Send me to space!! ^^ - Off-topic

Hello guys,
I just entered in an Axe competition to go to space, and I need all the Votes I can take. I wouldn't write here if I wouldn't see it so close: I'm in the head of my region! jeje.
Plese, just click and vote: https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_KW/75113/salvador-gomez
- Vote for Salvador Gomez -
This is REAL. If I win I'm going to go to space. And in the interview I would claim about the ****ing locked LG bootloader, jajajaja
PD: The "vote" button is over my name. If it doesn't appear just scroll up or down :good:
THANK YOU ALL!!!!

No. It's ridiculous that companies are trying to commercialize something that the U.S. has pretty much gave up on and making a contest to send a random person into space is insane.

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I would but you spelled "hahaha" incorrectly, so no.

StormMcCloud said:
I would but you spelled "hahaha" incorrectly, so no.
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Maybe it's hitler and he said yesyesyesyesyesyes in German? Who knows
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Are you aware that it's not a return ticket?

stephj said:
Are you aware that it's not a return ticket?
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Lol......
Forever alone in space
see my app sig at your own risk :
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How terrible response . Lets NASA do his job, and let others take normal ppl to space in paralel.
Nevertheless, I'd like to remember that is just a show where winning means go to Florida. Going to space is much more difficult.
So I ask you again. Could you help me to win so I can spend my money in Florida?
If you're about to say no, just get it to you and let people willing to help do it
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Norax said:
How terrible response . Lets NASA do his job, and let others take normal ppl to space in paralel.
Nevertheless, I'd like to remember that is just a show where winning means go to Florida. Going to space is much more difficult.
So I ask you again. Could you help me to win so I can spend my money in Florida?
If you're about to say no, just get it to you and let people willing to help do it
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VaderSKN said:
Maybe it's hitler and he said yesyesyesyesyesyes in German? Who knows
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Hahaha
Oh. I mean jajaja

If you want to end up in space for free just come drink with me. You'll wake up on the moon, literally

The moment it asked for my email address I committed suicide.... sorry
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The moment it asked for my email address I committed suicide.... sorry
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How are you posting then?

jaszek said:
How are you posting then?
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Maybe the person is sending from hell/heaven
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How about you grow some balls, and go over to the Mars One website and apply?
It's a one way trip btw, so good luck with that! Also... good luck getting the job

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Still want to go?
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anyone knows how to get an itouch free?

i know i am asking myself to get pawned but well i just wanna know ...anyone?
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PROFIT​
^^ u tried it?
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
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cool story bro B) lol
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I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Good try .....mahn ......
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EDIT
i have no clue if your a man so good try human lol
My trolling senses are tingling (that or my phone is on vibrate again) about the trolling going on here
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i have no clue if your a man to so good try human
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LOLWUT?
I'll tell you how to get an iTouch for free, but the information is gonna cost you $199 USD
M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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Thaaaat's right.
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M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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ps i am onli 16
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Go figure
shalom06 said:
anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
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And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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Looks like you don't know what a public forum is.

What Would Happen If You're Not In Life?

Well, what would happen if you're not in life??
Me: if i wasnt in life, my family would never know about android.
What About YOU?
Are you trying to say "what would happen if you weren't alive? " meaning I didnt exist ever "my life"?....
I'm just asking because I'm confused.
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gplock said:
Are you trying to say "what would happen if you weren't alive? " meaning I did instinct never gladdened "my life"....
I'm just asking because I'm confused.
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Yup, thats what i mean
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
Then I agree with ur 1st statement. My family would not have all the features the customs they do have. Because of android, xda, and me... I tell them about xda but they don't care. Then they see my phone and say "do it for me please" so I do, agree with ur 1st statement!
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Without me, 2 iPhones would be bought...... *shiver*
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nothing gr8 would happen but my mom will die crying if i would be no more
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Without me my home pc would be free for anyone to use
And my school wouldn't have got a first prize title in badminton
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All Chinese buffets in my local area would be suffering from financial depression.
UMMMMM PEOPLE!!! If you never existed in life you wouldn't have families that would buy iPhones or not know about android features!!!
WOW!!
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UMMMMM PEOPLE!!! If you never existed in life you wouldn't have families that would buy iPhones or not know about android features!!!
WOW!!
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What?
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What?
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See above posts from what people posted.
Without me, there shouldnt have been a Xperia X8 ICS for stockkernel rom.
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I remembered something, without me Safariking wouldnt name the ROM GioSIII
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
Without me my ex-wife would probably be much happier - but my kids wouldn't have been born, so I guess it levels out in the long-run.
Without me, my wife would probably be rich.
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Me not alive... I guess I won't be called "the guy with the BIG ASS PHONE"
Everywhere I go... ppl ask me.... "is that a phone?"
Lol
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Without me, this thread wouldn't have 18 posts. You're very welcome.
Without me there would be like, THREE CHICKS on xda
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Babydoll25 said:
Without me there would be like, THREE CHICKS on xda
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Oh, the horror!
Without me, this thread wouldn't be locked.
With me, it won't be locked either
Thank you, much love, goodnight.

Any idea what wallpaper is that?

http://www.eve1070.com/wp-content/u...p-for-Android-4.0.3-ICS_on-Google-Nexus-S.jpg
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Monzer_ said:
http://www.eve1070.com/wp-content/u...p-for-Android-4.0.3-ICS_on-Google-Nexus-S.jpg
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If you had a smaller signature I'm sure someone would help you, including me. Lets see if Archers script still works.
Edit, it does.
Yes please decrease the size of your signature
jaszek said:
If you had a smaller signature I'm sure someone would help you, including me. Lets see if Archers script still works.
Edit, it does.
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You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Bad choice of words there my friend... bad choice.
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Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Oh yeah. We're all just dying to help you now.
Seriously, wtf kind of signature is that?
veeman said:
Oh yeah. We're all just dying to help you now.
Seriously, wtf kind of signature is that?
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+100000
Also @OP just use <insert_fighting_game_over_here> poster. :silly:
Monzer_ said:
You wouldn't see my signature if you were from your cell plus I'm too lazy to go on pc and fix it, still no point here
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Oh, so you want me to get on my cell phone to help you? Ok, I'm sorry for not doing that in the first place. What was I thinking, posting on XDA from my computer and all.
Wow since you are being so kind and hardworking on your end, I will give you a hint. Battlefield 3.
:banghead:
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Aww man, chocolate covered peanuts. I've got the munchies now.
sy224048 said:
Wow since you are being so kind and hardworking on your end, I will give you a hint. Battlefield 3.
:banghead:
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Its obviously Counter Strike 1.6
Call of Duty 7: Modern Pandemic Crosswalk
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Call of Duty 7: Modern Pandemic Crosswalk
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Call of duty 7 is actually Black Ops. lol
You mean call of Duty 10: Modern Black Ops Warfare
jaszek said:
Call of duty 7 is actually Black Ops. lol
You mean call of Duty 10: Modern Black Ops Warfare
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The zombie lolcat DLC is going to be sick! I hear they already include it on the disk so after you purchase the game it's super easy to purchase an unlock code!
WiredPirate said:
The zombie lolcat DLC is going to be sick! I hear they already include it on the disk so after you purchase the game it's super easy to purchase an unlock code!
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Yep. You just have to send a payment of $600 to some guy in Nigeria through western union
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jaszek said:
Yep. You just have to send a payment of $600 to some guy in Nigeria through western union
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Right! See that guy is a prince, and he.. Never mind it's a long story. But when he gets to the country he's going to have your downloadable content. And Activision already said the download content, and I quote, "has alien space soldiers. Or zombie snipers or whatever. You'll buy it, f you.":good::good::laugh:
Hey OP, seriously, what ever made you think that was appropriate sig anyways?
Sorry I spelled DB wrong, OP should be DB
You guys! Can't you give him a break? There's too many trolls in off-topic for my liking.
Here's the wallpaper you're looking for...
http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii503/...llpaper.jpg
No no no....even Archer can be wrong...
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Instead of being a troll, i decided to help.
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here you go!

Post your happiest moment of your life

Well......I...When I got my first Android phone(G1)
Seeing the birth of my first child.
Hy
When Sophia was born, it s the most beatiful day, the worst is every day she touches my note2
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raducu7890 said:
Well......I...When I got my first Android phone(G1)
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You must have a terrible life.
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You must have a terrible life.
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+1
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Got an off-thread(xD) question:
Do u think I can learn BASIC...or is it a bit too old?
raducu7890 said:
Got an off-thread(xD) question:
Do u think I can learn BASIC...or is it a bit too old?
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If you learn BASIC, the world will end.
If you don't know a programming language already, I suggest learning Python.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
veeman said:
If you learn BASIC, the world will end.
If you don't know a programming language already, I suggest learning Python.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
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I don't really like Python...
raducu7890 said:
I don't really like Python...
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Lol what? Python is easy to learn, easy to read, and a great language in general. What don't you like about it?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
Good subject I'm thinking.
I was trying to think of some happiest moments.
Old as I am there are too many.
When my fiance broke up with me and called the wedding off.
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ummmmmmmmmmmm when she told me back dat shee liked me too (after a month I told her I liked her)
THeLogiC said:
ummmmmmmmmmmm when she told me back dat shee liked me too (after a month I told her I liked her)
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Lucky you
My 10th XDA post
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My 10th XDA post
Galaxy S3
Omega Rom V34
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My best friend that i knew since i was 14 recently told me she loved me. And i always had feelings for her too but i never said anything as i didn't want to ruin the close friendship we had. I'm glad she told me but we wasted so many years when i could have been with her all that time! :lol:
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tw1n5nak35 said:
When my fiance broke up with me and called the wedding off.
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This ^^^.. :beer::beer:
My happiest moment was probably when I played my first National Act show. I'll never forget that moment. I almost crapped myself from the excitement and thrill of it (for lack of better words)
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Well...my 2nd happy thing in my life is that a girl in my school kissed me when was my birthday...but tttheenn...I moved in uk...
When I first got my personal computer.
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raducu7890 said:
Lucky you
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Ingress Invite Handover

I have 2 extra ingress invites, one given to my friend and one for XDA
How to get it:
1.Post something funny
2.You may not post ponies
3.No bacon please, Im veg
4.Most interesting person will win the invite code
Note: Winner will be announced on Friday
Game Over!
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I am not entertained
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well...I can't do that you make me jealous instead of entertained
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jootanen said:
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lmao that was funny
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I am not entertained
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Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
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Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
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*thanks*
Lame but somewhat funny joke my cousin told me:
How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
Jessica said:
Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
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^ You proved yourself a girl
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^ You proved yourself a girl
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
just got mine
what ? you messed up!
Jessica said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
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So what? I am not a brony! Easy girl
I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
Sent from my muffin LIFE! Under maintenance.!
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I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
Sent from my muffin LIFE! Under maintenance.!
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I wasn't getting my invite from niantic to I got it from this similar thread
Now I have received invites on 2 of my emails out of the 8 I submitted
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
Edit: wouldn't let the gif upload, too big (787kb) so stored in zip. DL and unzip to view.
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
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Nothing attached
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Yep - sorry - exceeded board allowed space for gif, so stored in a zip file to get around that...

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