How to start a mustache? - Off-topic

I'm looking to start a Burt Reynolds style mustache. You know, the 70's porn star type.
What is the best way to go about starting a mustache without looking like that idiot who is trying to start a mustache?
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Lmao you the man
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Grow in stubble everywhere until you've got the general shape in then shave to shape it. That's what I do when I feel like having facial hair. Don't expect to have a respectable mustache in under a week or two.

^^^^^^^^^^^ Exactly
Just let is grow rampant for about a month or so... Then shape everything up.... I did the mustache + goatee like that... not a fu manchu....
Better idea... Do something crazy man.... designs or something... just let it get super long first.... and buy some clippers with attachments...

Biotin makes my hair grow.

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shave!...even if you don't have much of a moustache now...keep shaving!...shave it all off! the small. facial hairs that you do have will grow back thicker and thicker...then let it grow out and shape it. I couldn't grow out facial hair for the life of me before, until I shaved off the little dust patch that I had and it grew back thicker each time. its not gonna happen overnight so be patient
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xaccers said:
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it kinda looks like a penis LMAO

BNaughty said:
it kinda looks like a penis LMAO
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It does look like a penis, and it's hilarious.

Print this out and stick it by your mirror in the bathroom so you can see how well you're doing in comparison

xaccers said:
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When his neckbeard and manscaping meet it will be a union of legend.

Thanks guys. I always see men with mustaches but you never see that guy who is starting one. I guess I'll just go without shaving for a few weeks then get rid of everything else.
I didn't shave for 5 days then this is what I had to show for it. Disappointing.
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BNaughty said:
^^^^^^^^^^^ Exactly
Just let is grow rampant for about a month or so... Then shape everything up.... I did the mustache + goatee like that... not a fu manchu....
Better idea... Do something crazy man.... designs or something... just let it get super long first.... and buy some clippers with attachments...
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These ^^^^^^^^^^ posts are annoying. There is a reply/quote button. Use this.

VaderSKN said:
These ^^^^^^^^^^ posts are annoying. There is a reply/quote button. Use this.
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Sorry you get easily annoyed... There's medicines for that...

BNaughty said:
Sorry you get easily annoyed... There's medicines for that...
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I don't want to take medicines, but this reply/quote button makes the forum look better. At least for me.

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I don't want to take medicines, but this reply/quote button makes the forum look better. At least for me.
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I'll take your advice under consideration, since it probably annoys others as well... But honestly, I don't see what the problem is.... Out of respect for you, and XDA, I'm sorry my post annoyed you...

Step 1- Put on fake mustache over growing mustache
Step 2- ???
Step 3- Profit

BNaughty said:
I'll take your advice under consideration, since it probably annoys others as well... But honestly, I don't see what the problem is.... Out of respect for you, and XDA, I'm sorry my post annoyed you...
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No problem. And using the button is much faster, isn't it?

StormMcCloud said:
Step 1- Put on fake mustache over growing mustache
Step 2- ???
Step 3- Profit
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Step 4- pull moustache off while pulling fake moustache off to show real moustache
Step 5- goto step 1

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Need a little laugh?

Look at the first tip on HTC's Tips and Tricks section for the Kaiser:
http://www.htc.com/us/FAQ_Detail.aspx?p_id=67&act=tt
So that's why I can never get the keyboard to come out, I was trying to slide it counterclockwise to the right. LOL j/k
The first tip should be:
To: Use your phone
Do: Press the power button
ha..ha..ha..ha
HA HA HA?
i cant believe it o.o!!! i thought that was to the other side! >.<
now i see..!! my tytn2 has a keyboard!!!
Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Well the Wizard did open to the right... I think...
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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Yeah, the Hermes did to, but I still thought it was funny. I was looking for the warnings to, like don't eat the phone, don't use it as a step stool, stuff like that LOL
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If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
Sorry Bad Joke.
I'll be here all night.
Try the veal.
JimmyMcGee said:
If you eat the phone wouldn't it become a stool?
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Ahhhhh you beat me to it.....
Ok, It's official. This fourm has gone to hell.
mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
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I would think that with the Lithium Ion Batteries would make it pretty watery or a "Type 7" if you will.
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Or maybe to "****" If you will.
And with that, I just have to share my latest meme discovery. Thank goodness for the blockatiel!
Never fear, Blocktiel has come down from his perch and saved us all! (original post unmodified.)
mikechannon said:
Strangely, I find no reference to this on the Bristol Stool Chart!! But you have to imagine it's a Type 1
Mike
XDA-Dev taking you to a new level of scatology
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--- WTF??? ---
Umm.. Mr Moderator, was that image appropiate- I certainly didn't want to see that? There are kiddies on this forum, you know
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PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No... No.... surely not....._Alex_ is a WoWfag?
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LOL_WUT
Mike
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I firmly believe in this method of WoW playing. I also believe that I am a bird.
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Like they are so innocent! And as for you, well obviously you don't you know.... ever erm..... produce fecal matter. A sort of immaculate defacation if you will. I imagine when you walk in the park you avert your eyes to avoid the doggy doo doo, in which case I iguess you return home with it upon your shoes with monotonous regularity - this is not a pleasant thought! If your kids walk in the park I suppose you go before them throwing thyself upon the offending articles lest they be morrally and forever corrupted?
We are all learning here - everyday in every way
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Mike
PS As for Blocktiel Sensorship I say out out damned bird. Freedom to view I say.
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No no no, I was talking about the practically nude image of Alex the moderator. It was quite... off putting...If I want to view male porn, I'm sure I can suscribe to the playgirl channel
And no I don't have kiddies- and when I do, I will happily sacrifice myself to protect them from stepping on doggy stools. Such experiences leave children damaged forever
You both need Jesus
(Please note the facetiousness in much of the above post)
Time to revive this thread... I'm back!!!

How I'm feeling right now

I guess some of you knew my little project TiBo failed. No worries mates, actually... this is how I feel right now.
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Maybe she rejected you because you're not sexy enough?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1242089
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idavid_ said:
Maybe she rejected you because you're not sexy enough?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1242089
Swyped from my HTC Sensation
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I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
sakai4eva said:
I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
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Women She's probably feeling awkward and doesn't wanna deal. Her loss mate. When the next one comes along, who is ten times better... and everything is going really well, you'll look back at this and think 'close call...!'
DirkGently1 said:
Women She's probably feeling awkward and doesn't wanna deal. Her loss mate. When the next one comes along, who is ten times better... and everything is going really well, you'll look back at this and think 'close call...!'
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Weelll....
If that is how she responds to my advances, she actually shows me that she lacks maturity.
Now, if I can just find something else to focus my mind on...
sakai4eva said:
Weelll....
If that is how she responds to my advances, she actually shows me that she lacks maturity.
Now, if I can just find something else to focus my mind on...
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I mean, Sandwich...!
Lolx. I explained over in the Mafioso thread...
I'm bored because I no longer have something to focus my mind on. It's feeling very much underutilized at the moment. Lolx
You need a project. How about an excuse to get out and about on foot, spend some time exploring and appreciating the beautiful world outside?
i.e Photography! Take your camera on some trips outdoors and have a cathartic and creative experience.
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You need a project. How about an excuse to get out and about on foot, spend some time exploring and appreciating the beautiful world outside?
i.e Photography! Take your camera on some trips outdoors and have a cathartic and creative experience.
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Too lazy to go outdoors.
I hate photography with my pesky cam-phone. And I have other things I wanna buy before I get to a camera.
sakai4eva said:
I have no idea. I have no idea why because she is ignoring me all of a sudden.
Anyway, since most of contacts are not around for the holidays, I'm fsking bored.
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now you know how I feel, welcome to the club
husam666 said:
now you know how I feel, welcome to the club
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Lolx. Yeah. That'll teach me to try getting a teenager. Learnt my lesson well here
sakai4eva said:
Lolx. Yeah. That'll teach me to try getting a teenager. Learnt my lesson well here
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no moar pedobearing?
sakai4eva said:
Too lazy to go outdoors.
I hate photography with my pesky cam-phone. And I have other things I wanna buy before I get to a camera.
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Yeah, i would definately get that Fleshlight first!
DirkGently1 said:
Yeah, i would definately get that Fleshlight first!
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I'll just leave this here:
http://cgi.ebay.com.my/Ernie-Ball-Musicman-1993-Stingray-Bass-Guitar-Great-/220829745206?pt=Guitar&hash=item336a7a8036#ht_500wt_922

TED is Real

This movie looks like it can be really good or really bad.
I laughed quite a bit watching the trailer despite the crude humor. Enjoy
Work warning this trailer is rather liberal. You've been warned. Otherwise it's good times.
I watching... Seens like as normal video. After 0:45 wtf? Teddy? They singing in bed o.0?
Wysłano z Gio
Haha, I love it.
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I don't know what to say.
I like this Ted better.
http://vimeo.com/m/1257234
Sent from my coffee pot.
It does look like it could be awesome - potentially very funny.
I love it when writers have original ideas
I'll still watch it though. If you're gonna be inspired by something to the point of copy it (in a lot of ways), I can certainly think of worse things to copy!
Archer said:
It does look like it could be awesome - potentially very funny.
I love it when writers have original ideas
I'll still watch it though. If you're gonna be inspired by something to the point of copy it (in a lot of ways), I can certainly think of worse things to copy!
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In Willard, the guy is depressed, and his pet looks like a human. Also Ted has Mila Kunis <3
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jaszek said:
In Willard, the guy is depressed, and his pet looks like a human. Also Ted has Mila Kunis <3
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Sure, there's plenty of differences between Ted and Wilfred I'm just saying there's plenty of similarities. One of the first things we see is him smoking a bong, and we see him going dark (albeit playful) and smacking Mark Wahlberg about. And I also assume that no-one but Mark Wahlberg sees him as anything more than just a Teddy Bear, but that's an assumption.
Either way it definitely looks worth watching.
Archer said:
Sure, there's plenty of differences between Ted and Wilfred I'm just saying there's plenty of similarities. One of the first things we see is him smoking a bong, and we see him going dark (albeit playful) and smacking Mark Wahlberg about. And I also assume that no-one but Mark Wahlberg sees him as anything more than just a Teddy Bear, but that's an assumption.
Either way it definitely looks worth watching.
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I wonder who copied Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
You guys remember this guy?
jaszek said:
I wonder who copied Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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lol - that's stretching it a bit.
Archer said:
lol - that's stretching it a bit.
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How. It's a towel that smokes weed. I don't think that CAN be stretched enough. lol
jaszek said:
How. It's a towel that smokes weed. I don't think that CAN be stretched enough. lol
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Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows towels are into mescaline.
Product F(RED) said:
I don't know what to say.
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haha. plus one to that.

The Official "Nerdom Revealed" Thread: Unleash your Inner Nerd

Here's a place to showcase the nerd that you are. The rules are simple: post something only a fellow nerd would know. This is for the real nerd in all of us.
Type your simple words or phrase with details would not be identifiable to the public at large. Whoever can answer your clue with the with what it relates to gets to post the next item of intrigue.
For example, if I type DE_Rats as the clue, only a consummate nerd would answer: Counter-Strike
I'll begin with something relatively easy, but still quite nerdy: Mana burn
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The answer to life.
That was easy.
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Hum... Almost ^^
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Continue
Sine. said:
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The game may continue with the dragon question, but this answer was incorrect
WoW didn't exist until long after what I'm referring to, though it still exists now.
F**K YOU NOTCH! That CREEPER blew up ma house! My dirt house!
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m1l4droid said:
OK, now this:
Where do we see a dragon killed by one arrow?
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The Hobbit
Next: "Game Over. The User Wins." An entire sector of the grid is destroyed. Not Tron.
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
LordManhattan said:
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
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Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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boborone said:
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
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nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
boborone said:
nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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It's one of the thousands of nerdom gems from a great show.
And I played Magic back in the day, even played it on XBOX the other day, quite boring, all the decks are preset for you. BORING
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
m1l4droid said:
No, I'm your father.
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Good boy! Here's a cookie!
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MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
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Archer said:
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
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Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Boya!
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Those who undestand it and those not
(Skiping my turn as I hasn't correctly answered last time...)
Edit : arf, grilled by another nerd
Reedit : Whoa, triple posts, you're "en forme" tonight! ^^
Yeah i know. I posted those from me phøn, so things like that happens.
My turn again: What's the distance of one AU? DO NOT GOOGLE!
Meh, I don't know the distance of one standard astronomical unit off-hand so I'm gonna veto your clue =p
Next: "Congratulations, you are the Moon Master."
"How surprisingly delightful. Two moon masters in one house; what are the chances?"

Do women like bearded men?

I've thought about letting mine grow but then I know that some wpmen prefer a man who is clean shaven. On the other hand I'd like to grow it (plus the mustache) for me & I hope that wouldn't turn too many women off.
Should I? Or is it better if a man stays clean shaven? I need your input on this please....
aabc11 said:
I've thought about letting mine grow but then I know that some wpmen prefer a man who is clean shaven. On the other hand I'd like to grow it (plus the mustache) for me & I hope that wouldn't turn too many women off.
Should I? Or is it better if a man stays clean shaven? I need your input on this please....
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First thing to do is get sober bcause u sure as hell are in the wrong place to ask this
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Stubble is usually the best of both worlds!
Best thread ever on xda of all places? Quite possibly!
Let's sticky this!
Where is your app or game download link? Confused? :silly:
I think I'll move this to the off topic section for you. But, can you guess what the overwhelming gender population is here?
Good luck!
Darth
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Men with fat wallets
"And on that bombshell!"
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I think not long beard but small. I am a man with small beard and my wife really like it.
Rickyzx said:
I think not long beard but small. I am a man with small beard and my wife really like it.
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+ 1.
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+ 1.
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Senor Payaso has a barba??!!? :silly:
Pics or this never happened...
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Senor Payaso has a barba??!!? :silly:
Pics or this never happened...
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I will reveal
My true identity
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My true identity
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The majority of western women do not like beards.
I can't speak for the other regions, and there's always women who do like beards (hell, there is a fetish for everything), but in the western world, most women find a beard a massive turn off.
Why? Because it's primitive, disgusting, uncomfortable and makes you look old.
You may not realize this because it never happens to you, but kissing a man with a stubble is actually quite painful. It's tiny needles pricking into your skin... It actually leaves scratches.
And if you have a longer beard? Know how uncomfortable it is when you're spooning, and your girl's hair is in your face? Well, that. Except that hair is soft, and a beard is not.
I know it hurts in the masculinity department, but the majority of women prefer clean shaven men. Sorry lads.
Women love my beard!
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Women love my beard!
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Haha :laugh: checkmate @ShadowLea. Seriously though your words are encouraging as I've never been a bearded man and I'm sick of beards being the new trend in mens fashion. All my mates have beards now and they call me babyface for not having one.
I don't know where @ShadowLea lives but where I live the western women LOVE men with beards
"And on that bombshell!"
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Women love my beard!
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Art Vanderlay said:
Haha :laugh: checkmate @ShadowLea. Seriously though your words are encouraging as I've never been a bearded man and I'm sick of beards being the new trend in mens fashion. All my mates have beards now and they call me babyface for not having one.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Facial-Hair
karandpr said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Facial-Hair
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Lol. Thanks but I'm Greek. We invented facial hair.
Art Vanderlay said:
Lol. Thanks but I'm Greek. We invented facial hair.
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Invented facial hair ?
Nope ...Nope ...Nope...
Ah the humor's lost on you. Oh well

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