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...Yes another one of my questions lol. Hurry I just got a sext, first day of school! I can't download the picture message. ): Solutions, solutions, solutions pleasee.

Quick, go to the market and install save mms, by david swimmer, than forward the sext to me, j/p

Ugh don't think I'm lien because I have no reason to look cool off the internet but the picture is of her flicking me/the camera off. ): Stupid ***** I should kill her right? Want to help?

By the way, gridlock is clocking out and will be out of commision and possibly incohent for the next few hours, maybe 72 hours.
Gonna go play some poker
Daddy needs a new cane and some fuzzy handcuffs

gridlock32404 said:
By the way, gridlock is clocking out and will be out of commision and possibly incohent for the next few hours, maybe 72 hours.
Gonna go play some poker
Daddy needs a new cane and some fuzzy handcuffs
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LMFAO, I'll ask my dad if I can use his paypal to donate you some money as I'm only 14. I need to somehow make your pimp hand stronger... for that roommate of yours.

Accesory to murder......hmmm.....sure why not, I used to design roads so I will help dispose the body, I know quite a few good places

I am telling you, I would make a killing if I got that ho in line, she is a pedofiles dream, I keep trying to get her to become a stripper, I think I have almost broke her down

gridlock32404 said:
I am telling you, I would make a killing if I got that ho in line, she is a pedofiles dream, I keep trying to get her to become a stripper, I think I have almost broke her down
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LMFAO I wish I knew you in person. Weird how the coolest people you'll meet are over the internet. :/
Edit: Also whats with my downloads taking like 20 minutes just going 'Starting download'? I have 5 bars of WIFI... the actual download doesn't take more then 2 seconds.

Yeah, in the real world I am surrounded my morons, on the internet, you can find like minded people, too bad I am only a pimp in training, but soon, very soon young one, I will be a full fledged pimp

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Yeah, in the real world I am surrounded my morons, on the internet, you can find like minded people, too bad I am only a pimp in training, but soon, very soon young one, I will be a full fledged pimp
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Haha, just like I'll be at your and David's level as soon as I **** up 3 G1's to.
How come my downloads from Market say 'Starting Download' for ever? The actual download takes like 2 seconds or less. And my WIFI is 5 bars, excellent.

It's just the google check in service, it's retarded some time

I can speak for myself only but I know I still got more to learn, I just have a un quenchible thirst to learn more and great comprehension skills. I think I might try my hand at politics soon, so look for me to maybe be prez someday or at least a guv

gridlock32404 said:
I can speak for myself only but I know I still got more to learn, I just have a un quenchible thirst to learn more and great comprehension skills. I think I might try my hand at politics soon, so look for me to maybe be prez someday or at least a guv
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Put your quote CHICKEN!

Watch it, comments like that can get you banned, I suggest you edit it quickly

Moment of Silence.

Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.

That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.

chopper the dog said:
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.

Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up

Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.

Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x

that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...

Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.

Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..

I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.

Post em'.
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Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.

XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share

That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.

Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes

And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore

Anyone else hate the holidays?

I appreciate the idea behind the holidays, but since those ideas are mostly lost on sales and media hype plus the fact I'm a miserable pos, add in personal problems, I f***** hate holidays. I know I'm not alone. Or am I? I say f*** fake smiles and lies. Everyone just stay home and order Chinese food.
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I like the Holidays. My birthday is on December 25th...
Sorry, I don't share your POV
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I'd go mental without the holidays. Working in a place you don't overly enjoy means you cherish any day you get away from the place.

I love the holidays. Lots of classic movies being shown on the TV.
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Nothing is better for me than spending the time with my family and getting away from lifes problems for a bit.

Jay Rock said:
Nothing is better for me than spending the time with my family and getting away from lifes problems for a bit.
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This is my same thinking and feeling

agazza said:
I love the holidays, you can be drunk for days!
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Also this

I don't hate the holidays, but I do hate what they have become. It's just another excuse to guilt-trip people with little or no money into parting with what they do have, just to line the pockets of some fat git who owns a shop or two. I've tried asking people that normally get me gifts not to get me anything, but they just ignored that and bought me stuff anyway. This year I've asked that they donate to a charity of my choice instead. Let's see how that goes down.
To me, it should be about a time of celebrating and enjoying the company of family and friends - people who you care about. It's not about giving gifts. That's just commercial crap that's been drummed into us since birth.
But yes. Drunk for days

Archer said:
I don't hate the holidays, but I do hate what they have become. It's just another excuse to guilt-trip people with little or no money into parting with what they do have, just to line the pockets of some fat git who owns a shop or two. I've tried asking people that normally get me gifts not to get me anything, but they just ignored that and bought me stuff anyway. This year I've asked that they donate to a charity of my choice instead. Let's see how that goes down.
To me, it should be about a time of celebrating and enjoying the company of family and friends - people who you care about. It's not about giving gifts. That's just commercial crap that's been drummed into us since birth.
But yes. Drunk for days
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Well said!
Of course, they won't want to give to charity because charity doesn't give back. People need to get away from this 'give-to-receive' culture. As you said, everybody's spending money they don't have and lining the pockets of those who do already have it.
Give love, give kindness, give hugs... but if i need socks i'll go buy them myself thank you very much!

DirkGently said:
Well said!
Of course, they won't want to give to charity because charity doesn't give back. People need to get away from this 'give-to-receive' culture. As you said, everybody's spending money they don't have and lining the pockets of those who do already have it.
Give love, give kindness, give hugs... but if i need socks i'll go buy them myself thank you very much!
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That's the thing - I'm still gonna buy gifts for people as I don't want to upset anyone that expects it. I find it quite ironic that I'm the one that decides to go against the "make the rich richer" idea, but I'm still the one that ends up buying gifts for people.
So anyway, are we talking about all holidays here, or is it just the international codeword for Christmas?

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So anyway, are we talking about all holidays here, or is it just the international codeword for Christmas?
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All holidays. I'll even go one step further, and include any family/social events where people who don't like each other fake it and act all cheery.
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erasable said:
All holidays. I'll even go one step further, and include any family/social events where people who don't like each other fake it and act all cheery.
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I used to hate holidays, but then i realised that as long as you stay far away from everyone else in the world, holidays are actually awesome! My advice, if it looks like you're going to be surrounded by people and unable to get a minute to yourself, go book into a nice hotel room and stay there until it's all over!
Thankfully i have sanctuary at home and don't get disturbed. Holidays are just bonus time off work!

I don't care for holidays either. It's like a mandatory hang-out. If I wanted to be around someone, then I'd be around them. Why would I want to pretend and force it?
I don't want people buying me stuff that I didn't want in the first place, and then I can't even return it to the store because 1. it's not customary to give the receipt with a gift and 2. they'll be upset if I get rid of it.
I don't want to have to try and guess what item each person would like me to buy them, only to have them interpret my choice of gift as if there's some hidden meaning behind why I chose that particular gift.
Holidays/celebrations just seem full of forced feelings, unnecessary traditions, and reluctance to go against what everybody else is doing because of the fear of being that one person everybody's talking about. 'He said he doesn't want anybody to buy him any gifts for Christmas, and he doesn't even celebrate his birthday or New Year's. Weeeeird!'
When I accomplish a long sought-after goal, or one of my friends/family get some sort of really good news or something, I don't mind celebrating it. But I would celebrate because I genuinely see a reason for it. How is the fact that it is the date that you were born on X number of years ago equate to candles, cake, ice cream, and gifts? It seems a little OCD to me to keep track of dates like b-days, anniversaries, holidays, and the like. But it is overlooked in the name of celebration.

It's a mixed emotions for me. Like what the other poster said it's like forcing yourself to be with someone you don't really want to be with. But there are times where I get to meet a mutual friend of a family, which most of the time are really nice people.

well, I personally love the holidays. I love having a whole week off to get away from school and spending time with family. I also love the snow (which doesn't apply to people who live in hot areas lol.)
I don't mind gifts but it does make me feel kind of guilty that people spend so much money on them when that money could go to places like charity.

I hate holidays, and the fact that I work in a store that already had christmas decorations and sweets in goddamn september doesn't help.
On the other hand, holiday food FTW.

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I hate holidays, and the fact that I work in a store that already had christmas decorations and sweets in goddamn september doesn't help.
On the other hand, holiday food FTW.
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Well put. Every cloud has a silver lining, and a decent Christmas meal makes up for at least some of the crap that comes with the holiday season!

I abhor the holidays most of them have lost traditional meaning and became a corporate gimmick
Such a G, posting on the fly from my epically epic

I feel the same way as you, on top of me not really having much of a family anymore to celebrate it with Sucks
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driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.

I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.

Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"

When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.

Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
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When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.

Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF

Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....

I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol

deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!

BeardedB said:
Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid

Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...

Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?

Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF

jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?

Sign the divorce papers.

A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.

A cookbook.

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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.

Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.

dude

Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.

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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?

Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.

A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.

Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...

Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.

Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.

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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck

Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.