. At least, the pretty ones...

Bag n tag
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Anyway on to the topic......though it hasn't happened yet, I've never really seen myself settling down with one girl but I made that choice last February and in about one year we are tying the knot in Punta Cana.....I know that's not what you had in mind in the thread but oh well
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jaywz said:
Anyway one to the topic......though it has it happened yet, I've never really seen myself settling down with one girl but I made that choice last February and in about one year we are tying the knot in punta Cana.....I know that's not what you had in mind in the thread but oh well
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That's good. At least it shows XDA isn't full of virgin nerds.

jaszek said:
That's good. At least it shows XDA isn't full of virgin nerds.
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Virgin nerds? Around here, geeks get more tang than jocks

You are a Noob on XDA-Developers

http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA

I can't wait for XXXDADevelopers.

JimJam707 said:
http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA
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old news already watched it like 3 times cause i like it that much

I fell in love with this video.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I've watched about 5 times now and it still hasn't lost its charm.
UNLOCK OUR BOOTLOADERS
Noob's Watch This

watched it again
"Speaka english" lmao
"Use the thanks button even if you dont find it useful"
"Ungrateful Bastard"
LMAO
LOVE IT!!!

Love it!!
Very 'Zero Punctuation' style but excellent nonetheless.
Speaking of which, his Crysis 2 review was great. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3079-Crysis-2

That is the GREATEST VIDEO EVA!!
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Guys this should be a sticky! Watched that video at least 3 times.... It's awesome!!!
Alert the mods now!
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dexter93 said:
Guys this should be a sticky! Watched that video at least 3 times.... It's awesome!!!
Alert the mods now!
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i just watched it again lmao
Still has yet to get old

Wow! Well played!
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hilarious, that made my night

Freaking epic. I've already added to sig.

Lol so funny lmao

That was amazing.. haha good find.

I can see this link being given as an answer to many, many questions across the forums

I lol'ed so hard.
It was very well done.
Gona use this on unsuspecting noobs.

This video could benefit a lot of people...
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DirkGently1 said:
This video could benefit a lot of people...
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I can't believe I missed this...

This vid is such a win

What movie should I go watch?

Hey guys, I want to go watch a movie but I can't decide which movie I should go see. I got 2 that I really want to see. Battleship or Snow White and the Huntsmen. My night of entertainment is in your hands.
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I haven't seen either, but I have only heard bad things about Battleships, so I'd give that a miss.
PS. ib4l I suspect

AFAinHD said:
Hey guys, I want to go watch a movie but I can't decide which movie I should go see. I got 2 that I really want to see. Battleship or Snow White and the Huntsmen. My night of entertainment is in your hands.
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It is 1AM where you are. Are the theaters open that late during the week? Well I guess MO is the meth capitol of the US. LOL

OP...the off topic movies thread would be a better place to ask. I've gotten some great ideas from the good folks there.
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I saw Battleship a few weeks ago hand its just freaking epic!
I was so glad I watched it instead of Avengers
Battleships is the best movies I've seen in a long time

IrishStuff09 said:
I saw Battleship a few weeks ago hand its just freaking epic!
I was so glad I watched it instead of Avengers
Battleships is the best movies I've seen in a long time
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Ya I'm going to go watch battleship tomarrow. But it wasn't 1 AM where I live it was aroun 4 PM when I posted this. Where do u get ur time zones?
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PROMETHEUS. That is all.

Snow white looks pretty good
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LordManhattan said:
PROMETHEUS. That is all.
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That ain't out, yo. The Huntsman was my plan for tomorrow but my ladyfriend is sick so I'll have to figure out something.

Hunger games its still out
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MissionImprobable said:
That ain't out, yo. The Huntsman was my plan for tomorrow but my ladyfriend is sick so I'll have to figure out something.
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It's out today (friday)

Weird, I swear the previews said June 8th.
Yeah, Prometheus isn't out yet.

Android next candy name contest

Forget about it. I found it at the search. Need to be closed.

The next name will be "Karamba, use the ****ing search function"

LOL, I don't really like to use Tapatalk search function. Gonna do this next time. Thread closed please?
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Potato. /thread

Naa leave it open for the trolls lol
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I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
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gabriel2anjos said:
I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
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We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.

StormMcCloud said:
We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.
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Hi, welcome to Costco.
Sent from your mom.

Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
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Danial723 said:
Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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jaszek said:
I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
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Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.

StormMcCloud said:
Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.
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A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
Sent from your mom.
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What do you think the gold star is filled with?

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What do you think the gold star is filled with?
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Hmm, alrighty then, it'll work.
Sent from your mom.

Have you people never heard of time zones and sleep?
Don't need an explanation for this one as even the OP knows he did wrong.
Thread closed.

The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY