You know you need a new phone... - Off-topic

I'll start.
when your own app doesnt work on your own phone

OptimusLove said:
I'll start.
when your own app doesnt work on your own phone
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When your stuck with a 3 inch screen and without a stable CM
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OptimusLove said:
I'll start.
when your own app doesnt work on your own phone
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When you don't have cm because its dual sim phone and you are stuck with gb without oc options too
So it was your app? OK I will test
Nothing is True.. Everything is Permitted©

When some unknown person starts sending texts to all yer contacts from the phone you didn't know you lost.

Deadly. said:
When you don't have cm because its dual sim phone and you are stuck with gb without oc options too
So it was your app? OK I will test
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There is no dual-sim CM for any device???
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deathnotice01 said:
There is no dual-sim CM for any device???
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Not that I know of
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When you can solve a problem with pen and paper faster than your calculator
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Gingerbread! I am still waiting on it for my previous galaxy 5 running 2.1 éclair
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When you realize that armv6 is obsolete
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When you have a cracked digitizer
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When you have to hit your phone against the wall to wake up from deep sleep

When your phone has a hopeless ARMv6 processor and small
internal capacity...
Getting a Gnexus soon though
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When your phone has a hopeless ARMv6 processor and small
internal capacity...
Getting a Gnexus soon though
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I know that feel :'(

When an app frezees and the ROM decides to frezee aswell(damn you Sammy )
'Searching is like eating: If you don't do it you'll die'©X8invisible

When your phone still flips open with a keypad :3
You Live To Die.

You know you need a new phone..
when you finally get an invite to play Ingress, but then find out your phone isn't powerful enough to cope with the app
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SimonTS said:
You know you need a new phone..
when you finally get an invite to play Ingress
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I still haven't got mine and its been 20 days now :what:
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PREDATOR95 said:
I still haven't got mine and its been 20 days now :what:
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Should I carry on?

SimonTS said:
You know you need a new phone..
when you finally get an invite to play Ingress, but then find out your phone isn't powerful enough to cope with the app
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Not funny, and it does. Just
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein.*

One of those times when I really wish we still had the 'Thanks' button in OT ...
jugg1es said:
Not funny, and it does. Just*
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YKYNAPW.....you need a new phone.
Snowflake approved this message....

Related

Take a chill pill

Take a moment to relax your brain, get off your phone, facebook, twitter... and visit the quiet place, good site to relax your nerves
http://thequietplaceproject.com/90seconds
Idk, it kinda irritated me more than it did help...
"You're normal and well-adjusted? Must be something wrong with you. Have a pill." - DirkGently
I_am_Error said:
Idk, it kinda irritated me more than it did help...
"You're normal and well-adjusted? Must be something wrong with you. Have a pill." - DirkGently
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what?
the music is more than enough to make you relax
husam666 said:
what?
the music is more than enough to make you relax
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Music didn't play for me
davidrules7778 said:
Music didn't play for me
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did u press space?
husam666 said:
did u press space?
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yes
Well, Soundhound sucks! It can't tell me what music that is.
If anybody knows..?
Nice site Husam, thanks!
davidrules7778 said:
yes
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do you have your speakers connected, laptop/pc unmuted?
DirkGently said:
Well, Soundhound sucks! It can't tell me what music that is.
If anybody knows..?
Nice site Husam, thanks!
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it's written when the show ends
the music is “life and death” (from lost) and was composed by michael giacchino.
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and ur welcome, i knew you would like it
husam666 said:
do you have your speakers connected, laptop/pc unmuted?
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yes i do!!!
My pandora is working fine through them right now
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davidrules7778 said:
yes i do!!!
My pandora is working fine through them right now
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AHAaaa
It started working this time how weird
it does chill me off, but my laptop sound sucks
Thanks Hussam...something good and productive for a change
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lol, wlx dude
Meh. That's all I can say.
¤The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.¤
m1l4droid said:
Tl;dr.
It made me depressed.
Also knowing you husam I thought it'll be some kinda prank, I was expecting one of those scary faces coming at me any minute.
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well then, you don't know me that well, I don't open a new thread for a stupid face
For the first time in a long time...I sat down alone outside Starbucks and enjoyed some peace...cold weather...holiday latte....reading...very nice.
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i dont know why... but ill agree with error...
me mucho gusta
Got a 404 with that link, so I found the new one.
http://thequietplaceproject.com/90seconds
Error 404.. Is this a joke?
Edit: Got it. But i closed the tab after 15 secs. I don't have the patience to just sit and do nothing

Turning 18 soon-need ideas

So, i am turning 18 in a few days (and heading to college in a few months). And as most people know, most fun things begin at 18 (not as fun as 21 though). I was thinking about what i could do to celebrate. My first thought was to attend a few concerts in the area (justice/tiesto) but i was wondering if you guys have a suggestions. Gracias.
Expecting the worst so the best is better
Buy a pack of fags.
Private titty bar. Free and all age.
Whats so special about turning 18?
DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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you can access certain.... well.... places
DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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You can legally get drunk* and other not so important stuff.
*Depends on the country/state.
Is that all? You first better start working and saving some money, then the real fun starts.
Nope. Party, then some work, and then party again.
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Work now play later
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Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......
what do you think?, that your life will be different when you turn 18 its the same the differences will come when you will change mind(this is the possible change) or enviroment or house or job etc
Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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LordManhattan said:
Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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I plan on working myself to death then having fun.....
conantroutman said:
Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......
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I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
Speaking of which, I have to be at work in 8 minutes.
jaszek said:
I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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That sounds awesome.... I may go to a club at the weekend just to trip up people I don't like the look of....
Also Jas said:
I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
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You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?
conantroutman said:
You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?
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Nah it's plastic bags with jas.
go to a technology shop or phone shop and break the equipment using a virus or root and delete stuff, haha
Archer said:
Nah it's plastic bags with jas.
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Yea. I don't afford ties, so I steal bags from the stores.
I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Would it include illegal substances?

Leaked Pics Of NEW PS3 Model CECH-4000

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Well.....
source http://tecnoblog.net/107348/novo-ps3-anatel/
i m not sure but still
IB4TL
Also
report button pressed :silly:
-RDR- said:
i m not sure but still
IB4TL
Also
report button pressed :silly:
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can i ask, what for .... ?
XenonV said:
can i ask, what for .... ?
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sorry bro its a disease which i m suffering from :crying: :crying:
sorry once again
/begin rant
I think a new sticky is in order for people to stop posting things like, "Reported", "You have been reported", etc. on threads?
Ok, I'm here, now what?
I don't think there's a problem with this thread. Perhaps I'm wrong? Wanting us to close a thread because you don't like it is not a valid reason to close one. If you're going to report a thread, please make sure you have a reason why. Yes, that means putting that in your report. That's how the Report system works.
/end rant
Carry on.
vanessaem said:
/begin rant
I think a new sticky is in order for people to stop posting things like, "Reported", "You have been reported", etc. on threads?
Ok, I'm here, now what?
I don't think there's a problem with this thread. Perhaps I'm wrong but closing a thread because you don't like it is not a valid reason. If you are going to report a thread, please make sure you have one.
/end rant
Carry on.
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yes, i am not posting in the wrong section, im not taking credit for anything, i listed a VALID source. so i dont see any reason to be reported..
it looks bad...really bad..
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-RDR- said:
sorry bro its a disease which i m suffering from :crying: :crying:
sorry once again
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Ignore this^^ troll..
It looks ugly. I've been playing PS3 since the day it for released but this... really?
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I'm more interested in the hardware, but from a design standpoint, this doesn't look good at all. Maybe Sony should hire some new designers for a change.
What use is a 16GB PS3..?? ..?? ...??? .... ????? .?>?>?>?>/.?>/.?./
Am I the only one who saw 16GB and was just like
Nice try Sony, but I'll stick with my original 80GB.
063_XOBX said:
Am I the only one who saw 16GB and was just like
Nice try Sony, but I'll stick with my original 80GB.
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lol pretty sure it's meant to say 160GB....
But I don't think even Sony would send out an official letter with such an obvious typo, therefore I'm calling.........
Its not the greatest looking, but would still buy IF HDD is still changeable. If I'm stuck with 16GB/250GB/500GB n can't change it out for say an sad, then I'll stick to the current n last ps3 models.
Sent from a smurf invasion!
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lol pretty sure it's meant to say 160GB....
But I don't think even Sony would send out an official letter with such an obvious typo, therefore I'm calling.........
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Probably, but I love using memes too much to accept that possibility.
This looks more like a solar panel to me

Is this a fail or what?

So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're a loser.
Sent from your mom.
OP should've peacocked.
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063_XOBX said:
OP should've peacocked.
Sent from my Nobody Cares.
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Haaahaahaa xD
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Because of a headache?! You're full of... excrement..
You somehow managed to cockblock yourself.. yes that is a fail...
Looool
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ALPHAdog? More like a b**** (female dog)
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Mistake the first - you punked out.
Mistake the second - you came here to talk about it.
Mistake the third - who cares what her name is? Just get the number...
Cockblocked yourself OP. Haha.
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You just did your own funeral ...kinda
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Epic fail!
alphadog32 said:
So, today I was at my friends birthday party. I noticed this girl was on me, she was trying to get me. I'm like yuusshh. BUT when she actually get open for me to dance with her, I wimp out. Main reason was a head ache and my legs were tired. So like I'm daaamnn. So we keep talking and then when she leaves I forgot to ask her for her name and phone #.
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Dont worry my autocockblocking friend, if you fail with one find another one, plenty girls in the world u know
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xDDD Thread makes me laugh
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You, sir, are clearly a master. Sounding like a woman and everything. "Sorry, honey, I've got a headache."
I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
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I just wanted to revive this old thread! Yay, i did it!!
||I'm just a PM away for help||
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LOL, describe her to ur friend & find out ! like in a movie
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He's not even a troll. He's just a noob
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I recognise that pic my fellow muffin-pledge

uses for old phones

I have 2 backflip phones I would like to give my children , 3 and 4 to play around with. Is there a way to completely disable the phone part because I know 911 service is suppose to work. I also need to find games that do not require a network connection to play. they are at the age where talking tom entertains them pretty good. these phones do have wireless capability but I do not want to rely on that.
Which phones do you have?
motorola backflip
Or just take out the sim card.
m1l4droid said:
911 still works in that situation.
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Whats the chance of a kid dialing 911? 1 in 1000.
A lot higher than you think. Especially if it has emergency numbers pop up.
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Why not donate them? Like for battered women or something.
Target practice lol
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XMBC server?
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Nice
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ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Not bulletproof if the bullet went through it. Maybe bullet resistant.
ak700 said:
Paperweight
EDIT- If it is a Nokia, use it as a bullet proof jacket. It work's
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Who wouldn't use a Nokia phone for target practice? -_-
You Live To Die.
Hmmm... tricky one.
I think you can install GoLauncher & remove the dock bar from home screen, this will avoid them going in to the phone function accidentaly, just create the shortcuts of all games required by them on home screen & that shud do it.
hope this helps...
Hmm....do they blend?
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I just fired up my good ol' Nokia E61. It still works! It's got ScummVM, "FreeFlight" (flight simulator), PicoDrive (Sega Mega Drive Emulator), Doom and "Mophun" emulator with Carmageddon, The Da Vinci Code 3D, Fatal Arena, Lock'n Load: Rise Of War and many more AND a 1GB mini SD with tons of music i listened to around 2006 Hilarious!
Oh, btw.. i had to google a bit to find out how to connect to my WiFi.
Symbian, we like to mess with your head.
You can donate one to me
race55 said:
You can donate one to me
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You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.
LordManhattan said:
You ungrateful bastard.
(Are you going to hunt me down now?)
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How am i a ungrateful bastard if i am just asking for his worthless Piece of sh!te phone?
063_XOBX said:
No, but apparently he's gonna come to your house and eat your donut.
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You sir, just won the internet.

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