http://www.google.com/landing/nose/index.html
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i been smelling my phone like a idiot and still unsure how the hell .
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http://thenextweb.com/google/2013/0...gle-maps-treasure-hunting-to-youtube-closing/
http://inagist.com/all/318491747598610433/
Odp: Google NOSE
Go home Google, you're drunk.
Grammar can change you, but you won't change grammar.
I think that was the point... Google April fools...
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I think that was the point... Google April fools...
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http://thenextweb.com/google/2013/0...gle-maps-treasure-hunting-to-youtube-closing/
http://inagist.com/all/318491747598610433/
..LOl i see; /facepalm to myself
Odp: Google NOSE
And another April fool by Google I couldn't remember what was last year's April fool, but there was surely something last year. Can anyone remember what was that?
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POLSKAAAAAA BIAAAALOOOO CZEEEERWONIIIII!!!!!!!!!
"Android's source is better than most liquor stores, it's opened 24/7" gallardo5 aka Daniel
Odp: Google NOSE
Grammar can change you, but you won't change grammar.
Google Translate for dogs.
Just saw that in the top bar and thought what the heel is that. Then I realized it's the first day of April though I recall they did the same thing last year
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Or... Words "Nose" and "Nexus", both starts with "N". Not intended? I don't think so it's for new nexus, it will support it! For sure!
Edit: Another proof of it is that "Nexus" and "Smell" has the same number of letters in it. I'm a fu**ing genius
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POLSKAAAAAA BIAAAALOOOO CZEEEERWONIIIII!!!!!!!!!
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It totally works! Now i know what my keyboard smells like! Thanks Google!
>>mfw keyboard is part of the screen.
>>actually smelling screen
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It totally works! Now i know what my keyboard smells like! Thanks Google!
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And what does your keyboard smell like? Cheetos and old coffee?
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Facepalming after looking at the first page.
Google has a history for Easter Eggs and pranks. Last year they brought Gmail Tap and Google FIber Bar.
Before that, they where going to build an headquarters on the moon and wanted people for that. Once they tried to bring Chrome 3D which was huge. In 2009, they announced that they were going to switch to Windows. In 2008, they launched Project Virgle which was a plan for permanent settlement on mars.
Here's the list of all the April Fools pranks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Google's_hoaxes_and_easter_eggs#2000
I wish there were more companies like Google.
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And what does your keyboard smell like? Cheetos and old coffee?
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Tears and semen.
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Tears and semen.
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Mine smells like blood
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She has said it, And you said it again.
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I just GNose'd XDA OT and it smells like:
Noobs, tears, locked threads and butthurt
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I just GNose'd XDA OT and it smells like:
Noobs, tears, locked threads and butthurt
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You forgot about the trolls. Its a very pungent aroma.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
You forgot about the trolls. Its a very pungent aroma.
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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:38-45
It never ceases to amaze me how many people fall for these sort of things when they know it's april fools day...
Related
I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.
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This is a place to pay our respects to the ones we lost. Those loved ones and visionaries that shaped the world that we know, that entertained and educated us, whose loss we felt in our souls, and those the world is a worse place without.
Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
Ian kilminster - oh no, wait a minute, he's somehow still bloody alive!
Orion: a small cockatiel, five and a half Weeks old. Poor Birdie.
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Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
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Dennis Ritchie
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John Lee Hooker.
I miss that guy.
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R.i.p adam yauch of the beastie boys
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Dennis Ritchie
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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That's Lionel, like the trains, and he's still alive.
R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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Aw man, that sucks. Sorry
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RIP Carrol Shelby.
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Famous Indian Child Artist Tharuni Sachdev passed away in a plane crash at Nepal. Child actor Taruni Sachdev who has acted in many commercials including the famous Rasna advertisement and her mother Geetha Sachdev are also among the dead. Taruni has also acted in many films. She is known her for her role in Hindi film Paa. In Malayalam, she has appeared in films Vellinakshatram and Sathyam. She is well-known for featuring along with Karisma Kapoor in the Rasna commercial saying 'I Love Love You Rasna'.
May her soul Rest in Peace!
Source : CNN
River Phoenix (1970-1993). Just read the words of the song 'River' written by the angel-voiced Natalie Merchant in tribute;-
Young & strong Hollywood son
In the early morning light
This star fell down
On Sunset Boulevard
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Yet another taken too soon, too young...
RIP to the baby bird I crushed today. Seriously, I feel horrible about it.
Come over to the dark side...
r.i.p to my sister bethann smith 1986-2006 we miss ya
1985-2011
sent via this forum to your face
Rip.. 2003-2012 he lived the best life a bird can
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1985-2011
sent via this forum to your face
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Your cat was 26?
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RIP Carroll Shelby may your vision live in your cars
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The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
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Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.
......and which one do you wear
Poll to learn the makeup of members nowadays.
http://www.infosecisland.com/blogview/8318-Five-Famous-Hacker-Profiles-White-and-Black-Hats.html
I know.
I wear a pink hat, because I'mfabulous.jpg
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I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz
called the Pope, pretending to be Henry Kissinger.
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:highfive:
White ish
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WiredPirate said:
I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz :highfive:
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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I don't wear a hat. It gives me hathair.
(Grey.)
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
He's pretty impartial but he's far from down to Earth. Some of his ideas regarding tech and patent licensing are probably never going to happen. For instance (and I'm paraphrasing here) he thinks Apple should agree to license all of it's "General UI" elements for a reasonable fee. That will never happen, Apple has invested too much on it's UI and that's the only real advantage they have. Also he want's iTunes for Android. Where's the logic in that?
That said I have a lot of respect for him and wish he still held the reigns at Apple.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
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Yeah. The only time I would wait in line for an iPhone would be next to him. And he does camp out for it. He does it for the fan fair and to hang out with people. Not cause he's a fanboy.
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And to stay on topic I'm not much for hats. More like polos and name tags. Social engineering is where it's at.
Epic double post. Getting that a lot lately for some reason.
nevermind
Men shouldn't wear hats.
Unless they're Clint Eastwood!
Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
Hard to fit a hat over my enormous head and impossible to do with dreadlocks..
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Everything i know, i learned from tv and movies. Thanks to Walter White i now have several law enforcement agencies hunting me down, not to mention three or four very dangerous gangs who all want to kill me.
I won't tell you the trouble i got in pretending to be an MI6 spy or advertising executive!
Sombrero
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What is the worst decision you have ever made.
Mine is ever wanting an iPhone because people think it is cool and all my friends have them
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and you thought celebrities weren't smart. =P
My worst decision was spending all of my saving into a game a year ago :banghead: no no no that's not the one.
It was I decided not to study for my exam and now I'm far slower than others.
Sorry for my bad English.
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Posting in this thread.
Giving tally company.
(Waiting for the lock now)
tallyforeman said:
Posting in this thread.
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+1
Posting in this thread lolz
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Giving tally company.
(Waiting for the lock now)
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Worst decision I ever made was marrying a stripper.
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Didn't we already have several now locked confession threads? Don't think we need more of them...
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Didn't we already have several now locked confession threads? Don't think we need more of them...
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Well, it can be in a sense. More like confess your worst desicion thread.
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My worst decision was to break up with my gf last year(she was a bit prude) ...she's gotten so hot now..oh well I've moved on and so has she
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Well, it can be in a sense. More like confess your worst desicion thread.
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I know. I was joking. *facepalm*
I did not expect you to not get the joke, Loopdogg.
I am disappoint.
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I know. I was joking. *facepalm*
I did not expect you to not get the joke, Loopdogg.
I am disappoint.
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He was just trolling you.
Cry, Benihime!
On last day of 2012 i have sold my trustworthy "panzerwagen" Golf mk2 turbo diesel for 100 buks, 2 days later my Primera needs engine repairs for more than 500 buks... karma is a B!CH
Trying to remotely reboot my server with my tablet without zooming in so I didn't accidentally press shutdown rather than the additional options button beside it.
Guess who's getting no emails this weekend...
ArianaGrande said:
What is the worst decision you have ever made.
Mine is ever wanting an iPhone because people think it is cool and all my friends have them
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and you thought celebrities weren't smart. =P
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Trying to fix the glass on a GSIII
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Smoking. All three times. I never got hooked but I still regret for even trying that crap.
Drinking alcohol for the first time was also a very bad choice. I still drink, but I'm not alcoholic and I try to keep it that way. So much sh!t has happened in this family due to alcohol misuse.
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Not locking this thread.
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Not posting ponies or spiderman on this thread before it got locked.
IB4L.
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