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i drink too much mountain dew

and xda is to blame

mountaindont said:
and xda is to blame
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WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????

chfields said:
WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????
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a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried

mountaindont said:
a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried
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Thats better...LOL

chfields said:
Thats better...LOL
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a2sd framed me for murder, and i am not posting from my hero in a prison cell.
a2sd told my mother i was gay before i was ready to come out, resulting in my disownment from my entire family
a2sd stole my skittles
a2sd ran over my dog
a2sd put my applications onto my SD card, giving me more internal space on my phone and resulting in a much more responsive interaction
a2sd is the DEVIL

I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.

laufine said:
I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.
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i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
@laufine
who is rebecca
what is a SB?

mountaindont said:
i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
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who is rebecca
what is a SB?
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@moutaindont
Rebecca is a woman that I loved before.
SB is short for shabi or 傻逼, means idiot in English.
The md and ritz diet food works?

i like this thread because i just came home with 6 litres of mountain dew

Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
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I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.

the md and ritz works amazing...
im all out of witty comments haha

WarhawkXeroFire said:
Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
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I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.
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you are my hero. after my hero, that is. um....yeah.

I have a fan lol, so I took a better picture of the bottom row so you can get an idea of what I am trying to work with.
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And Hero here too

I drink 3 liters of Coke a day. Been doing it for the past 3 years, no kidney stones yet. But aside from Coke and Beer no other liquid....my kidneys probably cry at night. But then again Dr's say beer does help prevent kidney stones if you get them frequently.

I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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spiritcrusher33 said:
I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.

http://www.hammerstrong.com/hammerstrong/energy.html
I've graduated to the 80-hour energy spray. few squirts under the tongue, good for a few hours (till I need more sprays... lol)

You drink too much MD, I eat too many Cheez-its lol

I love md. I use to keep a 2 liter beside my bed at night just in case I woke up. Now I drink 2-3 2 liters of Dr Pepper because I get it for free. Add to that 2 cups of coffee in the morning and 2 at night.
I'm addicted to caffeine and flashing roms.

sdotcarlisle said:
i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.
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lol I know .. But 6 bucks a day adds up over a months time.lol
Add in 5 hours extreme energy shots.. sometimes 2 a day..thats 12 bucks a day,lol might as well be on drugs...
maybe i should stay clean for a month or so. and go back to mountain dews.lol

stop trying to make me fatter then i already am!

Dam you PAPA JOHNS $10 any topping Banners DAM YOU!

I just had a Papa John's pizza myself. Ham, onions, and mushrooms and it was delicious.

fatty! pep jalepeno pineapple for me or the works if im feelin lazy!

Ham, pineapple and jalepeno or pepperoni, mushrooms and olives... Those are my usuals. Pappa John's is way better than Pizza Hut or Dominos.

New computer didn't make the cut.

So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
Scent phrum mie fone!

Not crazy at all (Apart from the testicle removing )
Seems like you're prepared for a Zombie attack too
Edit: Also Nice gun.. What country you in.. No guns in UK but shotguns

I live in arkansas, usa. The gun is great. Gonna break it in with 300 rds tomorrow. Have that and a remington 770 .308 hunting rifle. We take being ready for whatever pretty serious around here. No zombie apocalypse gonna ruin my day. and yes the missus thinks I'm crazy
Scent phrum mie fone!

westicle said:
I live in arkansas, usa. The gun is great. Gonna break it in with 300 rds tomorrow. Have that and a remington 770 .308 hunting rifle. We take being ready for whatever pretty serious around here. No zombie apocalypse gonna ruin my day. and yes the missus thinks I'm crazy
Scent phrum mie fone!
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You wouldn't happen to live around Beebe would you? That would explain all of the dead birds! Lol!
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westicle said:
So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Yes, she will. And No, you're not
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westicle said:
I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home
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All I can say to that bit is... Hide your guns

user7618 said:
You wouldn't happen to live around Beebe would you? That would explain all of the dead birds! Lol!
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Nope I live in the bustling metropolis of Ft. Smith. and no she didn't kill me, (obviously) she just gave me the same sad smile you'd give to a lunatic. Lol
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Scent phrum mie fone!

1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?

AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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For fun! Real answer...cuz I care!
Scent phrum mie fone!

Well... erm... I... er...
#sudo render -speechless

AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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Because food is tasty. Who doesn't need a gun?
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AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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1. for after we run out of llamas to eat, hence the 20 year shelf life, so many llamas to eat first
2. To hunt the llamas with.
Or where those rhetorical questions???

nrfitchett4 said:
1. for after we run out of llamas to eat, hence the 20 year shelf life, so many llamas to eat first
2. To hunt the llamas with.
Or where those rhetorical questions???
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shh.... you weren't supposed to tell

sakai4eva said:
shh.... you weren't supposed to tell
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they're stupid llamas. they can't read anyways...

nrfitchett4 said:
they're stupid llamas. they can't read anyways...
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Lulz... I think they can read, but they won't bother... we'll continue out plans to rid this off-topic of llamas

Good luck
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Lulz... I think they can read, but they won't bother... we'll continue out plans to rid this off-topic of llamas
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Long term food supply
For a second I thought we were on the 3rd world war
I would never think on that as I try to consume my food the freshest I can.
Some say that any kind of food looses 30% of the vitamins, minerals and all important stuff that nurture us soon as they are taken out from the plant, or soon as the animal is dead, another 30% during the following 24 hrs.
So food frozen in a year will contain less than 5% of the nutrients!!
Originally posted by westicle
New computer didn't make the cut.
So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Freeze dried isn't frozen, lol. Completely different situation.
Scent phrum mie fone!

Hmm, a year spent eating pot noodles. I think I'll pass (hides the remaining 15 of the 18 xmas dinner flavour pot noodles gf bought)
For veg, the best way to get the most from it is to steam frozen veg.
The freezing (not freeze drying) breaks open the cells making it easier to get to the nutrients inside, while steaming cooks them without washing those nutrients away.
Lose 30% of nutrients when an animal dies? Best eat it while it's living then
I like the feel of the 1911, but prefer a M92 with Hogue grips, although I also quite like the USP.

xaccers said:
Hmm, a year spent eating pot noodles. I think I'll pass (hides the remaining 15 of the 18 xmas dinner flavour pot noodles gf bought)
For veg, the best way to get the most from it is to steam frozen veg.
The freezing (not freeze drying) breaks open the cells making it easier to get to the nutrients inside, while steaming cooks them without washing those nutrients away.
Lose 30% of nutrients when an animal dies? Best eat it while it's living then
I like the feel of the 1911, but prefer a M92 with Hogue grips, although I also quite like the USP.
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The only guy guys in Malaysia are allowed to carry only has one shot. You need to pump it for like 15-30 minutes to reload. One shot and you better make it count. And even then safety freaks are like, "Oh, you must use safety to prevent accidents"
Sheesh...

Geek food?

Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?

Fast food.

Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO

Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)

Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.

twitch153 said:
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)

Burgers for me!

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
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twitch153 said:
True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .

jaszek said:
I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha

the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet

twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.

Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down

So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers

ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks

Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza

Ur skinny? When was this???
twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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What have you eaten today?

Post up what you have eaten today....
I'll start... I have a Subway, but I'm saving that for later... I haven't eaten anything today... Trying to lose the gut house arrest has created.... :good:
This is the food thread... post what you ate, recipes, some kinda gibberish, I DONT CARE!!! But please abide by the XDA rules...

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
Orange Juice
Chocolate
Milk
Frosted Flakes
Snacks:
Roasted peanuts
More chocolate
Leftover chicken
Lunch:
2 Hamburgers
Bagel
Dinner:
Rice
And no I'm not fat

I had waffles and some fruit for breakfast
For lunch I had Chick-fil-A
and for dinner im cooking some pizza

Xtra Long Chilly Cheese

Jelly Beans

Cereal ( frosted flakes ) for breakfast.
Grilled chicken and rice for lunch.
String cheese for snack.
BNaughty said:
I'll start... I have a Subway, but I'm saving that for later... I haven't eaten anything today... Trying to lose the gut house arrest has created.... :good:
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It's unhealthy to not eat for almost the whole day / eating only once a day. o_o

Foxy Roxy said:
Cereal ( frosted flakes ) for breakfast.
Grilled chicken and rice for lunch.
String cheese for snack.
It's unhealthy to not eat for almost the whole day / eating only once a day. o_o
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My father in law is 60 and he's always only had one meal per day. He's fine.
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Foxy Roxy said:
Cereal ( frosted flakes ) for breakfast.
Grilled chicken and rice for lunch.
String cheese for snack.
It's unhealthy to not eat for almost the whole day / eating only once a day. o_o
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I know... when i got put on house arrest i went from 145 to 175.... i gotta lose this gut.... then i wanna quit smoking, eat right and work out.... supa dupa sexy...

stiil said:
Xtra Long Chilly Cheese
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from Sonic?

Natty light for breakfast and lunch. Homemade pizza for dinner...oh and heartburn for dessert.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
My father in law is 60 and he's always only had one meal per day. He's fine.
Sent from your mom.
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It might be okay for some people, but not for everyone.
As for BNaughty, eating once a day wouldn't aid him in losing weight though...
The key to losing weight is working out ( obviously ) + eating healthy meals throughout the day to help raise metabolism.

Foxy Roxy said:
It might be okay for some people, but not for everyone.
As for BNaughty, eating once a day wouldn't aid him in losing weight though...
The key to losing weight is working out ( obviously ) + eating healthy meals throughout the day to help raise metabolism.
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Agree... not much I can do at my house though.... and I'm lazy.... I've got time... plenty of it...

Foxy Roxy said:
It might be okay for some people, but not for everyone.
As for BNaughty, eating once a day wouldn't aid him in losing weight though...
The key to losing weight is working out ( obviously ) + eating healthy meals throughout the day to help raise metabolism.
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Good point.
I am not prone to gaining weight, but being thin doesn't always mean being healthy either. Every person requires different food intake. Me? I eat small amounts frequently throughout the day. I can't sit and eat a huge meal. I just eat to sustain myself, not for enjoyment. But again, that's just what works for me.
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Breakfast: frootloops cereal
Lunch: waffle, gingerbread and ice creamsandwich
Dinner: pasta!

NIKKOTUASON said:
Breakfast: frootloops cereal
Lunch: waffle, gingerbread and ice creamsandwich
Dinner: pasta!
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While you are eating you might give this a read.
I had rosemary rolls with artichoke and spinach cream cheese, salad, chocolate chip cookies, and homemade chicken vegetable soup.

I had an Italian sausage, ham and swiss pretzel melt, bag of Snapple jelly beans and a bag of sour gummy worms. I'm so hungry right now, but there's nothing readily available.
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SteveG12543 said:
I had an Italian sausage, ham and swiss pretzel melt, bag of Snapple jelly beans and a bag of sour gummy worms. I'm so hungry right now, but there's nothing readily available.
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Whattaburger?

Breakfast: Cereal
Dinner: Crab cakes with a salad.
I normally eat no more than two meals a day.

vanessaem said:
Breakfast: Cereal
Dinner: Crab cakes with a salad.
I normally eat no more than two meals a day.
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Try salmon cakes... mmmm.... not as good as crab cakes tho...

BNaughty said:
Try salmon cakes... mmmm.... not as good as crab cakes tho...
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They were the store brand and extremely salty so I didn't enjoy them much but I was hungry so I ate them anyway. The ones I make tastes way better. Genuine crab meat can be kind of expensive though.
You didn't ask all of that but I just felt like sharing.
I like salmon so I'll try salmon cakes. Probably cheaper to make too.