http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520
I take it you guys don't play with these when you're a kid.
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I'd like to interview that man to find out why.
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[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
I felt bad for the toaster. It must have been really a disturbing experience for the poor kitchen appliance
A toasty penetration
That's not how you root a toaster! D: D:
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That's not how you root a toaster! D: D:
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Hahaha
:thanks:
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That's not how you root a toaster! D: D:
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Maybe @Prawesome should take a look at this
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Maybe @Prawesome should take a look at this
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Does prawesome do this too
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Does prawesome do this too
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He's the expert
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Prawns on today could make a great sandwich, but I don't think that's the way to do it.
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[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
What did I say? What did I say? Sweet Jeebus what is wrong with you people?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-high-mephedrone-cuts-penis-3002249
Idiots Idiots in UK. People and Kids these days....
Its Going To Be LEGEND--Wait For it--DARY!-Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
What is up with the UK
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Europeans. Smh. ?
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Europeans. Smh. ?
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Yeah, but don't get me started with americans Or maybe the state of florida? How about the swiss cheese ****er? Or how about all the rage around Bill de Blasio's pizza eating?Or maybe the man that crashed into a gas station and stole a banana?
And let's not forget the piss drinking indians
Bottomline, people are weird
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Yeah, but don't get me started with americans Or maybe the state of florida? How about the swiss cheese ****er? Or how about all the rage around Bill de Blasio's pizza eating?Or maybe the man that crashed into a gas station and stole a banana?
And let's not forget the piss drinking indians
Bottomline, people are weird
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Yeah, but none of those stories involve a Johnson being chopped off. Sorry, Europeans take the cake in weirdness.
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Yeah, but none of those stories involve a Johnson being chopped off. Sorry, Europeans take the cake in weirdness.
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Exactly lol :thumbup:
Must be something in the water over there cause seriously why would you harm your own winky?
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After some further research, i have concluded that penis cutting mostly happens in the UK, China and Taiwan.
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After some further research, i have concluded that penis cutting mostly happens in the UK, China and Taiwan.
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So what is it about these three countries that causes men to want to harm their winky?
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You guys are racist!
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Related
Lol.
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I wish there was a like button...
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That should just about cover the
Cost of a healthy meal some place else..
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I wish there was a like button...
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There's a thanks button...same thing.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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Not if he lives in Las Vegas ...atms there do down to $5.
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The funniest part is that if you cash it you can't even withdraw it from an ATM since the minimum is $20.
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I guess that differs from bank to bank. (;
Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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Lmao Epic paycheck mine was $1100 hahaha
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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lol I get $2,500 every 2 weeks. :laugh:
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Military?
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Military?
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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I wish I could have gotten paychecks like that when I was in the Corps.
Nah I do IT work for the Government now as a civilian.
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Cool man. That's good work.:thumbup:
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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I think we all got that.
That's the worst part about a new job. First check always sucks.
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Juicy555 said:
I got so little because it was just orientation lol.
But I have no bills to pay so all this money i can use for myself lol
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Get it in ones and make it rain.
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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In my country the paycheck is monthly so imagine what it is to work for a full month without seeing any $ on your wallet xD speccially when we young people only work on summer, the month of july is a real torture LOL
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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His had 4 digits too.
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I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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He said it was just his orientation pay.
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tehSecret said:
I wonder if these guys who write about their 4 digit checks feel better when they post about it ?
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Knowing that we worked hard for so long and that hard work has finally paid off, yeah it does make us feel good.
Simple rules.
Humorous hates on the person above you. Only for people with a sense of humour, no *****y folks.
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Your thread sucks, I hate your face, I hate everybody who has ever had physical contact with you, and I hate your ISP.
Looks like it's similar to ban the person.. So, I hate you xD
Sent from Hell!!
I love you.
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I love you.
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I hate you for loving me without knowing me.
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i dont hate bc no hater here! haters gona hate
the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
The saints noooo lol
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the new orleans aints.... lol j/k they're my favorite too...
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black and gold till i die :highfive: glad to know
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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ladyhaylin said:
Same so I can't hate you for that!!!!!
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must be the steelers!
fleurdelisxliv said:
must be the steelers!
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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must be the steelers!
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I hate you just for no reason like one of those high/middle school girls "omfg ***** why the [email protected]#k did you steal him from me I f#@kin' never mind"*hangs up*
Hahaha
Don't hate, appreciate.
Haters welcome...biotch
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Only two hate comments that have reasons to hate and aren't just like ban the person above you...
I hate you all for making this thread into a saints thingamajig and completely derailing a thread just like those trains that always derail in my neighborhood and guess what? Those trains probably derail because of you guys and my life sucks because I hate you omg
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Well then....
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You called?
IB4A
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IB4A
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I hate you because i agree
Le classic inb4l
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Well......I...When I got my first Android phone(G1)
Seeing the birth of my first child.
Hy
When Sophia was born, it s the most beatiful day, the worst is every day she touches my note2
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Well......I...When I got my first Android phone(G1)
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You must have a terrible life.
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You must have a terrible life.
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+1
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Got an off-thread(xD) question:
Do u think I can learn BASIC...or is it a bit too old?
raducu7890 said:
Got an off-thread(xD) question:
Do u think I can learn BASIC...or is it a bit too old?
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If you learn BASIC, the world will end.
If you don't know a programming language already, I suggest learning Python.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
veeman said:
If you learn BASIC, the world will end.
If you don't know a programming language already, I suggest learning Python.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
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I don't really like Python...
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I don't really like Python...
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Lol what? Python is easy to learn, easy to read, and a great language in general. What don't you like about it?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
Good subject I'm thinking.
I was trying to think of some happiest moments.
Old as I am there are too many.
When my fiance broke up with me and called the wedding off.
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ummmmmmmmmmmm when she told me back dat shee liked me too (after a month I told her I liked her)
THeLogiC said:
ummmmmmmmmmmm when she told me back dat shee liked me too (after a month I told her I liked her)
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Lucky you
My 10th XDA post
Galaxy S3
Omega Rom V34
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My 10th XDA post
Galaxy S3
Omega Rom V34
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My best friend that i knew since i was 14 recently told me she loved me. And i always had feelings for her too but i never said anything as i didn't want to ruin the close friendship we had. I'm glad she told me but we wasted so many years when i could have been with her all that time! :lol:
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When my fiance broke up with me and called the wedding off.
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This ^^^.. :beer::beer:
My happiest moment was probably when I played my first National Act show. I'll never forget that moment. I almost crapped myself from the excitement and thrill of it (for lack of better words)
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Well...my 2nd happy thing in my life is that a girl in my school kissed me when was my birthday...but tttheenn...I moved in uk...
When I first got my personal computer.
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raducu7890 said:
Lucky you
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Exactly like the title says. If you found yourself in that situation with the police asking for your demands what would you want?
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Bacon. Lots and lots of.......bacon
One of deez. Per week.
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-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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One of deez. Per week.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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How much for all that beer, about $100?
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How much for all that beer, about $100?
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Less than the price of gas in that truck.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
I would demand 30 gallons of KY, a giant/shallow above ground pool, and 300 super hot strippers to fight in the ky pool.
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I would demand 30 gallons of KY, a giant/shallow above ground pool, and 300 super hot strippers to fight in the ky pool.
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That, along with my demand should be epic.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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Bacon. Lots and lots of.......bacon
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Sounds about right
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To be able to fly
I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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Liberal! :silly:
A Nexus 4
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A Beast PC preinstalled with ubuntu 12.10
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A one way plane ticket from Jersey to ???
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I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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Damn hippie! I would demand €100 million. If not? Too bad for young Susie.
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I would demand that the hostages be freed immediately.
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You sick, sick whack...YOU should be the hostage
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You sick, sick whack...YOU should be the hostage
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I know where you live. I'll come over there and take you hostage then troll you and then after I demand that you be released, I will release you.
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I know where you live. I'll come over there and take you hostage then troll you and then after I demand that you be released, I will release you.
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Nope. Changed my location. Now you and Apex can't find me
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Nope. Changed my location. Now you and Apex can't find me
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Son... I know exactly where you are.
Dont make me press the hack button on my keyboard
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Son... I know exactly where you are.
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Come at me brah
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Bacon.
A chunk of blue ice. I also want it to strike the next person to make a turrible thread in OT.
Probably gonna be infinidy9.
N00b relent.
A ban hammer to whom ever makes threads like this!
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
bricks
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We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US!
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A troll hammer to all those haters. We are anonymous we are legion we do not forgive we do not forget EXPECT US! Thanks.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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I think he's gonna hax hour wifi's and GeeBees. Jokes on him. I only have TeeBees.
And I have 2-step verification on
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And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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I suspect someone has rustled your jimmies again
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
― Mark Twain
...the federal deficit
infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Man,
There's something wrong with you.
OT is not a place to roll around in kicking and screaming there son.
Put on your armor and quit acting like a tortured soul.
You just won't find a whole of sympathy here.
infinidy9 said:
And you are saying this to a 16 year old boy me! Does it help you sleep at night know that you ripping apart a 16 year old boy. I am a lot smarter than you think I am. So lay off.
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Welcome to the interwebs, we hope you enjoy your stay...now GTFO.
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m0cha5hake said:
bricks
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That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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That's my line....you line stealer.
I'm the brick thrower around here.
Also, a really big meteor that would land directly on to of Sparky with no collateral damage whatsoever.
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Galaxy sIIIs
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Galaxy sIIIs
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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They'll mostly like reach with broken screens.
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use nets to catch them before they fall to the earth
let brains fall from the sky for people who make threads "How to root......."
and also how about some popcorn?
Some friggin money.