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Apple logo tattoo--Beast

Just got this done Saturday!
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Middle of the process...
Filled in.. looks really bad...

**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?

Skellyyy said:
**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?
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Because it was a stupid mistake to get it in the first place.

lol... Post it at iPD

M_T_M said:
Was any type of hallucinogens or heavy alcohol involved on this mistake?
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The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.

Excused said:
The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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I would ask for my money back anyway and then punch small mammals while waiting for my money

Do you suffer from bouts of stupidity???
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Worst....idea....ever

I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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Excused said:
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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dont listen to them , a free tatoo is always welcome ...
but whats up with the logo being filled in on one pic and clear in the other
looked better in the first one brah ..

Excused said:
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.

xaccers said:
Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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MacaronyMax said:
They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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I remember that!
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

already has a tattoo, nothing can change it, I like it, but I suggest next, or, for example on the wrist, to make the Android logo, or better yet, on the back, so big, Android ... a beautiful thing ...

ewwwww I feel bad for you... LoL!!!

EuroSpeed said:
I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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Ahaha I totally agree..You got it in a spot where girls usually get butterflies or other girly artifacts..Now all you gotta get is a playboy bunny on the other hip and its complete

Ill do it!!! But I need $$ not euros....o ns some smarties
xaccers said:
Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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A free tattoo is usually a bad idea. A tattoo is permanent and paying for quality work is a necessity. I have quite a few and I'm happy with all of my work. Once it heals, you may be able to have someone fix it.
What happened is they went too deep and/or overworked the area. Good luck with that one.
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I like Apple products, but not this much.

The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...

Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.

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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.

Mr. Clown said:
Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.

TheRomMistress said:
As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.

sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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I_am_Error said:
Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:

Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.

On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.

Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.

sakai4eva said:
But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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DirkGently1 said:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

The UGLY thread - Post the picture of something (anything) very very ugly.

I will start with the picture of one of the ugliest cars ever.
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Worst referee in MMA. As bad as Cecil People's judging.

pretty sure I've one this !
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)

MacaronyMax said:
pretty sure I've one this !
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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won* ....

Good Lord... what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Omnichron said:
Good Lord... what has been seen cannot be unseen.
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-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

MacaronyMax said:
pretty sure I've one this !
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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You nuts? It might be a useless piece of crap, but its nowhere near ugly
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Omnichron said:
Good Lord... what has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Whos gonna give me back my sleep now
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Omnichron said:
Good Lord... what has been seen cannot be unseen.
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/Thread, as it doesn't get any worse than this lol.
Edit: Thousandth post!
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MacaronyMax said:
pretty sure I've one this !
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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XDA or not, that's not ugly.
How about yo mama.. OK, i'm sorry,,

LordManhattan said:
XDA or not, that's not ugly.
How about yo mama.. OK, i'm sorry,,
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Maybe he means it has an ugly personality. Other wise I don't know what is ugly about it, maybe the square icons?
“Get Chance and Luck"

Captain_Nero said:
Maybe he means it has an ugly personality. Other wise I don't know what is ugly about it, maybe the square icons?
“Get Chance and Luck"
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With the screen off, it's good looking imo. Hell, when it first came out, the screen was awesome too. I just don't like the look of the OS.
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EDIT: OK, a little LESS beer next time!

God forgive me

agent205 said:
God forgive me
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LordManhattan said:
Hah, ugly personality? Yes. Ugly? No. The iPhone is a beautiful piece of tech, but that doesn't mean i like it. I love Android, i love iOS, i love WP7! I LOVE technology! I love everything that has a circuit board and a screen. I love to check how things work.
Some people here are blinded by the Android "open source" project (99% don't even know what open source means) that they can't appreciate how things work, and they can't touch a freaking iPhone or WP7 device. It's a disturbing trend, and i don't like it at all.
Some people like iOS, some people like WP7 and some people like Android. I used to love iOS and i hacked the **** out of it (yes, that's possible), but i bought an Android device and that was it; i loved it and i'm not going back to iOS, not because iOS sucks, but because iOS isn't for me. Android is.
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Ugly pics/Ugly funny pics or GTFO
Lets not turn this into "iluv ifone dunt nok it." Ugly is subjective, and I say its ugly like the thing below.

THIS is a really ugly cat

How to know if a girl likes you.

Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!

Alan's back!!!

Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.

Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.

Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.

RinZo said:
If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.

Archer said:
And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.

RinZo said:
Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me

Archer said:
It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??

she starts to stare at ure penis!

Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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RinZo said:
Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.

Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.

Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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Help my friends win $10,000

HEY
guys and girls of XDA could you kind caring people help some friends of mine to win a competition involving $10,000...
i would be very happy to see them win because they try very hard in what they do it may not be finest or best looking
video but i think they really deserve to win...
HOW TO HELP :
Click the link in big BLUE writing
below then click VOTE located
underneath the video in the link
and your done unless of course you
want to vote every hour *i wont stop you*
CLICK ME

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I AM M07S said:
guys and girls of XDA could you kind caring people help some friends of mine to win a competition involving $10,000...
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I will gladly help them to win, as I'm sure we all would, on ONE condition...
They give every last cent of the prize money to XDA - that way we all benefit from taking part

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I will gladly help them to win, as I'm sure we all would, on ONE condition...
They give every last cent of the prize money to XDA - that way we all benefit from taking part
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i really like that idea but i highly doubt that would happen because they dont even know about this beautiful community aka XDA

I hate when other people win. I get jealous. Goddamn winners.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hate when other people win. I get jealous. Goddamn winners.
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I won a HTC Titan at CoolSmartPhone
Jelly?

Archer said:
I won a HTC Titan at CoolSmartPhone
Jelly?
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Screw you, winner.
For seriousness though, I actually experienced winning once. I won a 32" Sony bravia TV at my company summer picnic, after only being with the company for a month
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Screw you, winner.
For seriousness though, I actually experienced winning once. I won a 32" Sony bravia TV at my company summer picnic, after only being with the company for a month
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Nice! I don't win stuff normally, so I was well surprised when I won that. Still yet to put it on ebay to reap the rewards. I turned it on and used it for about 1/2 hour to check it works, but it was no better than when I had WP on my HD2 18 months ago, so it's going.

Back when cell phones weren't in last person's pocket in the world, I used to win all the time on the radio. I was always ready to call and win. Got lots of concert tickets, won a couple ipods, shwag and other crap. Now you have no chance to win. By time you get it dialed, you're caller 6000.

Pay me half and i will help

So do we get a cut of this $10,000 if he wins? I'm just talking about the people on this thread of course.

vanessaem said:
So do we get a cut of this $10,000 if he wins? I'm just talking about the people on this thread of course.
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Quick LOCK IT B4 MORE PEOPLE COME IN
Also disable it for other mods LOL

I have won:
A Starburst beach towel
A Fragrance set
A freaking beast thermos
And a PS3 at a sales contest at work. Also won one for my manager so I could do no wrong for a few weeks =)

That goes for all of you.....
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That goes for all of you.....
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That better beefcake?

boborone said:
That better beefcake?
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Why did this turn into a photo thread???
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boborone said:
That better beefcake?
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HEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Voted
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Android_Monsters said:
Voted
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Thanks
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