Thought we are all Americans XDA? You thought wrong!
This is the Official Hangout for all us Aussies in the land down under! No more Americanalistion!!!
So, post what you want, when you want!
Give me tips to makes this post better.
Everyone is welcome though!
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Hello fellow Aussies!
Aww man, i have so many jokes, but i can't.. i just can't..
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Aww man, i have so many jokes, but i can't.. i just can't..
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Ahhh idk any Aussie jokes. Tell em Bruce.
* iTouched Epic
Lol
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Probably not much of a joke, but i find other countries seem to think we have kangaroos as pets, drive utes and live in the outback...
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Probably not much of a joke, but i find other countries seem to think we have kangaroos as pets, drive utes and live in the outback...
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Lololol. Roos for pets? That's insane haha!
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CJJames said:
Lololol. Roos for pets? That's insane haha!
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That's not true?! What!? I thought you rode in their pouches to work and played a dizzyradue for fun. You're all named Bruce and put shrimps on the barbie.
Btw, I would rock a ute if America had em. Those are cool.
And tonight I was cheering for an Aussie in the NASCAR race.
Marcos Ambros
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Dam good guy, races good and clean and a real good driver.
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That's not true?! What!? I thought you rode in their pouches to work and played a dizzyradue for fun. You're all named Bruce and put shrimps on the barbie.
Btw, I would rock a ute if America had em. Those are cool.
And tonight I was cheering for an Aussie in the NASCAR race.
Marcos Ambros
Dam good guy, races good and clean and a real good driver.
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Ahh I miss Marcos and his V8 Supercar days. What a time.
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Ahh I miss Marcos and his V8 Supercar days. What a time.
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He's too clean. Needs to get feisty and more aggressive. I know I know we 'Muricans just go round in round, but there's a couple road courses in the series. He does real good there being one of the only drivers who knows how to make a right turn. He's getting better in the others. Came in 3rd last night.
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He's too clean. Needs to get feisty and more aggressive. I know I know we 'Muricans just go round in round, but there's a couple road courses in the series. He does real good there being one of the only drivers who knows how to make a right turn. He's getting better in the others. Came in 3rd last night.
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Round in round :thumbup:
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Greetings fellow Austrians.
Ohaider :thumbup:
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Where are ya all?
You're missing out on a late night beer @[email protected]
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Caught up in a mess of assignments :sly:... anyone going to vivid Sydney?
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Anyone able to gift me Tapatalk for iOS? The guys in the states can't help because it gotra be in the Aussie store
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G'day mates. Shrimp on the barbie, 'roos, and funnel webs to you all! Blimey, struth, crikey! Drongos everywhere these days, eh blokes?
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G'day mates. Shrimp on the barbie, 'roos, and funnel webs to you all! Blimey, struth, crikey! Drongos everywhere these days, eh blokes?
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O_O
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That's not how you guys speak down that way? Forgiveness, mates.
You Aussie race fans have something to hold your head high about today.
F1, Indy 500, NASCAR Charlotte 600, all started with an Aussie leading each race.
Related
I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.
Ok this may be stupid but does anyone has an idea on how to figure out how a girl likes them?(please no flaming) (to make it clearer as FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/RELAtionship liking) not like a best friend or as a brother like
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Hi Alan!
Alan's back!!!
Try asking them.
Never works.
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They grab me by the arm and lead me into their bedroom.
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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Sensation-al! said:
Little confused but I thought this was a phone forum? how old are you? (Not trying to be mean its just funny)
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You obviously don't understand the principle of "off-topic". This is a forum where you can discuss literally anything that doesn't break the forum rules. If you want phone related stuff then step away from the off-topic.
Here he is... While things were starting to become quiet .... Welcome Alan
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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If you don't smell funny girls will like you, alan.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.
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And you should always part your hair on the left.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.
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Good to know my mom always had my back.
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It was her that told me
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It was her that told me
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Are you my dad??
she starts to stare at ure penis!
Only one way to know for sure...or at least its better to crash and burn than to never fly at all. Yea that's all I got on that one.
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Are you my dad??
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The only way to know for sure is to ask her. Other than that i would say is if she is "looking" for you. Does she text you if you dont text her first? does she ask about you? If you work together, does she text you saying that they all missed you at work if you didnt show up one day?
Wishing you all the best buddy. Take it easy, take it slow, and let your brothers here at xda know whats going on.
Hard to know dude, there are girls that are all over you all nice and practically glued to you and they dont like that way
And there are gilrs who treat you like CRAP,seem to hate your guts, poop ib your food and kill your dog and thats the one that really loves you
Girls are not meant to be understood, so just ask when your gut tells you to
Like the guy a few posts back said its better to try and fail than live forever wondering
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she will touch your swimsuit area.
Ask her out to do something that almost sounds like a date. The zoo. A movie. Try to kiss/touch her. If she doesn't pull away. You are good. But don't f&&& it up once you know. Let her go at her own pace. But do suggest stuff like watching a movie at your place or swimming with just her or her and one of her gfs that can conveniently go home or be part of the fun.
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HEY
guys and girls of XDA could you kind caring people help some friends of mine to win a competition involving $10,000...
i would be very happy to see them win because they try very hard in what they do it may not be finest or best looking
video but i think they really deserve to win...
HOW TO HELP :
Click the link in big BLUE writing
below then click VOTE located
underneath the video in the link
and your done unless of course you
want to vote every hour *i wont stop you*
CLICK ME
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guys and girls of XDA could you kind caring people help some friends of mine to win a competition involving $10,000...
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I will gladly help them to win, as I'm sure we all would, on ONE condition...
They give every last cent of the prize money to XDA - that way we all benefit from taking part
Simon.TS.HTC said:
I will gladly help them to win, as I'm sure we all would, on ONE condition...
They give every last cent of the prize money to XDA - that way we all benefit from taking part
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i really like that idea but i highly doubt that would happen because they dont even know about this beautiful community aka XDA
I hate when other people win. I get jealous. Goddamn winners.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hate when other people win. I get jealous. Goddamn winners.
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I won a HTC Titan at CoolSmartPhone
Jelly?
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I won a HTC Titan at CoolSmartPhone
Jelly?
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Screw you, winner.
For seriousness though, I actually experienced winning once. I won a 32" Sony bravia TV at my company summer picnic, after only being with the company for a month
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Screw you, winner.
For seriousness though, I actually experienced winning once. I won a 32" Sony bravia TV at my company summer picnic, after only being with the company for a month
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Nice! I don't win stuff normally, so I was well surprised when I won that. Still yet to put it on ebay to reap the rewards. I turned it on and used it for about 1/2 hour to check it works, but it was no better than when I had WP on my HD2 18 months ago, so it's going.
Back when cell phones weren't in last person's pocket in the world, I used to win all the time on the radio. I was always ready to call and win. Got lots of concert tickets, won a couple ipods, shwag and other crap. Now you have no chance to win. By time you get it dialed, you're caller 6000.
Pay me half and i will help
So do we get a cut of this $10,000 if he wins? I'm just talking about the people on this thread of course.
vanessaem said:
So do we get a cut of this $10,000 if he wins? I'm just talking about the people on this thread of course.
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Quick LOCK IT B4 MORE PEOPLE COME IN
Also disable it for other mods LOL
I have won:
A Starburst beach towel
A Fragrance set
A freaking beast thermos
And a PS3 at a sales contest at work. Also won one for my manager so I could do no wrong for a few weeks =)
That goes for all of you.....
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That goes for all of you.....
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That better beefcake?
boborone said:
That better beefcake?
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http://stickerish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/NoGuyBlackSS.png
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Why did this turn into a photo thread???
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boborone said:
That better beefcake?
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HEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Voted
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Voted
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Thanks
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The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.
What will u be doing this tym.......and what are u expecting from friends and loved ones....for me I want a nexus collection(yep nexus 4 to 10..)....I will also be helping out @ a locale children's home (putting a smile on sum kids face is a good way to end the year I think:thumbup:....) So what are u doing? Get sum Thanks for making sum one happy this Christmas .....hit Thanks if u love what I'm doing for x-mass....:thumbup:
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strip419 said:
Get sum Thanks for making sum one happy this Christmas .....hit Thanks if u love what I'm doing for x-mass....:thumbup:
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Seriously... :sly:
Lame thread is lame...
BTW Merry Christmas
1) There's already a few Christmas threads in off-topic
2) Thanks button was removed from off-topic
3) What?
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Oh, i see. It's a poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.
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poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.
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Cover's already blown
There's no thanks button in off topic. So if you're trying to get thanks, you won't get any here.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
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Oh, i see. It's a poorly camouflaged "Thank me" thread.
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Maybe it's just excellently camelflaged?
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Maybe it's just excellently camelflaged?
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Thanks :good:
My birthday is Christmas. I will be working. Sorry
Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....
Oooooo gotta get in here B4L.
The OP's signature is amazing!
Not sure if serious or trolling for Thanks by using helpless children. I'm gonna go with the latter. Oh.... And in b4 tha lock.
I'll probably go on a trip with my gf.
My dad bought a new Malibu yesterday, so I'm going to get his old one.
(Nitrous here we go.
Anyone know how to install?)
Which is good cause I keep getting stranded at my apt when my gf and business partners need my truck
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Happy whatever folks........I'll see you in a bit
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Happy whatever folks........I'll see you in a bit
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Data assets.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
I'm going to be attending a christmas service at my old church with family.
Then we'll be sharing songs and gifts with each other on Christmas eve (german thing).
Only problem is my ex is coming over
When did Christmas become 2 months long?
063_XOBX said:
When did Christmas become 2 months long?
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Man...
No kidding
Lolss......u guys are crazy...
I never created this to get thanks(wat the heck will dat do to me any way) just wanted to fish out sum kind hearted xda members,and maybe get sum moral for doing sumtin good this christmas (thats where the "Thanks" cums in)......u guys are so funny....filling up thank meters means a lot to u guys if u think sumone will create this kind if thread just to get thanks...LOL.....BTW I never knew the thanks meter was even out if here(cos I don't care:what......So let's change the game here guys......tell us Wat good stuff u are doing for society this Christmas.(apart from making me LMAO this afternoon).......still ......LOL...
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Lolss......u guys are crazy...
I never created this to get thanks(wat the heck will dat do to me any way) just wanted to fish out sum kind hearted xda members,and maybe get sum moral for doing sumtin good this christmas (thats where the "Thanks" cums in)......u guys are so funny....filling up thank meters means a lot to u guys if u think sumone will create this kind if thread just to get thanks...LOL.....BTW I never knew the thanks meter was even out if here(cos I don't care:what......So let's change the game here guys......tell us Wat good stuff u are doing for society this Christmas.(apart from making me LMAO this afternoon).......still ......LOL...
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and in other news
http://www.fredericks.com/Holiday_Themed_Lingerie/li62,default,sc.html