http://www.alalam.ir/news/1440723
Yeah, they launched a monkey.
Old news is old they have been launching monkeys into space for a while now.
Also I cant read that, is that Iran?
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StormMcCloud said:
Old news is old they have been launching monkeys into space for a while now.
Also I cant read that, is that Iran?
Sent from three years ago in the future.
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Yea it's old news that just released this morning. Not even 20 mins before I made the thread. Yea it's Arabic. They have a English site that never gets updated.
Pull a lever, push a button, then its over...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwPKLogb1RU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Seems legit.
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Why apes lol.. better launch hitler family
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Milad never said he's going to space.
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Why apes lol.. better launch hitler family
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If you dont have anything normal to say, dont say anything.
Moneky shall go to space. Monkey shall live. Monkey shall come back as Saiyan. Monkey shall call himself Goku. Monkey shall protect Earth. Monkey shall fight. Monkey shall win.
I would like to welcome Iran to the 1960's 1940's!!! :laugh:
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Why apes lol.. better launch hitler family
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Hitler is dead, he had no descendants I'm aware of. You are irrelevant.
Interesting that they're still sending monkeys up, knowing that it's safe for humans. I'd have thought research has progressed beyond what a monkey can help with.
Good find, boborone.
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Hitler is dead, he had no descendants I'm aware of. You are irrelevant.
Interesting that they're still sending monkeys up, knowing that it's safe for humans. I'd have thought research has progressed beyond what a monkey can help with.
Good find, boborone.
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I'm guessing they dont want actual humans to die if something goes wrong.
That's the thing, what are they testing where humans would be at higher risk that current manned missions have been? New space program altogether?
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That's the thing, what are they testing where humans would be at higher risk that current manned missions have been? New space program altogether?
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Nuclear ICBM??
Possibly. I hear it's funded by Obama! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
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In the link, the official state news agency didn't post video. They just rotated pics of a monkey strapped in a case, and showed a rocket tube laying horizontal. And them holding the monkey over a hole in the tube. No engine or anything on the rocket. Just seems totally fake to me. Not even a shot of a rocket flying.
One sec and I'll put the vid on youtube and post it here.
Wow. I got a call from Homeland Security just for clicking your link Boborone.
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Wow. I got a call from Homeland Security just for clicking your link Boborone.
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How'd they get your phone number?
Trololol
I go to check my fb, Conan O'Brian posted this:
Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space. The situation is being carefully monitored by the Eisenhower Administration.
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Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi
Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
Jesus christ.
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Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.
You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.
Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly
Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.
Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill
watt9493 said:
Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!
Ada Lovelace.
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Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life
Jesus no joke though lol
You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."
Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
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The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
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Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
This thread = Fail
Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237
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Does anyone care?
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No.
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No.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.
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Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.
he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
Sent from somewhere over the double rainbow.
Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP
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http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge...-criminalize-internet-trolling-184547052.html
Arizona marches to the beat of its own drummer. But if that drummer gets upset and starts hollering on the Internet, he might get tossed in the clink.
After spending years targeting illegal aliens, the Grand Canyon State is turning its sights on obnoxious Internet users (commonly called 'trolls'). A new update to the state's telecommunications harassment bill could make the practice of harassing people online illegal.
Arizona House Bill 2549 has already passed both of the state's legislative bodies and is currently sitting on the desk of Governor Jan Brewer. While there's a lot in there that doesn't concern trolling, here's the line that has people worried:
It is unlawful for any person, with intent to terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend, to use ANY ELECTRONIC OR DIGITAL DEVICE and use any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggest any lewd or lascivious act, or threaten to inflict physical harm to the person or property of any person.
Violators could be charged with a Class 1 misdemeanor and face up to 6 months in jail. If electronic devices are used to stalk someone, the charges then become a Class 3 felony, with penalties ranging from a minimum sentence of two and a half years in jail for non-dangerous offenders with no prior record to 25 years.
At the heart of the bill is an anti-bullying agenda. Cyber-bullying has been on the rise in recent years and has been in the news lately. A 2010 report in The New York Times found that one of out five middle-school students said they had been victims of cyberbullying.
Despite its good intentions, the Arizona law is already being called "overly broad" by critics. By using vague terms like "annoy" and "offend," it could easily encompass Internet forums or even comments like the ones found at the end of this story.
Free speech groups say they don't believe the law would ever stand up to court scrutiny if Gov. Brewer does, in fact, sign it. And many have pointed out the flaws in the bill to the governor herself.
"Government may criminalize speech that rises to the level of harassment and many states have laws that do so, but this legislation takes a law meant to address irritating phone calls and applies it to communication on web sites, blogs, listserves and other Internet communication," Media Coalition wrote in a letter last week.
So tell me guys what do you think about this? I for one do not live in Arizona so it does not affect me but still its alittle stupid.. we can't have fun anywhere can we?
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One more...
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arizona
LOL
damn i live in az
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LOL
damn i live in az
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I feel yahoo trolled me
I guess me going to jail soon
Better watch out ill call the police and say you're trolling my forum xD
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So....M_T_M is on the run then?
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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So....M_T_M is on the run then?
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Don't think he lives in az
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It is unlawful for any person, with intent to terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend, to use ANY ELECTRONIC OR DIGITAL DEVICE and use any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggest any lewd or lascivious act, or threaten to inflict physical harm to the person or property of any person.
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this is not detailed enough. you can be annoyed or terrified by many things. i am sure that this law will be abused by the police
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Don't think he lives in az
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They should expand that law
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
so, we have to lure M_T_M to this place, sounds like a plan
htc fan89 said:
so, we have to lure M_T_M to this place, sounds like a plan
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Just lure him with wataburger or octopus soup
Yeah lets say you have arachanophiba and I post a photo of a spider and then you go to the police saying I trolled >.<
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How do I quit XDA?
AOKP 4 LYF
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How do I quit XDA?
AOKP 4 LYF
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say "f*ck" too much. Or just post something anywhere but here and be banhammered. Or just stop coming here.
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say "f*ck" too much. Or just post something anywhere but here and be banhammered. Or just stop coming here.
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Its a joke that I'm a troll
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Uh-oh, get ready for 7 proxies - that way the FBI will never know I'm a troll!
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Its a joke that I'm a troll
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I got that
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I'm glad I live in Texas!! I'm a troll way to often....
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I don't understand how those are not opinions. What could be annoying or offensive to someone could be entertaining and pleasing to another.
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Ginger guy really hates you trolls.
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How do I quit XDA?
AOKP 4 LYF
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You must PM a moderator and they will send you the appropriate paperwork, which must be mailed back within 10 business days...failure to do so will mean you have to check in once a day for life.
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People keep telling me that the worlds gonna end on 12/21/2012 and I think its bullcrap
I what everyone to write if you think so and if you do how do you think the world would end??
I believe what the Bible says I don't pay no mind to this retarded theorys
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People keep telling me that the worlds gonna end on 12/24/2012 and I think its bullcrap
I what everyone to write if you think so and if you do how do you think the world would end??
I believe what the Bible says I don't pay no mind to this retarded theorys
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What? Half of the bible is about the rapture and second coming of Jesus
85gallon said:
What? Half of the bible is about the rapture and second coming of Jesus
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I know but it doesn't say one thing in the Bible when the worlds gonna end there signs you need to watch out for but there's no date??????
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Here we go again ... IB4L
And if the OP is really certain that he is correct then he should go to the bookies and put all his money on the world not ending. If he is wrong he'll be atoms and if he's right then he will get his money back plus whatever odds they give him.
I think people think that if someone uses the search bar the world will end. I personally don't believe in that, but it seems people are scared that it will end the world.
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Simon.TS.HTC said:
Here we go again ... IB4L
And if the OP is really certain that he is correct then he should go to the bookies and put all his money on the world not ending. If he is wrong he'll be atoms and if he's right then he will get his money back plus whatever odds they give him.
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What the hell are you talking about??
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m1l4droid said:
I don't believe that it will end, but I hope.
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WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the hell are you talking about??
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It's often referred to by it's common name... gambling.
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mznatnat said:
WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mznatnat said:
WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont worry, roaches will carry on our legacy
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Haha
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this will actually save a lot of $$$ since we won't need to buy xmas gifts this year
How could the world end on Dec. 21, 2012, when my yogurt's expiration date is march 3rd, 2013?
my coca cola expires at 2013
IB4L and bed... mayan-prophecy-the-world-wont-end-as-a-newfound-calendar-goes-on-and-on-and-on
Honestly, I had forgotten about this crap until this thread. I leave that I may forget again.
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Well in the words of Tools song Aenima..... Seems fitting.
"Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will 'cause I sure could use a vacation from this
STUPID ****, silly ****, stupid ****" ...
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How convenient!! It's the man trying to keep the masses down. Trying to prevent chaos before the hammer drops.