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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.

sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot

dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post

dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.

sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her

Refuse this offer.

mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.

sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!

Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread

davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.

He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!

sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...

Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.

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I_am_Error said:
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.

Mr. Clown said:
Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.

TheRomMistress said:
As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.

sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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I_am_Error said:
Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:

Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.

On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.

Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.

sakai4eva said:
But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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DirkGently1 said:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
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Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

**POLL** Do you know what a white/black/gray hat means.....

......and which one do you wear
Poll to learn the makeup of members nowadays.
http://www.infosecisland.com/blogview/8318-Five-Famous-Hacker-Profiles-White-and-Black-Hats.html

I know.
I wear a pink hat, because I'mfabulous.jpg
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz
called the Pope, pretending to be Henry Kissinger.
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:highfive:

White ish
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WiredPirate said:
I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz :highfive:
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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I don't wear a hat. It gives me hathair.
(Grey.)
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boborone said:
I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.

He's pretty impartial but he's far from down to Earth. Some of his ideas regarding tech and patent licensing are probably never going to happen. For instance (and I'm paraphrasing here) he thinks Apple should agree to license all of it's "General UI" elements for a reasonable fee. That will never happen, Apple has invested too much on it's UI and that's the only real advantage they have. Also he want's iTunes for Android. Where's the logic in that?
That said I have a lot of respect for him and wish he still held the reigns at Apple.

WiredPirate said:
Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
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Yeah. The only time I would wait in line for an iPhone would be next to him. And he does camp out for it. He does it for the fan fair and to hang out with people. Not cause he's a fanboy.
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And to stay on topic I'm not much for hats. More like polos and name tags. Social engineering is where it's at.
Epic double post. Getting that a lot lately for some reason.

nevermind

Men shouldn't wear hats.
Unless they're Clint Eastwood!

Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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063_XOBX said:
Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.

Hard to fit a hat over my enormous head and impossible to do with dreadlocks..
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DirkGently said:
I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.

063_XOBX said:
Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Everything i know, i learned from tv and movies. Thanks to Walter White i now have several law enforcement agencies hunting me down, not to mention three or four very dangerous gangs who all want to kill me.
I won't tell you the trouble i got in pretending to be an MI6 spy or advertising executive!

Sombrero
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*official*!christmas!

What will u be doing this tym.......and what are u expecting from friends and loved ones....for me I want a nexus collection(yep nexus 4 to 10..)....I will also be helping out @ a locale children's home (putting a smile on sum kids face is a good way to end the year I think:thumbup:....) So what are u doing? Get sum Thanks for making sum one happy this Christmas .....hit Thanks if u love what I'm doing for x-mass....:thumbup:
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strip419 said:
Get sum Thanks for making sum one happy this Christmas .....hit Thanks if u love what I'm doing for x-mass....:thumbup:
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Seriously... :sly:
Lame thread is lame...
BTW Merry Christmas

1) There's already a few Christmas threads in off-topic
2) Thanks button was removed from off-topic
3) What?
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Oh, i see. It's a poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.

LordManhattan said:
poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.
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Cover's already blown

There's no thanks button in off topic. So if you're trying to get thanks, you won't get any here.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!

LordManhattan said:
Oh, i see. It's a poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.
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Maybe it's just excellently camelflaged?
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063_XOBX said:
Maybe it's just excellently camelflaged?
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Thanks :good:

My birthday is Christmas. I will be working. Sorry
Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....

Oooooo gotta get in here B4L.
The OP's signature is amazing!

Not sure if serious or trolling for Thanks by using helpless children. I'm gonna go with the latter. Oh.... And in b4 tha lock.

I'll probably go on a trip with my gf.
My dad bought a new Malibu yesterday, so I'm going to get his old one.
(Nitrous here we go.
Anyone know how to install?)
Which is good cause I keep getting stranded at my apt when my gf and business partners need my truck
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Happy whatever folks........I'll see you in a bit

boborone said:
Happy whatever folks........I'll see you in a bit
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Data assets.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!

I'm going to be attending a christmas service at my old church with family.
Then we'll be sharing songs and gifts with each other on Christmas eve (german thing).
Only problem is my ex is coming over

When did Christmas become 2 months long?

063_XOBX said:
When did Christmas become 2 months long?
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Man...
No kidding

Lolss......u guys are crazy...
I never created this to get thanks(wat the heck will dat do to me any way) just wanted to fish out sum kind hearted xda members,and maybe get sum moral for doing sumtin good this christmas (thats where the "Thanks" cums in)......u guys are so funny....filling up thank meters means a lot to u guys if u think sumone will create this kind if thread just to get thanks...LOL.....BTW I never knew the thanks meter was even out if here(cos I don't care:what......So let's change the game here guys......tell us Wat good stuff u are doing for society this Christmas.(apart from making me LMAO this afternoon).......still ......LOL...
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strip419 said:
Lolss......u guys are crazy...
I never created this to get thanks(wat the heck will dat do to me any way) just wanted to fish out sum kind hearted xda members,and maybe get sum moral for doing sumtin good this christmas (thats where the "Thanks" cums in)......u guys are so funny....filling up thank meters means a lot to u guys if u think sumone will create this kind if thread just to get thanks...LOL.....BTW I never knew the thanks meter was even out if here(cos I don't care:what......So let's change the game here guys......tell us Wat good stuff u are doing for society this Christmas.(apart from making me LMAO this afternoon).......still ......LOL...
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and in other news
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